Damn it, one punch and one magical weapon is already outrageous, but now the price is actually going to be increased?
Many prisoners in the audience stared blankly, their chests felt tight, and they vaguely felt like they were about to vomit blood this time.
The key is that Ergouzi was punched and nothing happened at all. On the contrary, the monk who hit him suffered a fracture on the spot.
What kind of physical body is this? I’m afraid even the powerful people in the Earthly Immortal Realm can’t do this!
"Fellow Taoist, didn't you agree that one punch will bring you an immortal weapon? What are you..." Finally, a prisoner couldn't bear it anymore and said.
Xu Que shook his head: "No, that was the previous price, and now it must be changed. I really can't bear to see my pet being beaten like this!"
"But...but we don't have that many immortal weapons anymore!" Everyone looked bitter.
"That's it, that's just right. The deal is cancelled. Anyway, those fairy weapons of yours have no use if I take them back. They will either be given to the children to play with or thrown into the utility room." Xu Que said with great disgust.
Everyone suddenly twitched their mouths, feeling insulted.
The fairy artifacts that they regarded as treasures could only be treated as toys and sundries by Xu Que. The comparison between people is so annoying!
"Fellow Taoist, don't be like this. If you have something to say, why don't you rescue us first, and if we have the chance to get the rest of the artifacts in the future, we can return them to you. How about that?" Someone said, with a sincere look on his face.
"What the hell, I never like being in debt!" Xu Que waved his hand and refused the credit!
He would not believe that these people would return the immortal weapon to him in the future. I am afraid that when they meet again, these people would like to kill him!
"Let's see, it's definitely impossible to punch with an immortal weapon, but it's still okay to touch an immortal weapon!" At this time, Xu Que put forward a new condition.
Everyone was suddenly startled.
Touch it?
Damn, will touching it help?
"Come on, come on, who wants to be the first to touch an immortal artifact? If you don't hurry up, the price may increase again later!" Xu Que began to shout.
When everyone heard this, they immediately became anxious, and several prisoners with immortal weapons hurriedly crowded forward: "Fellow Taoist, I come first!"
"No, no, no, I go first!"
"Fuck, I'm the first one to raise my hand!"
"Fart, I'm the first one to take out the celestial weapon!"
Several people were scrambling, they were really afraid of Xu Que. This guy didn't follow the rules or follow the routine at all, but there was nothing they could do against him.
"Okay, stop arguing. The one with the lamp comes first. Your lamp seems pretty good. I can take it home and use it as a candlestick!" Finally, Xu Que pointed at one of them and said.
The prisoner was holding an ancient bronze lamp in his hand. It was very worn out and didn't even have a wick, but it was still at the level of a half-grade immortal weapon.
"Thank you, fellow Taoist!" The prisoner happily handed over the ancient lantern, no longer caring what Xu Que said he wanted to do with the ancient lantern.
For him now, as long as he can leave, it's enough. As for what Xu Que will do with their immortal weapons, he can do whatever he feels like doing!
"Well, remember, you can only touch, not hit!" Xu Cuo nodded and raised the two dogs.
The prisoner immediately stretched out his palm, patted Er Gouzi lightly, and touched him!
"Whoosh!"
In an instant, the good and evil jade cards on his body changed, the evil value was quickly cleared, and the good value increased to more than ten points.
"This... actually succeeded?"
The prisoner looked stunned, and then his eyes filled with surprise.
The next moment, the void twisted slightly, and a strong pulling force suddenly appeared, sweeping him up and disappearing into the cell.
The whole cell fell silent again, everyone was a little stunned and couldn't believe it.
Just touching Ergouzi, you can actually get so many good points. Counting the evil points that are offset, there must be more than a hundred good points in total!
"That's awesome, you are really an evil dog!" someone exclaimed, interpreting Xu Que's "Er Gouzi" as "evil dog"!
"It looks like it's okay. Come on, are you going to continue? You have to hurry up, I'm rushing to the eighth-level Futu Prison!" Xu Que urged with a smile.
I never thought that Ergouzi would one day be able to earn immortal weapons like this. He was like a harvester of immortal weapons!
But this is still a rare thing to live in. First of all, there must be such a strange place to make the good value so precious, and then the Ergouzi must be turned into an evil dog, so that others can earn so much good value just by touching it.
It’s actually not easy to achieve so many conditions at the same time!
In the end, several people turned in their immortal weapons one after another, all of which were half-grade artifacts, not even a low-grade artifact.
Moreover, most of these half-grade immortal weapons are of no use to Xu Que.
On the contrary, Xu Que thought that the broken sword at the beginning could be used for fun. As for the ancient lamp without a wick, he couldn't figure out what to use it for. He had to find time to study it again.
Half of the dozen or so prisoners left in this way, and the remaining half either had incomplete immortal weapons, not even half-grade, or did not have any immortal weapons or treasures. They stood there and stared at Xu.
lack.
The corridor was also surrounded by many jailers in front and back, but no one took action and stared at Xu Que the whole time.
They don't care about the other escaped prisoners. The only thorn in their side now is Xu Que. As long as the warden arrives, this guy will be sent to the eighth-level Pagoda Prison, and then they can relieve their anger!
"Well, since you don't have any immortal weapons, I will mercifully give you a chance to leave!" At this time, Xu Que looked at the remaining prisoners and said with a smile.
When everyone heard this, they were immediately overjoyed and crowded forward to touch Ergouzi.
Xu Que immediately shouted: "Damn it, you are queuing up for me. Do you have any quality left? Come on, come on, come on, the male prisoners are standing in line, come up and touch Ergouzi, and the female prisoners are also lined up, come up and touch them."
I'll be fine. Well? What do you mean by that expression? Can your thoughts be a little purer? I'm doing this purely to speed up efficiency!"
"understand!"
"I see!"
"Thank you so much, fellow Taoist, we will remember this kindness forever!"
Everyone nodded and started to line up, stepping forward to touch Er Gouzi and Xu Que one after another.
In the end, within a few breaths, the monks one after another were teleported out of the Pagoda Prison and successfully returned to the Village of Good and Evil.
Xu Que's pretentiousness level also increased crazily at this moment.
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool and gaining 23,000 points of pretending!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool and gaining 25,000 points of pretending!"
…
The continuous beeps sounded, and Xu Que was stunned. After a while, his pretense value increased by more than 80,000 points in one go.
"What the hell, what's going on? Did these people go out and brag about the great deeds of the Saint to others?" Xu Que laughed with satisfaction and saw that the total number of pretentiousness points had returned to more than 400,000 points.
, I feel so happy in my heart.
"boom!"
Just after Xu Que sent away the last prisoner, a dull sound suddenly sounded in the cell.
Immediately afterwards, a cold wind swept across, accompanied by strong pressure, suddenly covering the entire place.
"Who dares to cause trouble in my pagoda prison?" A cold scolding sound, as clear as a silver bell, came from all directions, as if it was far away, yet it seemed very close, it was very strange.
"Huh? This sound..." Xu Que was suddenly startled, looked around in astonishment, and finally looked at the group of jailers and said in surprise: "Holy shit, your warden is a girl? She's actually a lolita!"