Hearing Yang Hui's sudden words, Lin Hao hurriedly looked outside and found that without realizing it, she had driven the car into the old street on Siping Road.
After the car drove forward for another two to three hundred meters, it finally stopped beside an open-air food stall called "Qiangji".
I don't know whether it's because the midnight snack time hasn't come yet, or because the chef's skills are not good, but the business of the food stall is very deserted. Only two tables in the corner are occupied.
Yang Hui seemed to be very familiar with this place. After parking the car, she walked straight to a table and sat down. Then she shouted to the bald cook who was cooking with his shirt off, "Hi, boss!"
When the bald boss saw Yang Hui, he shouted happily: "Miss Yang, you are back!"
Yang Hui smiled and said: "Yes, Zhuancheng is back to help you!"
The bald boss also laughed and said, "That's great!"
Yang Huidao: "Do you still remember what I like to eat?"
"Remember, why don't you remember!" The bald boss raised his fingers and said, "Dry-fried beef lotus, perilla snails, Maidong keel soup, and mung bean paste!"
Yang Hui said: "Then have one!"
"Okay!" The bald boss agreed, then looked at Lin Hao sitting behind Yang Hui and asked, "Is this your brother?"
Yang Hui said: "No, my boyfriend!"
"Uh." The bald boss Ming was choked, nodded to Lin Hao with a smile, and went to work on his own!
Lin Hao took advantage of the opportunity and whispered: "He is saying that you are eating young cows!"
Yang Hui rolled her eyes at him, "I'm not an old man, and you're not a young cow either!"
Lin Hao asked curiously: "Then what am I?"
Yang Huidao: "You are a thousand-year-old fox with a fresh appearance!"
Lin Hao sweated, stopped messing with him, and asked seriously: "Why did you bring me here?"
Yang Huidao: "If I said I would sincerely bring you here for a late-night snack, would you believe it?"
Lin Hao shook his head, "I don't believe it!"
Yang Huidao: "When I first came out of the Taoist temple, I lived on this old street. It took me more than two years before I moved outside! During those two years, I invested all the money I earned here."
Lin Hao said: "Huh?"
Yang Hui didn't say any more, because the dishes she ordered had already been served. In addition to fried beef lotus, perilla snails, Maidong keel soup, and mung bean paste, the boss also sent a pumpkin cake.
Lin Hao tasted everything and felt that the taste was average. There was too much beef fat, the snails were not fresh enough, the dragon bone soup had too much MSG, and the mung bean paste was so thick that there was no water. Especially the pumpkin cake, which was not enough in the first place.
It's so sweet, and it also has added sugar. You'll feel sick after just one bite!
With such craftsmanship, no wonder the business is so bad! Lin Hao couldn't help but sigh in secret!
However, after fighting with Yang Hui for several hours on the hilltop opposite the Qiuri Club, he was indeed hungry, so he didn't say anything, picked up the bowl and started eating.
There is a saying that goes well: From simple to luxurious and easy, from luxurious to simple and difficult!
Yang Hui had obviously been away from here for a long time. After getting used to the exquisite and delicious delicacies from the mountains and seas outside, when she came back to eat these shoddy food stall dishes, they were already as tasteless as chewing meat, so she put down her chopsticks after only two bites.
At this time, the two tables in the corner over there were full and ready to leave.
Seeing them leaving, Yang Hui couldn't help but sigh, "Times are progressing, and we should soon enter a country without banknotes!"
Lin Hao said: "Huh?"
Yang Huidao: "Everything was settled using WeChat or Alipay. When I accompanied Wu Ruolan to buy groceries that day, even the aunt who sold the groceries had a QR code for customers to scan!"
Lin Hao said disapprovingly: "What is this? When I drove past the traffic lights that day, a beggar asked me to scan a QR code!"
Yang Hui said slightly surprised: "Really?"
"I'm lying to you, I saw it on Moments!" Lin Hao laughed, "But it's good now. You don't need to bring a wallet when you go out, just bring a mobile phone!"
While the two were chatting and laughing, the bald boss suddenly shouted, "Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, the bill hasn't been settled yet!"
Did you meet someone who had a meal? Or did you accidentally forget to pay?
