The bald man said: "I'm not deaf, but you drank a little too much tonight. That stone lion weighs a thousand kilograms at least, and six or seven big men can't even lift it. How can you let me go alone?"
Moving? You have to hold up the door. You can hold it up yourself, just use your "Great Moving" spell!"
Feng Zhou suppressed his laughter and said, "I know some big moving magic, so why don't you be lazy and cheating? You don't clean up the dishes and the lion doesn't move them, so why are you going to lie down on the bed and sleep?"
After saying that, he dragged Bald Man away, and Bald Man had no choice but to follow him outside. He saw a bright moon in the sky, making the stone lions turn white.
The bald man suddenly became interested and just pretended that Feng Zhou was playing with him and said with a playful smile:
"This thing doesn't count. I'll move it to you."
As he spoke, he pretended to spit on the palm of his hand, rolled up the sleeves on his thin arms twice, stretched out his posture, and went to move.
He never expected that with a little exertion, the big stone lion would suddenly leave the ground.
The bald man shouted: "It turns out this stone lion is made of cardboard."
Without letting go, he hugged his arms tightly and pressed his head against it. He slowly entered the gate and put it on the ground. When he put it down, there was a bang and it sank four to five inches deep into the soil. The lion stood leaning on it.
There.
The bald man wondered: "It's obviously made of stone!"
Feng Zhou said: "I didn't say it was made of cardboard."
The bald man was puzzled and wanted to try again. He closed the door, picked up the stone again, and gently placed it inside the door. He pushed it again and pushed the door tightly.
Feng Zhou said: "It seems that you are just lazy and slippery, and it was in vain that you delayed me from washing the dishes."
The bald man was overjoyed and ignored Feng Zhou. He just wanted to try his strength again. He saw a mulberry tree in the yard as thick as a bowl and walked up to it. He bent down, hugged the trunk of the tree with both hands, and pulled it out with all his strength. He just heard "
There was a "crack" and "crack" sound, and the tree was uprooted by him and fell down.
Feng Zhou said helplessly: "There is a tree, why did you pull it out?" As he said that, he walked up, straightened the tree, and stepped on the roots a few times. The tree actually looked like it had never been pulled out before.
The bald man shouted: "It turns out that your peaches are not only for satisfying cravings, but also have this wonderful effect. This time I am not afraid of the second master and the third master. If they dare to bully me again, I will pull up a tree and show it to them to scare them away."
Then he asked Feng Zhou: "You also ate a big peach. Do you have as much strength as me?"
Feng Zhou said: "I'm afraid not, the one you ate is bigger than the one I ate."
The bald man said: "Then you can eat another one."
Feng Zhou said: "I won't eat it."
The bald man asked again: "Do you still have the big peach?"
Feng Zhousuo: "No more."
The bald man said: "No more. Why didn't you just say 'no' and then you said 'I won't eat'? There must be more. Brother Feng, please give it to me somewhere."
Feng Zhousuo: "So you are trying to trick me. If you don't eat one, you will pull up the tree and eat another one. I'm afraid even our house will be demolished."
The two of them chatted and laughed as they went to sleep in the house. They both lay down on the general's big bed and blew out the candles. The bald man didn't give up. He kept talking about his strength and picked up ridiculous things during the day, and talked with Feng Zhou.
After talking nonsense, Feng Zhou stopped talking and the fight broke out!
The bald man thought about the amazing things he could do with such strength. The more he thought about it, the more energetic he became. By the time of the third watch, he was still not sleepy at all. Just as he was about to get up to relieve himself and try his strength again, he suddenly heard the sound from the courtyard.
There was a soft knock on the door, and the bald man thought to himself: "My brother Feng was right. Sure enough, there is a thief. This is clearly the sound of pushing the door open."
Thinking of this, the bald man quickly kicked Feng Zhou, but Feng Zhou was sleeping soundly and did not move. The bald man got up and looked out through the hole in the window paper. There was no movement outside the door. It seemed that he had unlatched the door and pushed it open.
The door didn't budge, so I had to leave.
The bald man was secretly proud: I don't think even a stupid thief like you can move this big stone lion! At this moment, he saw a white shadow appear on the wall, and then floated to the ground without making any sound.
The bald man shuddered when he thought that the ghosts in this courtyard were all dressed in white: they must have gone out for a stroll and returned home at this time! When he was about to call Feng Zhou, he turned around and saw the knife on the wall, so he gently pulled it out and grabbed it in his hand.
The knife was like a goose feather in his hand. The bald man thought to himself: Although Brother Feng can do tricks, he can't compete with the ghost after all. I am stronger than him. If the ghost dares to harm brother, I will go up and slash him!
Looking closely, he saw that the white figure under the moonlight seemed to be a woman in white. After landing, the woman in white took two steps forward, then stopped and looked around intently. After looking at it, the bald man felt that he didn't look like a ghost anymore:
If she lived in this house, why would she be so suspicious when she returned to her own home?
Just as he was thinking to himself, suddenly there was a "whoosh" sound from the dark shadow in the gatehouse, and a gray-white thing, which looked like a tiger but not a tiger, and looked like a leopard but not a leopard, rushed straight towards the back of the woman in white.
The bald man was so shocked that he almost screamed. He was afraid of the woman in white before, but now he was worried about her.
Looking at the monster, he was about to pounce on the woman's shoulders, but the woman seemed to have eyes on her back. Huodi dodged to the side, and at the same time pulled out a shiny thing from her back, and swung it down. The monster pounced.
Before he could turn around, a bright light flashed out, there was a loud "click", and sparks flew everywhere. Looking at the gray-white thing lying on the ground, it didn't move at all.
Although the woman in white had subdued the monster, she seemed to be very surprised. She stood for a while under the moonlight in astonishment, then looked around again, bent down to look at the white thing, and after looking at it for a while, she turned around and gently
Walk towards the main house.
The bald man saw that she was holding a shining sword, which looked cold in the moonlight. He was frightened and got on the bed with a "chirp" and pressed his body tightly against Feng Zhou.
How long had it been since this kid took a shower? His body smelled bad. Even in his sleep, Feng Zhou frowned and kicked him aside. The bald man had no choice but to hug the pillow and tremble all over.
The woman walked to the window and peeked inside, then turned and entered the outer room. The bald man held the knife tightly and pushed Feng Zhou's arm with his foot, but Feng Zhou snored slightly and remained motionless.
Fortunately, the woman was just tinkering outside and did not come in. The bald man first saw a flash of fire, and then smelled the smell of burning incense. The bald man thought to himself: "It's bad, we're going to faint now."
The bald man had heard the beggar tell him that when the robbers in Jianghu went to someone's house to do bad things, they would first use the scent of sweat and medicine to make the person faint to death, and then they would go out and do it. The bald man was about to jump up and dance with his knife to kill the general.
, but felt that my hands and feet were weak and unable to move.
He thought he was drugged, but in fact he was frightened.
After a while, he didn't pass out, and the woman didn't come in with a sword to kill them. Instead, she started sobbing softly and murmuring a prayer. The bald man was wondering: Why is this female thief so clumsy in her work?
Give me a happy cut!
After a while, he heard slight footsteps, as if the woman was walking towards the inner room. The bald man was so frightened that he turned over and sat up. At this moment, something broke into the outer room outside the window and hit the utensils.
There was a "crash" sound, and the bald man saw a white shadow flash across the door curtain.
Then, there was a "bang" sound on the door. It seemed that the woman had kicked open the door and rushed out of the house. Suddenly there was a sound of fighting outside.