In the cold winter months, what is the most comfortable thing to do?
Bang bang bang? Maybe many men think so, but Lin Hao has not really experienced human affairs yet, so what he can think of are two other things: one is holding a delicate girl in a warm bed. The other is soaking in the warm bed.
In moderately hot water.
Aunt Zhao is undoubtedly a gentle and considerate woman, and the water temperature she adjusts is neither hot nor cold, and is extremely moderate.
"Hmm~~" His whole body was surrounded by hot water, and everything was warm up and down. It seemed that every cell was filled with comfort and joy. Lin Hao couldn't help but hummed in enjoyment.
The mutton is simmering in the pot, and there is still a lot of water. It needs to be simmered until the juice is reduced, and the meat will be crispy and tender. Therefore, Aunt Zhao is not busy for the time being. Seeing Lin Hao, she couldn't help but jokingly said: "Enjoy this, do you want to
How about you enjoy it more if I give you a bath?"
Although Lin Hao has never been a young master, he has been to a bathhouse and taken a bath. Although he was fucked by a male bather, he still felt refreshed and transparent after being rubbed, so he asked weakly:
"Is it really okay?"
Aunt Zhao was originally just joking, but when he asked this, she could only respond: "Of course you can if you want!"
Lin Hao hurriedly turned his back and said, "Then I'll trouble you to recruit my aunt!"
Aunt Zhao didn't expect that he really wanted to take a bath by herself. After being slightly stunned, she walked over gracefully. Anyway, it wasn't the first time!
When he was in the hospital, she not only took care of him, but also brushed against him!
Some things are just like this. Once raw and cooked three times, it will be very comfortable. Although Aunt Zhao didn't feel too comfortable at this time, she didn't feel too embarrassed, because Lin Hao just exposed his back to her, and everything from the buttocks down was hidden in the water!
In addition, the lights in the kitchen were dim, so she couldn't see anything she shouldn't.
However, Aunt Zhao's bathing skills are obviously not very high. Maybe she has never been to a bathhouse. Under normal circumstances, she should wrap a towel on her hands first and then give Lin Hao a bath, but she directly
I squeezed some shower gel on my hand, kneaded it evenly, then applied it to Lin Hao's back, and then started to rub it up and down slowly.
Women who often do rough work have rough hands. Zhao Aunt's hands are obviously thicker than Wu Ruolan's, but Zhao Aunt undoubtedly pays more attention to maintenance and often uses hand cream, so although it is a bit rough, there will be no cuts.
The feeling of the skin, but the roughness made Lin Hao even more comfortable. Coupled with the moderate intensity, it made him moan in pleasure!
Listening to his voice that sounded like an actor from an island country movie, Aunt Zhao, who was originally open-minded, couldn't help but her heart began to pound again. She endured it for a while, but finally couldn't help it anymore, because the more he hummed, the more panicked she became.
He felt weak all over, so he reached out and tapped his shoulder lightly and said, "What's your name?"
Lin Hao curled his lips and said dissatisfiedly: "You don't want to be yelled at if you feel comfortable?"
Aunt Zhao sweated furiously and asked, "Is it that comfortable?"
"Of course!" Lin Hao said, "If you don't believe me, I'll give you a try when you take a shower!"
Aunt Zhao was sweating again and said angrily: "I don't want it!"
Lin Hao said: "It's rude to come and not reciprocate!"
"Come on!" Aunt Zhao scolded in a fit of laughter: "This kind of thing can only come and go!"
Lin Hao said unconvinced: "Why can't we just come and go?"
Aunt Zhao said: "Don't you know the difference between men and women?"
Lin Hao said in confusion: "But since there are differences between men and women, why can you give me a bath?"
Aunt Zhao was defeated and didn't know how to respond to him. After being bored for a long time, she finally managed to say: "Isn't that what you asked for?"
Lin Hao said: "Hey, it's obviously you..."
Aunt Zhao hurriedly hit him again and interrupted: "Are you finished yet? Do you want me to give you a bath?"
Lin Hao said: "Think about it!"
Aunt Zhao shouted: "Shut up if you want to!"
Lin Hao had no choice but to shut his mouth honestly and let her rub it.
After rubbing his back and washing off the foam, Aunt Zhao thought for a moment and put her hands on his shoulders again, and started massaging slowly, kneading, pressing, pinching, rubbing... There were many moves, and the intensity was moderate.
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Lin Hao was very surprised. He didn't expect that Zhao Aunt not only massaged, but also had poor skills. So he relaxed his body even more, placed his hands flat on the edge of the pool, rested his chin on his head and let her do what she did.
Aunt Zhao gently scratched his shoulder back and forth a few times, feeling itchy and itchy. Then she suddenly scratched hard, and the feeling that was originally itchy to the bones suddenly turned into complete relaxation, and the taste was wonderful and indescribable.
