Chapter five hundred and ninety fifth disappointing
In the 21st century, what is most popular? There is no doubt that it is talent!
In order to acquire talents, several directors who consider themselves Bole also work very hard. For example, Ding Yongzhong, the director of the Department of Orthopedics and Traumatology, not only fights, but even gambles!
Although the patient with a comminuted fracture of the femur had his fracture completely restored and his recovery was not very good, and Ren Junqi kept saying that this was Lin Hao's masterpiece. But after all, he did not watch Lin Hao give it to the patient with his own eyes.
Reset using manual techniques. So I still had some doubts about Lin Hao's medical skills. The reason why he fought so actively was because he didn't want to lose the treasure.
It was precisely because he was eager to see Lin Hao's abilities that he immediately brought Lin Hao to the bedside of a patient who claimed to have been injured in a car accident and suffered a comminuted fracture of the humerus.
However, when the doctor in charge of the bed took out the medical records and prepared to introduce the patient's condition, Ding Yongzhong waved his hand at him and said: "Doctor Lin, check him first, and then tell us about the situation!"
This is undoubtedly a test in disguise.
Real gold is not afraid of fire, so Lin Hao nodded indifferently and was ready to step forward to inspect.
It's just that he is happy, but the patient is not!
The patient's fracture was not generally serious. After being admitted to the hospital in the emergency department, he should have gone to the operating table for surgery as soon as possible. However, due to some of his own problems, he had to deal with it before the surgery could be performed.
Precisely because he couldn't operate immediately, the surgeon bandaged his arm and splinted it to prevent his fracture from dislocating again and causing more serious damage. However, the fracture inside was not corrected, so
The patient is still in unbearable pain!
The patient was already in excruciating pain, but when he saw a young man who looked like a trainee coming up to dismantle the patient for examination, he naturally felt even more annoyed. He immediately complained to Ding Yongzhong non-stop: "Hey, I said you can't do it."
Can't we let formal doctors come for examination? The intern doctors and nurses are all very irritable, like the intern nurse who gave me the injection just now. After three injections, no blood vessels were punctured. I don't know what happened? There was no training before the internship.
Really? What do you usually do at school? Do you just focus on falling in love and having sex? "
The doctors frowned when they heard this, but seeing that his upper body was covered with tattoos, it was obvious that he was not a good person, so they remained silent.
Ding Yongzhong calmly said to the patient: "His name is Lin Hao. He is not an intern, but an official doctor in our hospital. Let him check it out! There is no problem!"
The patient still wants to have a seizure, but thinking that his operation is still waiting for others to perform, it is not a good thing to offend others at this time.
If you want to offend me, you have to do the surgery.
Thinking like this, he finally endured it, but still said to Lin Hao angrily: "I'm warning you, my arm is severely broken. You have to be careful. If you hurt me, I will kill your whole family!"
Lin Hao asked: "Aren't you in pain now?"
The patient shouted: "It hurts, it hurts like hell!"
Since it hurts so much that it hurts, how much more pain can there be? If he met such a person on the street, Lin Hao would definitely respond to him like this, but now he is in the hospital, the other person is a patient, and he is a doctor.
A doctor should have a doctor's attitude, so he said seriously: "Don't worry, I will make you pain-free soon!"
Will it stop hurting soon?
The doctors couldn't help but sneer, do you think you are a god or the reincarnation of Hua Tuo? The painkiller injections didn't work on him, but you quickly made him feel pain-free? You really don't know what to say!
The patient's fracture was quite serious. Three doctors worked together to fix the upper deck. Although it was easier to remove it, it was best to have two doctors working together.
However, none of the doctors in the group had any intention of coming to help. Instead, they stood there with their arms raised and motionless, as if they were watching a show.
Lin Hao didn't ask anyone for help. After pushing the operating cart over, he lifted the patient's hand, which was bandaged like a rice dumpling, and placed it on a flat surface. Then he used scissors to cut the gauze bit by bit. After it was completely cut, the splint inside was removed.
exposed.
After taking off the splint, Lin Hao saw that the arm inside was still wrapped in gauze, so he carefully cut it open again. He found that although there were no obvious developing wounds on the surface of the arm, it was very swollen and bruised, and compared with the other arm, it was obviously
It has become a little shorter, which shows that the severity of the fracture inside is extraordinary.
After Lin Hao took apart the splint and gauze, he did not rush to check. Instead, he opened the needle box he always carried with him, then took out a silver needle from it and was about to prick the patient's shoulder.
"Hey, hey, hey!" When the patient saw that the silver needle was quite slender, sharp and sharp, he immediately shouted with chills: "What do you want to do? Do you want to stab me to death?"
Lin Hao said gently: "Don't worry, I'll give you three injections and I'll make sure you won't be in pain right away!"
"You fart!" the patient said angrily: "Three injections will stop the pain. Do you think I am a three-year-old child? Do I look that easy to deceive?"
"I didn't lie to you!" Lin Hao said sincerely: "If you don't believe me, just let me try it and you will know!"
