"Lao Cai is so reliable. I can recharge the phone bill of more than 20,000 yuan as soon as I ask!"
Xu Que looked pleased and sat happily on the roof of the inn, watching the "movie" slowly being sent over.
However, given the current internet speed, it would be impossible to finish sending this "movie" in less than four or five days.
This made Xu Que a little worried. He couldn't just wait here for four or five days without doing anything, right?
Even if he agrees, Ergouzi may not be willing to cooperate!
"Hey, there's a way!"
Suddenly, Xu Que's eyes lit up, and he immediately called up the system interface: "System, give me ten powerful sleeping pills, one with chocolate flavor and one with shit flavor!"
Then he walked towards Er Gouzi, put the sleeping pill to his mouth, and said softly: "Er Gouzi, come here, let me eat delicious chocolate for you..."
Before he finished speaking, Ergouzi, who was in a coma, subconsciously opened his mouth and swallowed the eleven powerful sleeping pills in Xu Que's hand like a storm.
"I'll wipe it! It seems like I fed you too much!" Xu Que was suddenly startled.
One pill of the powerful sleeping pills produced by these systems is enough to make an elephant sleep for more than ten days. If Ergouzi swallowed eleven pills at once, he might have to sleep for a year and a half, right?
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, that's fine, it will save you the trouble of being annoying every day!"
Xu Que smiled, put his cell phone next to Er Gouzi, and at the same time deployed the spiritual formation on the roof of the inn again, then turned and left.
For seven consecutive days, Xu Que lived a life of wealth and drunkenness in the palace.
When I have nothing to do, I run back and forth between Madam Ya and Su Yunlan's bedroom. Occasionally I have to flirt with Su Ling'er, and finally I have to get chocolates for Su Xiaoqi!
It wasn't until the eighth day that he remembered about the mobile phone and returned to the roof of the inn.
Sure enough, Ergouzi was still sleeping soundly. He didn't know what he was dreaming about, but his saliva was all over the floor.
Xu Que walked past it wordlessly and picked up his phone to check.
What shocked him was that the phone had completely lost signal, but he could still see that the "movie" was sent successfully, but because of the loss of signal, he did not receive any reply on WeChat.
"what's the situation?"
Xu Que couldn't help but frown. Logically speaking, since the "movie" could be sent successfully, it meant that the previous signal was fine, and something must have happened in the middle.
Hey, wait, signal!
Xu Que suddenly reacted and turned to look at Er Gouzi, only to find that Er Gouzi's sleeping posture had not changed and his feet were still touching the antenna.
But the next moment, Xu Que was dumbfounded.
One of the four signal boosters previously given out in the growth gift package turned black.
"Holy crap, this...isn't this damn burned out?"
Xu Que's eyes widened immediately, and he hurriedly picked up the antenna, put it back into the system package, and asked: "System, take a look at this signal booster. I think we can still save it!"
"Ding, after testing, this prop has been damaged and cannot be repaired!" The system responded quickly.
"What the hell? Isn't this a scam? I've already sent out my movie, and I don't know how it's doing at the box office, but I'm actually losing contact with the earth again? No, you have to pay me another signal booster!" Xu Queyi
Face crazy.
Obviously, his proposal was ruthlessly rejected by the system.
Xu Que was very annoyed. Of course, the box office was not the most important thing. The key issue now was that he didn't even contact his sister and just lost contact with the earth. Wouldn't it mean that all the hard work was in vain?
"Mom sells batches! I'm so angry!"
Xu Que clenched his fists and glanced at the sky!
There are only two options left now.
Either practice and upgrade quickly and get a growth gift package, or kill the powerful people in the Mahayana stage, get a mysterious gift package, and get a signal booster from the gift package.
Either continue to show off, collect enough show value as soon as possible, upgrade the system to version 10.0, then obtain the Sky Breaking Talisman, and return directly to Earth.
However, these two methods are not easy to achieve.
"It seems we can't continue to be idle. It's time to go back to the Four Continents!" Xu Que pondered for a moment, put away his mobile phone and all signal boosters, picked up the sleeping Ergouzi, turned around and rushed towards the palace again.
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And at this moment, on earth!
The film directed by Lao Cai has been filmed and completed, and he also successfully received the "movie" from Xu Que!
After reading it that day, I just stayed at home for two days and two nights!
From his professional point of view, this so-called "movie" is simply a fighter jet among trash and the king of bad movies among bad movies.
I can’t complain about the plot. The key is that the protagonist’s acting is too exaggerated and too pretentious.
But there were two bright spots that made him frightened.
"Such powerful special effects, coupled with those four beautiful heroines, are all included in such a bad movie. It is simply...a shame for the film industry!"
Lao Cai was extremely crazy, and at the same time, he was also shocked in his heart!
The special effects throughout the film are of such high quality, whether it is the scenes or the dazzling magic techniques during the fights, they are lifelike and just like the real thing. Looking at the entire planet, no team can do it.
