Love does not last forever. If you want not to be abandoned, you have to live up to your expectations! ——Excerpted from a lifetime of nonsense quotes.
Wu Ruolan didn't want to be abandoned, but the irresponsible taxi driver abandoned her and Lin Hao on the road like that, so she felt a lot of resentment in her heart.
As she walked forward on foot, she muttered angrily: "Really, why is this road so difficult to walk on? The road paved with asphalt concrete is wide and flat, and there are no cars. It's just going all the way up.
, and it’s just more winding. It’s obviously because I hate going uphill and is afraid of consuming gas, so I made such a bad excuse!”
Lin Hao said more objectively: "The fuel consumption is probably the second priority. The main thing is the fear of encountering unruly people and forcibly charging tolls or something like that!"
Wu Ruolan was still angry and said: "Where are the unruly people? If you drive his car well, who will pay attention to him? In today's peaceful and prosperous society with the rule of law, how can there be so many car thieves and road bullies!"
Lin Hao knew that the world was dangerous, so he shook his head and said, "It's hard to say!"
"No!" Wu Ruolan became more and more tired as he walked. The more tired he became, the angrier he became. "I have to complain to him. He's so unprofessional. Lin Hao, do you remember his license plate number?"
As an agent, it is natural to keep an eye on all directions and an ear to be alert at all times. Memorizing license plates is only the most basic skill. However, Lin Hao thought that even if the taxi company accepted the complaint, it would be unlikely to send another taxi.
He shook his head and said, "I don't remember!"
Wu Ruolan sighed: "Why do you have such no memory?"
Lin Hao asked: "Do you remember?"
Wu Ruolan rolled her eyes, "If I remember it, do I still need to ask you?"
"Sister! There are thousands of flavors in life, and if you can try each one, it will be a good experience." Lin Hao slowly comforted him: "If you want to be more open-minded, just treat us as traveling friends, coming to appreciate the scenery of Taiwan Province.
Isn’t it possible?”
Wu Ruolan felt a little ashamed when she saw that he was neither impatient nor impatient, and behaved calmly, so she said, "Okay, I'll try to be more open-minded!"
After walking for a while, Lin Hao saw that she never made a sound and asked, "What's going on? Have you thought about it?"
Wu Ruolan shook his head and said distressedly: "I can't think about it!"
Lin Hao said: "Why?"
Wu Ruolan said: "If I treat myself as a travel companion from the beginning, it will definitely be fine. I will accept any hardships! But I position myself as a tourist! I am here to be a gentleman... No, I am here to be a young lady.
Yes! Now I am suddenly asked to play the role of a maid, how can I stand it!"
Lin Hao laughed and said: "Then let's adjust our mentality and reposition ourselves!"
Wu Ruolan spread his hands and said, "But I don't have the reset function in my heart!"
Lin Hao: "..."
After walking about three kilometers and climbing a big mountain, Lin Hao saw that Wu Ruolan was already dripping with sweat, so he said: "Sister, let's take a rest first!"
After going uphill continuously, Wu Ruolan was indeed a little tired, so she followed him to a big rock on the side of the road and sat down.
Lin Hao took out a bottle of water from his backpack and handed it to her, then pointed to the mountains and rivers below and said: "Sister, look, the scenery around here is really good! It's much prettier than our Shikeng Village!"
Sitting on this big rock, in addition to enjoying the dazzling scenery of the sun shining among the clouds, you can also see the mountains full of green maples and so many red leaves, one cluster piled on top of the other without leaving any trace behind.
Through the gaps, the dazzling red color seems to be blooming one after another. It is so beautiful that it is indeed much more beautiful than the scenery of the broken soul!
Wu Ruolan is obviously not a poetic and romantic woman like He Xinxin. She is a realist and never likes these things that do not wait for eating or drinking, so after taking a casual look at the mountain scenery, she shook her head and said: "It looks good.
, but I’m not in the mood to watch it now!”
Lin Hao said: "Why?"
Wu Ruolan said: "I was sold as a piglet!"
Selling piglets is a common name in Guangdong Province. The earliest meaning is that after the Opium War, Western invaders went on a rampage in the southeastern coast of my country, taking Chinese laborers to Southeast Asia and other places to go south. Later, it gradually developed into another saying. If you are transferred to another car during the ride or abandoned directly on the roadside, it is called selling piglets!
Lin Hao smiled lightly and said: "Sister, you are so emotionless!"
Wu Ruolan rolled her eyes at him and said, "Can emotions be eaten?"