"Spicy next door!" the patient cursed rudely: "What if I try it and it still hurts?"
Lin Hao said: "Then I do whatever you want!"
The patient said vulgarly: "I'll let you run a few laps in the corridor outside, and while you're running, you'll call me a psycho. I'm a psycho. Is that okay?"
Lin Hao nodded simply and said: "No problem!"
"Hehe!" The patient was actually happy. He showed his yellowed cigarette teeth and said with a weird smile: "Okay, this is what you said, and you all have to listen! When the time comes, he dares to default on his debt, and you have to bear witness to me!
"
A group of doctors who were watching the excitement and not taking it too seriously actually nodded their heads. This new kid looked awesome. They were eager for him to make a fool of himself!
Ding Yongzhong said worriedly: "Doctor Lin..."
Lin Hao shook his head and said: "Director, it's okay."
Ding Yongzhong's mouth squirmed, but seeing that he looked like an old man and full of confidence, he finally said nothing more.
Lin Hao gently put a hand on the patient's arm, felt it carefully, and then inserted the needle.
"Ouch!" the patient let out an exaggerated howl, "Paralysis, didn't you say it doesn't hurt? Why is it more painful than giving birth?"
Everyone was dumbfounded when they heard this. They really wanted to ask him, are you going to give birth to a child? Is it true that you have given birth to a child due to numbness?
Lin Hao said calmly: "I'm talking about three injections, and this is the first one!"
Patient: "I...ow!"
Before he finished speaking, Lin Hao had already injected another needle.
The patient was so angry that he said, "Can you tell me first before you paralyze me?"
Lin Hao frowned slightly, but still said: "Okay, I'll count to three."
The patient glared at him bitterly and said to himself, "You will die when I heal from this injury!"
"One!" Lin Hao counted.
While the patient was waiting for the second time, he felt a sudden stabbing pain in his arm. The patient pricked the needle without even finishing the count, and immediately cursed: "Idiot..."
"Shh!" Lin Hao stopped him and asked, "Does it still hurt now?"
"Eh? It's weird!" The patient felt it carefully, and then said in surprise: "It doesn't hurt anymore, it doesn't hurt anymore! Oh my God, you're crazy!"
A group of doctors were dumbfounded. What is going on?
Is it really true that it doesn’t hurt if it doesn’t hurt? Is it so magical? Just look at the patient’s expression carefully, and it doesn’t look like he is pretending at all that he is completely relieved.
Lin Hao ignored their expressions and just asked the patient, "Uncle, what do you say now?"
The patient thought for a moment and said seriously: "When my injury is completely healed, I will run a few laps in your corridor!"
Lin Hao was sweating furiously. He didn't care whether he was telling the truth or not. He just asked, "Can I check you now?"
"Okay, that's great!" the patient responded cheerfully, and then cursed rudely: "Fuck, now I feel like a human being, it didn't hurt me to death just now, it hurt so much that I really don't want to
Live!"
Lin Hao then started groping around on the patient's arm, but he seemed to be confused about the situation and was very anxious. After a while, sweat broke out on his forehead.
When the doctors saw this, they felt happy again. Can't you figure it out? Tell you to pretend, pretend, keep pretending! Why don't you pretend now?
Lin Hao kept touching it, and his forehead kept sweating. After touching it for about three minutes, he finally stopped and let out a long sigh as if he was extremely helpless.
Ding Yongzhong was very disappointed when he saw this. With such a severe comminuted fracture of the humerus, he didn't expect Lin Hao to really be able to reset it manually, but you can at least explain the situation! He didn't expect this to be the result in the end!
Alas, I was mistaken, thinking it was a treasure, but it turned out to be a piece of grass! I fought with Lu Dahui, but in the end I got a crappy lamp! But forget it, he doesn't belong to his department anyway, and his acupuncture and anesthesia skills are not good.
It does look like that, let me use it!
Thinking this, Ding Yongzhong shook his head and turned around, preparing to leave the ward.
"Director!" As soon as Ding Yongzhong turned around, Lin Hao from behind shouted, "Why are you leaving?"
You can't find anything, so why am I still here? Are you here to make a fool of yourself? Ding Yongzhong really wanted to scold him like this, but in front of so many people, he finally endured it and just looked at it angrily.
His glance meant that he should stop talking nonsense and leave with him quickly.
Who knew that Lin Hao couldn't understand what he meant, so he opened his mouth and said: "Director, didn't you ask me to check the patient? Now that I have checked, how can you ask me what's going on?"
Ding Yongzhong was so angry that he almost vomited a mouthful of blood. Why didn't I ask? I did it to save some face for you, you know, you idiot.
Seeing that everyone was turning their attention to him, and Lin Hao had an expression of "Ask me, ask me", Ding Yongzhong had no choice but to help Lin Hao, and sighed: "Okay, you say
Say, what did you find out?"
The group of doctors suddenly became energetic and looked at Lin Hao with wide eyes, wanting to see how he shot themselves in the foot and how he was embarrassing himself here!
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