A majestic flame was suddenly released from the Fire Emperor's body, covering his whole body to cover up his shame!
But the angry expression on his face looked very ferocious at this moment!
Xu Que's unscrupulous style of play would make anyone angry. It's so tasteless! It's also too inconsistent with the routine.
What about the promised killing sword?
As a result, he picked out other people's clothes and stabbed them. In the world of immortal cultivation, this kind of thing can only be done by a person with no character like him. Other monks simply disdain this despicable method.
Princess Yanyang and Zixuan were also moved. The Fire Emperor was the king of a country, and he was humiliated by Xu Que one after another. No matter what the outcome was today, the Huo Yuan Kingdom would be embarrassed.
Concubine Huan's eyes widened even more. She knew Xu Que best back then and was horrified in her heart.
Is this guy really still the shy, reserved, humble and polite boy he was back then?
They had only been separated for less than a year, how could this person change so much and be so unrestrained.
"Hahaha, Dog Emperor, you... tsk tsk tsk..."
At this time, Xu Que's laughter could be heard in the sky.
Xu Que remembered how the Fire Emperor was naked just now, and he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Everyone was very surprised. What was Xu Que doing? He suddenly laughed loudly. What was he laughing at?
"Everyone! Everyone... I'm a little tired after fighting for a long time! Why don't I tell you a story about this dog emperor?" Xu Que narrowed his eyes and stopped laughing.
Talking about the past again?
Damn, how many palace secrets does Xu Que know?
Everyone has a taste for gossip, especially the secret past events in the palace and courtyard. Who doesn’t like to hear it? Who doesn’t want to hear it?
However, on the surface, everyone did not dare to agree or act like they were very interested, but they had already pricked up their ears, waiting to hear what else Xu Que could tell about the Fire Emperor's past.
"Huh? You're not saying anything! That means you want to hear it by default! Come on! Dog Emperor, if you don't speak after I count three times, it means you agree with me to tell this matter..."
Saying that, Xu Que quickly shouted three times: "One, two, three! Okay! It seems you agree! Then I really said it..."
Xu Que's shameless behavior immediately opened the eyes of everyone present. The Fire Emperor was almost vomiting blood down there.
I’ve seen shameless ones!
Never seen such shamelessness!
However, Xu Que didn't care what others thought and said with gusto: "Once, the Dog Emperor seemed to be feeling a little unwell and specially summoned the imperial doctor..."
When the people below heard this, they thought, oh! Are you talking about the Fire Emperor seeing a doctor? However, the Fire Emperor has already passed the infant stage and his body is indestructible. How can he still get sick?
Eighty percent of what I am going to say was fabricated by this wicked guy.
However, the majority of people who like to listen to gossip don’t care if this is true or false!
After all, he is the consort who has lived in the palace for so long! Especially the secrets about the Fire Emperor's medical treatment are only known to the prince and princess consort who have stayed in the palace.
Therefore, everyone wanted to hear what Xu Gaogao said about the disease that the Fire Emperor had caused when he called the imperial doctor.
And Xu Que is worthy of being a good storyteller at deceiving people!
As soon as he saw that everyone's attention had been attracted, he immediately smiled. Since it had whetted everyone's appetite, he continued: "The Dog Emperor secretly summoned the imperial physician, and then spoke to him very seriously.
He said, no matter what you see, you must not laugh. Do you understand? The imperial doctor nodded firmly and said that he would not laugh. But the dog emperor was still worried. He emphasized again that if anyone dares to laugh, he will be killed.
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Hearing this, everyone was even more surprised. What kind of disease did the Fire Emperor suffer from? He actually asked the imperial doctor not to laugh like this?
"After repeated assurances from the imperial physician that he would not laugh, the Dog Emperor finally called him over and slowly took off his pants."
Xu Que continued to talk about this, and suddenly looked down at the Fire Emperor who was wrapped in fireworks, and said with a smile: "As soon as the imperial doctor saw the Dog Emperor's lower body, he couldn't help but burst into laughter, and laughed back.
She shouted, 'So small? Hahaha... Why is it so small...'..."
After Xu Que finished speaking, everyone present looked at the Fire Emperor in unison. Although the fire was dazzling and blocked a lot, they still vaguely saw something. Sure enough, it was... ahem, it was indeed a little smaller!
However, this is nothing!
No matter how young the Fire Emperor is, no one dares to laugh at him!
But when Xu Que told it as a joke, some people couldn't help but laugh.
boom!
"That's unreasonable! Why are you laughing? If you laugh again, I will pull you all out and kill them all!"
The Fire Emperor, who was already furious, immediately showed his power and shouted angrily at everyone.
But who would have thought that when he was so angry, Xu Que pointed at him and shouted: "Yes, yes! After the imperial doctor laughed at that time, the Dog Emperor said so in anger. If you laugh again, you will be beheaded.
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This situation!
After Xu Que said this, everyone felt as if they were really at the scene. They saw an imperial doctor who was laughing wildly and the Fire Emperor who was furious with embarrassment.
But this time, the Fire Emperor was really angry, and he had already turned his anger on those who were laughing.
Immediately, the small group of people who couldn't help laughing immediately covered their mouths and their faces turned red from holding back. At this time, no matter how funny they thought it was, they couldn't laugh!
"Yes, yes! Even if you are like this, imperial doctors are also human beings! It's not easy for imperial doctors! When you see such funny things, you can't even try to laugh at them. Isn't this all... alas! They were all given to this dog emperor.
So hard..."
Xu Que sighed, shook his head, and continued: "It's not easy! The imperial doctor held back his laughter, there was nothing he could do, otherwise his life would be dead! Then, he took a deep breath, squatted down, and looked at the little dog emperor.
The little thing cautiously asked, 'Your Majesty, what's wrong with your dragon root? Can you tell me now?'..."
When he said this, the people below were really intrigued by Xu Que's curiosity. They were both afraid of the Fire Emperor's anger and wanted to know what happened to the Fire Emperor here.
The Fire Emperor glared angrily, but he didn't want to waste his dragon energy and disrupt his plan just because of Xu Que's nonsense and slander. Therefore, at this moment, he still held back, even though the anger in his heart had already
It was about to explode, but he still held back!
He knew that as long as what he planned in his heart succeeded, Xu Que would definitely die!
At this moment, Xu Que suddenly smiled and continued what he had just said:
"The imperial doctor squatted down and asked the dog emperor what was wrong? But the dog emperor was still worried and insisted, after I said it, you are not allowed to laugh, you must not laugh. At this time, the imperial doctor felt that he had
After controlling it, isn't it because the bottom is so small? I have already digested this fact and will never laugh, so I promised that Wei Chen will never laugh again.
At this moment, the Dog Emperor felt a little relieved, and then pointed at his lower body and said to the imperial doctor, my dragon root... is swollen!"
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[Oops, I was seriously injured after staying up late last night, so the update was late! I apologize to everyone, there will be an update tonight, so don’t worry! Mmmah!]