The sensitive Lin Hao was even made to moan and groan, and he felt so comfortable that he couldn't help but want it!
At first, Aunt Zhao felt uncomfortable when she heard him yelling and screaming, and she even felt a little contemptuous. What do you call a bed for a grown man?
Just as she listened to it, she felt that the sound was quite pleasant to the ear, as beautiful as the most beautiful song, which made her heart beat wildly and her hands worked harder.
After a massage, Aunt Zhao was sweating from exhaustion, but Lin Hao felt extremely comfortable. He wanted her to continue, but he wanted her to continue, but the mutton in the pot was already stewed, so Aunt Zhao left him to get the vegetables.
I don’t have time to serve him anymore!
After more than half an hour, Aunt Zhao finally prepared all the dishes, but Lin Hao was still soaking in the pool and couldn't help but urged: "Hey, you're almost soaking a layer of skin off, why are you still soaking? Get up and eat quickly.
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Lin Hao agreed, and when she was carrying the dishes out, he quickly got out of the pool, wiped off the water on his body, put on his clothes, and walked to the stone house next to him.
The lights in the stone house have been turned on, and they are equipped with old-fashioned light bulbs. Under the dim light, seven or eight dishes are placed on the table. The colors are appropriately matched, and they look delicious, delicious, and tempting!
This kind of atmosphere is very much like a candlelight dinner, full of romantic flavor.
Lin Hao looked at the table and couldn't help but frown. These are all kidney-tonifying and yang-enhancing dishes. If you eat them, will you burn yourself tonight?
If he really slept on the same bed with Aunt Zhao, would he not be able to help but do something to her?
Seeing that he was in a daze again, Aunt Zhao asked doubtfully: "Lin Hao, what happened to you tonight?"
Lin Hao came back to his senses and said: "It's nothing!"
Aunt Zhao said: "But I feel that you are always distracted, as if you have something on your mind!"
Can Lin Hao express his thoughts? It is definitely not possible, so he hurriedly denied: "No."
Aunt Zhao said: "That's because the food I cooked is not to your taste!"
Lin Hao shook his head and said: "No!"
Aunt Zhao said: "Then what happened to you?"
Lin Hao could only say casually: "There is no feast without meat and wine!"
Aunt Zhao glanced at the table, patted her forehead and said, "Yeah, I left in a bit of a hurry, I forgot to bring the wine in!"
Lin Hao said: "It doesn't matter, just eat like this, I don't have to drink!"
Aunt Zhao suddenly laughed again, "Although I didn't bring any wine, there must be wine here!"
Lin Hao said: "What kind of wine?"
Aunt Zhao said: "I don't know either!"
Lin Hao said doubtfully: "Huh?"
"When we were building this plantation, I saw Zuo Li digging a cellar. I asked him what it was used for, and he said it was used to store wine!" Aunt Zhao stood up and said, "Come on, I'll take you there.
have a look!"
Lin Hao followed her out, and when they got out of the stone house, it was dark all around. Aunt Zhao didn't know whether it was because she was scared or because she was afraid of falling, so she immediately grabbed Lin Hao's hand.
Walking to the wall of the stone house, Aunt Zhao pointed to the ground and said, "This is it!"
Lin Hao looked through the light of a flashlight. The ground was covered with stones, and there was no trace of a cellar underneath. However, there was a thick hemp rope in the corner. There was a big knot exposed on one end of the rope, and on the other
It was buried underground! Lin Hao tried to pull the knot and found that it seemed to be a little loose underneath. He quickly cleared away the surrounding stones, and then pulled the knot again, and a heavy wooden board pressed by the soil was removed by him.
It was lifted up, revealing the dark cellar below.
As soon as the wooden board was lifted, the aroma of wine came out.
Lin Hao hurriedly put the flashlight over and found that there was a small two-meter-square cellar below. There was indeed wine down there, but it was not in bottles. It was in a sauce-colored wine jar. The mouth of the jar was sealed with cement. There were two
There are as many as ten altars.
Seeing so much wine, Lin Hao was so happy that he jumped down quickly, then picked up a jar and weighed it. It was very heavy, weighing at least thirty or forty kilograms, so he took a jar out and then weighed it.
After the cellar was sealed, Aunt Zhao and I returned to the stone house.
Gently knock open the cement, uncover the inner cover, and then tear open the wax paper inside. A strong aroma of wine will hit your nostrils.
Lin Hao only smelled it and praised: "Good wine!"
Aunt Zhao smelled it and recognized it, and said with a smile: "This is our specialty - native sorghum, which is famous for its fragrant, mellow, sweet and spicy taste!"
