"My taste is not that strong! Do you think everyone else is like you, kissing me and me all day long with a pig?"
Chocolate curled his lips, hugged the white-striped pig tightly, and muttered: "Who asked you to look at me with those colorful eyes?"
Tang Yan moved forward and smiled: "How about we make a deal?"
"Eh!!" Chocolate's eyes widened, his mouth glanced, and he drew out his signature dialect tone, and shrank back again: "Don't laugh, I'm being careful! If you have something to say, say it quickly, and try to be as understandable as possible.
His IQ is a bit behind Xie’s, and his brain is full of scum.”
Tang Yan's face was full of black lines: "I repeat it for the last time, pay attention to your pronunciation, it is a conspiracy! It is not a conspiracy!"
Chocolate hugged the white-striped pig tightly and muttered again: "You want to insult my pronunciation again."
"Let's get down to business!" Tang Yan quickly took a deep breath, and went straight to the point without trying to reason with this best pig man: "I will pay you part of the deposit, continue to hire you, and be responsible for protecting my safety."
"for how long?"
"One year!" Tang Yan stretched out a finger.
"No need to use strokes, I know it is '一'."
"I……"
"...One year..." Chocolate scratched his head, thought hard for a while, and still refused: "No, it's against the rules. I'm here to assassinate Caidi, not to protect Caidi. Xie killed me every time he went back and forth.
Confused."
"But aren't you protecting me now?"
"This is a special case! I was bewitched by you!"
"Routines all start from exceptions. Some things just get used to it."
"No!" Chocolate shook his head firmly. This kid is too sinister to play.
"Then let me ask you, should the organization that hires you have no time limit? Tell the truth!"
"It seems...it's really..."
Tang Yan smiled brightly: "In other words, they are not in a hurry!"
"Can……"
"What's the matter! If they are really anxious, they will definitely issue fatwa orders all over the world, and more people will take orders. Why are you the only one now? What does it mean?"
"What?"
"It means the person taking the order is not in a hurry. They are not in a hurry. Why are you in a hurry?"
"I……"
"What are you doing?" Tang Yan pushed him back again and said with a smile: "Let's sign a long-term cooperation agreement. The content is very simple. You give up chasing me for the time being and become my bodyguard. This bodyguard has no restrictions.
You can choose to stay with me, or you can choose to go out and take orders by yourself. When I need it, I will specially recruit you to come back and be responsible for protecting my safety. As for the price, I will definitely not let you down."
"If it doesn't work, it won't work. I have made my position very clear! Since I have accepted the order, I must complete it with due diligence and make no more mistakes."
"Well, I'll give you two choices, either have a fair and just fight with me, where you die or I live, or you can accept this order from me again for two years, and I'll pay you half a million gold coins!"
Chocolate continued to shake his head: "The ninth rule of the killer's code is not to have too much communication with the target person; the fifteenth rule of the killer's code is not to engage in material transactions with the target person."
"But you have violated all of these?"
"I know I was wrong, but I won't make the same mistake again and again!"
"Actually, we can think about this issue in a different way..."
"Wait! Shut up! Don't talk! I don't want to hear it!" Chocolate finally understood. This kid's mouth is more flexible than his own head. If he keeps talking, he might get involved again. In the end, he will get involved again.
The important thing is that this kid definitely doesn't have any good intentions. He almost died in the battle ten days ago.
"I am saving you and showing you how to get out of poverty and become rich..."
"Shut up! Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm going to do it!" Chocolate became anxious, waving the butcher's knife and threatening with a glare.
"Do you dare? You took my order and collected my money. You have to be responsible for protecting my safety while we are in Leiyun Mountains! I just talked about professionalism in a righteous way, but I forgot all about it in the blink of an eye.
Already?"
"I am qualified! I abide by the killer code!" Chocolate took a deep breath and forced himself to stabilize his emotions.
This time he didn't say any nonsense, and expressed his attitude very concisely. He finally understood that in terms of shamelessness and vulgarity, this boy was better than him, and he was sinister enough and clever enough.
Alas, if you want to blame it, it’s your own poor academic skills!
Tang Yan continued to maintain a naughty smile: "Brother Zhu, I am still your employer now, right?"
"Yes!" Chocolate responded reluctantly.
"Can you do whatever I ask for?"
"Except for the demands of some shameless gangsters."
"Okay! Get out of my sight!"
"What?"
"roll!"
"Smack?"
"Too ugly!"
Chocolate glared angrily: "Brother! I protest! This is an insult to my dignity!"
"You are already riding a pig, what dignity do you have? Go as far as you can, but not too far. If you find any problem, you have to come back quickly to rescue the driver. I remind you again, don't forget your professionalism.
