Chapter 2 It's so fucking exciting to run away after pretending
"Ah... thief! You, please stop."
The woman screamed immediately. She never expected that she would be bullied like this at the foot of Tianwuzong Mountain in broad daylight.
"You should scream! I don't think anyone will come to save you even if you scream until your throat is broken..."
Xu Que narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at her with a smile.
Of course, he simply wanted to disgust the other party and avenge the frustration of being chased just now.
"Whizzing!"
At this moment, several piercing sounds suddenly came from the distant cloud sky, and then three rays of light cut through the sky, falling towards this side like meteors.
"I dare you, rat."
"Stop it."
Two stern shouts rang out at the same time, suddenly thundering in Xu Que's mind, followed by a powerful pressure, like a mountain bearing down on him, which shocked him so much that his face turned pale and he almost fell to his knees.
Immediately afterwards, three old men with childlike faces and gray hair appeared in front of Xu Que.
One of the old women had the most sinister look on her face, staring coldly at Xu Que, which actually made Xu Que feel like he was in hell, as if his life was firmly in someone's hands, as small as an ant.
Strong!
Damn it! These old guys are absolutely awesome!
Feeling the coercion coming from the three of them, Xu Que immediately knew that he would definitely not be able to defeat them.
"You are so bold and evil, you dare to do evil at the foot of my Tianwuzong Mountain. Today I will do justice for heaven."
The old woman snorted coldly, raised her palm, and a fire snake sprang out, swept out along her arm, and flew towards Xu Que with its hot and majestic breath.
"I'll choke you! Old woman, are you so cruel? Are you going to start a fight at the slightest disagreement?"
Xu Que's expression changed, and he immediately gathered his unearthed energy, his feet seemed to blend into the earth, and he quickly dodged away.
But the fiery snake came back again, suddenly split into two, turned its head and opened its huge mouth, blocking his retreat, and surged towards him.
Xu Que took a breath of cold air, this old woman clearly wanted to kill him!
Damn it, who did I offend?
Xu Que was very unhappy, but he had to run, otherwise his life would be at stake.
With a "swish" sound, almost all the earth energy was poured out from under his feet, and his body passed between the two fire snakes in an extremely dangerous manner. He was extremely horrified and felt as if he had narrowly escaped death. His back was unknowingly soaked in cold sweat.
Wet.
But his hiding caused a hint of horror in the eyes of the three old men.
"How can this be?"
"This kid is only at the tenth level of Qi training, but he was able to evade the pursuit of the Red-trained Fire Snake twice in such a short period of time. How did he achieve such speed?" The two old men beside the old woman asked in shock.
The old woman snorted coldly: "Just now, I sensed that this person has the aura of earth in him. People from Tu Yuan Kingdom are good at this kind of earth escape method. He must be a spy sent by Tu Yuan Kingdom."
"Master, wait a minute, that man just claimed to be the Huo Yuan Kingdom's consort, and he also has a token." The woman said hurriedly.
She knew that if the guy in front of her was really the Huo Yuan Kingdom's consort, if he was killed by his master, the royal family would probably use this as an excuse to attack the Tianwu Sect.
"Hua Ma? Ha, as far as I know, the Huo Yuan Kingdom's consort is a proud son of heaven who is rare in a thousand years. He has already entered the golden elixir stage at the age of eighteen. At this moment, he should be practicing in seclusion in the palace. How can he be such a young man?
Who can compare with this generation? Xueru, you have never been down the mountain and have very little experience. In the future, you need to remember not to believe others' words." The old woman looked at the woman, with a trace of fondness in her eyes.
"It turns out he is a liar." The woman's eyes suddenly widened and she looked at Xu Que angrily.
At this time, the old woman also glanced at Xu Que, who was not far away. She seemed to have thought of something. She turned her palm and a rope appeared out of thin air, with golden light shining and brilliant light.
This made Xu Que's eyes widen. Look at the luster and the quality. The magic weapon is definitely a legendary magic weapon!
"Xueru, my teacher will lend you a piece of immortal rope. Come and capture him." The old woman said as the golden rope in her hand floated up and fell towards Tang Xueru.
Tang Xueru was startled, this is one of the master's most precious magic weapons! Once this rope is released, even those in the golden elixir stage will have to be subdued. However, with the master's cultivation, it is easy to take down this lewd thief, why not take action?
Soon, she reacted.
With the master's cultivation and status, it is really not suitable for him to take action. If word spreads, he will be laughed at and said that he is bullying the small. But it is different to use a magic weapon to make his move. It is justifiable and can ensure the capture of this thief.
Master is indeed a man of great wisdom.
Thinking of this, Tang Xueru caught the fairy-tying rope with one hand, glanced at Xu Que with her beautiful eyes, and shouted softly: "The lewd thief, why don't you hurry up and catch him."
Xu Que's mouth twitched!
Shu your sister, Shu, you keep calling me a whore and a thief. If I just surrender, aren't I asking for my own death? No way.
He rolled his eyes and sneered: "I am the consort of the Huo Yuan Kingdom. You want to capture my consort with just a broken rope? Isn't it too underestimated? If you have the guts, just take a step closer to me and give it a try? I will
Just stand here and let you tie me up!"
Broken rope?
Not only Tang Xueru was present, but also the old woman and the other two old men had their expressions darkened.
This bundle of immortal rope was personally refined by the leader of their Tianwu Sect, and it is a high-level magic weapon. But now it is called a broken rope by a rat, which is simply an insult to the Tianwu Sect.
"You are seeking death yourself!"
