Chapter five hundred and eighty third take the goddess to the toilet
Commuting time is undoubtedly the peak traffic period, when traffic flow is the most dense!
Even if the main road in Yangcheng is already six lanes in one direction, if there is a slight bump, it will be blocked!
For example, this is the case now. There was a rear-end collision in front of the tunnel. The car was blocked and could not move at all, but there were cars coming from behind. Lin Hao and the others were blocked in the middle and could not move at all!
Seeing that there was no movement for a long time, including Ren Junqi who was holding a mineral water bottle next to him, Lin Hao asked, "Hey, didn't you say you were in a hurry?"
Ren Junqi was indeed anxious, and she was extremely anxious, but what could she do if she was anxious? So she did not answer, but just glared at Lin Hao!
"Why are you staring at me? It's not me who asked you to drink so much water!" Lin Hao rambled on in a heartless manner, "And luckily you are just an emergency doctor. If you want to change to a surgeon,
The operation only lasts a few hours, it depends on how you can bear it..."
Ren Junqi was so angry that he gritted his teeth and interrupted him: "I'm so anxious, and you still say sarcastic words?"
Lin Hao said: "If you're in a hurry, go to the back seat! The window of your car is covered with a dark protective film, so you can't see the inside from the outside. I tried it when I just got in the car, so you don't have to worry about others seeing it!"
I'm really not worried about others, I'm just worried about you! Ren Junqi really wanted to respond to him like this, but she was too anxious, and her belly was so swollen that it seemed like it was going to explode. She didn't even have the time to argue with this guy, so in the end she could only
Unable to raise the mineral water bottle, he said: "How...how do I do this?"
Lin Hao patiently pointed her out and said: "What else can you do? Climb to the back row, squat under the seat, and use your coat to hold your pants while taking off your pants. This way, not only others can't see it, but I can't see it either!"
Be careful not to spill it when you pick it up. Also, if you are in such a hurry, you will definitely not be able to hold it in this bottle, so you have to control it..."
Ren Junqi's face turned red, partly because of anxiety and partly because of shame. He shook his head like a rattle and said, "No! No!"
Lin Hao said: "Some things may not work after you try them, but they definitely won't work if you don't try them!"
Ren Junqi: "..."
"Go!" Lin Hao encouraged, and then teased her carelessly: "A living person cannot suffocate to death with urine. It would be too shameful to die like that! When the time comes, you will go to the underworld, and the Lord of Hell will ask
How did you die, are you embarrassed to tell me?"
Ren Junqi was so angry that he almost vomited blood and stared at him fiercely, as if he wanted to eat him alive.
Lin Hao ignored her look and continued: "Stop staring, your eyeballs will stick out if you stare any longer. You'd better go and pee quickly. There must be a car accident ahead. I don't know how long the fortress will be blocked!"
Ren Junqi was about to cry, but she was extremely hesitant and tangled in her heart. If she was told to shush in front of a man, she would really rather be suffocated to death!
Seeing that her eyes were a little red, she didn't know whether it was because she was anxious or because she was angry with herself, but her tone finally became gentler, "I know you are embarrassed. If you were in my place, let me be in front of a woman."
It’s convenient, but I also feel shameless. But we are doctors, we have to experience everything, and we have to face everything. This is just the smallest hurdle!"
Ren Junqi opened his mouth, but his lips just curled up, and he finally stopped talking.
Seeing that she was still unmoved, Lin Hao continued: "Ren Junqi, you are a doctor with a serious academic background, and your theoretical knowledge is more solid and profound than that of a wild doctor like me. You should know the disadvantages of holding in your urine for women, right?
"
Ren Junqi pulled a face and said nothing!
"Don't know?" Lin Hao asked, and then asked and answered his own question: "Okay, let me review it for you. The first one is urinary incontinence. Do you know the sphincter? It is an important part of controlling urine in the bladder to enter the urethra.
