Chapter 677 Stealing chickens is not a loss of rice
"ah--"
Hearing the sudden sound of a man's voice outside, Aunt Zhao immediately screamed in fright and hurriedly covered her chest and squatted into the pool.
Wu Ruolan was also frightened. She squeezed her body in the pool, fearing that people from outside would break in. At the same time, she yelled loudly and bluffingly: "Who is outside?"
There was no movement outside, as if there was no one at all.
After a while, a voice sounded weakly outside, "Yes, it's me!"
This time both of them finally heard clearly that it was Lin Hao's voice.
Aunt Zhao glanced at Wu Ruolan, with a half-smile expression on her face. Although she didn't say anything, her meaning was very obvious. Didn't you say that your Lin Hao is not sexy and very honest? What should you say now?
Woolen cloth?
Wu Ruolan was quite embarrassed by her expression, and was angry at Lin Hao for not living up to expectations. She immediately shouted out angrily: "Lin Hao, we are taking a shower, what are you doing outside the door?"
Lin Hao said: "I, I..."
"What are you!" Wu Ruolan said angrily: "Go away quickly!"
Lin Hao said bitterly: "I want to leave, but I can't move!"
"Can't move?" Wu Ruolan asked doubtfully, "What's wrong with you?"
Lin Hao outside the door was silent again!
Wu Ruolan and Aunt Zhao felt something was wrong, so they couldn't care less. They quickly got out of the pool and put on their clothes in a hurry.
Before Aunt Zhao could put on her skirt, Wu Ruolan, who was quick and anxious, had already opened the kitchen door.
As soon as the door opened, Lin Hao was seen standing straight at the door, but his movements were stiff, as if someone had tapped his acupuncture points.
Wu Ruolan asked doubtfully: "Lin Hao, what's wrong with you?"
Lin Hao didn't answer, but had a bitter look on his face.
Aunt Zhao, who was finishing her dress from behind, came up to him. After taking a closer look at him, she asked half-jokingly and half-seriously: "Did you get cramps in your feet from peeping outside for too long?"
Lin Hao finally said bitterly: "No, there is a snake in my crotch!"
Wu Ruolan subconsciously glanced under him and found a big bulge there. She thought he saw her reaction after taking a bath with Aunt Zhao, and immediately blushed and cursed: "What nonsense are you talking about?
Get out of here now!"
Aunt Zhao was a little older, not only more courageous, but also more attentive. When she heard him say there was a snake in her crotch, she subconsciously looked under him, but she didn't just glance away and look away like Wu Ruolan.
Instead, he stared there closely, and found that the bulge was moving archingly.
After looking at it carefully, Aunt Zhao's expression changed and she hurriedly said to Wu Ruolan: "Okay, stop scolding him. I'm afraid there really is a snake in his crotch!"
Wu Ruolan thought she was being sarcastic. What man doesn't have a snake in his crotch? If not, is he still a man?
Seeing that she still wanted to scold Lin Hao, Aunt Zhao hurriedly said: "It's true, it's true. I didn't lie to you. Take a closer look!"
Seeing that she didn't seem to be joking, Wu Ruolan finally shamelessly looked at Lin Hao's crotch and found that the big bulge there was really moving. It was obviously not a physiological reaction of a man!
"Oh my god!" After confirming that his crotch was really special, Wu Ruolan screamed with pale face: "How could a snake get into his crotch?"
"I don't know what happened. I just stood here for a moment and felt something cold on my feet. Before I could react, it went up. When I saw clearly, it had already reached my feet.
The calf is gone, and only a section of the snake's tail is exposed." Lin Hao explained in a frightened voice.
Wu Ruolan didn't bother to ask us what we were doing standing outside the door when we were taking a bath inside. Instead, she cursed angrily: "Can't you pinch its tail and pull it out?"
Lin Hao said: "I think its tail is colorful, it should be a poisonous snake. I'm afraid if I pull it out hard, it will open its mouth and bite me."
Wu Ruolan was so anxious that she stamped her feet and said, "Then what should we do now?"
Although Lin Hao barely dared to open his mouth to speak, he did not dare to speak louder at all, nor did he dare to move his body at all. Apparently he was afraid that the slightest movement would stimulate the snake in his crotch, causing it to startle and attack him.
Lower your fangs!
If it bites somewhere else, it's okay to say that it will be an amputation at best. But if it bites his family heirloom and causes it to be amputated there, then his life will be completely miserable!
"Sister, Aunt Zhao, please find a way to get this snake away!"
"This..." Wu Ruolan said anxiously: "How to do it?"
Aunt Zhao was relatively calm. She took out her mobile phone and turned on the flashlight, studied Lin Hao's lower body and said, "I'm afraid I have to take off his trousers first!"
Wu Ruolan was reminded by her and didn't care anymore. She quickly knelt down in front of Lin Hao and reached out to unbuckle his belt. However, when she saw the movement in her crotch, she felt very scared.
His hands couldn't help but tremble.
"Ruo Lan!" Aunt Zhao said hurriedly: "You can't be so flustered. If the snake gets frightened and bites Lin Hao, it will be troublesome."
Wu Ruolan was so frightened that she quickly stopped, "What should we do?"
Aunt Zhao said: "The movements of your hands should be as light as possible, and try not to disturb the snake!"
