Xu Que was the only person left in the entire hall, and he sat down casually without being polite.
But the next moment, his eyes suddenly widened, and his eyes fell on the spot where Mrs. Ya had just done.
It’s strange, why is that futon cushion different from the other ones? The color is a bit darker!
Xu Que, who had nothing to do, walked over in confusion, but as soon as his hand touched the futon, he was stunned!
Wet, actually wet!
Why is a perfectly good futon wet?
Futon! Futon!
Who are you provoking?
How could he be treated so cruelly?
Quick! Say it quickly! I will avenge you!
…
Picking up the futon, Xu Que put on a typical Sherlock Holmes frown, leaned in front of him and said seriously: "Very good! No clues at the crime scene can escape the sharp eyes of my Sherlock Holmes... The murderer seems to have left
There are a lot of traces. Huh? It’s liquid and smells... great! You can find it by just testing the DNA... However, it seems there is no DNA detector now, so use the most primitive and most effective method - smell
one time!"
Taking a long breath, Xu Que immediately knew everything, but... he actually knew everything even if he didn't hear it.
"I'll just go ahead and forget it! I'm arguing with a futon, so why am I really pretending to be cool? I don't know if it's Mrs. Ya..."
The showman Xu Que put down the futon in his hand, thought about Madam Ya's invitation for a while, returned to his place with great expectations, and pretended that he didn't find anything.
After a while, a bookboy came over and asked him to go to the backyard.
In the courtyard, Mrs. Ya had already changed into a plain brocade robe and was sitting on a stone bench with a smile, waiting for him.
However, Mrs. Ya didn't have any hint of what Xu Que had in mind. She actually talked about poetry and poetry with Xu Que, leaving Xu Que speechless!
Until it was getting close to night and the sky was getting dark, several book boys brought some side dishes.
Xu Que flipped his hand and exchanged it for two more bottles of beer. He also took out cigarettes to smoke.
There was nothing I could do. I was in a bad mood and extremely depressed. I thought it was a date for sex, but I didn’t expect that it was actually a date for dinner!
Madam Ya looked at the cigarette in Xu Que's hand and asked curiously: "Master Li, I wonder what this is?"
Xu Que raised his eyebrows and said with a wicked smile: "This is called cigarettes, do you want to try it?"
"Okay! I usually like these novel things!" Mrs. Ya suddenly became interested and eager to try them.
Xu Que also planned to prank Mrs. Ya, so he immediately took out the cigarette from his mouth and handed it to her!
Mrs. Ya's cheeks turned red, but she didn't mind. She opened her seductive red lips and put one end of the cigarette into her mouth!
"Take a slow breath, let the smoke reach your lungs, and then exhale slowly." Xu Que instructed from the side.
Then I was ready to see the scene of Mrs. Ya choking on the smoke and crying.
After all, smoking is not something you can master for the first time. Newbies often get choked in their throats!
However, when Mrs. Ya took this sip, she didn't even have the slightest intention of choking. She actually inhaled and spit it out smoothly, and immediately showed a face full of enjoyment!
Xu Que was dumbfounded. What the hell? He actually learned it in one go? His oral skills are so good...
"Mr. Li, this... this is really a magical thing. After taking one sip, although the head is slightly dizzy, it makes people feel invigorated afterwards. Could it be that this is a refreshing thing?" Mrs. Ya was very pleasantly surprised after taking two sips in a row.
road.
Xu Queqian laughed and responded: "As the saying goes, 'A cigarette after a meal is better than a living god.' Since Madam also likes to smoke, I will give this pack of cigarettes to Madam!"
"Thank you, sir!" Mrs. Ya did not refuse and accepted the cigarette with a smile!
Immediately, the two took advantage of the night sky to chat!
Mrs. Ya looked at the stars in the night sky and couldn't help but said in anticipation: "Master Li, I wonder if you can write a poem so that I can feel it again!"
"sure!"