Control muscles, but women’s body structure is special. Unlike men, who have two internal and external sphincters, they only rely on a single sphincter to hold back urine! Frequently holding back urine or holding back urine severely can cause sphincter fatigue and weakness, leading to urinary incontinence.
Think about it, you are young, beautiful and unmarried, but you suffer from urinary incontinence because of this pee, how worthless is it?"
Ren Junqi said angrily: "You——"
Lin Hao ignored her and continued to talk: "In addition, holding in urine not only affects the sphincter, but also easily leads to damage to the bladder function. As the amount of urine increases, once it exceeds the range that the bladder smooth muscle can bear, it will cause bladder damage.
rupture……"
Ren Junqi couldn't help but shouted: "Are you done yet?"
"Not yet!" Lin Hao responded and continued to popularize science: "Even if there is no rupture, it can cause urinary tract infection. There are a lot of bacteria in a normal woman's urethral opening. Urinating can flush these bacteria, but holding in urine can cause urethral opening bacteria.
A large amount of accumulation can cause urinary tract infection. When the bladder is distended and the body's resistance decreases, bacteria will take advantage of the situation and the urinary tract infection will become more serious, leading to pyelonephritis or even renal failure, and then..."
Ren Junqi's red face became paler and whiter due to Lin Hao's words, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore and said: "That's enough for you. Do I still need you to remind me of such a basic theory? Can't you say something useful?
?”
"The useful thing is that you go to the back and solve it quickly!" Lin Hao spread his hands and said: "Otherwise something will happen, don't blame me for not reminding you!"
Ren Junqi glared at him angrily, but in the end he couldn't resist the anxiety in his lower abdomen. He reached out to unbuckle his seat belt and struggled to climb into the back seat.
"Ouch!" While crawling back, she didn't know where she hit, and she let out a scream.
Lin Hao asked: "What's wrong?"
Ren Junqi didn't answer. She paused and continued to climb back. When she reached the gap between the seats in the back row, she struggled to squat down. But when she couldn't wait to reach out and unbutton her pants, she didn't forget to look at the front vigilantly.
Lin Hao felt a little relieved when he saw him looking straight ahead, but he still warned: "If you dare to peek, I will fight with you!"
"Rare!" Lin Hao curled his lips and said disdainfully: "What do you think I've never seen a woman before?"
Ren Junqi said: "You——"
Lin Hao waved his hands calmly and said: "Okay, okay, you can settle it peacefully. I can swear that if I look back at you, I will be a gangster!"
You are a gangster! Ren Junqi replied angrily in his heart, then hesitated for a moment, then half-bowed up, staring at the surroundings warily while unbuttoning his trousers with his coat.
Normally, she who considers herself a goddess would never do such a thing to destroy her image, but now there is really no way, she is too impatient!
Although Lin Hao swore not to look back and peeked, he really didn't look back, but he looked at the rearview mirror in the car, and he was honest!
He only swore not to look back, but he didn't say he wouldn't look up. It didn't break his oath at all!
Although Ren Junqi was very careful and tried his best to cover his body with his long coat, when he took off his pants, he still couldn't avoid the leak of his beauty. A piece of buttocks as white as snow, with a soul-stirring temptation, came into view of Lin Hao.
's eyes.
Although the beautiful scene passed by in a flash, Lin Hao's heart couldn't help but beat wildly, and his eyes searched in the rearview mirror. After seeing nothing, he could only start to look forward to that "chi!"
"Chi" sound of water.
After waiting for a long time, there was still no movement at all.
Did she turn the volume down?
Lin Hao was confused, waited for a while and asked: "How is it? Are you okay?"
Ren Junqi didn't answer immediately, and after a while he responded in a squeaky voice: "I...can't figure it out!"
Lin Hao couldn't help but asked, "Didn't you say it's very urgent?"
Ren Junqi said angrily: "I'm in a hurry, but I just can't figure it out. What can I do?"