Wu Ruolan tried to control her hands as much as possible, but she still couldn't stop trembling.
Seeing that she really couldn't do it, Aunt Zhao followed her and knelt down in front of Lin Hao, "I'll do it!"
Wu Ruolan said hurriedly: "Okay, okay!"
Aunt Zhao stretched out her hands to untie Lin Hao's waistband. Although she was trembling a little, it was much better than Wu Ruolan.
Two beauties knelt in front of him, helping him undress and take off his belt, as if they were waiting on him. At any other time, Lin Hao would have enjoyed it, but now, he couldn't enjoy it at all.
On the contrary, they were even more frightened, fearing that they might accidentally scare the snake in their crotch.
After Aunt Zhao unbuttoned Lin Hao's belt, she unbuttoned his trousers, then unzipped his trousers, and then slid his trousers down, doing so carefully and gently.
Any man who marries such a gentle and meticulous woman will definitely benefit from her for the rest of his life!
With great difficulty, Lin Hao's trousers were finally taken off by Aunt Zhao, and the snake finally revealed its true face in Lushan.
A snake that was thicker than a baby's arm had its body wrapped around one of Lin Hao's thighs, and its head was resting on his family heirloom, as if there was some scent there that attracted it!
Seeing this situation, Wu Ruolan wondered, could this snake be female?
"Oh my God!" After Aunt Zhao saw the appearance of this snake, her expression changed drastically and she screamed, "This is an ancient mountain snake, it is highly venomous! If you are bitten, you will die in minutes.
!”
A wry smile appeared on Lin Hao's face. As a medical and pharmaceutical expert, he naturally knew this snake and knew that it belonged to the rattlesnake family and generally inhabits mountainous areas or jungle areas, especially valley areas with good shade.
This kind of snake has freely retractable venomous fangs. After biting a person, it will release a large amount of venom instantly. The venom is also blood poison and can quickly destroy the blood vessels and circulatory system. It is one of the venomous snakes with the highest fatality rate in Taiwan Province.
After identifying the species of the venomous snake, Lin Hao secretly thought that it was dangerous. If he had found the snake just now and had grabbed its tail and pulled it out of his trousers as Wu Ruolan said, he would have been killed by now.
Bite, and then you can prepare for the aftermath!
After Lin Hao's trousers were taken off, he was almost naked underneath.
But at this time, neither of the two women had the intention to care whether his family heirloom was big or small. Instead, they looked at the poisonous snake entangled there in fear.
Wu Ruolan asked tremblingly: "Now, how to get it off now?"
Lin Hao is also very confused. With his skills, there is absolutely no problem in catching a snake!
However, sometimes, it is one thing to stay out of the situation, and it is another thing to be immersed in it. Every man only has one of these family heirlooms. If he is bitten and ends up having to have his leg amputated, then he will really be in trouble for the rest of his life.
It's over!
Lin Hao never dared to take action despite the fear of being thrown into the trap.
While he was hesitating, Aunt Zhao suddenly stretched out one hand and pinched the snake's seven inches. Then the other hand reached up, and in three strokes, five divided by two, the snake was removed from the body.
His legs were untied.
Although Aunt Zhao had never gone up the mountain to catch a snake, she had made snake soup countless times. She had already gained experience in catching and killing snakes. After firmly controlling the snake in her hands, she actually said cheerfully: "Haha,
Such a fat snake, I can make snake soup for you as a midnight snack tonight!"
Lin Hao and Wu Ruolan: "..."
Aunt Zhao glanced at Lin Hao again... or rather at his lower body, and then returned to the kitchen with a half-smile expression on her face.
Lin Hao stood there, staring blankly at Aunt Zhao's back in trance.
After Wu Ruolan came to her senses, she saw that Lin Hao's pants were still on her ankles, so she glared at him and shouted, "Why are you standing there, don't you put your pants on quickly? Don't you think you're shabby?"
Lin Hao finally came to his senses and quickly picked up his pants and put on his belt!
Although it was just a false alarm, he was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat. Just as he was breathing out a long breath, a sudden pain came from his ear.
Wu Ruolan grabbed his ears, pulled him aside, and then asked: "Tell me, what were you doing just now?"
Lin Hao said aggrievedly: "I didn't do anything?"
Wu Ruolan asked: "With your skills and reactions, the snake would have gotten into your pants without doing anything?"
Lin Hao said: "I..."
Wu Ruolan suddenly came over, stared at him fiercely and asked in a low voice: "Are you peeking at us taking a shower?"
Lin Hao hurriedly shook his head and said: "No, absolutely not!"
Wu Ruolan said angrily: "You were caught and raped in bed, and you still don't admit it?"
Lin Hao used to be very honest, but after getting along with women more, he found that confession would never be lenient, so he refused to admit it and said: "I really didn't peek. I just came to the door.
Before I could even look at it, the snake got into my pants!"
Wu Ruolan caught on to what he was saying and snorted coldly: "So, you wanted to take a peek but didn't see it, so you stole the chicken but lost the rice?"
Lin Hao hesitated and said: "I, I..."
When Wu Ruolan was gentle, she was gentler than anyone else, but when she was fierce, she was fiercer than anyone else. In anger, she grabbed his ear and turned it 180 degrees clockwise first, then turned it counterclockwise again, and so on.
After turning around several times, he went back to the house angrily.