Xu Que was also very open-minded. Since he couldn't get a date, he should just show off!
He stood up, faced the newly emerged moon, and said loudly: "There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, I think it is frost on the ground! Look up at the bright moon, lower your head and miss your hometown!"
Mrs. Ya was slightly startled, realizing the emotion in the poem, and realized that this was a poem about homesickness. She couldn't help but sigh quietly: "Does Mr. Li want to go home?"
"No!" Xu Que shook his head.
"Then why is there a sense of homesickness between the lines in this poem? Could it be that Mr. Li is looking at the night sky and missing his hometown?" Mrs. Ya asked in astonishment.
"That's not true. Madam made a mistake."
Xu Que shook his head again and said seriously: "This poem actually says that there is a girl named Mingyue in front of the bed who has stripped naked. Her skin is as white and tender as the white frost on the ground. He raised his head and looked at the naked girl Mingyue.
…”
"..." Mrs. Ya was suddenly stunned!
What a poem, but... it was actually interpreted like this?
A girl named Mingyue has taken off all her clothes. Could it be that... Mr. Li is hinting at me?
Thinking of this, Mrs. Ya blushed instantly.
Although she is no longer a little girl, she is still Yunying's unmarried body.
In fact, it is not right to say that. It can only be said that Mrs. Ya is a virgin. As the eldest princess of the late emperor, she was ordered by the late emperor to marry the God of Fire who protected the Huo Yuan Kingdom in the Ancestral Temple. Although it was just a ceremony.
, but it represents the belief of the people of the entire Fire Nation in the God of Fire.
Therefore, Mrs. Ya must respect the last emperor's order, not to marry again for the rest of her life, and to keep her integrity for the "God of Fire". Otherwise, if she loses her integrity, it is said that the entire Huo Yuan Kingdom will lose the blessing of the God of Fire.
It is precisely because of this that Mrs. Ya, a good-natured young girl, turned into a charming young woman, which is enough to make two generations of scholars elusive and can only watch from a distance but not play with her.
But when Mrs. Huiya heard Xu Que say such explicit and provocative words, she surprisingly didn't feel disgusted at all. Instead, she felt expectant and uneasy inside.
Are you really willing to celebrate festivals for an illusory god of fire for so many years? Is it really worth it?
Although Mrs. Ya had thought about this problem before, she had never met a man like the wind in front of her who could make her tremble from the very soul like Li Bai. He was simply unparalleled in splendor, extremely knowledgeable, and suave...
Holding her breath, Mrs. Ya seemed to be making some painful and tangled decision. After a few breaths, she said in a mosquito voice: "Li... Mr. Li, I... I am not ready yet, can we talk about it later?"
"ah?"
Xu Que was stunned for a moment, and then looking at Mrs. Ya's shy side, he immediately understood that the other party really thought that he was giving hints to tease her.
Actually, you think I'm flirting with girls? Actually, I'm pretending to be cool all the time!
Xu Que immediately smiled and said: "Okay, okay, we have a long time to come. If Madam likes poems and songs, if there is a chance in the future, I can naturally tell Madam about it!"
"Master Li is indeed a true gentleman!" Mrs. Ya responded with a smile.
Xu Que's mouth twitched and he didn't say anything more!
After all, in a few days, it would be the day for the princess to recruit her consort, and he would have to fight the Fire Emperor, so he didn't want to go too far with Mrs. Ya.
Otherwise, in a situation like today, Xu Que would have used his method of flirting with girls long ago and succeeded!
…
After dinner, Xu Que took the initiative to get up and say goodbye, deciding to go back to the inn to sleep.
Although Mrs. Ya was reluctant to leave, she did not dare to really leave Xu Que behind and watch him leave.
Afterwards, she returned to the yard, sat in front of the stone table, pondered for a few breaths, and lit a cigarette again.
"This thing is really amazing. I can take it to the prime minister's wife and several generals' wives to try it tomorrow!"