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Chapter 322 So stinky! So stinky!

Lu Meng lowered his head, looked in the direction of the camp, and replied: "Teacher, Hu Zi hasn't come back yet."

After Wang Can heard this, he felt inexplicably irritable.

That boy Zhang Hu took ten people to investigate the situation, but he has not come back yet, which makes Wang Can have to worry. After all, this is the first time for the teenagers to participate in actual combat. Apart from basic training, there was no drill before. Now they are facing

If Zhang Lu's tens of thousands of troops were not careful, they would be killed. Wang Can took a deep breath and ordered: "Amen, take two people to check whether they are safe? Report anything you find out immediately!"

"promise!"

Lu Meng waved his hand and shouted in a low voice: "Liu Yuan, Leicheng, follow me!"

After finishing speaking, Lu Meng, Liu Yuan and Leicheng hunched over, bypassed the main entrance of the camp, and quickly ran towards the outer edge of Zhang Lu's camp.

Since all the teenagers were wearing leaves and weeds as clothes and straw hats woven from weeds on their heads, when the three of them were moving in the dark, it was easy to think that the wind was blowing and the weeds were swaying, making it difficult to be discovered.

Lu Meng led the two of them around the camp in front of Zhang Lu and went to the back of the camp.

Not long after, Zhang Hu was found behind the camp.

Lu Meng squatted down next to Zhang Hu and asked in a low voice: "Huzi, it's been more than half an hour, why haven't you heard back yet?"

Zhang Hu said: "Brother Lu, I just brought people here to lurk, and I haven't had time to spread the news yet."

Hearing this, Lu Meng said: "Teacher saw that you haven't come back for half an hour, and is worried about your safety. By the way, you said you just lurked here, is there something weird here?"

Zhang Lu led 30,000 Yizhou troops and 6,000 elite soldiers. The camp was very large.

Because there were so many people, it was very difficult to find Zhang Lu's camp.

Zhang Hu chuckled, with a proud look on his face, and said: "I took my brothers to wander outside the camp and found that the Yizhou soldiers were here to solve their personal problems, so I ran here and lurked. But this

Turtles urinate in groups. After so many people, no one is left alone. It is very difficult to catch a few people and sneak in."

After Lu Meng heard this, he immediately became interested.

Just because I haven’t found any single orders yet, it doesn’t mean that I haven’t been there forever.

As long as you lurk here and wait, you will have a chance. Lu Meng turned around and said: "Liu Yuan, you immediately bring the news here to the teacher, and ask the teacher to come with all the other brothers."

"promise!"

Liu Yuan nodded and hurried to tell Wang Can the news.

Not long after Liu Yuan left, sporadic footsteps and the sound of chatting suddenly came from the camp.

Lu Meng lay prone on the ground, raised his head slightly, and looked at the Yizhou Army who came out, with a touch of joy on his face. Because he saw only three soldiers staggering out, if he, Zhang Hu and other eleven people joined forces,

Knock over three soldiers and you will get three sets of Yizhou Army clothes, and then find a way to sneak in.

However, just as Lu Meng was thinking about how to deal with the three soldiers who appeared in front, sporadic footsteps came from the camp.

"Ta! Ta!..."

The sound of footsteps came closer and closer. Looking around, ten more Yizhou soldiers appeared.

"What bad luck!"

When more than ten soldiers appeared at once, Lu Meng's heart suddenly turned from excitement to disappointment. He and Zhang Hu, together with the eleven boys, were 100% sure to kill the thirteen Yizhou soldiers, but they could not stop the Yizhou soldiers from shouting, so

They can only continue to hide in the grass and remain motionless.

"Hey, I've been feeling sick to my stomach lately."

"Yeah, me too."

"Yes, I also have diarrhea."

"This is a phenomenon of acclimatization, which is normal."



More than a dozen soldiers whispered, took off their pants, and opened fire at Zhang Hu, Lu Meng, and others. Fortunately, Lu Meng and others were far away from the soldiers, otherwise they would have been irrigated by the Yizhou soldiers. Several of them

After Yizhou soldiers relieved themselves, they said: "Brothers, let's go back first. You can enjoy your time here."

Six of the thirteen Yizhou soldiers returned to the camp after urinating.

The remaining seven soldiers lifted up their pants, pointed their white buttocks at Lu Meng and others, and kept bombing the earth.

"Brother Lu, I can't stand it anymore. It stinks, it stinks."

Zhang Hu pinched his nose, his childish face turned into a bitter look, and there was a look of resentment in his eyes. With that look, he wanted to rush forward and kill all the seven soldiers squatting on the ground with their butts sticking out. Zhang Hu lowered his voice when he spoke, but in the dark of the night

Silence, the surroundings were quiet, and the quiet night made Zhang Hu's voice a little louder.

