Chapter 938: This God Venerable goes back by himself
"Fuck!"
"This is too mouth-watering!"
"It's actually a dog that can speak human language!"
"I have always heard that there are many vicious dogs in Japan, but I never thought it was this one!"
"Hey, wait, have you noticed, this dog looks so familiar!"
"Oh my god, this...isn't this the Mighty King from last year's movie?"
"Damn, it's really it! So... let me tell you, the director and screenwriter of that movie is Xu Que!"
"Hold the grass!"
"Damn, the things in the Dare movie are not special effects, they are all real!"
"Damn, this guy made such a bad movie, I can't complain anymore!"
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On the Internet, because Ergouzi caused a topic, everyone suddenly remembered the movie that became a hit all over the world last year.
Xu Que changed his appearance when making movies, so when only his name was known to everyone, no one connected him with last year's movie.
But now, Er Gouzi's appearance like this immediately aroused everyone's discussion and memories, and soon connected Xu Que's relationship with that movie.
On the same day, some brave media offered a large reward and sent a team of reporters and photographers who were not afraid of death to rush to Japan with the most sincere desire to interview Ergouzi.
Ergouzi was reluctant at first, thinking it would be a loss of status, so he firmly refused.
But the next day, when the guy learned that the interview could be broadcast around the world, he immediately accepted it.
So on this day, people all over the world held their computers or stayed in front of the TV to watch this live broadcast.
As soon as the scene started, the camera locked on Er Gouzi.
This guy was walking on the street wearing a suit, combing back the bit of dog hair on his forehead, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, walking like a human being, and leading a group of dogs shopping in a swaggering way.
The entire street was almost occupied by Ergouzi, who ordered that only stinky tofu be made and a Zhatianbang stinky tofu street be built.
When this guy walks down the street, he looks like an emperor on patrol, with a majestic air. Every stall he passes by has to be pointed out.
"Hey, hey, don't make the oil too hot! Lower the heat!"
"Damn it, are you going to make the tofu stink? The tofu is fucking broken!"
"Damn, you're not doing this right!"
"Wrong, wrong, you are all wrong!"
"Damn it, under my nose, you still dare to cut corners? It's not even mixed with feces, how can it be called stinky tofu? Come on, take out this god's treasured golden wolf excrement!"
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Reporters and camera teams followed all the way and were completely dumbfounded.
Especially when I saw Ergouzi, I really asked people to add feces into it, and after picking it up and taking a bite, I immediately vomited it out on the spot.
They always thought that Ergouzi was just playing a prank before, but they didn't expect that this guy actually ate stinky tofu mixed with feces. He really thought that stinky tofu must be mixed with feces!
This guy is so damn good at playing!
People on the Internet were even more confused.
They have heard too many live broadcasts about eating shit, but they really didn’t expect to see it today!
In the end, the reporters couldn't stand it anymore and hurriedly rushed forward to start the interview!
"Hello, respected King Mighty, do you know Xu Que? What do you think of his battle with the angel?"
"What? Xu Que? Don't mention that kid to me, I will get angry when you talk about it!"
"This...why is this?"
"He is so shameless. I am an upright person and don't even bother to associate with him!"
"Oh? Can you tell me specifically why?"
"Hmph, he lied to me, saying that he could buy a street of restaurants with just one spirit stone. As a result, I bought dozens of streets without spending a single spirit stone! I have been the most popular person in my life.
What doesn’t work is deception!”
Having said this, Ergouzi turned around and stared at the camera, and started to say harsh words: "Xu Que, you are shameless, I have already taken over Japan's territory, don't bother me in the future, otherwise don't blame me.
You’re welcome, Lord God!”
"Hiss!" Several reporter teams suddenly took a breath of cold air.
The viewers watching the live broadcast were also shocked.
This dog dares to say such cruel words. Could it be that his strength is higher than that of Xu Que?
The country of Japan is hopeless now, I'm afraid it's going to be cold!
What will happen to those Japanese teachers in the future?
Will you continue to make movies?
Are those unique arts going to be passed down from now on?
Chinese netizens are constantly discussing this matter, but what they are concerned about is how Xu Que will respond to Er Gouzi's harsh words.
As a result, that night, after Xu Feifei showed the video to Xu Que, Xu Que personally contacted the media and asked them to publish a response in the newspaper.
The response was very simple, just one sentence.
"Er Gouzi, are you drifting off or am I, Xu Que, unable to carry the knife? If you don't come back and see me, I'll go to Japan and kill you!"
Just one sentence spread around the world overnight.
Many people who are paying attention to this matter are completely happy when they see it. You are still your Que brother. If you dare to argue with him, he will cut you without any discussion!
The next day, Ergouzi immediately called the media and responded to the camera: "Xu Que, you are so shameless. Why don't I go back? Don't you have any clues in your heart?"
Xu Que responded directly: "Forcing the number? No, I'm inflated! You can make up your own mind. If I can't see you in two days, I'll recite the Fa!"
"Fuck!" Ergouzi cursed at the camera that day and shouted angrily: "I swear here that I will never go back even if I die!"
"Okay, let's go report it immediately!" The reporter did not live broadcast this time. In order to receive more ratings and provide a more perfect report, they chose to record and broadcast.
Now that I have successfully collected the information, I want to leave immediately. After all, this is a big event. If it is reported, it will definitely detonate the whole world.
They even thought of the title - "Man vs. Dog, Who is Strong and Who is Weak!"
However, before they had taken a few steps, Ergouzi called out to them again.
"Wait, why are you leaving? Did I let you go? Come back here!"
Ergouzi said seriously: "I suddenly remembered that I have something important to do and need to go to China. You should quickly book a ticket for me and leave tonight!"
"Ah?" Many reporters were dumbfounded.
Are you still fucking scared?
"Ah what? Hurry up and book a flight! Otherwise, I will kill you all!" Ergouzi said, waving his dog paws.
A reporter suddenly said helplessly: "Dear King Mighty, the aviation department stipulates that dogs are not allowed on airplanes!"
"Fuck!" Ergouzi was immediately furious: "You are looking for death. This god is a wolf, a wolf!"
"Huh? Wolf?" The reporters were dumbfounded for a while, and finally smiled bitterly: "But... but wolves can't get on the plane!"
"I don't care. Anyway, I want to take the plane, and I want first class! It doesn't matter if you don't let me sit. I will get a plane tonight and drive back by myself!" After Ergouzi finished speaking, he said majestically
Leading a group of wolf and dog boys, he turned around and left, leaving a handsome back view to the camera.