Xu Que's face was naturally speechless, and it had reached its peak.
The ability to tell lies with open eyes must be superb!
From beginning to end, Xu Que has been implementing a truth, that is, "If a person is shameless, he is invincible."
However, fortunately, he was just communicating with the empress, and was not heard by Princess Yanyang and Zixuan. Otherwise, it would have been exposed that Li Bai was also him, so everyone would probably be in awe of his shamelessness at this moment!
The empress didn't pay much attention, just thinking that Xu Que was a naughty junior, she smiled lightly and shook her head, but she still looked at Xu Que with bright eyes.
Xu Que felt guilty and looked away.
Suddenly, he stared at the Vulcan statue, and exclaimed as if he had deliberately changed the subject, as if he had just discovered it and shouted: "Huh? Everyone, look at it! This statue has a broken arm!"
"..."
The empress was startled.
Everyone present was also startled.
The statue has a broken arm?
Yes!
We know this!
It just blew up!
We are not blind, what are you telling us to do?
Xu Que held his chin and said seriously: "This is too inconsistent and not beautiful enough! It affects the aesthetics very much and has no artistic sense at all! Alas! It seems I have to take action after all!"
"You take action? What are you going to do?"
The empress was stunned again and had a bad feeling.
"It's nothing, little girl! Look how hard it is for you to come all the way here to watch me show off! I can't let you go back empty-handed, right? Come on... I'll give you a souvenir!"
Xu Que blinked and smiled, then rolled up his sleeves and suddenly rushed towards the statue of the god on the rooftop.
After the statue came out, its huge body penetrated the restriction, and its upper body was completely unprotected.
Xu Que flew towards the statue so suddenly, and everyone was stunned again.
What on earth is this guy going to do?
He flew towards the statue of the God of Fire. Could it be that he wanted to...
No!
impossible!
If you disrespect the statue of the God of Fire, you will be punished by God!
However, almost everyone present had an ominous premonition welling up from the bottom of their hearts unconsciously.
really……
Xu Que took out a sharp sword out of thin air, came to the statue in an instant, and chopped off the intact arm!
"boom!"
The entire stone statue's arm was cut off and fell heavily.
The whole place fell silent for a moment, and there was no sound!
The arm of the stone statue was cut off cleanly, and then fell mercilessly. Also falling with it was everyone's hanging hearts...
It’s over!
It’s really over now!
Everyone was stunned.
This guy... really dares to destroy the statue of a god?
This is a great disrespect to God and will lead to retaliation.
The empress' face was also condensed. Just now, she was worried that Xu Que would do something immoral again, but she didn't expect that this little guy would actually go and destroy the statue!
Xu Que had only disrespected the statues in words before, so maybe nothing would really happen.
But now that he has attacked the statue, the empress cannot remain calm. This will really lead to revenge. If he cannot survive the tribulation in the future, I will kill him to death!
"Xu Que, stop it!"
The empress shouted via voice transmission.
"How dare you...how dare you do this to a god?"
The Fire Emperor was also furious, pointing at Xu Que and roaring.
Xu Que didn't care at all, and said calmly: "God damn it, I'm leaving you a great work of art. Have you ever heard of the Venus statue? It's just a statue without two hands... Forget it.
I can tell at a glance that you are ignorant, so today I will show mercy and help you complete this great work of art!"
"First of all, this hairstyle is wrong. The hair is too long!"
As he spoke, Xu Que already held the sharp sword in his hand, raised it again, and raised it to the level of the top of the statue's head, and used the sharp sword against the stone statue's hair.
Whoosh!
The sword was as fast as light. Seeing wisps of stone chips falling from the sky, the Vulcan statue's hair became shorter and shorter, and finally turned into a short-haired man. Everyone in the audience was extremely dumbfounded.
This guy...cut the hair of a god?
He is really crazy!
God will not let him go!
…
However, after Xu Que finished trimming his hair, the old god looked at the statue carefully and seemed to remember something. He looked very serious and said to himself: "I almost forgot that Venus is a statue of the goddess. This statue
My breasts are too flat, I need to do some extra work! But what should I use as breasts? By the way... I have them! It’s just a good time to reuse waste..."
After saying that, he picked up the severed arm, patted it into ashes in the air, added some water, mixed it into a ball of white mud, patted it directly on the chest of the statue, and piled it up bit by bit...
…
"Okay, let's go back and repair the clothes, and it will be a perfect statue of Venus. This is art!"
Xu Que clapped his hands and rushed back to the empress.
Everyone in the audience had dull expressions on their faces, and they were extremely dumbfounded after seeing a brand new statue born in front of them.
I have to say that this new statue does look a little different.
It seems to have an indescribable smell, and it seems to be even more beautiful than before.
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool and gaining 150 points of pretending!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool and gaining 180 points of pretending!"
"Ding, the host has obtained the 'Hate of the God of Fire', please take care of it when you go through tribulations in the future!"
The system prompt sounded in Xu Que's mind.
Xu Que was immediately stunned!
What the hell?
Are you really interested in the God of Fire?
This is so evil!
But there is nothing to be afraid of when it comes to overcoming tribulations. No matter how difficult it is, I can still crush it. After all, I am the King of Thunder and Lightning!
Anyway, this time Benbi Wang can be regarded as dedicating himself to art.
If you want to do it, come and do it!
Just a god of fire!
Feel free to be angry and hateful!
Do you think this king is afraid of you?
"How about it? Little girl...this extremely precious limited edition statue of the goddess Venus is given to you. Do you like it?"
After taking a good look at his masterpiece, Xu Que turned around and winked at the empress, smiling and claiming credit.
"This statue has no hands..."
The empress smiled bitterly and said.
"What's wrong with having no hands? Let me tell you! You just don't understand! This statue of the goddess Venus is especially precious because of its broken arms. Come on... set up the stools, you... all of you,
Come and listen to the class!"
Pointing to the two severed arms of the statue, Xu Que said with a serious expression: "If these two arms are growing perfectly on top, can this be called beauty? That would be too normal and ordinary.
On the contrary... take a look! Now like this, two arms are missing, this is the beauty of imperfection! Isn't life the same sometimes? It is because of imperfections that beauty is too complete and perfect, but it falls into the cliché..."