"Although drinking alcohol and eating meat is good, too much is meaningless!" Lin Hao said calmly: "Although my tea tastes light, it is really not easy to grow. It is no exaggeration to say that for this pot of tea
, my waist is almost broken."
"Isn't that too exaggerated?" Lao Ba couldn't help it anymore and interjected: "It's as if others have never grown tea."
Lin Hao asked doubtfully: "Eighth Senior Brother has also grown tea?"
The old man said: "Of course!"
The Seventh Senior Sister suddenly said: "I almost forgot. In the past, Lao Ba and Junior Sister were in charge of the tea garden in the back mountain of our Taoist Temple. Although I have never drank the tea you grew, Lao Ba is absolutely the best at growing tea.
Someone who has a say."
Lin Hao took advantage of the situation and said: "Since the Eighth Senior Brother has grown tea, he should know how difficult it is to grow tea!"
Lao Ba said calmly: "What's so difficult? It's just weeding, fertilizing, picking, curing, rolling, and drying."
Lin Hao shook his head and said: "If that's the case, I suspect that the Eighth Senior Brother is growing fake tea!"
Lao Ba immediately raised his eyebrows and raised his voice, "What did you say?"
"Uh..." Facing the fierce-looking Lao Ba, Lin Hao had to change his words: "I mean what the Eighth Senior Brother grows may just be ordinary tea, which is not worth much!"
The tea grown by Lao Ba and Yang Hui was absolutely good tea, but at that time, it could not be sold at a good price in the fishing village. For those fishermen who were struggling to make a living, the value of a pound of tea was not worth
A pound of salted fish, thinking of those embarrassing years when people were hungry and cold, and exchanged a pound of tea for a pound of rice, Lao Ba became even more angry, pointed at Lin Hao's nose and shouted: "Say it again?"
"Eighth Senior Brother, don't be angry!" Lin Hao said calmly: "What I say does not mean that the tea you grow is not good tea. The texture and value of tea are often not directly proportional!"
Senior Sister Seven asked: "How do you say this?"
Lin Hao said: "Let me give you an example: compared with a gold bar weighing one or two and a piece of beautifully made gold jewelry of the same weight, which one sells for a higher price? Of course, gold jewelry is more expensive, right? The same is true for tea.
.The price of tea made by a diligent farmer is still not as good as famous brand tea. No matter how good the tea is, others may not recognize it."
Senior Sister Seven heard something interesting and asked with interest: "Then what do you think is a valuable and good tea?"
Lin Hao said eloquently: "The value of tea is nothing more than a few points: the variety of tea, the quality of the tea, the labor cost of tea picking, the difficulty of the tea production process. There are also additional gimmicks, brands, packaging, etc.
etc., are also factors in the value of tea.”
Lao Ba said angrily: "According to you, the higher the price of tea, the better the tea is?"
Lin Hao shook his head and said: "No, no, there are several specific criteria for the quality of tea, such as aroma, taste, leaf shape or soup color. Of course, good tea has both color and flavor, and it cannot be just because a tea is good-looking or delicious.
It is good tea. Moreover, the tea market is quite chaotic now. The price of many teas is due to speculation. Once the speculation occurs, the price goes up. Some expensive teas may not really taste that good! In short, in a word, tea is a kind of tea.
When it comes to drinks, the fittest is the best. Tea is also equal, not high or low, and it cannot be distinguished entirely by price."
"Is your tea very good?" Lao Ba sneered: "I just drank it, and your tea is not only not fragrant, but also has a medicinal taste. If you hadn't said it was tea, I would have thought it was Chinese medicine!
"
"Not bad!" Lin Hao nodded and said: "My tea is indeed not a good tea, but it is still quite special!"
Lao Ba said disapprovingly: "Except for the medicinal smell, I didn't taste anything special about it."
Lin Hao said: "It is planted on Duanhun Ridge behind our clinic, and it is the highest main peak. The temperature there is much lower than here."
Lao Ba said disdainfully: "Is this considered special?"
Lin Hao said: "Just planting it in a high mountain is not special. What is special is the fertilizer I applied!"
