When they heard the strong man shouting, many people turned around to look, and Feng Zhou and Bald Man were no exception.
I just heard the strong man shaking the wine pot and saying: "Are you kidding me? Your pot of wine is hot to the touch, so why is it empty? I said I want hot wine, but who said I want a hot wine pot?
Woolen cloth?"
A tuft of hair said with a smile: "Your Majesty, you are joking!" He took the jug and his face turned red immediately: The jug was indeed empty!
A tuft of hair felt a chill in his heart, and he couldn't help but say: "This is not right today..."
The strong man looked displeased: "Is it my fault, or are you wrong? I asked for hot wine, and you gave me a cold cup. I asked you to change it, and you brought an empty wine flask, which I made fun of.
Are you, or are you taking pleasure in me?"
A tuft of hair bowed deeply and said: "Sir, please calm down, it's just a little fool! If I make any mistakes again, I'll slap my big ears with melon seeds."
The bald man found it funny and turned around, only to see that the wine in his glass was overflowing. The bald man thought Feng Zhou had poured it for him, so he said to Feng Zhou: "There is less than a glass of wine left, so you pour it all."
I'm sorry, what do you want to drink?"
Feng Zhou smiled and said, "I have wine to drink anyway."
The bald man saw him staring at the jug, so he picked up the jug and looked at it. As soon as he picked up the jug, he found that the jug was full, and the wine was quite hot when it splashed on his hand.
The bald man was startled and almost screamed: The pot of wine was obviously empty, why was it full again all of a sudden?
And their wine has never been boiled, so how could it become so hot?
While he was doubting, Feng Zhou tugged on his sleeves, looked at the strong man sideways and said, "Don't talk, there is a good show to watch there."
A tuft of hair bowed to the ground, picked up the empty wine flask and ran inside. When he came over with the wine flask for the third time, not only Feng Zhou and Bald Man, but also the people dining next to him all turned their heads to look.
Everyone was wondering: "What on earth is this bartender going to do? It seems that he is deliberately trying to get into trouble with the big man and make fun of him."
Some people also think that maybe the two of them have known each other for a long time and have some problems with each other. Let's see what new tricks they come up with this time...
There were only two old men, one fat and one thin, sitting in the corner. They were noisy and noisy because they were trying to persuade each other to drink, so they didn't pay attention to what was going on here.
The fat old man drank so much that his tongue was full. He pointed at a wine bottle on the table and said: "You... old boy, you are... playing tricks today! I drank two more bottles than you... this one...
, it’s yours! If you don’t… don’t drink the entire pot, I will… grab your ears and drink it down!”
When the thin old man heard this, he was secretly happy: "You tricked me last time, and I went back to drunkenness and made my wife scold me. Today I have avenged one stone, and my old sister-in-law can forgive me now."
It's weird! How drunk does this old boy have to be to call an empty wine jug a jug of wine? And then he grabs my ear and drinks it!"
The thin old man thought of this and said happily: "Okay! Just drink it! I'm a good drinker, so I don't need you to grab my ears and drink it down. I'll drink it myself! This time, I don't even need a cup.
I'll drink from this spout, or else I'll drink it all in one go, I'll be a coward!"
As the thin old man said this, he cheerfully went to pick up the jug. Who would have thought that as soon as the jug came into his hand, his expression changed and he felt bad. He drank the jug of wine slowly and it was still scalding hot!
Not to mention how the thin old man drank a pot of hot wine in one breath, but the strong man who looked like a businessman also picked up a handful of wine brought for the third time. The strong man shook the pot and saw that it was empty again.
Without saying anything, he just started talking about the wine bottle and hit a bunch of hair on the head.
A tuft of hair tilted his head, and the wine bottle hit the table behind him. There was a "ding", a "clatter", vegetable juices splashing everywhere, and broken plates flying everywhere.
The strong man roared angrily: "You bastard! You've gone too far! See how happy I am today. You're wrong. I'm a fuel saver. I won't let you taste my fists and feet today. You don't know how high the sky is and how thick it is!"
As he said that, the man had already arrived in front of Zuofu Mao, and with just one mouth, he knocked Zuofu Mao upside down. The strong man was still angry, jumped up again, and kicked him hard.
Mao didn't dare to dodge, he just curled up into a ball, hugged his head, and shouted for mercy on the ground.
Seeing this, Feng Zhou asked Bald Man: "Are you angry? If not, let him continue to kick a few more times."
Baldy already felt that he couldn't bear it, so he quickly said: "We can't let him hit me again."
Feng Zhou smiled faintly, went up to stop the big man, and cupped his hands: "Brother, please calm down. He is the one to blame for what happened today. Who asked him to bully others? It's fair for me to beat him a few times to vent his anger. Just look at me.
, and spare him, what do you think?"
The shopkeeper also rushed over to apologize. The strong man pointed at the shopkeeper’s nose and said:
"If this young man hadn't begged for mercy, I would have smashed your shop too!"
The strong man didn't want to drink anymore. After saying this, he walked out of the store in a big way.
The shopkeeper Gong sent the big man away, walked to Feng Zhou, cupped his hands and said: "Thank you very much, young master. I think this matter is going to be a big deal today. I didn't expect the young master to say a few words and his anger will disappear! It's the shop's fault.
Blessing."
The shopkeeper had already seen the matter in his eyes. It was obvious that his clerk was unreasonable. Even if the official smashed his shop to pieces today, it was a matter of course. He had no choice but to do so, so he was very grateful to Feng Zhou.
How did he know that the initiator was the young man in front of him?
Feng Zhouhun didn't care, waved his hand and said: "It's just a trivial matter, why bother!"
The two young guests sat down and continued to eat. The shopkeeper did not return to the counter. He personally served Feng Zhou and Bald Man with the dishes and rice. A tuft of hair also limped over to express his thanks and serve the two young gentlemen.
Baldy has never eaten so happily since he became a beggar. He ate very heartily for a while.
After finishing the meal, Feng Zhou asked Tu Mao to settle the accounts. Just as Tu Mao was about to speak, the shopkeeper hurriedly said: "What kind of accounts are you settling? Just stay here!" Then he said to Feng Zhou: "The food and wine on today's table are...
The shop is a tribute to you two gentlemen! If the two young gentlemen hadn’t dissuaded the guest officer, I don’t know what the shop would be like now... The wine is light and the food is poor, so it’s not a sign of respect."
Someone was inviting guests, so of course Feng Zhou would not refuse, so he and Bald Man waddled out of Fengxiang Tower and onto the street.
Seeing that no one was paying attention, the bald man asked in a low voice: "What the hell are you doing with that wine?"
Feng Zhou smiled and said, "It's because he is careless. Why does he care about me?"
The bald man asked again: "Why is our empty wine jug full again?"
Feng Zhou said: "It's probably a handful of hair that gave us another pot. Are you full?"
After changing the topic, the bald man changed his attention. He smiled, touched his belly, burped loudly and said, "Today's meal is the most comfortable meal I have ever eaten in my life! The food is good, and the food is delicious."
It’s also beautiful.”
After walking for a while, the bald man had doubts again and asked: "I still don't understand, how can there be so many things in the basket, how can that bunch of hair be so confused, why do we have an extra bottle of wine...Brother Feng
,Brother Zhou?"
The bald man ignored the answer and turned to look at Feng Zhou, but there was no trace of Feng Zhou. His face couldn't help but change, and he hurriedly got into the crowd to look for it, but he couldn't find it anywhere...