Chapter 186: The body is not afraid of the dirty mouth
Everyone was dumbfounded, even Mrs. Ya was stunned!
Are the breasts bigger than yours?
Brother, do you dare to say such things? Although you are indeed a big brother, you can’t be so straightforward!
This is simply disrespectful to Mrs. Ya!
Everyone cast strange glances at Xu Que, feeling sympathy or gloating in their hearts.
Tang Liufeng also trembled with muscles on his face, smiled bitterly, and felt worried about this brother Li Bai again.
The anger on Mr. Zhao's face suddenly turned into a deep sarcasm and ridicule. He dared to speak rudely to Mrs. Ya here. He was simply looking for death!
However, Xu Que seemed calm and relaxed.
As the saying goes, if you are upright, you are not afraid of a dirty mouth. There is nothing terrible about this situation.
Immediately he cupped his hands, looked at Mrs. Ya, and said solemnly: "Madam, she is broad-minded and generous... she is so big! She has been hosting banquets for everyone, and I can't help but express my praise for Mrs. Ya's broad-mindedness.
, I hope Madam won’t find it too abrupt!”
Immediately, all the scholars present widened their eyes.
If I go, that’s okay? How can you actually get me back?
No one else has the ability to talk such serious nonsense. In the whole world, you are the only one who has the ability to talk nonsense, Li Bai!
Mrs. Ya was originally in a dilemma. She admired Xu Que very much, but when Xu Que said "your breasts are bigger" out loud, in full view of everyone, she didn't dare to protect him too much.
Unexpectedly, Xu Que talked nonsense and then came up with a reasonable step for her to get down. This once again surprised Madam Ya.
'No wonder he could easily solve my three questions. This young man's talent is so smart!'
Mrs. Ya smiled inwardly, but she still kept a serious face and said calmly: "It's okay, but don't be so abrupt in front of everyone next time!"
Many students originally knew that Mrs. Ya admired Xu Que, but now that Xu Que gave such an explanation, everyone could guess that Mrs. Ya would definitely not pursue it. Therefore, no one found it strange about Mrs. Ya's response. At most, it was just jealousy.
That’s all.
But to veteran driver Xu Que, these words had a different meaning.
Don't do this in front of everyone next time? You mean, you can be so abrupt when no one is around?
Go, this is quite embarrassing... After all, I am a bully, bah, I am not that kind of person, but... I don’t know when the next time Mrs. Ya is talking about?
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However, as the leader of the four great talents, Mr. Zhao obviously could not swallow the insult he had just received from Xu Que, but it was also impossible for him to imitate Xu Que and stand up and curse.
After a moment of silence, he finally came up with a plan and said: "Mrs. Ya, it's rare for me to meet my opponent today. Why don't you come up with a question, and Li Bai and I each make a first couplet to see whose first couplet is the best?"
How about being challenged first to determine the outcome?"
"Oh?" Mrs. Ya was slightly surprised. She didn't expect Mr. Zhao to want to use this method to take revenge.
She quietly looked at Xu Que, wanting to observe Xu Que's expression and see if he was confident.
Xu Que smiled calmly: "Master Zhao, you want to follow me to decide the winner? That's fine! What if you lose?"
"Haha, if you lose, write the words 'I, Li Bai, are not as good as Zhao Hao', hang it on your body, and walk around the imperial city! Do you dare?" Mr. Zhao sneered.
Xu Que smiled and said: "Why don't you dare? What if you lose?"
"Oh, it's impossible for me to lose. If I really lose, I will also write 'I, Zhao Hao, am not as good as Li Bai' and walk around the imperial city!"
As soon as Mr. Zhao said these words, the whole audience was shocked!
Everyone couldn't sit still, their faces were full of horror.
"This...is actually such a big deal?"
"If we lose, our reputation will be ruined!"
"If you walk around this imperial city, you will definitely become the laughing stock of the whole city. Why do you do this, Mr. Zhao!"
"Yes, this Li Bai is just a nobody. Why does Mr. Zhao need to bet with him with his famous name?"
"No, Mr. Zhao is confident that he can win. As he said, there is no way he can lose!"