Lao Ba asked: "What do you use for fertilization? Chicken manure, cow manure, or pig manure? Or urea or compound fertilizer?"
Lin Hao shook his head and said: "In normal times, I don't have any special hobbies. I just like to study prescriptions and brew some Chinese patent medicines. Some of these Chinese patent medicines are used to save people, and some are used to harm people."
What saves people is undoubtedly good medicine, and what harms people is definitely poison. Thinking of this, both of them felt a chill in their hearts, and almost asked in unison: "What then?"
Lin Hao continued slowly: "When making Chinese patent medicines, there will naturally be medicine residues. Those medicine residues that save people are okay, just throw them into the trash can and the problem will be over. But those medicine residues that harm people are
The difference is, they must not be poured casually, because not only are they poisonous themselves, but the residual juice and gas that leak out are all poisonous. People who accidentally touch or even smell them may be poisoned!"
"Gulu!" A nervous swallowing sound sounded from the seventh senior sister's throat, and she hurriedly asked: "Then how do you deal with it?"
Lin Hao said: "I'll just bury it underground!"
The Seventh Senior Sister breathed a sigh of relief, "So that's it..."
But Lao Ba asked doubtfully: "What does this have to do with fertilizing tea?"
"Eighth Senior Brother, don't worry!" Lin Hao raised his hand and pressed it in the air, and said leisurely: "The tea I grew in Duanhun Ridge was bought on Taobao. The advertisement on it at that time was amazing. What a unique treasure.
, is rare in the world. After I bought it and planted it, I found that it was just like this, and I realized that I had been fooled. But the tea had already been planted. It was tasteless to eat and it was a pity to throw it away. I felt so angry that I did an experiment!"
The impatient Lao Ba suddenly had an idea and asked in shock: "Don't tell me that you used those poisonous medicinal residues as fertilizer and buried them under those tea trees. The tea we drink now is picked from those tea trees.
Come down!"
"Senior Brother Eight is really smart!" Lin Hao smiled, gave a thumbs up and said, "You guessed such a difficult thing right away!"
"Bang!" Lao Ba immediately became angry. He stood up and cursed at Lin Hao: "You bastard, if you dare to trick us, you are seeking death!"
"Slow down, slow down!" Looking at Lao Ba who was about to fight, Lin Hao waved his hands calmly and said: "Although senior brother Ba is smart and has high martial arts skills, he is still too impatient!"
"Baby, don't be impulsive!" Although the Seventh Senior Sister was also frightened, she looked relatively calm because she had a lot of fat on her body. "Listen to what he has to say!"
Lin Hao continued: "Originally, I just wanted to poison all the tea trees so that I wouldn't have to pull them out one by one. But I didn't expect that after using these medicinal residues as fertilizer, they would grow really special.
It is strong and strong, and the picked tea leaves still have a special fragrance that is like medicine but not medicine."
Lao Ba couldn't help but said: "Then is it poisonous?"
Lin Hao smiled lightly and said: "A dragon begets a dragon, a phoenix begets a phoenix, and a son born from a mouse can dig holes. Do you think the tea grown by fertilizing this poison will be poisonous?"
Lao Ba's face changed drastically and he cursed angrily: "I'll fuck your whole family..."
The Seventh Senior Sister still calmly said: "If this is really what you said, why don't I feel abnormal?"
Lao Ba suddenly woke up and said repeatedly: "Yes, yes, if this tea is really poisonous, wouldn't you be poisoned yourself?"
Lin Hao still smiled and said: "Don't you still believe it? Reach out and touch the two inches near the middle of your breasts to see."
The two subconsciously reached out and touched it, but found nothing special. The only thing they felt was that there was a pulsation there, but it was different from a heartbeat.
Lin Hao asked: "Does it feel like there's a lot of dancing there?"
Their faces were a little pale, and neither of them said a word because they were not sure whether it was normal blood vessel pulsation or a reaction caused by the poisonous tea.
Lin Hao looked at the two of them and said calmly: "Actually, you two don't have to worry too much. Although my tea is poisonous, it is not very toxic and the onset is very slow. I have fed it to the pigs of Daniel's family before.