The veteran squatting on the ground and defecating moved his ears and shouted: "Who, who is talking?"

Immediately, the veteran wiped his butt, stood up quickly, and looked into the distance.

Seeing that the surroundings were silent and there was no movement at all, the veteran had a puzzled look on his face and murmured to himself: "It's strange, I just heard someone talking? How could I not see anyone?" The veteran stretched out his hand to lift his pants and asked again.

He walked a few steps forward, stretched his neck, looked at the weeds in the distance, and shouted: "Who is that? I saw you, come out, come out! If you don't come out, I will use a knife."

Zhang Hu lay prone on the ground, not daring to breathe out, his heart hanging in mid-air, beating non-stop.

Lu Meng tilted his head and stared at Zhang Hu, wishing he could slap Zhang Hu twice.

The veteran yelled a few times, but when he saw that there was still no reaction in the weeds, he did not continue to investigate the surrounding situation. What he just said was a bluff. As long as there is really someone in the weeds, it is very likely that someone will hear what he said.

He scared them out. However, Zhang Hu and Lu Meng were trained by Wang Can. Although they had no actual combat experience, they were very stable and did not rush to fight with the veterans.

The recruit, who was still squatting on the ground, shook his head. Seeing the veteran's cautious look, he smiled and said, "Old Mo, I see you are too nervous. Is there anyone in this damn place?"

The veteran's surname is Mo, and other soldiers call him Lao Mo.

When Lao Mo heard this, he shook his head and said, "I'm not going to lie to you, I really heard someone talking."

The recruit asked: "Then you told the brothers, what did you say?"

Lao Mo had an embarrassed look on his face and said, "That voice says it stinks, it stinks!"

"Hahaha……"

After several recruits heard this, they laughed loudly and their eyes narrowed with laughter. After laughing, the recruits said: "Old Mo, I think you think it stinks, that's why you said that.

! Hey, brothers squatting here and defecating are excreting the filth in their stomachs. It must not smell good. Old Mo, I think you are too nervous about marching all day now. Go back quickly, go back quickly.

Get some rest early!”

Lao Mo shook his head and sighed, then turned and returned to the camp.

After Lao Mo entered the camp, several recruits burst into laughter again, with sarcastic looks on their faces.

"Too cowardly!"

"They are all frightened!"



The remaining six recruits kept saying this to each other.

Not long after, two of the six soldiers stood up, put on their trousers, and returned to the camp. At this time, there were only four soldiers squatting on the ground outside the camp. After a while, two more soldiers returned. At this time,

, only two soldiers were left squatting on the ground, chatting slowly.

At this time, among the weeds in the distance, Zhang Hu and Lu Meng were relieved. They didn't even know when Wang Can came.

Wang Can asked: "Amon, how is the situation?"

When Lu Meng heard this, a look of astonishment appeared on his face, and he immediately reacted and said: "Teacher, there are only two people left, and they are squatting on the ground to defecate."

Wang Can looked around and saw two pieces of white buttocks exposed.

This is an excellent opportunity!

Wang Can's heart moved, and a strange smile appeared on his face. Immediately, he leaned down and put his ear to the ground, feeling if there were any footsteps coming from the Zhongying stronghold. After making sure that no one was coming, he whispered: "Amon, Tiger

Son, no one is coming out of the camp now. You two and I will sneak up quietly, knock these two people unconscious and drag them out."

Since the two recruits had their heads facing the camp and their buttocks facing the direction of Wang Can, they did not notice the arrival of Wang Can, Lu Meng and Zhang Hu at all.

Before Wang Can rushed forward, the two of them had already wiped their butts and stood up.

Just as the two men lowered their heads and fastened their belts, Wang Can, Lu Meng and Zhang Hu quietly stepped forward and hit the two recruits on the neck, knocking them unconscious. Zhang Hu and Lu Meng

Dragging one recruit, Wang Can ran into the weeds while carrying another recruit. When the three of them were walking halfway, Wang Can's ears twitched and he noticed that another soldier came out of the camp. He hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up, there's someone else."

Out."

The three of them spread their feet, quickly rushed into the weeds, and hid.

The soldier who had just walked out of the camp looked at the swaying weeds, rubbed his eyes, and said loudly: "I saw a figure swaying in the weeds. Is there a ghost?"

"Bullshit, that's the wind blowing, do you understand?"

A soldier had a look of astonishment on his face, and immediately slapped the soldier on the head who was speaking, and cursed: "Hurry up, go back to bed early after peeing, why do you have to continue your journey tomorrow?"

Even so, the soldier was startled by the soldier who spoke first, fearing that there was really a ghost.

"Yes Yes!"

The soldier who spoke nodded, lifted up his robe, took off his pants and started to irrigate the earth.

PS: First update, please collect and send flowers.


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