Lin Hao said deliberately: "It seems okay!"
Wu Ruolan said: "Huh?"
Lin Hao said: "Don't everyone say that love is full of water?"
Wu Ruolan stuffed the water into his arms, "Sure, if you really feel that you can drink enough water, I will officially treat you well from today on. But from today on, you can only drink water and don't eat anything else."
!”
Lin Hao opened his eyes wide: "Ah?"
Wu Ruolan said: "Is that okay?"
Lin Hao said with a bitter face: "I can barely survive a few days without eating, but if I don't eat all the time, I will definitely starve to death!"
"Small!" Wu Ruolan hummed softly: "Then you said you are full of love?"
Lin Hao said a little aggrievedly: "I saw that you were tired and in a bad mood, so I deliberately told you something funny to relieve your fatigue!"
Wu Ruolan said: "But what you said is not funny at all!"
Lin Hao had no choice but to shut up and drink water silently.
Wu Ruolan added: "You can tell me some other jokes and it's more like that!"
Lin Hao thought for a while and said: "A couple went to the airline counter to check in, but because there were not enough seats, they could not sit next to each other. The man became angry and asked the flight attendant: We are a couple.
Why can't we sit together? The flight attendant responded calmly: Sir, we are dealing with seats, not beds. Hahahahaha, isn't it funny?"
Wu Ruolan looked at him expressionlessly, "Is it funny?"
Lin Hao's smile lingered on his face, "Isn't it funny?"
Wu Ruolan said seriously: "We are a husband and wife. We are going out, and it is something as dangerous as flying. We must sit together to take care of each other, and forcefully separate them. Wouldn't you be angry if it were you?"
Lin Hao couldn't refute her words, so he shut up again.
Wu Ruolan asked again: "Tell me one more thing!"
Lin Hao smiled bitterly and said: "Since the joke I told is not funny, you still let me tell it?"
Wu Ruolan said: "But I like to hear your jokes!"
Lin Hao was scratched on the forehead, a little confused as to what the trick was.
In fact, if his emotional intelligence was higher, it would be easy to understand. Although the jokes he tells are not funny, Wu Ruolan likes to hear his jokes, and there is no conflict between the two.
What to eat, what movie to watch, whether the food is delicious, and whether the movie is good or not, these are all secondary. The important thing is who you are with when doing it.
Lin Hao had no choice but to bite the bullet and say another one, "A young man went to the hospital for a check-up and did many tests. In the end, the doctor told him that there was good news and bad news! After looking at your test results, I found that you
There is potential homosexuality!! And it is difficult to cure! The young man was surprised and said, God, how could this happen? The doctor said, I don’t know either, but this is the result!"
Wu Ruolan asked: "What about the good news?"
Lin Hao said: "The doctor blushed a little and said to him, the good news is, I found you are quite cute!"
Wu Ruolan: "..."
Lin Hao asked: "Is it funny?"
Wu Ruolan shook her head, "It's still not funny! But I'm curious, what kind of hospital is that and what kind of test was done to detect homosexual tendencies?"
Lin Hao was speechless and choked up again. This was just a joke. Whether it was funny or not was the key. Why do you care about those details? What a joke!
"There's no other way!" Lin Hao spread his hands and said, "Your laughter is too high! I really can't make you laugh except by tickling you!"
Wu Ruolan retreated and asked for the next best thing: "Then sing a song for me!"
Lin Hao was stunned for a moment, "Singing?"
Wu Ruolan said: "Yes!"
Lin Hao shook his head and said, "I don't sing well!"
Wu Ruolan said: "I haven't heard you sing before. Please sing one for me and give it a try."
Lin Hao said hesitantly: "But the songs I sing can't be put on the table, they will taint your ears!"
Wu Ruolan suddenly said: "I just like to listen to dirty things!"
Lin Hao opened his eyes wide: "Ah?"
Wu Ruolan said: "You actually sing!"
Lin Hao had no choice but to open his mouth and sing, "...you said you were in Lijiang the year before last, and then you were in Tibet last year. You carried guns and shot cannons, and you also had a bowl of Rexiang. You slept with chickens in Dongguan, and you were in Nanjing.
Damn it, your three illegitimate children are buried in Pakistan, and your seven wives are in Afghanistan. I just watch you show off quietly and never interrupt you. You are rich and handsome. I know you as
My blessing, I just quietly watched you show off, no one has ever been better than you, you can steal the air in seconds, your parents are afraid of you..."
Wu Ruolan looked at him blankly and continued to watch until the end.