If it's the latter, Lin Hao thinks it's reasonable, because even Wu Ruolan, who is very careful, often forgets to pay when selling things, or else he forgets to take things after paying for them!
Although Lin Hao was confused, he didn't pay attention to it, because every day when he went out, Wu Ruolan would tell him repeatedly not to meddle in other people's business!
When the group of people heard the bald boss's cry, they didn't run away, but they all fell back.
It was only then that Lin Hao noticed how this group of people were dressed. Their hair was dyed in various colors, and their clothes were also strangely shaped. It didn’t look like a good idea at first glance!
I’m afraid it’s not that easy for the bald boss to get them to pay the bill!
The leader, a dark-faced man wearing ripped-knee jeans and a thunderbolt on his head, walked up to the bald boss and asked, "What did you just say?"
Following him was a guy with a lip ring on his mouth, a nose ring on his nose, and a row of earrings on his ears... Anyway, his whole face was covered with rings and he shouted: "Say it again and see!
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The bald boss saw that everyone in this group of people looked fierce, and they were obviously not easy to mess with, but he also felt sorry for his hard-earned money. He was really unwilling to give up, so he bravely said: "I, I said you didn't pay the bill!"
The man with many rings on his face...let's just call him the ringed man. The ringed man immediately said angrily: "The food you make is so unpalatable, but you still have the nerve to ask us to pay..."
The black-faced man coughed, interrupted the ringed man, and asked the bald boss: "How much?"
The bald boss said: "Eight hundred and sixty-four yuan, I'll give you a discount, just eight hundred yuan!"
The black-faced man said: "Eight hundred yuan, right?"
The bald boss said: "Yes!"
The black-faced man twisted his body and said with a playful smile: "Okay, eight hundred is eight hundred, and the movements must be swaying!"
The bald boss thought he would get no money for the food he cooked because he fed it to the dog! He didn’t expect it to be so easy, so he happily waited for the black-faced man to give him money!
The black-faced man dug into his trouser pocket, but what he pulled out was not his wallet, but his cell phone!
The bald boss immediately felt sorry for him and left a message to scan, so he quickly took out his mobile phone!
The black-faced man asked: "WeChat or Alipay?"
The bald boss said: "Alipay!"
The black-faced man nodded indifferently and said: "Okay, you are the boss, whatever you say will be done!"
The bald boss hurriedly opened Alipay on his mobile phone, found the button to collect money, clicked it and set 800 yuan, then handed it to the black-faced man, apparently asking him to scan and pay.
Who knew that the black-faced man took one look and shook his head, "Boss, you are wrong!"
The bald boss said doubtfully: "Yes, it's eight hundred yuan!"
The black-faced man shook his head and said: "Eight hundred yuan is correct, but you should pay according to the payment, not collect the money!"
The bald boss was stunned, "Huh?"
The black-faced man asked: "You still don't understand?"
The bald boss was still confused and said: "What do you understand?"
The ringed man next to him cursed rudely: "Idiot, the eight hundred yuan is not for you, but for us!"
The bald boss finally came to his senses and said angrily: "You ate my food and instead of paying me, you asked me to pay you. You, you are really bullying others and being unreasonable!"
"Boss, you are wrong again!" The black-faced man stretched out a finger and shook it in front of the bald boss, and said slowly: "We are very reasonable. The food you cooked is really terrible. It is not an exaggeration.
He said, he really doesn’t even eat pigs and dogs…”
When Yang Hui heard what the black-faced man said, she couldn't help but look up at the two tables where they were sitting just now, and found that they ate extremely cleanly, and the plates were so shiny that they almost didn't need to be washed! She was very puzzled, isn't it true that pigs and dogs are all eating?
Don’t you want to eat? Why are you still eating so much?
She turned her eyes and caught a glimpse of Lin Hao still chewing on the bones in the soup. She couldn't help teasing: "Black-faced God, they are scolding you!"
Lin Hao looked at her doubtfully, "What does it have to do with me?"
Yang Hui pointed to the dishes on the table and said: "They said that even pigs and dogs wouldn't eat this food? But if you ate it, wouldn't you become worse than a pig or a dog?"
Lin Hao: "..."
