Chapter 846 There is a dog called Ergouzi [4500 months
"Um?"
Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan immediately looked at each other, with the same expression on their faces - surprise!
Very surprised!
The shouts coming from the distance sometimes mentioned dogs, sometimes dog urine, and then wolves!
Don’t these characteristics refer to Ergouzi?
Looking at the world, there is no one who looks like a dog but claims to be a wolf and dares to pee on other people's heads. Apart from Ergouzi, there is really no other dog like this!
But something’s not right either!
This is the road to immortality. Ergouzi is on the four continents, how could he get in?
"Are they talking about Ergouzi?" Jiang Hongyan looked at Xu Que and asked in surprise.
Even she thought of Er Gouzi when she heard it, which made Xu Que think that it was probably true!
"Let's go and have a look!" Xu Que immediately stepped forward and rushed over with Jiang Hongyan.
Soon, Xu Que saw a group of Fusion Stage monks running forward on an ancient road ahead.
Some of them had wet heads, a stale smell, and angry faces.
But looking around, I could only see these monks running around, and Ergouzi was not seen!
"Fellow Taoist, what happened? How did I hear that you were chasing a dog?" Xu Que immediately grabbed one of the young monks who had not been wetted and asked with a kind face.
The monk had no intention of chasing the dog, so he simply stopped and said helplessly: "We were resting under that tree just now, and unexpectedly a dog suddenly appeared, stood on the tree and peed, and shouted that he wanted to become an immortal.
Unfortunately, several of my senior brothers got soaked in the rain and were all furious!"
"What? There is such a shameless dog in the world? Fellow Taoist, please tell me what that dog looks like and what characteristics it has. I must draw my sword to help!" Xu Que immediately patted his chest and said with a righteous face.
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The young monk was startled for a moment, shook his head and said: "It looks weird, looks very wretched, and it really looks like a wolf, but it runs like a dog and is very fast!"
"Does it have any characteristics? For example, he calls himself the deity when speaking?" Xu Que asked.
The young monk couldn't help being surprised: "This...how do you know this?"
"I guess, okay, you can continue chasing the dog!" Xu Que smiled, took Jiang Hongyan's hand, turned around and left directly.
Obviously, he is now 100% sure that these people are chasing Ergouzi!
Normally, Xu Que would definitely not care about Ergouzi. It cannot be beaten to death anyway. According to its terrifying body, I am afraid that even the peak of the Mahayana period will not be able to beat it!
But now the situation is different. If Er Gouzi can really come from the Four Continents, it means that this road to immortality has also opened an entrance in the Four Continents. In turn, it means that maybe we can follow the way Er Gouzi came and return directly to the Four Continents.
Continent!
So now, we must find Ergouzi first!
"The road to immortality is very vast, and there are countless unknown areas. Ergouzi just appeared here, and now he may have gone to some distant direction. I'm afraid it will be difficult for us to find him!" Jiang Hongyan said softly.
She had some knowledge of the Dengxian Road and felt that the hope of finding Ergouzi here was slightly slim.
Xu Que smiled and said: "Don't worry, with Ergouzi's character, he will retaliate. Even though he is usually as timid as a dog, he has a strong desire for revenge. I'm sure he won't run far away, and
I will definitely find an opportunity to come back to seek revenge on these people!"
"Then let's wait for it here!" Jiang Hongyan nodded.
"Well, you have to wait, but you can't just wait! Looking for someone... No, looking for a dog, you still have to advertise it widely!" Xu Que raised the corners of his mouth, waved his big hand, and took out a huge one from his crotch.
loudspeaker!
Then, after a while of tinkering, he placed the loudspeaker on the side of the road, plugged in several speakers at the same time, and arranged them into a diffusion array according to the array's orientation.
Then there was only a "click" sound, Xu Que pressed the switch, and all the speakers vibrated instantly, and Xu Que's emotional voice sounded!
“Everyone, do you have freestyle?
YO! YO! There is a dog named Ergouzi, and he pretends to be a wolf cub every day, but he is really a bitch. Every time he opens his mouth, he says "I am the god", and his words will be dissed by me. Who can see it?
Please slap off its tongue! Yeah, yeah, it’s cool to call me my name. I will never repeat what I say. I hope everyone will give me monthly votes to update and consolidate it. Remember to use more shower gel when taking a shower. That’s all for time reasons.
I have to stop it!"
In an instant, Xu Que's impromptu rap immediately passed through all the speakers, coupled with the power of the diffusion array, suddenly resounded throughout the surrounding area, and spread in an infinite loop.
Countless monks around him were stunned for a moment, looking at Xu Que with astonishment on their faces, and then their heads couldn't help but follow the rhythm, clicking up and down one after another.
Further away, several monks were walking, and they were a little confused by the sudden freestyle. Then their heads were shaking, and some monks with active limbs even threw their hands on the spot and walked to the beat.
Farther away, in a patch of withered grass, a dog suddenly jumped up from underneath, its two lantern-sized eyes widening as it looked around.
"Damn it, why does this voice sound so much like that kid's? How dare you scold this deity! Hold the grass, why does it sound so exciting! Hold the grass, YO! YO! YO!"
It yelled and shook its head, touched its belly at the same time, took out the tape recorder Xu Que gave it back then, and started searching for similar tracks!
Then, it listened to the song and ran towards the direction of the sound.
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At this time, Xu Que returned to Jiang Hongyan with satisfaction and said with a smile: "Little girl, how do you feel about my freestyle? Is it cool?"
Jiang Hongyan couldn't help but laugh, and said angrily: "Why do you know all these weird things?"
"I learned it in my hometown!" Xu Que said with a smile.
"Hometown?" Jiang Hongyan was startled. She had also heard Xu Que mention that his hometown was not Wuxing Mountain, but somewhere farther away, but she had never heard him mention the specific location.
Xu Que smiled, his eyes suddenly full of affection, and he looked at Jiang Hongyan and said: "One day, I will take you to my hometown to have a look, and then hold a grand wedding, so that everyone can witness the greatness of
Wedding, let the whole world bless us!”
"Okay!" Jiang Hongyan smiled. Even her ordinary face after disguise was enough to amaze everyone and captivate the whole country!
The two of them just looked at each other, and Xu Que slowly moved forward, trying to take advantage of such a wonderful opportunity to kiss Jiang Hongyan again!
"Brother, senior brother, come on, we saw that dog!" Suddenly, someone not far away exclaimed.
Immediately afterwards, a group of monks suddenly rushed over.
Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan both reacted. After looking at each other, they moved forward in perfect agreement without saying anything.
After a while, the two finally saw the familiar dog!
There is no doubt that it is Er Gouzi!
At this time, it was being blocked by several monks. It was standing on its hind legs like a human being, its front legs were waving, and it was also playing freestyle in a decent way: "YO! YO! You rats, how dare you stop me?"
Are you looking for death on your way to the gods? YO! YO! Come over if you dare, and I will slap you to death with my slap!"
"Hmph, what are you doing? Why are you still pretending to be here? Now that you've delivered it to your door, don't even think about running away!"
"Stay here well and keep your mouth clean. When my senior brother comes back, I will throw your skin away!" Several monks stared at Ergouzi with cold expressions.
Ergouzi, however, seemed to be obsessed with freestyle. He continued to wave his two front legs and said with an arrogant face: "I just want to have a dirty mouth, I just want to scold you, bite me if you dare! YO! YO!
Your mother is as big as a ball. If you kick it to a department store, if you buy balloons in a department store, what you buy is your mother’s head!”
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