The first thousand five hundred and seventy-six chapters
"Damn it, I can't get it out!" Duan Jiude's sword scratched Xu Que's arm for a long time, leaving not even a scratch, let alone cutting it.
"My mouth is so tired, why haven't I come out yet?" Ergouzi put away his dentures and sighed.
Why is it so difficult to get some precious blood?
It will be even harder when this kid wakes up!
…
at the same time.
The consciousness in Xu Que's body has gradually recovered and he has begun to enter a awake state.
It's just that his consciousness is already extremely weak, and his previous madness has obviously taken a huge toll on him, even consuming a lot of his lifespan.
However, as the system sealed the "Unity of All Laws" and added the system's automatic recovery function, Xu Que's consciousness gradually awakened and his consciousness slowly gathered.
"Huh? System space?"
The first time Xu Que woke up, he realized that his condition was very bad.
Moreover, he did not wake up normally, but only regained some consciousness in the system space.
But he also knew the reason for all this.
When the system was recovering him, it also threw the memories of his madness into his mind.
Of course! It also includes the things Er Gouzi and Duan Jiude did to him when he was unconscious.
Good guy!
They haven't stopped since they carried themselves here!
I'm still trying to figure out how to break through his physical defense.
"Er Gouzi, we are very tired these days, but have you noticed that this kid seems to be recovering soon?" At this time, Xu Que directly heard the voice coming from outside the body through the system space.
"Could it be that all our troubles have opened up his immortal roots? This kind of injury has healed in just a few hours?"
"It seems we need to hold on tighter." Duan Jiude held a middle-grade immortal weapon in his hand.
They have already tried low-grade immortal weapons, but they don’t work at all!
Er Gouzi stared at Xu Que's lower parts and muttered: "Do you think he is more vulnerable here?"
"Teacher Ergou, this... I'm afraid this will test your skills? If you are willing to try..." Duan Jiude was extremely surprised and raised his hands in salute: "I admire you Duan!"
…
When Xu Que heard this, he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
Oh shit!
Duan Jiude and Er Gouzi, these two crazy guys, are looking for death!
The key is that Ergouzi has no brains. If you think about it carefully, he might actually do something astonishingly stupid...
No, this is intolerable!
"System, system, come out quickly, I am going to lose my virginity!"
"Ding, all functions of the system have returned to normal, and the host can operate it."
"Quickly, quickly restore my spiritual consciousness and let me return to my physical body. I have always been clean and self-sufficient, and I must not lose my life at this time." Xu Que said anxiously in the system space.
shouted.
"Ding, the current progress of sealing the 'Unity of All Laws' is 86%. Before the seal is completed, the host will not be able to act normally, otherwise it will enter a state of madness."
"Eighty-six? How long will it take?"
"According to calculation, it will take another eighteen minutes."
Eighteen minutes?
Doesn’t that mean that you have lost your virginity?
"Er Gouzi! Hold on tight! Don't be attracted by your brother Que's handsome face!" Xu Que prayed in his heart.
Duan Jiude noticed that Er Gouzi's eyes were still on that part and said: "You are a male dog!"
"Go away! How could this god do such an immoral thing?" Ergouzi snorted coldly.
"Then what are you..."
"Oh, look at your ignorant and dirty look. Let me tell you straight. I once saw it at a place called a telephone pole in Xu Que's hometown. There was an unimportant layer of skin at this location.
, can be cut off.”
After hearing this, Duan Jiude finally understood, even men understand.
only……
If they want to obtain Xu Que's bloodline, they really need his blood.
But what if it was that skin!
"Teacher Ergou! People can't, at least they shouldn't."
"I'm not a human." Ergouzi stared at Duan Jiude with his deep dog eyes, "Besides, humans can, at least try."
After hesitating for a moment, Duan Jiude took out an immortal weapon and said, "How about giving it a try?"
Xu Que was furious now.
These two immoral things!
Are they preparing to undergo skin surgery on themselves?
But Nima doesn’t have any extra skin!
Gan!
Through the system, he knew the power of the magic formula of All Laws Unified, but now that he could not move, Xu Que was helpless in the face of this stupid dog and the unscrupulous Duan Jiude.
"System, hurry up, seal it quickly!" Xu Que urged the system frantically: "That's right! That's right! Help me enable the defense state."
"Ding! The seal is in progress and cannot be activated."
Hearing the system's answer, Xu Que's heart suddenly went cold.
When he wakes up this time, Jubi will stew Duan Jiude and Er Gouzi into a pot.
At the same time, Duan Jiude had already untied Xu Que's belt.
When he was about to pull off Xu Que's pants, Duan Jiude suddenly stopped and said, "No! Humans can't!"
"Teacher Duan, do you have any other ideas?" Ergouzi asked with a frown.
Duan Jiude chuckled: "I thought of it when I was pulling down my pants."
"What do you say?" Ergouzi asked.
Duan Jiude lowered his head and glanced at Xu Que on the ground, looking thoughtful: "How about we go to Yaochi to steal a hundred and eighty female disciples, strip them naked and tie them in front of Xu Xiaozi, and wait until he wakes up and sees this scene...
"
Er Gouzi said excitedly: "Brother Que will pounce on you?"
"Fuck your sister! Look at yourself, how dirty you are. Think about that scene. If this kid wakes up and sees it, won't he have a nosebleed?" Duan Jiude smiled slyly.
Recalling the TV series he had watched in Xu Que's hometown, Ergouzi also felt that this method might be effective, and immediately praised: "Teacher Duan! That's great!"
Xu Que listened to all the conversations between one person and one dog.
He finally breathed a sigh of relief!
It doesn't matter, since the system can't complete the seal so quickly.
No matter how clean and guarded the saint is, there is really nothing he can do when encountering this kind of situation.
With the combined strength of these two guys, it will definitely not be a problem to get more than a hundred female disciples.
It's just that I still have more than ten minutes to regain consciousness...
"Ahem, system, why don't you seal it for a while? The integration of all laws into one is too scary. How many more layers of seals will it take?"
"Ding, the system has adopted the safest and most solid mechanism for sealing. The host does not need to worry."
"..."
Xu Que sighed quietly.
Then I hope Er Gouzi and Duan Jiude can move faster.
However!
Twenty minutes later, one person and one dog were still guarding Xu Que.
Obviously neither of these two people want to work hard.
Those two idiots were still arguing, and Xu Que understood that it was impossible to count on them.
The system also prompts that the seal of the Oneness of All Laws has been completed.
Then his consciousness became solid in an instant, and this time he could feel the existence of his physical body.
Hey, why don't you continue to pretend to be dead?
Forget it, you can install it, but it's not necessary.
The most important thing is to keep oneself as pure as jade and keep oneself clean.
He felt his body and slowly raised his hand!
A weak voice came from his mouth: "It's uncomfortable, Ergou!"