Lin Hao's drinking bug had been seduced, and he hurriedly fetched two bowls. He poured a full bowl first, and then when he was about to pour Aunt Zhao's bowl, he asked: "Aunt Zhao, can you drink?
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Aunt Zhao undoubtedly likes to drink, especially the kind of local sorghum that she has been drinking since she was a child. She couldn't help but swallow when she smelled the aroma of wine. However, when faced with Lin Hao's inquiry, she still said modestly: "How much can you do?"
Have a little drink."
Lin Hao said: "Then let me pour you half a bowl!"
Aunt Zhao immediately shouted dissatisfied: "Just fill it up, what's the matter with half a bowl!"
Lin Hao laughed, and then filled it up for her.
Finally, dinner officially started. Aunt Zhao picked up the wine and said, "Lin Hao, I want to toast you and thank you for everything you have done for me and Zuo Li!"
Lin Hao shook his head and said: "No, I should respect you. Thank you Aunt Zhao for taking care of me these days."
Aunt Zhao smiled sweetly and said, "Then let's respect each other."
Lin Hao raised his bowl and said, "Okay!"
After a crisp "bang" sound, the two of them walked away.
Lin Hao has always believed that a real man is a man who eats meat and drinks wine, so at the right time, with the right person, and when there is no shortage of wine, he always drinks openly, so this drink is
It was a big sip, and almost half the bowl of wine was downed.
As soon as the wine entered his stomach, he immediately felt a fire rising from his stomach. It was hot and spicy, and the heat was pressing into his throat. After exhaling a faint breath of wine, he couldn't help but praise: "It feels good!"
Aunt Zhao also took a sip. Although she didn't say anything, her face was full of satisfaction.
Obviously, Aunt Zhao is a good drinker!
After putting down the bowl, Aunt Zhao first picked up some mutton and oysters for Lin Hao, and then said: "Lin Hao, do you know? There is a saying for drinking our native sorghum!"
Lin Hao asked curiously: "What do you mean?"
Aunt Zhao said slowly: "The first three cups are spicy, the last three cups are numb, the last three cups are sweet, and the fourth three cups are the best!"
Lin Hao took advantage of the situation and asked: "Where is the fifth three cups?"
Aunt Zhao responded with a smile: "Without the fifth three-cup, the average person won't even be able to enjoy the fourth three-cup. At most, the sweetness of the third three-cup will stop."
Lin Hao asked in confusion: "Why?"
Aunt Zhao explained: "Because Tuken sorghum has more than 50 degrees of alcohol and a strong stamina. One cup of this wine is equivalent to three times that of other wines. A person with a good capacity for drinking will be extremely drunk after nine cups!"
Lin Hao asked: "How big is the cup?"
"That kind of wine glass with a very small sip." Aunt Zhao pointed at the bowl in front of her and said, "The total of nine glasses is almost the same as this bowl!"
Lin Hao took another big gulp, and there was only half a bowl of wine left in the bowl. He smacked his lips and thought about it before saying, "That's because they don't have enough drinking capacity!"
Aunt Zhao said: "I have been drinking this wine since I was a child. In the eyes of others, it is a huge amount, but I can only drink a bowl and a half at most."
Lin Hao laughed. He picked up the bowl and took another sip. The wine in the bowl was gone. Then he poured himself another bowl and said: "A bowl and a half is also called a massive amount. It seems that those people have never seen a real massive amount!"
Seeing him drinking like this, Aunt Zhao was a little frightened, and hurriedly brought him some vegetables and meat, "Don't drink in such a hurry, quickly eat some vegetables and drink wine!"
"It's okay!" Lin Hao waved his hand and said disapprovingly: "Although this wine tastes good, it's not as amazing as you said. I didn't feel anything after drinking it!"
Aunt Zhao hummed and said, "That's because the alcohol has not hit me yet. You will know when you get drunk!"
"Aunt Zhao, do you dare to bet with me?" Lin Hao boldly pointed to the bowl in front of him and said: "I can drink at least ten bowls of wine like this!"
"I won't bet with you!" Aunt Zhao laughed, "If you get drunk, I won't be the one taking care of you!"
Lin Hao smiled lightly and said, "I won't get drunk."
Aunt Zhao said: "What if you are drunk?"
Lin Hao thought for a while and said: "If I'm drunk, I'll give you a bath when you take a shower! If I'm not drunk, you'll continue to massage me when you go to bed! Do you dare to bet?"
"Bah! It's a beautiful thought!" Aunt Zhao scolded: "I won't bet with you, I will suffer the loss whether you win or lose!"
Lin Hao laughed loudly, and after laughing, he took another sip of wine, but then he did not put the bowl away, pointing to her with more than half a bowl of wine left and said: "Aunt Zhao, what are you doing, are you keeping that wine to raise goldfish?"
Aunt Zhao had no choice but to pick up the wine and follow him away.