Yang Hui covered her mouth and snickered, "It's not easy to finally disgust the Black-faced God!"
The man in the upper ring over there saw Yang Hui and Lin Hao whispering here and looking at them from time to time. He immediately pointed at the two of them and shouted: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen a King's meal? Believe it or not, I said
Did you two gouge out your eyes?"
Lin Hao was about to get angry immediately, but Yang Hui quickly held down his legs and shook her head slightly at him, obviously signaling him not to be impulsive!
Although Lin Hao was a little reluctant, he still managed to endure it without having an attack!
Although the black-faced man looks dark, he is really a reasonable person, and he still talks nonsense to the bald boss.
"Boss!" The dry-mouthed black-faced man picked up the teapot on the table, took two big sips directly to his mouth, moistened his throat and said: "You are right, our brothers did eat yours."
Food! But that’s because I can’t help it, I’m really hungry!”
"I don't care if you are hungry or not!" The bald boss said a bit arrogantly: "It is only natural to pay debts and pay for meals!"
"Yes, you should indeed!" The black-faced man nodded and continued: "We brothers did eat your food, and we should indeed pay for it. But after eating such unpalatable food, we were left with serious psychological problems.
Shadow, you may even lose your appetite from now on, so how to calculate this mental loss fee? "
The bald boss was a little confused now. Although his food was not delicious, it wasn't that bad, right?
The black-faced man continued: "I am a very fair and reasonable person, and my demands are not excessive. There are sixteen of us. Please compensate us one hundred yuan for mental damages, one thousand six.
After deducting the eight hundred yuan that I have to pay you, do you still have to pay me eight hundred yuan?"
The bald boss said angrily: "You, you..."
The black-faced man said again: "Boss, although I am fair and reasonable, if you don't pay us quickly and continue to waste money on us, affecting our ability to go home and sleep, the mental damage fee may increase!"
The bald boss gritted his teeth and said, "What if I don't give you money!"
The black-faced man shook his head and said: "Boss, if you say that, it's boring! We have nothing, but we have time, so we will spend it here with you until you give us money! But I have to remind you.
, the longer the delay, the higher the mental damage fee will be! Five rings, five rings..."
The man with the ring who was staring at Lin Hao and Yang Hui... or rather, staring lustfully at Yang Hui's breasts finally came to his senses and responded hurriedly: "Here, I'm here, Brother Nan, what are your orders!"
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The black-faced man asked: "This boss has delayed us for so long, should the mental damage fee be increased?"
Wuhuan said: "It will go up, it will definitely go up!"
The black-faced man said: "Then what do you think is the appropriate increase?"
Wuhuan raised his wrist and looked at his cheap electronic watch, "Miss Shengxuan's phone charge is one yuan every six seconds. It wasted nearly twenty minutes in vain. I will give him a discount and add more for each person."
A hundred yuan is enough!"
"Okay, then add another hundred, and we'll have to pay us a total of twenty-four hundred yuan!" The black-faced man shook his phone and said, "Here, scan it quickly!"
The bald boss said angrily: "I won't give you a dime!"
The black-faced man said: "Hey, why are you so unreasonable?"
Finally, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I went back to the kitchen, picked up a kitchen knife, and ran back. I pointed the knife at them and said, "Hurry up and pay me, or I'll chop you to death!"
The black-faced man was obviously a gangster. When he saw the bald boss taking out a kitchen knife, he wasn't surprised or angry. Instead, he put his neck forward and said, "You want to chop us to death? Come on, take aim and chop at me!"
Come on!"
The bald boss just wanted to frighten them with the kitchen knife. If he dared to actually cut it, he was forced to back away. The black-faced man pressed forward step by step. Then he reached out and grabbed the bald boss’s knife hand and twisted it, and the kitchen knife clicked.
It fell to the ground with a bang.
"Pah!" With a sound, the black-faced man gave the bald boss a big slap in the face, grabbed his collar and cursed coldly: "What a waste, you can't reason with me, and I don't dare to let you chop me, you are a loser."
It tastes so bad! You dare to go out to do business. I want to ask you one last question, will you pay me?"
The bald boss was so angry that he couldn't care anymore and said angrily: "I'll give you a hair!"
