After Lin Hao finished knocking on the nest, he was going to eat in the hospital cafeteria first, and then go to see which department he was assigned to in the afternoon, but when he walked forward, his eyebrows kept twitching!
Leng Ruohan, who was extremely superstitious, said that if the left eye jumps for wealth, the right eye jumps for disaster! Although Lin Hao scoffed at this statement, it was his right eyebrow that jumped at the moment, and he also felt a faint feeling of uneasiness in his heart.
While I was thinking this, I suddenly felt a strong wind coming from my back!
Due to the sensitivity of a killer and the twitching of his right eyebrow, as soon as he felt someone sneaking up from behind, Lin Hao immediately made a backhand grab. In an instant, he caught the opponent's hand that reached his back, and then he threw him over his shoulder.
When the man was caught and flipped over in the air and was about to fall to the ground, Lin Hao was surprised again, because he had already seen clearly that this was the doctor who came to study with him. He was a fat man. He was sitting next to him just now, and he thought about it several times.
I was chatting with myself, but Liu Huaqiang was speaking above at that time, and his eyes fell on me from time to time. In order to leave a good impression on the leader, I had to ignore him.
It’s a long story, but actually it was just that moment when Lin Hao realized that he had thrown the wrong person, so he quickly put his foot on the fat man’s butt so as not to throw him!
Although he didn't fall hard, the fat man was still very frightened. He covered his beating heart and looked at Lin Hao with a pale face. After a while, he said sarcastically: "I, I don't mean any harm, I just want to fight with you."
Just saying hello!"
Lin Hao said hurriedly: "I'm sorry, did I throw you?"
"No, no!" The fat man shook his head, then patted the trembling fat on his body and said, "Look at me, I have so much fat, it will be fine even if I fall."
Lin Hao sweated a little and thought to himself that I was really going to fall hard just now. If you don't die, you will be half disabled. Are you okay? But in the end, he just advised: "It's best to greet me from the front in the future. I don't like others to come from the front."
Coming from behind!"
The fat man nodded hurriedly and said: "I don't like people coming from behind...cough, buddy, your skills are terrifying. Have you ever practiced judo?"
Lin Hao said perfunctorily: "That's right!"
The fat man came up and said, "My name is Yu'e Bao, and others call me Erbao. What's your name?"
"Yu'ebao?" Lin Hao said in surprise: "Your dad is a fan of Jack Ma!"
The fat man smiled bitterly and explained: "It's not that, it's my son's son!"
Lin Hao suddenly stopped laughing and introduced himself: "My name is Lin Hao!"
Yu Erbao asked: "Lin Hao, what do you think of this further training?"
Lin Hao shook his head and said: "Not so good?"
Yu Erbao sighed: "I don't feel very good either. I kind of want to go back but not really want to go back!"
Lin Hao asked: "Why?"
Yu Erbao rubbed his fat face in distress and said: "Stay here, you will be controlled by them. Go home, you will be controlled by my old Dou again..."
Yu Erbao is not only an acquaintance, but also a chatty person, and also a bit guilty. From his eloquent narrative, Lin Hao knew that he was a native of Yangcheng, his home was in Guangming New Village, and he had just graduated from Yangcheng Medical University last year.
, and now he is treating his father at the family hospital!
His father hoped that he could inherit his father's business and inherit the medical clinic, but he wanted to enter a big hospital. But what is ironic is that he wanted to enter a big hospital not because he wanted to be a great doctor. He was more qualified than his father.
Promise, but because there are many nurses in big hospitals, there are many beauties, and then there are more choices.
After chatting for a while, Lin Hao asked: "Then are you going back now or not?"
"I don't know either!" Yu Erbao seemed to have difficulty choosing. He scratched his head and thought for a long time and asked: "Do you think it is better for me to go back or not?"
Lin Hao was sweating so much that he thought about you, but you actually asked me, what did you do to eat when you grew up so big?
But in the end, he kindly gave his idea: "I think, since you will come if you don't come, then just stay, just in case..."
Yu Erbao's eyes suddenly lit up, and he responded smoothly: "What if the female nurse here is very beautiful and very horny?"
Lin Hao sweated and corrected: "I mean, what if I can learn something!"
Yu Erbao was stunned for a moment, and then asked: "So you think I should stay, because if I stay, I will have a chance to find a beautiful girl as my girlfriend, right?"
Lin Hao was sweating. What kind of understanding does this guy have? "I mean, now that I'm here, it's too embarrassing to go back like this. And my opinion is just a reference. You decide whether to go or stay!"
Yu Erbao became distressed again and hesitated for a long time: "What about you? Should you go or stay?"
Lin Hao said: "Of course I'm staying!"
Yu Erbao thought for a long time, and finally said with a heroic and decisive expression: "Okay, I'll stay too!"
Lin Hao wanted to roll his eyes. He changed his mind so easily. Do you still have your own position?