Lin Hao said weakly: "Sister, I've finished singing!"
Wu Ruolan said: "The song is pretty good, but these damn lyrics are so bragging!"
Lin Hao scratched his head again, wondering why all you care about are these details?
Wu Ruolan asked again: "What is the name of this song?"
Lin Hao held his chin and looked at her and said, "I'll just watch you show off quietly!"
Wu Ruolan immediately wanted to respond to him, I already have it, so I need to dress up! But it was obviously not her character to say such vulgar words, so she said: "Sing another one for me!"
Lin Hao thought hard for a while, and finally thought of a song that fit the occasion, "The girls in Alishan have no water, and the girls in Alishan..."
"Stop!" Wu Ruolan interrupted him and asked: "Why is the girl in Alishan out of water? Why are you singing so messily?"
Now, it was Lin Hao's turn to be depressed. He stopped singing and saying nothing!
Seeing his face wrinkled like a bitter gourd, Wu Ruolan suddenly became happy, stretched out her hand and grabbed his face and said, "I like to see this expression of yours the most, haha!"
Lin Hao: "..."
After having fun for a while, Wu Ruolan said: "I'm hungry. You seemed to have bought something to eat just now, right?"
Women and men are undoubtedly different! When she was shopping just now, Wu Ruolan only focused on clothes, jewelry, and handicrafts, but Lin Hao kept buying water and food, and even bought two knives.
The scalpel he always kept with him has been used up!
Hearing her ask, Lin Hao took his bag, took out a box and handed it to her.
Wu Ruolan opened the box and found a square piece of toast inside. When he took a bite, he saw that there were a lot of meat fillings inside, but it tasted very delicious. He couldn't help but ask: "Lin Hao, what is this?"
"
Lin Hao said: "Coffin board!"
Wu Ruolan opened her eyes wide, "Ah?"
Lin Hao pointed to the toast in her hand and said: "This is a local specialty delicacy in Taiwan Province. The middle of the toast is hollowed out and filled with chicken, chicken liver, shrimp, carrots, potatoes, milk and other ingredients. It is said that
This thing originally had no name, but then an archaeologist ate it and told the chef that it looked like a coffin I was digging now! Then the name of the coffin board came into being!"
Wu Ruolan said in shock: "Really!?"
Lin Hao found another food and said while eating: "This is what I learned about the customs and customs!"
Wu Ruolan asked again: "Then what did you eat?"
Lin Hao said: "The large intestine wraps the small intestine!"
Wu Ruolan frowned and said, "Such a disgusting name?"
Lin Hao added: "This is also a local specialty delicacy in Taiwan. It is cut with a larger glutinous rice sausage, then sandwiched with a smaller Taiwanese sausage, and then smeared with sauce!"
Wu Ruolan sneered: "Isn't this just like foreign hot dogs!"
"It's the same, but it's different!" Lin Hao handed over his large intestine wrapped in small intestine, "Here, take a bite and try it!"
Wu Ruolan originally wanted to shake her head, but looking at Lin Hao's expectant look, she accidentally opened her mouth and found that it was quite delicious, much more delicious than the coffin board in her hand, so she grabbed it and put it
The coffin board was handed to him.
After hastily finishing lunch, Wu Ruolan asked: "How far do we have to go to get there?"
Lin Hao took out his mobile phone, opened the navigation and looked at it, then said calmly: "It's not far!"
Wu Ruolan said: "How far is not far?"
Lin Hao said vaguely: "It's just not that far!"
Wu Ruolan doubtfully took the phone and checked it for herself. She found that the distance displayed on it was 143 kilometers, and they were all winding kilometers. She immediately said bitterly: "Isn't this far?"
Lin Hao really didn't realize how far it was. A distance of more than ten kilometers was just the amount of exercise required for half a day of agent training! But for a weak woman like Wu Ruolan, it was quite difficult. The reason why he didn't want to say how far it was was because he was afraid.
She backed down.
But he obviously underestimated Wu Ruolan. Although she screamed in pain, her movements were not slow. After wiping her mouth, she stood up and put her backpack on her shoulders, "Let's go, we have to get there before dark."
, otherwise you have to live in the mountains."
Lin Hao took her backpack and suitcase, and then said: "Let's take a look while walking, maybe we can catch a ride!"
The two of them walked forward slowly, but their luck seemed to be a bit bad. After walking for more than three kilometers, they did not see a car entering the mountain. However, their luck did not seem to be bad in the end. When the distance was about to be halfway, the car from behind finally came.
a car...
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