Lin Hao said sympathetically: "You are too nervous, just relax a little, relax a little and that'll be it!"
Ren Junqi said nothing, but he said in his heart, how can I relax when you are here?
After waiting patiently for a while, Lin Hao still didn't hear the sound of water from behind, so he asked again: "Isn't it okay?"
Ren Junqi responded without tears: "No!"
Lin Hao was also a little anxious by her and asked: "What should we do?"
Ren Junqi pondered for a moment, and finally said weakly: "You...whistle!"
Lin Hao was speechless. You are a child and you want me to whistle to make you shush. But in the end, he still whistled kindly.
But this trick still didn't work. Ren Junqi subconsciously resisted this kind of thing, so he could never relax, so he was even more anxious.
The great luck among the misfortunes was that just when she was almost suffocated to death by peeing, the accident car that blocked the road was finally taken away and the traffic was cleared. Lin Hao quickly overtook the car and found a gas station to drive.
Got in.
After stopping the car, Lin Hao urged: "Okay, there is a toilet here, go quickly!"
Ren Junqi, who had already put on his pants again, hurriedly opened the door, but as soon as his feet touched the ground, he screamed "Ouch" again!
Lin Hao asked: "What's wrong?"
Ren Junqi still didn't answer. He just gritted his teeth and got out of the car, but he didn't move after standing outside the car.
Lin Hao felt something was wrong, so he got out of the car and walked around to her side. He saw her standing there with one foot covered in cold sweat and the other foot touching the ground. He instantly understood that her foot was sprained!
Yes, it will be bad luck for people, even if they drink cold water, their teeth will be blocked!
Ren Junqi didn't know what evil happened today, and he had a lot of bad luck!
When she was staying at Xu Wencong's residence, she accidentally kicked her foot on the bedside table and was injured. When she climbed into the back seat, she was too impatient and accidentally twisted it. Now when she got out of the car, she even twisted it.
It really made matters worse.
Lin Hao asked: "Can I still leave?"
Ren Junqi just stared at him and said nothing, because she felt that the reason why she ended up in this situation was entirely because of this fight!
Lin Hao knew that she couldn't leave, so he just kept silent. So he reached out and put one of her arms on his shoulders, and put his other hand through her back and under her arm, and supported her.
Hug it to your body.
Ren Junqi exclaimed: "Hey, what are you doing? Let me go!"
Lin Hao ignored her and dragged her towards the toilet half-supporting, half-hugging and half-pushing.
When he arrived at the toilet door, Ren Junqi was no longer embarrassed to let him hold him, and struggled hard to push him away!
Lin Hao is a good person. Once he does something good, he will do it to the end. It is not his character to give up halfway, so he completely ignores her struggle and arbitrarily fights her in!
"Hey, hey!" Ren Junqi was unable to break free, but still shouted urgently: "This is the men's bathroom!"
Lin Hao still ignored her. He was a man, so of course he could only go to the men's restroom. What if he was treated as a pervert if he entered the women's restroom?
When Ren Junqi was dragged into the men's room and found a man standing there with his back to her, it really made Lin Hao feel like he was being stabbed to death!
The man was done, he shook his head, zipped up his trousers and turned around. He found a man coming in with a woman, and the woman was too beautiful to behold. He was stunned for a while, and it took him two or three seconds to leave.
Go out, but when you go out, you hear him muttering: "...Really, I even have to save money on renting a house..."
Ren Junqi was so ashamed that he really wanted to dig a hole and crawl in.
Lin Hao ignored this, pushed open the door of a toilet compartment, pulled her in and asked: "Can you do it by yourself? Do you want my help? If you need help, just ask."
Ren Junqi finally responded to him with one word: "Get out!!"
Lin Hao curled his lips and walked out, closing the door for her, but he did not leave, but stayed outside the door.
It is unprecedented and unprecedented to be so considerate!