Who knows that Yu Erbao added: "I can't let you pick up all the girls by yourself!"
Lin Hao: "..."
Yu Erbao said: "Let's go, I'll treat you to a big dinner outside."
This guy, as others said, was sent by monkeys to tease me. He is really something that people don’t want. But with him by his side in the future, the days of further study should be much happier, so Lin Hao said: "Forget it.
Well, I'd better treat you!"
Yu Erbao said casually: "Okay, where can we eat?"
Lin Hao stretched out his hand and pointed to the side, "There!"
Yu Erbao took a look and said: "Staff canteen!?"
Lin Hao said: "Not bad!"
Yu Erbao looked at him with contempt and said, "You want me to go there to eat? I just heard someone say that the food here is terrible!"
Lin Hao smiled and lied to him: "But I just heard someone say that most of the nurses in the hospital come here to eat!"
"Really!?" Yu Erbao suddenly became energetic and said with gleaming eyes: "Then what are you waiting for? Let's go!"
After entering the canteen, the two of them each took a meal and then found an empty seat to sit down.
After getting along for a short time, Lin Hao discovered that this Yu Erbao was not only guilty, but also hungry, but not in the stomach, but under the stomach, because after he sat down, his mind was not on the meal at all, his eyes were like lightning, and he looked at the people who came to eat.
The nurse kept scanning up and down.
At the same time, he was still mumbling, "This is 33b, this is 34a, this is 32b, wow, this is big, this is 35d..."
Lin Hao finally couldn't help but asked: "Erbao, what are you talking to yourself about?"
Yu Erbao said: "We are talking about the bust sizes of these female doctors and nurses!"
Lin Hao looked up and found that both female doctors and female nurses were all wearing clothes, and they were all very thick. He couldn't help but asked in confusion: "You can see that?"
Yu Erbao replied very eloquently, "After reading all the porn movies in the world, I will naturally have no code in my heart!"
Lin Hao: "..."
While scanning the nurses, Yu Erbao said in a gossipy tone: "Hey, Lin Hao, do you usually watch Japanese movies?"
Lin Hao said: "I rarely see it!"
Yu Erbao asked: "To what extent?"
Lin Hao said: "It's so rare that I don't even look at it!"
Yu Erbao glanced sideways at his body and asked in obvious disbelief: "Is it true?"
"Why are you lying to me?" Lin Hao said seriously: "What others are talking about: Wu Tenglan, Sora Aoi, Akiho Yoshizawa, Kaede Matsushima, Hime Kamiya, Maria Ozawa, Roi Sakuragi, Yui Seto,
Mariko Kuki, Hikaru Hoshino, Hitomi Shiraishi, Hitomi Yuki, Momo Aida, Mai Asakura, Hitomi Kobayashi, Maiko Yuuki, Yuki Miho, roommate Satori, Kurokika, Minori Asaoka, Mari Misato, Ai Iijima,
, Chikako Shiratori, Koko Nakatani, Kaori Ichikawa, Mikako Uesugi... I don’t know any of them, I’ve never heard of them at all!”
Yu Erbao was stunned for a moment, then said: "What a coincidence!"
Lin Hao asked doubtfully: "You don't know it, and you haven't heard of it either?"
Yu Erbao shook his head and said: "I have collected all the movies of these stars you mentioned, especially those of Ming Ze and Ming Bu. I have a very large collection!"
Lin Hao's expression lit up and he quickly asked: "Are there any uncensored ones?"
Yu Erbao shook his head, "No! I've been looking for it too!"
Lin Hao stopped saying anything and buried himself in his food.
Yu Erbao stopped talking, but he didn't eat and still scanned the nurses like a scanner.
After observation, Yu Erbao was delighted to find that there were indeed many nurses coming to the cafeteria to eat, and there were quite a few beautiful and young ones. What particularly excited him was that, just as he had guessed before, some of them were actually beautiful.
Hungry and thirsty!
For example, the woman he is currently eyeing has an extremely beautiful face and an impeccable figure, which is in line with the legendary golden ratio!
Some professionals who are too idle have conducted a lot of research to quantify the perfect figure of a woman and come up with the perfect proportions of various parts of the body.
The ratio of a woman's upper and lower body, with the navel as the boundary, should be 5:8. The bust is measured from the armpit along the fullest point above the chest to half the height. The waist is 20 cm smaller than the bust. The hip is 4 cm larger than the bust.
.The thigh circumference is 10 cm smaller than the waist circumference. The upper arm circumference is equal to half of the thigh circumference. The neck circumference is equal to the calf circumference. The shoulder width is equal to half of the chest circumference. Lose weight in centimeters!
The various parts of the woman in front of her are almost in golden proportion.
Her appearance not only attracted the attention of Yu Erbao, but also attracted the attention of most people in the staff canteen. The men looked at her and drooled, while the women looked at her with unspeakable envy, jealousy and hatred.
