From the beginning of her cultivation, she had dreamed of becoming a strong person standing at the top.
But reality is always cruel. After being slapped coldly and hatefully several times, she suddenly realized that sometimes hard work is not the only way to success.
Finding shortcuts and using them correctly is the fastest way to success.
During an adventure in a secret realm, Feng Yuehua seduced a male cultivator for the first time and asked him to explore for her. After finding the secret treasure, a new door opened to her.
She discovered the code to wealth!
There is no need to practice hard, no need to go through hardships and hardships to find the relics, and no need to take any risks.
As long as you use your beauty and eloquence to fool those male monks, they will naturally work for you willingly.
Relying on this method, Feng Yuehua made great progress all the way, from the Golden Immortal to the Immortal King, and from the Immortal King to the Immortal Lord, all the way smoothly.
The whole world seems to be making way for her!
Therefore, when she saw Xu Que for the first time, she understood a truth.
This will be your stepping stone to the next peak.
Of course, it's not just because Xu Que is handsome, but also because Ling Nichang and Qiu Zili both value him so much.
Feng Yuehua hid behind Xu Que and looked at Fairy Nishang carefully. The look in her eyes was not at all like looking at a close associate or close subordinate.
The worry, admiration, and even vague jealousy that couldn't be hidden were all clearly visible to me.
The aloof and arrogant Fairy Nishang fell in love with the monk in front of her!
Feng Yuehua felt extremely ironic when she thought that Ling Nishang, who was usually sarcastic to her, would one day fall in love with a monk.
But what if I snatch this monk away?
What else can make you feel more happy than snatching a man from someone else?
"Nishang, Nishang... I really look forward to seeing this monk's face when he holds me in his arms..." Feng Yuehua thought in her heart, with the shy and timid expression on her face, "Master Tang, if I were
If I really offend Sister Nishang, then I’ll leave..."
After that, he pretended to leave.
The next second, she felt an arm wrapping around her so tightly that she couldn't get away at all.
"Master?" Feng Yuehua trembled, looked up, and met Xu Que's affectionate eyes.
I saw Xu Que's eyes blazing, with a tone of "I am the only one in the world," and he said plausibly: "This benefactor, I didn't expect you to have such deep affection for this poor monk. Even though the poor monk is always accompanied by the ancient Buddha's blue lantern."
, the heart that has been dry for a long time will inevitably become moist."
"Master, you, as long as you feel it..." Feng Yuehua swallowed a mouthful of saliva, feeling extremely horrified in her heart.
Why is this monk so different from what I think?
Aren't all monks the kind of people who shyly lower their heads when they see a woman, saying that poor monks are not close to women?
Why does this monk look like he wants to eat himself!
When Qiu Zili and Fairy Nishang saw this scene, their eyebrows jumped crazily.
Master Tang, what happened?
Bewitched by ghosts?
Before they could go up to dissuade them, Xu Que suddenly sighed with regret: "It's a pity that the poor monk has already made a great wish in front of the Buddha. He vowed not to become a Buddha until hell is empty. In this life, he can only accompany the ancient Buddha of the Green Lantern. He has no other choice.
Return to secular life and marry the girl, becoming a Taoist couple."
Feng Yuehua forced a smile: "No, it's okay... As long as I can be open to you, master will know."
It’s better if you can’t return to secular life!
Do you think I'm a fool? I really want to stay and fly with a monk like you!
In the world of immortality cultivators, it is recognized that the poorest ones are Buddhist cultivators, because they advocate the method of spiritual satisfaction and usually adopt the principle of using heaven as a bed and earth as a bed.
I, Feng Yuehua, have no interest in having sex with a poor monk like you!
Come on, you should say now that you can't live up to the girl's good intentions, so you decided to stay with her!
Feng Yuehua looked at Xu Que with expectant eyes, waiting for things to progress as she imagined.
Then, she heard Xu Que suddenly said excitedly: "How about this, the donor, you also become a nun and serve the ancient Buddha together with the poor monks. The two of us can understand Buddhism in front of the green lamp. Wouldn't it be a big deal in the world?"
Pleasure?!”
Poof!
Almost everyone couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing in unison.
When I think of Feng Yuehua, a notoriously dissolute woman, suddenly becoming a nun, the scene is really indescribably funny.
Even Ding Yong, the No. 1 big licking dog, couldn't hold back, his face twitched crazily, and he showed a smile from time to time.
Feng Yuehua took a breath of air, resisted the idea of slapping her, and said with difficulty: "Um... master, I haven't planned to become a monk yet..."
"How can you be with this poor monk if you don't become a monk?" Xu Que looked puzzled and hugged him tighter. "This poor monk takes relationships very seriously. Since the benefactor has confessed his love to me, this poor monk will definitely accept you.
No matter how many Taoist companions you had in the past, from today on, the poor monk is your only Taoist companion!"
Alas!
Do you still want me to give up the fish pond that I finally raised?
Feng Yuehua almost cursed when she suddenly felt a big hand slowly swimming behind her, and all the hairs on her body stood up.
Damn it! The dead monk took advantage of me!
Seeing Feng Yuehua's reaction, Xu Que decided to launch the final offensive.
He hugged her hard, and Feng Yuehua was close to him instantly.
Xu Que looked at the other party with the most affectionate eyes in his life, and said slowly: "Only when the mountains have no edges and the heaven and earth are in harmony can I dare to be with you. Do you know the difference between you and the stars?"
"No, I don't know..."
"The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart. Guess where the poor monk's heart is?"
"Left, left?"
"No, on your side!"
Feng Yuehua felt like she was going crazy, and tried her best to break free from Xu Que's arms, but no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't move.
She was suddenly horrified. What kind of cultivation level did this monk have?
I am at the pinnacle of Immortal Master’s cultivation, but I can’t even break free from a hug?!
Xu Que continued: "Donor, are you tired now?"
"No, I'm not tired!" Feng Yuehua looked crazy.
"But, you've been running around in this poor monk's mind all day, how can you not be tired?" Xu Que approached Feng Shuiyue, stared into her eyes, and asked word by word, "Almsgiver,
Do you know what time it is?"
Feng Yuehua felt that she was in a trance: "I, I don't know, I don't know anything..."
An evil smile appeared on Xu Que's lips, and he said in a low voice: "This is the starting point of our happiness!"
Feng Yuehua took a breath of air and burst out: "Ahhhh! I was wrong! Let me go, I really can't stand it anymore!"
Xu Que took advantage of the situation and let go of his hand, and Feng Yuehua flew past and disappeared without a trace.
Hum hum, how can you green tea whores be able to withstand the earthy love words of a poor monk?