Mo Yunshang said to others, and at the same time looked at Xu Que jokingly, and sneered in a low voice: "How dare you anger Mr. Zhao, Li Bai will definitely be in trouble!"
Tang Liufeng covered his forehead and said bitterly: "Brother Li is going to be miserable now!"
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Xu Que and Mr. Zhao looked at each other, sneers flashed across their faces, and they both felt that the other was dead this time.
"Mrs. Ya, since Li Bai agreed, please come up with the question!"
Mr. Zhao looked at Mrs. Ya calmly and said.
Seeing Mr. Zhao's confident demeanor, Mrs. Ya couldn't help but hesitate and began to worry about Xu Que.
After all, if Mr. Zhao can become the first of the four great talents of Mingsheng Academy, he must be extremely talented. And although this "Li Bai" is also very smart, Mrs. Ya is very unsure whether he can beat Mr. Zhao!
"Mrs. Ya, come up with a question!" At this time, Xu Que also looked at Mrs. Ya and said.
Madam Ya was slightly stunned. She originally wanted to help Xu Que, but in full view of everyone, she was helpless.
After pondering for a moment, Mrs. Ya finally spoke: "As you all know, in a few days, the Fire Emperor will recruit a consort for the princess. How about the two talented men write a couplet to show that our Huo Yuan Kingdom is stronger than the other four countries. When the time comes,
Offering it to the Fire Emperor is the best of both worlds!"
"Showing the strength of the Huo Yuan Kingdom?"
After hearing this, everyone present was stunned.
Mrs. Ya once again asked this simple question, but...the simpler the question, the harder it is to come up with a difficult first couplet!
Many people are thinking hard!
Only Xu Que, after hearing the title, was almost so excited that he rushed up to hug Mrs. Ya and kissed her wildly.
Damn, this topic is absolutely perfect. It just hit the spot. It was totally God who helped me!
"Whoosh!"
However, at this moment, Mr. Zhao was silent for a few breaths and suddenly stood up.
In the astonished eyes of everyone, he was majestic and said in a loud voice: "Point to the mountains and rivers, how beautiful the fire is. Today is a peaceful and prosperous time. Listen to the sound of bells and music, and drink the wine of revival from all directions!"
The entire audience fell silent!
Everyone was moved by it. Such an awe-inspiring first couplet is simply wonderful!
Mrs. Ya was also shocked, with a look of astonishment on her face.
"What a sentence, 'Listen to the sound of bells and music, and drink the wine of revival from all directions', which directly shows the powerful side of our Huo Yuan Kingdom like a picture scroll!"
"It's amazing. Mr. Zhao's title as the leader of the four talents is indeed well deserved!"
"I admire you greatly!"
Everyone present was amazed.
Someone turned to look at Xu Que, gloating over his misfortune, and sneered: "Li Bai, where is your first couplet?"
Suddenly, everyone turned their attention to Xu Que and felt sympathy for Xu Que.
As soon as Mr. Zhao's first couplet came out, it would be difficult to think of another couplet that could compare with or compete with it.
"Ah!"
A disdainful sneer appeared at the corner of Mr. Zhao's lips.
Mo Yunshang's face was full of joking.
Tang Liufeng's eyes were full of sympathy and sadness!
Mrs. Ya's eyes were full of worry, and she felt a little regretful. If "Li Bai" really lost to Mr. Zhao because of this, and was reduced to having to walk around the imperial city with a sign, I'm afraid she would not be able to interact with "Li Bai" in the future.
'Oh, what a pity for such an amazingly talented and handsome man. If he had not agreed to Mr. Zhao just now, maybe he wouldn't be as embarrassed as he is now!' Mrs. Ya sighed secretly and shook her head slightly.
"Snapped!"
At this moment, Xu Que snapped his fingers and lit another cigarette.
"Hiss!" "Hoo!"
Everyone in the audience looked at him, no one spoke, there was silence, only the sound of him smoking and exhaling!
As soon as the smoke was exhaled, Xu Que stood up and looked outside the room with his deep eyes.
The rain has stopped, a thin layer of clouds and mist is floating on the lake, and the willow branches beside the lake are hazy.
After a few breaths, with a look of loneliness on his face, as if he was invincible in the world, he spoke calmly.
"My first couplet is - Yansuo Pondliu!"
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