Xu Que stood there with a smile on his face and waved: "Er Gouzi, come here quickly!"
"What are you doing?" Ergouzi's eyes suddenly widened, extremely alert.
Based on its experience of being bullied for several years, it was immediately obvious that something was wrong with Xu Que's smile.
Xu Que: "I'm not doing anything. Come here quickly and I'll give you something delicious to eat!"
Ergouzi: "No!"
"Hazy, how can I not? You see you have lost weight recently, you must not have eaten on earth, right? Hurry up and replenish your body!" Xu Que said with a distressed look on his face, looking at Er Gouzi's obviously gaining weight.
"Bah, I won't be fooled by this god. Throw the thing over if you dare!" Ergouzi said. Although he felt that something was wrong, he still couldn't help but get greedy.
Xu Que smiled: "You can't throw this thing away. It's a new type of delicacy, called Jiutian Hanyu's Ultimate Boba Milk Tea. If you throw it out, it will spill!"
"Bo...Boba milk tea?" Ergouzi's eyes suddenly lit up and he drooled a little. He looked at Xu Feifei and asked: "Sister, I believe you, is what he said true? You can't throw that thing away.
?"
"Ah?" Xu Feifei was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "You really can't throw it away, it will spill!"
"Ouch!" Ergouzi roared suddenly, rushed towards Xu Que with excitement on his face, and said ecstatically: "Quickly, take it out quickly, this god is here!"
"Okay!" Xu Que immediately smiled. Seeing Er Gouzi rushing in front of him, he waved his hand and took out a shining golden machete from his crotch.
Whoosh!
When Er Gouzi saw this, his expression immediately changed, he stopped abruptly, and said in horror: "Grandpa, you... what are you going to do? Where is the milk tea you promised? I will not take a knife!"
"Don't be afraid, I'm just going to draw some blood. After drawing the blood, I'll give you the milk tea!" Xu Que laughed loudly and rushed forward with a big knife.
"Damn it, I don't want to drink anymore. Don't come over here. Damn it!" Ergouzi immediately turned around and ran away, frightened.
However, it was still too close to Xu Que. As soon as it turned around and ran a few steps, it suddenly made a "pop" sound and was pushed to the ground by Xu Que.
"Huh...huh..." The teddy dog was still lying on Ergouzi's head and moving very rhythmically. When he saw Xu Que coming, he immediately smiled and said: "Hey, hey... Shangxian, you
…Do you want to come too? I’ll make room for you, let’s go together!”
"You go and play!" Xu Que grabbed the teddy dog with one hand and threw it directly, putting the big knife on Er Gouzi's head.
Ergouzi struggled wildly and shouted: "Boy, are you crazy? I have been with you through life and death, and you actually want me to bleed. I would rather die than surrender today!"
"Stop being blind and be honest. I need some ten thousand-year wolf blood to refine the Sky Breaking Talisman. Do you still want to return to the world of immortality?" Xu Que said seriously.
"What? Refining the Sky Breaking Talisman? No, I don't want to go back!" Ergouzi shouted immediately.
"Pah!" Xu Que slapped it on the head with one hand and glared: "It doesn't matter whether you go back or not. The point is that I want to go back. Please cooperate quickly and hand over the thousand-year-old wolf blood!"
"Ouch!" Ergouzi immediately started howling heart-breakingly, crying until tears and snot came out of his nose. He yelled, "Wait, boy, wait! I have something to tell you!"
Xu Que stopped with the big knife in his hand: "What's the matter?"
"Alas!" Ergouzi immediately sighed deeply and said with a serious face: "Now that things have happened, I have to tell the truth. In fact, I am a dog, not a wolf!"
"Oh, that's right, what I want is ten thousand years of dog blood!" Xu Tao nodded, took the knife, and continued to press it on Er Gouzi's head.
Ergouzi was immediately dumbfounded: "What? What do you mean? Didn't you just say you wanted the blood of a ten thousand-year-old wolf?"
"I made a mistake just now. In fact, it really requires thousands of years of blood. If you don't believe it, I'll give you the formula!" Xu Que said with a smile.
Ergouzi immediately became furious, struggled wildly, and yelled: "Fuck! You look paralyzed, let me go quickly, I also said wrong just now, I am a wolf, not a dog!"
"Oh, you still dare to be arrogant, right? You dare to curse, right? Are you distracted or do you think I can't lift the knife? Do you really think I can't saw you?" Xu Que immediately raised his eyebrows.
Although he hasn't been able to make Ergouzi bleed a bit since he was sawing just now. This guy's body is too tough, but if he uses other methods, it's not impossible to get it out.
When Ergouzi heard this, he immediately became scared and hurriedly responded: "No, no, no, no, I am willing to cooperate!"
"Cooperate?" Xu Que said with amusement, half-smiling, "Then tell me how to cooperate?"
"Actually, I have some ten thousand-year-old dog blood in my body, but the quantity is not large. Can you please decide how much you want first?" Ergouzi really compromised and said with a serious face.
Xu Que let go of it for the time being, nodded and said: "As you know, a Sky Breaking Talisman requires three drops of blood. Give me thirty drops first!"
"Thirty drops? Damn it, then you should kill me!" Ergouzi immediately became furious and almost jumped up from the ground. He felt that thirty drops was too much.
"Then we need at least twenty drops, right? No more!" Xu Que smiled.
"No, ten drops, I can only give you ten drops!"
"How much do you have on your body?"
"Not much!"
"Okay, stop talking nonsense. Ten drops are ten drops. Anyway, if it's not enough, I'll take it from you!" Xu Que shook his head, too lazy to talk to Ergouzi any further.
In his opinion, Ergouzi's things are his things anyway.
"Oh! Blood loss! What a big loss!" Ergouzi shook his head, stood up with a bitter look on his face, and swiped his dog's paw towards his belly.
The next moment, a light bloomed in the belly, and a hole opened.
With a wave of its claws, it pulled out a large wooden barrel nearly two meters high and placed it on the ground with a bang.
Immediately afterwards, when the lid of the wooden barrel was opened, it was filled with dog blood, and the smell was very spicy.
"Ding, Ten Thousand Years Dog Blood has been detected, do you want to extract it?" The system prompt sounded immediately in Xu Que's mind.
Xu Que's face suddenly darkened and his eyes stared straight at Er Gouzi.
Ten drops?
You hid such a big bucket of dog blood, just give me ten drops?
Ergouzi pretended not to see anything, took out a small jade bottle the size of his thumb, lay down on the edge of the barrel, and carefully fished out the dog's blood. Looking at it, he really planned to fish out only ten drops.
"Damn!" Xu Que's mind immediately moved and he shouted to the system: "Extract all this bucket of dog blood for me, not a drop is left!"
"After calculation, it will cost 100 points of pretentiousness to extract the entire bucket of dog blood. Do you want to continue?"
"yes!"
Whoosh!
In an instant, a mysterious force surged out of Xu Que, like an invisible big hand, suddenly rolled up the big wooden barrel in front of Er Gouzi, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Ergouzi, who was fishing for the dog's blood, suddenly froze on the spot, waved his hand in front of the empty body, and said with a confused face: "Where is the bucket...where is the bucket?"
Xu Cao nodded: "Yes? Where is the bucket? Ergouzi, what are you doing? Are you not going to give me even ten drops of blood?"
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[First update! I’ve been in a bad mental state recently, I’m under a lot of pressure, and I always feel like I’m going to collapse, so I’m going to go back to my hometown for a while tomorrow and change to a clean environment to write. I’ll stick to two chapters a day these days. I hope you guys can give me a paragraph.
Time will quietly adjust itself, and I will come back to explode! Thank you!】