Hearing Aunt Zhao's voice, Lin Hao felt a little helpless and thought to himself, why are you not sleeping? Could it be that... you want to listen to the bed?
Aunt Zhao, I advise you to go to bed. My relationship with my sister is very pure. Even if it is not pure, we will not live broadcast it in front of you!
Aunt Zhao obviously didn't know his messy thoughts, so she asked in an extremely low voice: "Why aren't you asleep?"
Lin Hao said: "I... don't know!"
Aunt Zhao suddenly chuckled and said, "Is it your first time sleeping with two women, so you can't sleep?"
"This..." Lin Hao didn't know how to answer, because Aunt Zhao was right. He was so excited that he couldn't sleep because of this. However, he quickly changed the subject and said: "What about you, how can you sleep?
No? Aren’t you tired?”
"I'm tired!" Aunt Zhao yawned, and then sighed: "But it's strange, my body is obviously very sleepy, but my spirit is also very excited, and I can't fall asleep no matter what!"
Lin Hao opened his eyes and took a closer look at Wu Ruolan. Seeing that she was indeed sleeping soundly and snoring lightly, he boldly joked with Aunt Zhao: "Is this the first time that Aunt Zhao has slept with a man?
"
"It is indeed my first time to sleep with a man!" Aunt Zhao admitted very frankly, and then said quietly: "When I was in love with my deceased husband before, I couldn't let go. Apart from holding hands, I didn't even kiss.
I refused to let him kiss me, and thought about everything until I got married. Who knew that short-lived ghost passed away without even entering the bridal chamber? I don’t know if it was really what my in-laws said, that I was determined to be a husband, or that he was unlucky.
!”
Listening to her talk about these past events, Lin Hao's originally excited and confused mood was replaced by sympathy and pity!
Aunt Zhao is a very pitiful woman!
Lin Hao comforted her and said: "Aunt Zhao, let the past go. We must look forward and not lose to life!"
"Yes, we can't lose to life!" After Aunt Zhao thought about this carefully, she agreed, but in the end she sighed: "But with this kind of life now, I can't see any hope at all!"
"How could it be?" Lin Hao retorted: "Isn't today a turning point?"
Aunt Zhao nodded and said: "Yes, I have never been so happy as today!"
Lin Hao followed her words and joked: "Actually, you don't have to be so happy, isn't it because you finally slept with a man? If you want, you can sleep with more men in the future!"
"Bah!" Aunt Zhao spat at him, "I'm not happy because I'm sleeping with you!"
"Then what's your reason?" Lin Hao naturally knew the reason, but he still asked knowingly because he hoped that she could get over the sadness just now.
Aunt Zhao explained: "I was so happy that I couldn't sleep because I picked so many dendrobiums today and could sell them for a lot of money. And..."
Lin Hao asked doubtfully: "What else?"
Aunt Zhao responded in a low voice: "I'm a little anxious!"
Lin Hao said disapprovingly: "What's the rush? My friend has promised to send someone over, and they should arrive before noon tomorrow. If the person he sends is an expert, he will naturally know the goods and will make a deal on the spot.
Such top-grade pure wild dendrobium is rare to find! If I were to open a pharmaceutical factory, I would rush here overnight."
"Idiot!" Aunt Zhao scolded him lightly and said, "I'm not the one in a hurry, I'm..."
Lin Hao was even more curious and said: "Which one is in a hurry?"
Aunt Zhao's voice could not be lowered as she said: "People have three urgent needs! You don't even understand this, you are such a little kid!"
Lin Hao suddenly realized, "Since you are in a hurry, then go ahead!"
Aunt Zhao said bitterly: "But the toilet is at the back of the house, so far away, and it's dark and without lights. I'm scared! What if there is another snake?"
Lin Hao laughed and said: "Aren't you? You killed such a big snake and you are still afraid of snakes? If there are really snakes, let's have another meal of snake soup!"
"What do you know?" Aunt Zhao couldn't help but roll her eyes at him, even though she was in vain in the dark, "I once saw a movie about a girl who went up the mountain to cut firewood, and then a big snake wrapped around her.
Then he did something to her, and finally the girl went home and gave birth to a litter of snakes! How terrifying!"
Lin Hao didn't feel horrified by what he heard, but became amused, "This is simply nonsense. Humans and snakes are completely two species. There is reproductive isolation. It is impossible for the two to produce offspring. The screenwriter of this movie has enough experience."
It’s boring, and it definitely doesn’t respect science!”
Aunt Zhao said: "It was originally a science fiction film, fake."
Lin Hao laughed and said, "Since it's fake, what do you have to be afraid of?"
Aunt Zhao curled her lips and said, "But I'm just afraid!"
Lin Hao had no choice but to say: "Then...do you want me to accompany you?"
This was undoubtedly what Aunt Zhao had been waiting for, so she immediately responded: "Okay, okay!"
Lin Hao then stood up from sitting up, but the movement was a bit too big, causing the bed board to squeak continuously.
Aunt Zhao quickly said: "Hey, please keep your voice down, don't wake up Ruolan!"
Although Lin Hao felt that there was no need to worry at all. Not to mention talking at this time, even thunder would probably not wake Wu Ruolan, but he still moved lightly and got out of bed quietly.
Aunt Zhao also got out of bed quietly, and immediately grabbed Lin Hao's hand, as if there was a snake in the room!
The two of them walked out fearfully, as if they were going to go out for a tryst behind Wu Ruolan's back.
