"Have you ever thought about ruling the world? Have you ever thought about commanding the country? Have you ever thought about commanding millions of troops to rebuke Fang Qiu?"
"Do you want to be richest in the world? Do you want to have a beautiful woman in your arms? Do you want to spend millions of dollars?"
"Do you want to forget all your worries? Do you want to forget your illness and hatred?"
"Do you want to be promoted to a saint? Do you want to have mountains collapse, earth torn apart, and rivers to change their course at the wave of your hand?"
"Come to Paradise! It is the destination of your soul and the paradise of your dreams!"
"It's peaceful and peaceful here, and it's mysterious and mysterious here."
"This place can satisfy all your extravagant wishes and make your dreams come true."
The snow-white crane carries a fluttering giant flag in its mouth, flying freely between the sky and the earth, and in the mountains, it is extremely eye-catching.
The sounds of cranes and cranes are chirping, and the dancing of immortals is as beautiful as fairy spirits.
Here is a group of lush mountains, here is an ancient city nestled among the mountains, the scenery here is like a fairyland, and the environment here is quiet and peaceful.
The wind, so gentle, shook the small trees, and the little ones danced together, and thousands of forest trees competed to shine.
A gust of breeze blows, like a mother's hand gently caressing one's face, with a touch of warmth, which makes people feel relaxed and happy.
The entire mountain range is lush green, and the mist that has not yet dissipated is like elegant silk, wrapped around its waist in strands. The sunlight turns the raindrops on each leaf into colorful pearls.
The environment is so beautiful! It’s unforgettable!
The ancient city immersed in the embrace of the mountains is even more beautiful, filled with endless tranquility and peace. The thin mist perfectly 'buries' it, and from time to time a golden halo diffuses, adding a touch of fairyland.
Then there are the music of the harp and the harp, which spread throughout the ancient city, and the dancing cranes, which move the mountains, all of which are a perfect backdrop.
Under the cover of lush green ancient trees, the mountain roads are winding and winding, extending all the way to the main entrance area of the ancient city. What is magnificent is that every path is full of people.
Some are dressed luxuriously, some are simply dressed; some are reckless men carrying swords, some are wealthy businessmen; some are walking alone on the mountain road, and some are riding sedans and horses.
There are all kinds of people, but the crowd is huge, weighing thousands of people, and the scene is so spectacular that it is jaw-dropping.
Everyone had expectations on their faces, anxiously and quietly looking at the ancient city at the end of the road.
After Tang Yan escorted the fake monk here, he was immediately stunned by the scene in front of him.
"What are they going to do??"
"Is this all fooled by you? The marketing method is very successful!"
Tang Yan and Du Yang looked at the people waiting in line on the mountain road strangely. The more they looked at it, the more strange they became. The anticipation in people's eyes was almost like that of drug addicts, who watched eagerly and waited in a daze.
"Donor, if you say this, the poor monk will not be happy. We in Paradise think what the people think, do what the people ask for, adhere to the principle of comprehensively serving the people, and are committed to..." Maitreya Buddha just fell in love,
Instead, he was pushed back by Tang Yan's sideways glance.
"Since your business is so prosperous, why do you still want to pretend to be a monk?"
"Hey, donor, it's very immoral for you to speak like this. The poor monk is indeed a master... uh..." Maitreya Buddha noticed the murderous look in the eyes of the three people, coughed hard several times, and said seriously: "Expand sales!
They are all frequent visitors, and some come out of nowhere, but there are still many tourists who don’t know our Paradise and have not experienced the beauty of our Paradise. My role is here!”
"Take us in and have a look." Tang Yan looked at the ancient city in the distance. The response from the Buddha's heart in the sea of qi became stronger and stronger, pointing directly at the ancient city! If he hadn't tried his best to suppress it, the word 'swastika' would have appeared in the center of his eyebrows.
The tattoo is printed.
"This..." Maitreya Buddha stood there hesitantly.
"What? I have to torture you before you are willing to lead the way? Do you want to be so mean?" Tang Yan raised the ancient war knife and landed it on Maitreya Buddha's neck.
"Brother, you have to be particular about what you do! Not being particular is immoral, immorality is acting like a hooligan, and being a hooligan to the next level is immoral. Of course, the poor monk didn't criticize you, he just gave you free reasoning.
Let me first introduce to you our Elysium. Our Elysium is the top tourist resort in the surrounding countries. We provide comprehensive dream services to all mankind.
The so-called dream means that dreams come true, that is, relaxation and enjoyment of the whole body. As long as you enter our paradise world and have a good sleep, all the worries and pain will disappear, which is something you would never dare to think about.
Beautiful dreams will be truly experienced in them. A dream is a life, a life that is unique to you.
For example, what should you do if you fall in love with a beautiful woman, but she doesn’t like you? Hey! Come to our paradise world, in your dream... you can play whatever you want, and throw yourself into her arms however you want.
, she has to be like a kitten.