I've learned a few things... Oh, let me explain, Daniel is the security guard of our clinic. He was busy buying pig seedlings these two days, so he didn't come to work. But even if he came, he shouldn't be able to stop the two of you. Uh, I'm going to digress.
Well, let’s talk about his pig. After eating my tea, it suffered from a skin disease, which then developed into ulcers all over its body. It survived for half a year. Later, the big cow couldn’t stand it anymore, so he
Destroy it humanely!"
The two of them felt chills in their hearts, but they felt somewhat comforted by the thought that they would not die from the poison immediately, so they prepared to take action. They first captured Lin Hao and then forced him to find the antidote.
But before they could take action, Lin Hao said again: "The poisonous tea with such a slow onset is obviously not what I want. I was originally going to throw it away, but after studying it for a while, I found that it is combined with another drug.
If used, the toxicity will be stronger and the onset will be faster. It will not take a year and a half, but only three to five days, and it will be completely dead!"
Lao Ba couldn't help but ask: "What medicine?"
Lin Hao said: "Aconitum!"
Seventh Senior Sister and Lao Ba's expressions changed again when they heard this. They were from Taoist temples and had some research on elixirs. Naturally, they knew Aconitum Aconitum, which is a traditional Chinese medicine between good medicine and poison. Its effect depends on the part and method used.
, its lateral roots are a good medicine, which can cure profuse sweating and loss of yang, reversal of the limbs, cholera, cold pain in the waist and knees due to weak kidney yang, lack of energy, etc. However, its flower stems are highly poisonous and should be accidentally eaten or touched.
Those who accidentally smell it will experience symptoms such as numbness in the mouth, tongue, limbs and whole body, dizziness, tinnitus, palpitations, shortness of breath, pale complexion, abdominal pain and stagnation.
"Huh?" Lin Hao glanced at the two of them and said with some surprise: "Looking at your expressions, it seems that you know this Aconitum and know that it is poison!"
Lao Ba asked: "Did you add the flower stems of Aconitum into the poisonous tea?"
Lin Hao shook his head, "No!"
The eighth and seventh senior sisters were about to breathe a sigh of relief when they heard this, but Lin Hao pointed to the three half-burned incense sticks on the side of the sacred tablet and said: "I just added the pollen on the flower base into the incense!"
Lao Ba and Seventh Senior Sister: "..."
Lin Hao said slowly: "The poisonous tea enters the mouth, and the poisonous fragrance enters the nose. One of them attacks the stomach, and the other attacks the lungs. The combined effect of the two will not only deepen the toxicity, but also cause it to attack faster. The poisoned person himself will feel...
It’s so wonderful, you’ll know why it’s so wonderful in a moment!”
The two of them didn't feel anything was wrong at first, but when he said this, they felt uncomfortable everywhere.
Lao Ba finally couldn't help shouting, "If we were poisoned, would you be spared? You drank the tea and smelled the fragrance!"
"Haha~~Of course I was poisoned too, but I had already prepared the antidote!" Lin Hao smiled proudly, and at the same time he quickly took out a bottle from his pocket, opened the lid and poured the white powder inside into the
Pour it into your mouth.
It’s too late to say it, but it will be soon!
The Seventh Senior Sister, who had been holding back all this time, rushed forward and stretched out her fat claws at lightning speed!
Before Lin Hao could react, the bottle in his hand had been taken away by her.
"Fuck!" As soon as the bottle was lost, Lin Hao's expression changed drastically. He yelled and immediately rushed to snatch it!
Lao Ba, who was behind, took up his position in time, raised his kick and swept out fiercely, forcing Lin Hao back.
When Lin Hao wanted to step forward again, the two of them had quickly retreated to the door, and then poured out the antidote with a tacit understanding, and each of them swallowed half of it.
Lao Ba was even afraid that it would not be enough, so he spit a lot of saliva into the bottle, rinsed the bottle and poured the saliva into his mouth.
Lin Hao's eyes widened when he saw it, and then he took two steps back with a look of disgust on his face...