Tang Xueru immediately gave a deep shout, and rose into the air. The rope that bound the immortals sprang out like a snake, and flew towards Xu Que at lightning speed.
"Hey, host 'Xu Que' failed to show off, so no reward will be given for this behavior."
"Nah... if you don't show off, you'll get fucked! It's better to leave first."
Xu Que cursed secretly, turned around and ran away.
"Xue Ru, use the flying sword to seal his retreat." Suddenly, the old woman reminded him and directly used Xu Que to teach his apprentice practical skills.
Tang Xueru understood at once, and used two things at once, urging the flying sword to shoot towards Xu Que.
Xu Que suddenly became unhappy and yelled: "You old fool, are you afraid that your apprentice can't defeat me? I tell you, if you can catch me today, I won't believe Xu."
"Don't curse my master."
Tang Xueru yelled angrily, and the flying sword instantly became more fierce.
The old woman's face became increasingly gloomy.
Xu Que quickly took out a talisman from the system package, which was the "Elementary Divine Movement Escape Talisman" rewarded by the system. He immediately became confident, thinking of a classic pretentious saying, and shouted:
"Thirty years to the east of the river and thirty to the west of the river. Don't bully young people into poverty. Just wait for me. One day I want you to kneel in front of me and sing conquest."
After saying that, just as the fairy rope was about to touch his back, the divine escape talisman in his hand burst out with a bright light, and with a "whoosh" sound, Xu Que disappeared from the spot.
The Immortal Binding Rope lost its target and suddenly fell from the air.
Tang Xueru and the three old men were stunned on the spot.
"This... what kind of magic weapon is this?"
"Could it be the long-lost Shuchichishin Talisman? How... is this possible?"
"Quickly, send someone to search for me. He will definitely not be able to run far. This kid has a rare treasure and must not fall into the hands of others." The old woman shouted loudly, and then turned into a stream of light and rose into the sky.
…
At the same time, in a dimly lit secret room, a human figure fell to the ground out of thin air, it was Xu Que.
"Damn it! This talisman is so easy to use! Haha... Those old immortals must be confused now, right? Just run away after pretending to be cool. It's so damn exciting!"
Seeing that it was safe for the time being, Xu Que burst out laughing, and at the same time, a system prompt sounded in his ears.
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool and gaining 1 point of pretending."
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for achieving the achievement of 'pretend to be cool and run away', and will be rewarded with 10 points of pretentiousness."
Xu Que was stunned and laughed again: "Haha, this pretense is worth it!"
He was in a good mood, stood up and looked around.
I saw boxes of various sizes placed all over the floor, exuding the fragrance of fragrant wood, which looked very extraordinary.
Xu Que was happy and was about to take a step to check something out. When he looked up, he found a plaque hanging on the roof beam above, with six characters engraved in flying phoenixes - Tianwuzong Treasure Pavilion!
Damn it, I accidentally ended up in someone else's treasure house.
This... this is so embarrassing! After all, I am not the kind of person who is sneaky!
So Xu Que stared straight-eyed and rushed towards the pile of wooden box treasure chests as if the devils were entering the village.
Opening the first long rectangular box, a sharp sword with red light appeared in front of him, with wisps of red light flowing on the blade like magma. He knew at a glance that it was not an ordinary sword.
"Take it, you must take it."
Xu Que was overjoyed and used his mind to operate the system, opened the package and put the flying sword inside.
Then he opened the second wooden box and found several bottles of pills with "Ju Yuan Dan" written on them.
"Now I'm rich."
Xu Que was so happy that he couldn't help but put all the elixirs into the system package and ran to other treasure boxes.
It wasn't until he finished opening most of the treasure boxes in the treasure pavilion that he suddenly discovered that the space grid of the system package was limited. A different item would occupy a square space, so there was no way to pack everything.
"This is so embarrassing! If you don't take these treasures left, you will be punished by God."
"No, we must not waste it. We have to think of a way..."
Xu Que sat down on the ground unwillingly and began to think about it.
After a moment, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said in surprise: "Yes, take out all the elixirs and eat them, and the rest can be put in."
Just as he was told, Xu Que immediately opened the system package, took out all the elixirs, and vacated a large square grid, and then hid other wooden treasure chests inside.
Soon, he moved the entire treasure pavilion away, leaving only a dozen small wooden boxes containing various elixirs.
Xu Que thought for a while and felt that medicine should not be taken randomly, so he should try one first.
So he opened a bottle of "Juyuan Pill" and poured out only one dark pill. He stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it like candy, but he couldn't feel the slightest taste.
With a "gu" sound, he swallowed the elixir, but he couldn't help but frown, and said doubtfully: "It's strange, not only does it have no taste, but I don't feel anything after eating it. Could it be that it has expired?"
"Try eating one more..."
While muttering to himself, he opened the second bottle of Juyuan Dan...
The third bottle...
The fourth bottle...
After finishing all ten bottles of Ju Yuan Dan, Xu Que could only feel that his stomach was a little full, but he didn't feel anything else.
"I don't believe it anymore. Try these bottles of Guiyuan Pill again, um, and the Body Tempering Pill..."
He began to swallow the pills crazily, one after another, one after another...
"Clang!"
Suddenly, the door of the Treasure Pavilion was pushed open, and a handsome young man wearing a green robe and a sword at his waist appeared at the door.
Xu Que was startled, and the two men immediately looked at each other.
juvenile:"……"
Xu Que: "..."
Time seems to stand still at this moment!
"Well……"
At this time, Xu Que's throat moved, he swallowed the last few pills, looked at the young man outside the door, and let out a long belch.