For another example, you have been bullied and you want to take revenge, but you can't beat him. What should you do? Come to our Paradise, in your dream... You can torture him as much as you want, and you can grovel as much as you want.
He has to be obedient.
For another example, you want to be a king, you want to have a harem of three thousand beauties, you want to dominate the lives of millions of subjects, but you are actually a tramp, what should you do? Hey! Come to us..."
"Is this the place where you daydream?" Tang Yan's expression suddenly became strange. He looked at the ancient city in the distance, could it be...
"Huh? Donor, if you talk like this, the poor monk will not be happy. That's called a dream, um - dream! Xi Yiang - think! It's an emotion, a kind of happiness, the existence of our paradise world
, making the happiness index of the surrounding countries the highest in the Central Plains, and avoiding all conflicts and wars. If there is any dissatisfaction, just close your eyes and everything will be settled!
Now even many royal nobles, dignitaries, and high-level martial lords have come in before, some of them are regular customers, and the guild has reserved a VIP area for them all year round!"
"How can I get in?" Tang Yan became interested.
"We don't charge fees. We are a public support project. No matter how poor or low we are, we are great messengers of happiness. We think about what the people think and do what they want. Of course, we are an ancient city after all, and some places still need to be repaired.
Our staff work hard every day and we also need to eat, so... hehe... when you go into the city, you need to pay a small amount of 'charity', which is used..."
Before Maitreya Buddha finished speaking, Tang Yan threw him a bag of gold coins, a total of three hundred. "Is that enough?"
Maitreya Buddha hurriedly caught it, his eyes lit up, and he smiled brightly: "Almsgiver! The poor monk thinks that you are a person who is destined to be a Buddha. How about this? The poor monk will open a back door for you, please?"
"We want the best service!" Tang Yan was speechless. How could anyone be more shameless than him?
What is no charge, what kind of public support project, isn't it just like those Buddhist scenic spots in my past world, charging high amounts of incense money under the guise of no charge, one word to describe it - shameless!
"No problem, don't worry, I'll keep it with you, and I promise to follow you throughout the process!!"
"Remember, we want the best service and enjoy the most special experience! If the money is not enough, you can add more at will!" Tang Yan casually threw another wallet to Maitreya Buddha, and another three hundred gold coins.
: "If it is as magical as you said, we will come again!"
A full six hundred gold coins! What a big deal!
Maitreya Buddha's eyes suddenly widened into a "$_$" shape, and he almost fainted from happiness. "I think the donor is a person who regards money as dirt. He is very similar to a poor monk, and he is also very catering.
The core concept of our paradise world. Let’s do this, if you feel it is appropriate, take another 1,400 gold coins and make up 2,000, and you can enjoy the supreme gold package service!”
"The best?"
"The highest level!" Maitreya Buddha looked at Tang Yan expectantly, and the fat all over his body was trembling. Supreme package, if you really attract such a big customer, you won't have to go outside to bask in the wind and sun.
, you can stay in the city and work as a small supervisor!
"I'll give you five thousand gold coins. Money is not the problem. The problem is the top-notch service, which makes me feel comfortable during this trip." Tang Yan happily threw a large wallet to Maitreya Buddha.
"Five thousand??!!" Maitreya Buddha opened it hurriedly, and buzzing, golden light came to his face, almost making him faint.
"Lead the way!" Tang Yan behaved so cheerfully and generously that Maitreya Buddha was dizzy with happiness, but in the eyes of Du Yang and Xu Yan, they already mourned for Maitreya Buddha and the entire Paradise.
Do you really think you have invited a distinguished guest? I am afraid you will vomit blood after dark!
Maitreya Buddha put the money bag on his shoulders and straightened his back: "Although there is a limit to the number of guests accepted by Paradise every day, since the donor is so honest and sincere, then...please! We will respond with the highest courtesy and provide the highest service.
!”
"What services are available?"
"The most tender girl! The most beautiful wine! The most blissful enjoyment! The location is closest to the icon! The same treatment as those special people."
"Icon! Special person?"
"Tell you a secret secretly." Maitreya Buddha came closer to Tang Yan and lowered his voice: "Our Paradise is famous far and wide. It is not only a place where dreams come true, but also an excellent secret place for cultivation, so...every year
Some special people come here to learn about martial arts. Although you won’t come into contact with them, you are still looking forward to enjoying the same treatment.”
PS: My cousin got married today, and Mouse was responsible for accompanying her. She got up at two in the morning, started drinking at six in the morning, and was carried home at two in the afternoon. She didn’t wake up until after five o’clock. Today’s update is late, sorry!
I will be attending my grandpa’s birthday tomorrow, so the update will be in the afternoon.
I've been really busy lately, so I apologize!!
It was a blast after I got back.
Also, from late July to the end of September, the mice will no longer be busy, and the update will definitely return to its original popularity, so stay tuned! I also hope that brothers will continue to support us!