The sapphire blue dress perfectly accentuates her tall and exquisite figure. Her long, slightly wavy hair is scattered on her chest. Her facial features are beautiful and delicate, especially her beautiful eyes, which are clear and aloof, as if they are floating in the world.
Goddess Pandora!
A breeze blows in from the door, the long skirt ripples slightly, and the hair is flying in the wind, making people feel that she is so bright, eye-catching, elegant, cool, and sexy...
Apart from these, Yu Erbao can't think of any other beautiful words to describe her stunning beauty. If you really want to force him, he can only give you one sentence: Don't say anything, she is the one in my mind.
goddess!
What particularly excited Yu Erbao was that there were so many people looking at her in the cafeteria, but after she finished her meal, she looked around and finally looked towards him, and then walked towards him.
Seeing her approaching steps, Yu Erbao's heartbeat started to speed up!
One step, two steps, three steps, four steps, five steps, six steps...
When she actually sat down across from him, Yu Erbao felt as if he was suffering from a heart attack, and his heart was about to jump out of his chest.
What is this? It is undoubtedly the feeling of heartbeat!
Even though his heart beat at least 365 times a year, he still felt that he was in a good position. Otherwise, why would she sit next to him when there were so many empty seats?
Yes, she must be interested in me! Yu Erbao couldn't help but think this way. Although the possibility is slim, but if I meet someone with unique taste and doesn't like others, I just like him who is fat and fat.
Fat and greasy, can keep you cool in summer and keep warm in winter?
Opportunities are not only reserved for those who are tall, handsome, and have money at home. Sometimes, some are also reserved for those who have the courage to fight for them, although there are very few, pitifully few!
Yu Erbao has experienced countless disappointments from the age of nine when he picked up girls to today, but he has one advantage that everyone can learn from, that is, he never despairs or gets discouraged, because he firmly believes that failure is the mother of success!
Sometimes, persistence may not succeed, but if you don't persist, you will definitely not succeed, so he very bravely introduced himself to the woman opposite: "Beauty, hello, my name is Yu Erbao, others call me Erbao, I am here to study.
Doctor. I am twenty-three and a half years old this year. I am unmarried and have no girlfriend. I have an old mother-in-law at home. I have two properties. One is in Guangming New Village. It is a self-built house with two and a half floors and a courtyard! The other is in Xintang Center.
, it is a commercial house, 150 square meters, luxuriously decorated! There are three cars, one is a BMW 740, one is a Dongfeng CRV, and the other is a Buick Regal..."
Listening to this explanation, which was more thorough than being checked on his household registration, Lin Hao's face had countless black lines, and he was sweating so much that he couldn't stop sweating.
At first, he only thought that Yu Erbao was a bit smart, but now he realized that this guy was so smart that no one had ever done it before, and no one would come after him!
The beautiful woman sitting opposite listened patiently for a while, and finally couldn't help interrupting him with her hand, pointing at Lin Hao and saying: "Where is he?"
Yu Erbao said: "Oh, he is just a soy sauce guy, a supporting role, you don't have to worry about it!"
Lin Hao nodded and immersed himself in eating cooperatively.
But the beautiful woman looked at Lin Hao closely, as if she wished she could see two flowers from him.
Seeing this, Yu Erbao touched Lin Hao's arm helplessly, "Hey, do you think I should tell her that your name is Lin Hao?"
Lin Hao was stunned for a moment, then finally raised his head and said: "This... no need!"
Yu Erbao nodded, endured it for a moment and then said, "Then should I tell her that you are a doctor who came with me for further training?"
"Whatever!" Lin Hao was sweating so much that he sighed, "As long as you like it!"
The beauty was usually a serious person, but these two guys were so funny. She had been holding back her smile, but in the end she couldn't help it, and burst out laughing, and her saliva splashed onto Lin Hao's plate.
inside.
Lin Hao looked at the only contaminated piece of braised pork left on the dinner plate, hesitated, and finally took it into his mouth!
He hasn't eaten enough yet, it's shameful to waste it, and besides, this woman doesn't look like she has any infectious disease!
The beauty also knew that her spit had accidentally fallen into someone else's plate, and she was so embarrassed that she blushed and was too embarrassed to stare at him for further study. After a moment of hesitation, she pushed away the untouched portion of the meal in front of her.
past!
Lin Hao asked: "What do you mean?"
The beauty said: "I just finished the operation and I have no appetite to eat."
Lin Hao didn't say anything else, but took it over politely and continued the second half of lunch.
Whoever doesn’t eat is free, he is an idiot if he doesn’t eat!
After hooking up for a long time, Yu Erbao was very unwilling to make wedding clothes for someone else. He was also very unwilling to give up and asked: "Hey, beauty, you haven't told me your name yet?"
The beauty pointed at Lin Hao and said, "He knows!"