Your first responsibility is to keep me safe! Do you understand?"
"clear."
"Now, turn around and go!"
"I regret it!" Chocolate looked up to the sky and sighed, with a melancholy look on his face as he rode the white-striped pig away.
"Small, I have to treat you obediently!" Tang Yan looked at the direction where Chocolate left, and the corners of his mouth curved in a bad way. Although this pig brother has some mental problems and looks a bit wretched, his assassination skills should be good.
, if cultivated properly, it may be of some help.
After two hours of deep sleep, Mu Rou's injuries were basically healed. Her smooth skin could be seen between her ragged clothes. It was as tender as water and very delicate. Her delicate belly button was cute and cute. Tang Yan couldn't help but want to touch it.
Tang Yan carefully held her in his arms and took a closer look. This girl's appearance was not a stunning one, slightly inferior to that of Ahn'Qiraj and other girls, but she looked soft and innocent, very attractive, and soft in her sleep.
Her frail look makes people feel sorry for her.
Gradually, the warm feeling came to my heart again.
Tang Yan hugged her gently, watched quietly, and savored it carefully.
I feel very comfortable, my mood is very calm, it is an unspeakable sense of relaxation, and it is a sense of tranquility that I have never experienced before.
Tang Yan gradually discovered that this wonderful feeling was not simply due to the Buddha's heart, but actually seemed to have some real and illusory heartbeats.
After coming to this other world, I have met many women, including Tang Ying, Alinda, Yang Ruyan, Huo Wu Xuerou from the brothel, Niya, Ahn'Qiraj, and Hailita and other women. They all
Very beautiful, stunningly beautiful, as beautiful as a fairy. Tang Yan admires it obsessively every time, but he has never felt like this before.
How to put it...Real! Calm! The warmth of déjà vu! The urge to have something.
Yes, real! Own it!
Could it really be love at first sight?
pursue her?
Tang Yan looked at it and suddenly smiled. How could he have such a feeling? Pursuit? From the past life to this life, women have only regarded it as a relaxing exercise after life and death, or as entertainment in leisure time and boredom. They have never really moved.
The idea of excessive pursuit. Even when facing Niya, it is a man's desire to conquer, a strong desire to occupy beautiful things.
How about... try it?!
Who cares about the Yaochi Saint, it’s love at first sight. It’s rare to meet a girl who has feelings for you. How can you give up? What if you really hit it off?
Tang Yan has never faced feelings, but the principle of "I would rather kill by mistake than let go" should be in line with his character!
"...Hmm..."
While Tang Yan was silently thinking about what attack strategy to adopt, Mu Rou let out a faint moan and woke up slowly, with a smile full of wretchedness in front of her eyes.
"Who are you……"
"Don't be afraid, I saved you." Tang Yan immediately returned to normal.
Mu Rou looked at him steadily, then suddenly woke up and struggled to sit up in panic.
Tang Yan quickly comforted you: "Don't move, you are seriously injured. I just gave you the pill and you need a good rest."
"You...who are you...why...this happened..." Mu Rou was shy and anxious, but still struggled to shrink to the side. She looked at the strange man in front of her, looked at her tattered clothes that exposed her skin, and then thought about it.
Thinking about the intimate act just now, a wave of grievance and embarrassment welled up in my heart, and two streams of tears kept rolling in my eyes.
"Don't be nervous. Nothing happened just now. I just saved you." Tang Yan kept a kind smile and said: "Let me talk about someone first. Do you still remember it after thinking about it?"
"What...who is that person?" Mu Rou quietly felt her body to make sure she had not been violated. She had almost no contact with men and remained extremely wary.
"Some time ago, you met an old man in the forest. He was a little ugly, a little old, and a little bow-shaped."
"how do you know?"
"That's me!" As Tang Yan spoke, he smeared some dirt on his face, stuffed a package on his back, and instantly transformed into the old Luo Guo man.
The funny look made Mu Rou purse her lips and smile: "What do you want to do? Are you following me all the time?"
Tang Yan wiped off the dirt on his face and returned to his original appearance: "Yes, I'm here just for you."
"Why?"
"I guess the young lady must have had a very special feeling when she saw me, right?"
This is purely a wild guess by Tang Yan. Since it is the induction made by the Buddha's heart, there is probably something in the girl. In other words, she will also have a similar response due to the Buddha's heart.
The girl's eyes flashed with a little surprise, and she wanted to nod, but her vigilance and nervousness kept her silent.
"You don't have to deny it, you have feelings for me."
"Who...who has feelings for you?" Mu Rou was embarrassed, why is this person so narcissistic.
"It is fate that you meet me, because we have known each other a long time ago!"