Lin Hao was eating and drinking, teasing Aunt Zhao from time to time, and had three bowls of wine down in the blink of an eye!
The bowl is used to hold rice. It is slightly larger than the bowls in urban homes. One bowl is equivalent to half a catty, and three bowls is equivalent to one and a half catties.
One and a half kilograms of high-strength liquor, if anyone else had drank it, he would have been drunk to pieces, but Lin Hao seemed to be fine except for a slight redness on his face!
Only then did Aunt Zhao realize that the guy in front of her was really a huge drinker, but she still couldn't help but persuade her: "Lin Hao, don't drink so much. It won't be good if you get drunk soon!"
Lin Hao felt that there was nothing wrong with getting drunk. At least he didn't have to think so much when sleeping with Aunt Zhao tonight and could sleep until dawn, so he poured himself another bowl.
Seeing that he refused to listen to the dissuasion and wanted to get him drunk, Aunt Zhao couldn't help but wonder: "Don't you mean that if women don't get drunk, men have no chance? Could it be that times have progressed and the rules have been reversed!"
Lin Hao laughed and replied: "Yes, yes, I am giving you a chance!"
Aunt Zhao also laughed and said, "I don't want such an opportunity!"
Lin Hao said: "Then what do you want?"
Aunt Zhao shook her head and said: "I don't want anything, I just want you to be safe, healthy and happy!"
Lin Hao was stunned for a moment, and then didn't say anything. He just touched her bowl with his own and drank the wine in one gulp.
Finally, he asked: "Besides this, do you have any other wishes?"
Aunt Zhao said: "I have no other wishes. I will grow dendrobium, Antrodia camphorata and Cordyceps militaris well, earn a lot of money, and then become the largest supplier of medicinal materials in Taiwan as you said!"
Lin Hao smiled and said: "Aunt Zhao, your wish is not small!"
Aunt Zhao said introspectively: "I'm really ashamed to say that before I met you, I really didn't dare to think about anything! At most, I thought that if I could earn enough to buy a store in Tuken during my lifetime,
Okay. But after getting to know you, especially after selling the batch of dendrobium we picked for money, I have more to think about!"
Lin Hao asked while drinking: "What are you thinking about?"
Aunt Zhao said: "I thought about setting up a company, and now it has been realized. I have been busy with the company registration these days, and the business license has been obtained today."
Lin Hao said: "What else?"
Aunt Zhao said: "Then I want to build three beautiful and spacious villas..."
Lin Hao said: "Three?"
Aunt Zhao nodded and said: "One is for my parents to live in, one is for my parents-in-law to live in, and one is for me to live in!"
Lin Hao asked: "What else?"
Aunt Zhao said: "Buy three cars, one..."
Lin Hao said: "One for your parents, one for your parents-in-law, and one for yourself!"
Aunt Zhao nodded repeatedly: "Yes!"
Lin Hao couldn't stop laughing, and then said: "As long as you believe me and follow what I teach you, you will have a house, a car, and money."
"Of course I believe you!" Aunt Zhao said and used a very popular phrase nowadays, "I'm just counting on you to show off and fly with me!"
Lin Hao couldn't help laughing, and thought to himself: Do I still need to help you pretend? You can do it yourself!
Aunt Zhao asked: "You are smiling so bad, what are you thinking about?"
Lin Hao naturally wouldn't tell her, he just pointed at the empty bowl in front of him and said, "Since I'm so important to you, what are you waiting for?"
Aunt Zhao thought he was saying I've already done it, what are you waiting for? She quickly picked up her wine, drank it all in one gulp, and then turned the bowl over to show that she had finished the drink.
Lin Hao was a little dumbfounded, "When did I let you drink? I asked you to pour me wine!"
Only then did Aunt Zhao feel relieved and hurriedly poured him wine. However, thinking that this was already the fifth bowl, she was afraid that he would really get drunk, so she only poured half a bowl.
Lin Hao said dissatisfied: "Why are you so stingy? Fill it up!"
Aunt Zhao hesitated and said, "You can't drink so much. If you drink any more, you'll get drunk!"
Lin Hao said disapprovingly: "If you have wine today, you will get drunk now. At most, you can just sleep when you are drunk!"
Aunt Zhao didn't dare to go against Lin Hao's wishes, so she had to fill it up for him, but she said in her heart: As promised, you can sleep when you're drunk, but you can't do anything else!
After five bowls comes seven bowls, after seven bowls comes nine bowls, after nine bowls... there is no tenth bowl!
No matter how good Lin Hao's alcohol capacity is, it has a limit. Nine bowls is equivalent to four and a half kilograms. The reason why he felt fine at first was because he drank quickly and the alcohol was not strong enough. After nine bowls, he finally got drunk.
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The person also became confused and had no idea what happened after that!