As soon as she walked out of the house, a gust of cold wind blew from outside. Aunt Zhao couldn't help shivering, tightened Lin Hao's hand, and muttered: "This Zuo Li, it's so cold that he still goes out."
Run, what should I do if I get frozen?"
Lin Hao responded: "I think he went out because he was afraid that he would have no place to sleep."
Aunt Zhao hummed and said: "Is there a place to sleep when I go out? There is a fireplace in the house to keep warm. It's better than outside!"
Lin Hao didn't know how to respond, so he had to shut up, because if Zuo Li stayed, he could only stay with Zuo Li until dawn, which was simply impossible.
Speaking of which, these two women still doted on him. If he had been Zuo Li, he would not have been treated like this!
The two walked while talking, and soon they arrived at the toilet behind the house.
It's just that this toilet is randomly partitioned by a few wooden boards. It is not only rough and crude, but also ventilated from all sides. If it is daytime, women would not dare to go there, because others can just look at it from outside!
It is precisely because of this that before Zhao Auntie went in, she warned Lin Hao: "Hey, you kid, please don't peek!"
"Peeping?" Lin Hao smiled bitterly: "Do you think my eyes will have infrared functions?"
Hearing what he said, Aunt Zhao looked around again and suddenly burst into joy. The surroundings were so dark that he couldn't see even if he even wanted to peek!
Although she was a little anxious, she wasn't particularly anxious, so Aunt Zhao didn't rush in. She just smiled and cursed: "You, I think you are reincarnated as a pervert, or are you a hungry pervert?"
Lin Hao smiled without shame: "Nine out of ten men are bad, and there is one..."
Aunt Zhao interfaced: "It's a pervert!"
Lin Hao said: "Wrong, there is another one who is no exception!"
Aunt Zhao gave him another roll of her eyes and curled her lips and said, "That's so plausibly said, as if men are still reasonable?"
Lin Hao said: "Of course it makes sense!"
Aunt Zhao said unconvinced: "Where does the logic come from?"
Lin Hao reminded: "Aunt Zhao, do you want to go to the toilet?"
Only then did Aunt Zhao remember the purpose of coming out, and hurriedly entered the toilet, then quickly turned off the flashlight, took off her pants and squatted down. However, as soon as the flashlight was turned off, the surroundings suddenly became dark, and she couldn't help but become frightened, shouting: "Lin Hao!
"
Lin Hao, who was guarding the door, said: "I'm here!"
Aunt Zhao said: "Speak!"
Lin Hao said: "What did you say?"
Aunt Zhao said: "How can a man be so reasonable?"
Anyway, idleness is idleness, boredom is boring, Lin Hao then said eloquently: "This can start from the genetic type of human beings. Although humans have evolved into higher animals, they have not completely broken away from animal instincts, and all human beings have evolved into higher animals.
The greatest instinct of animals is to pass on their own race!"
I don't know if it was because of a man guarding outside or because he was disturbed by his voice. Aunt Zhao, who was a little anxious at first, couldn't come out at this moment, so she pondered and listened. Seeing that what he said was interesting, she asked: "
Then what?"
Lin Hao continued: "In this instinct, men are the main body of genes, so they need to spread their genes as widely as possible to gain more inheritance opportunities. This is why men appear! In the eyes of men,
Young and beautiful women undoubtedly have the best fertility, so outstanding women are often men’s first choice.”
Aunt Zhao couldn't refute, because Lin Hao seemed to be praising her in different ways for being young, beautiful, and outstanding. Although she was a little happy in her heart, she said duplicity on the surface: "That's unreasonable!"
Lin Hao shook his head and said: "This is science, where does this fallacy come from?"
Aunt Zhao said unconvinced: "Are there no bad men in this world?"
"From a doctor's point of view, I don't think so!" Lin Hao said slowly: "Because a normal and healthy man has it more or less. But some women are very confident and think that their boyfriends
Or my husband doesn’t, and he doesn’t even know how to play with a woman. It cannot be said that such a man does not exist, but it is rare. In fact, what is the need to challenge a man’s biological instinct?”
Hearing this, Aunt Zhao had to admit that this man had really rich theoretical knowledge, "and what he said seemed to make sense!"
Lin Hao continued: "In most cases, the relationship between a man and a woman has nothing to do with whether he is a man or not. It has a certain relationship with the man's hormonal physiological characteristics. A man's needs come and go quickly.
It is easy to be impulsive, while women mostly value the feeling of love and the prelude of love, while men like direct instant feelings. This is not directly related to whether a man is good or bad. The physical and psychological essences of good men and bad men are roughly the same, but they are different.
The key lies in subjective initiative and self-control..."
Aunt Zhao listened and suddenly said with a sudden tone: "I understand, you are defending yourself!"
Lin Hao said doubtfully: "What should I defend?"
Aunt Zhao said: "You said so much, didn't you just want to tell me that the reason why you peeked at me was not because of you, but because of a man's instinct!"
Lin Hao: "..."
Aunt Zhao had been brewing for so long and finally came up with it, but the sound of the water seemed a bit loud, which made her feel a little embarrassed. She quickly covered it up with words, "Okay, you said men, what about women?"
Lin Hao said: "Do you still have questions? The answer is about to come out!"
"Damn you!" Aunt Zhao scolded angrily: "Are you bullying your uneducated Aunt Zhao and deliberately playing riddles?"
Lin Hao smiled bitterly, opened his mouth and said: "Since men, women naturally love money!"
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