The black-faced man nodded, and then said: "Brothers, smash this stall for me!"
"Yes!" His followers responded in unison and immediately started to destroy the place!
At this time, Lin Hao finally couldn't bear it anymore and immediately stood up to stop it!
"Wait a minute!" Before Lin Hao could say anything, a bell-like voice came from behind.
Everyone subconsciously looked back and saw that a super fat man wearing slippers and plaid pajamas, weighing at least three hundred pounds, appeared in the alley ahead.
This fat man is undoubtedly very classy, tall and fat, standing there like a huge mountain of meat from a distance, giving people an intimidating aura!
The only thing that makes people laugh or cry is that he is holding a dog in his hand, but this dog is not a wolf dog or a ferocious dog like a Tibetan mastiff, but a small and exquisite Chihuahua!
A man and a dog appeared there, their figures were completely out of proportion, and it felt very funny!
When the bald boss saw him, his expression suddenly lit up, as if he was expecting a savior, and he shouted loudly: "Brother Fa, Brother Fa!"
Fat Brother Fa Ge stepped on his slippers and kicked his feet, and slowly walked closer, pointed at the black-faced man who was still holding the bald boss by the collar, and said: "Who, please let go of your bald head first!"
The black-faced man said: "If you let me go, wouldn't I be very embarrassed?"
Fatty Fa Ge frowned and opened his eyes suddenly. His originally lazy and dull eyes suddenly shone brightly, looking sharp and sharp towards the black-faced man, exuding a murderous aura that made people shudder.
Perhaps intimidated by his strong aura, the black-faced man finally let go of the bald boss.
Fatty Fa Ge then asked leisurely: "Baldhead, what's going on?"
The bald boss said: "They eat the King's meal and want to blackmail me..."
Fat Brother Fa nodded, indicating that he understood. He looked up at the group of black-faced men, and then asked: "Which path are you from?"
The black-faced man said: "My name is Hei Nan!"
"Hei Nan?" Fatty Fa Ge shook his head and said, "I've never heard of it!"
Hei Nan could only say: "I am Hei Nan from the Qinggang!"
Fatty Fa Ge said: "Oh, I've heard of the Qing Gang. There seems to be some kind of Transformers in it, right?"
Hei Nan was so angry that he straightened his neck and corrected: "It's the Four Great Vajras!"
Fatty Fa Ge nodded and said, "Yes, the Four Great Vajras!"
Hei Nan added: "I am Hei Nan, one of the Four Great Vajras!"
Hearing the black-faced man introduce himself like this, Lin Hao was very surprised, because he didn't expect to see the last four King Kongs of the Qing Gang under such circumstances. He had already met Black Hand, Black Hero, and Black Heart before, and
The process is not pleasant!
"Oh!" Fatty Hu Si responded calmly and asked: "Is your leader nicknamed Landlord and his real name is Xie Chengde?"
"Not bad!" Hei Nan said in surprise: "Do you know our leader?"
The fat man with a beard said coldly: "That kind of trash like Xie Chengde, who is willing to give his daughter to rich people to be abused in order to get protection, does he deserve to know me?"
Hei Nan immediately became angry, "What did you say?"
The group of people following him were also furious. They didn't care about causing trouble any more. They all gathered around and stared at Fatty Fa Ge fiercely, obviously preparing to do something!
"What did I say?" Who knew Fatty Fa Ge would repeat word for word: "I said Xie Chengde is trash!"
"You! You bastard, you insulted our dragon head!" Hei Nan was furious, pointed at him and shouted: "Come on, cut him!"
The group of people surrounding him immediately geared up and prepared to swarm him.
Seeing that the fat man was about to be beaten into a pig's head, and that Chihuahua was about to be trampled into meat paste, Lin Hao finally couldn't bear it anymore and prepared to be a hero to rescue... The fat man, who knew that he just moved, Yang Hui grabbed him again.
Lin Hao smiled bitterly and said, "Why do you always stop me?"
Yang Huidao: "Tonight is for you to understand my depth, not for you to be a hero!"
Lin Hao: "Huh?"
Yang Huidao: "Be calm and don't be impatient!"
Lin Hao looked at the field carefully and was stunned...