Moreover, each of the four female characters has extraordinary temperament and invincible appearance, which is enough to amaze the world.
Lao Cai could not imagine how much turmoil this movie would cause in the industry if it were released. The consequences would be unimaginable!
"That's all, I can't contact this guy now anyway. I'll use his name to help him send a video, so as not to have a group of big guys come to mess with me later!" Finally, Lao Cai gritted his teeth and copied the video to his computer.
Start editing.
In just three days, he tried his best to edit the plot of the entire film to the point where it was eye-catching, and then sent it for review!
Two months later, the film was successfully released in China.
Sure enough, on the day it was released, it immediately caused an uproar among countless viewers.
The next day, the Internet was already in a quarrel about this film.
"Wuri, who the hell made this movie?"
"There is really no one left in this bloody plot!"
"Please remember this name, director Xu Que, screenwriter Xu Que!"
"Is the director sick? Such a bad movie actually uses such awesome special effects."
"Damn it, when I watched it, I almost thought I was in the world of Xianxia!"
"To be fair, I won't complain about the plot, but the special effects are really nothing to say!"
"Not only are the special effects awesome! The actors in it are amazing!"
"What's the name of the actor who plays Su Ling'er? Waiting online, urgent!"
"Please help me clarify my doubts. Who played Mrs. Ya? She is so charming. When I watched the movie, I was so shameful that I changed my mind!"
"You beasts, why are you so shameless? May I ask who plays Su Yunlan? I have taken off my pants and prepared toilet paper. I am just waiting for her resources."
"May I ask which little brother played Xu Yanzu? He is so handsome!"
"Xu Yanzu, you will be my idol from now on!"
"Bah, Xu Yanzu is just a pretty boy, and his acting skills are really disappointing now!"
"That's right! The little fresh meat can only be judged by his face!"
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There are all kinds of discussions on the Internet.
In addition to complaining about the film's waste of special effects and actors, most people were asking about the character actors in it.
However, when Xu Que was filming, he did not use his appearance on Earth, but used his true appearance in the world of immortality. No matter how hard netizens tried to humanize him, they could never find him.
On the contrary, the name "Xu Que" frightened many people.
For example, Xu Que's college classmates and high school classmates were all shocked when they learned that he passed away six years ago.
There are many people with the same name, but before the movie was released, Xu Que's WeChat Moments posted a selfie, and the "husky" in the selfie was the villain Ergou in the movie.
son.
A few days later, the box office of Xu Que's movie skyrocketed on Earth, and its popularity continued to rise, beating countless movies by big names at the same time.
Even countless big shots in the film industry were alarmed.
Zhang Ye, a certain great director: "Quickly, find me the special effects production team for this movie. I'm going to be number one on the world's celebrity list!"
An investor: "Quickly find the leading actors in this movie. If anyone can get them, I will spend money to invest in the movie!"
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While the earth was in chaos, Xu Que, the person involved, also received a huge surprise.
In the past few days, he has already taken Mrs. Ya, Su Yunlan, and the two sisters Su Ling'er on the road to Shuiyuan Kingdom to meet Jiang Hongyan.
But along the way, the system beeps in Xu Que's mind never stopped.
In just a few days, the pretense value he gained reached 300,000, which scared Xu Que to the point where he smoked several mutated fake cigarettes one after another.
As a result, the pretense value doubled, and a total of more than 600,000 points were gained!
"It must be Lao Cai who took the movie to be released! This is a huge profit!"
Xu Que thought to himself, with a smile on his lips: "With this, the day of returning to Earth is really just around the corner! Earthlings, tremble! Your emperor is coming back!"
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Half a month later, Xu Que successfully returned to Shuiyuan Kingdom with the girls.
After preparing to join the empress, they set off to return to the four continents.
However, when Xu Que stepped into the Shuiyuan Kingdom Palace, he realized something was wrong. He couldn't sense Jiang Hongyan's aura.
"What's going on? Has she gone out?" Xu Que was startled, and suddenly he had an ominous premonition in his heart!
"Xu Que, what's wrong?" At this time, Mrs. Ya saw that something was wrong with Xu Que and asked.
Xu Que shook his head: "It's okay, let's go in first!"
With that said, he took the girls to the back hall of the Shuiyuan Kingdom Palace.
Although Jiang Hongyan was not there, Zixuan was still there, and Xu Que couldn't help but quicken his pace.
However, when he arrived at the back hall, before he could speak, Zixuan hurried up and said with an extremely anxious look: "Xu Que, why are you back just now? Something may have happened to my sister!"
"What?" Xu Que's expression suddenly changed. With Jiang Hongyan's strength, could something happen?
He immediately asked in a deep voice: "What happened?"
Zixuan shook her head: "I don't know. My sister has been practicing since you left. Yesterday, she suddenly found me and said that she remembered something important. She wanted to go back to the Four Continents first and asked you not to wait for her anymore.
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Don't wait for her?
Xu Que was stunned for a moment. These words vaguely made him feel more uneasy.
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