I believe you, are you just asking questions casually?
The burly man's mouth twitched fiercely. He knew that if he didn't answer, he would be punched to death by the young man in front of him in minutes!
"Sir, this banquet naturally requires invitations, but it is impossible for a man like me, who is over fifty and married, to get an invitation." The burly man responded hurriedly.
Xu Que suddenly frowned. Do you still have to think of ways to get an invitation? It's really troublesome. If it doesn't work, just go in.
At this time, the burly man spoke again: "Sir, the prince who lives next door to me is also a leader of the younger generation. He is still single, so he will definitely receive invitations. Our two families have quite a lot of contacts and friendship.
It’s not bad, why don’t I go get it from him?”
"Yeah!" Xu Que immediately responded meaningfully, clasping his hands behind his back, pretending to be very aloof.
The burly man understood it, and cursed in his heart for being shameless. He still said with a smile on his face: "Sir, I'll be there right away!"
After saying that, he hurriedly gave Xu Que his hand, turned back through the window, glared at the trembling woman who was still hiding in the room, and shouted: "You stinky bitch, stay in the room for me until I come back."
How to deal with you!"
Immediately, the burly man walked away, walked around the alley, and entered the yard next door.
At this time, Xu Que also saw the burly man's wife. She was really pretty, with a good face and figure. No wonder an adulterer would risk his life to have an affair with her.
As if noticing Xu Que's gaze, the woman suddenly raised her head, glanced at Xu Que secretly, and was slightly startled.
Immediately afterwards, her face turned red, a hint of shyness flashed across her face, and she smiled shyly like a little woman at Xu Que, but her eyes were full of spring and affection!
Holy shit!
Xu Que immediately lost his composure. This woman is poisonous!
My husband just caught me stealing from a man, and now I dare to seduce him so openly!
No, I must teach this woman a lesson for that burly man.
Thinking of this, Xu Que immediately rolled up his sleeves and climbed up the window.
"Master!"
Suddenly, the voice of a burly man came.
Xu Que immediately stopped his movements, turned around gracefully, and said with a slight smile: "How?"
The burly man hurried over with an invitation in his hand. He said happily: "Fortunately, I have received the invitation."
"Hey, it seems that you are quite popular. You can take such a precious invitation as soon as you ask for it!" Xu Que was surprised and asked with a smile.
The burly man shook his head and said with a bitter smile: "This... this naturally requires a certain price to be paid. Moreover, Mr. Wang also knows that his own strength is limited, but there is only one Miss Dong. Even if he goes, it will definitely not be his turn."
"Haha, what you said...are you mocking me for not knowing what's good and bad?" Xu Que immediately sneered.
The burly man's face suddenly changed. He waved his hands and explained: "Sir, don't get me wrong. I definitely didn't mean that. I... I just meant Mr. Wang. I..."
"Okay, okay, stop being rude, do I look like that kind of stingy person?" Xu Que said with a smile, and reached out to take the invitation from the burly man's hand.
But then, Xu Que discovered that in addition to the invitation, Xu Que also had a copybook in his hand.
"Hey, what is this?" Xu Que asked curiously.
The burly man was stunned for a moment, then smiled bitterly and said: "Sir, this is the copybook that Mr. Wang gave to my wife. I looked at it and found it was just a small favor! But it seems a bit strange. Purple Wrist Gold is so precious. What did he say?
Let my wife pick it up for him, and it was entrusted by Dou Du!"
As the burly man spoke, he also opened the copybook and looked at the words on it. His face was full of doubts, but he didn't seem to take it to heart.
Xu Que also glanced casually.
What was written on the copybook was only one line of small words - "Dou Dutuo, please help me pick up the purple wrist gold!"
"Fuck!" Xu Que exclaimed in shock and his eyes widened.
Damn it, this burly man couldn't figure out such a simple code word? He actually sent copybooks to people stupidly.
"Sir, what's wrong?" The burly man was startled by Xu Que and asked with a look of astonishment on his face.
Xu Que shook his head, his face full of sympathy.
Obviously, this burly man is an honest man!
"Boy, what's wrong? What's wrong?" Ergouzi also came up to him curiously and asked.
Xu Que glanced at Er Gouzi, he saw that this idiot was not honest, but really stupid!
He ignored it, glanced directly at the burly man, and said sympathetically: "How many times have you sent this kind of copybook?"
"Well, in the past, people from the palace sent people to deliver it. This time, I came over and picked it up! Young Master, what happened? Is there anything wrong with this copybook?" The burly man looked curious.
Xu Que smiled bitterly: "Didn't you find anything wrong with this copybook? You can't see it for such a simple thing?"
"Ah?" The burly man was a little dumbfounded. He looked at the copybook again and again, but still couldn't see anything.
"Ah?" Ergouzi also said ah, with a silly and cute look on his face.
Xu Que calmly reminded: "Try reading it upside down from right to left!"
"Upside down?"
The burly man nodded in astonishment and said in turn: "I will help you with the golden wrist and purple pick..."
"Du Dou?" Ergouzi added the last two words.
For an instant, the burly man was stunned.
The whole person froze on the spot, and then his whole body was shaken, and a majestic anger and murderous intent swept out.
Apparently, he finally understood the secret code in this copybook.
Read the whole sentence backwards, it is exactly "I will help you take off your bellyband tonight"!
Such honest and bold words directly drove the burly man crazy.
He never expected that the adulterer was right next door to his house, and he was also a prince who had been friends with him for many years!
"No...impossible. The man who ran out just now doesn't look like a prince at all!" The burly man couldn't believe it and said in a deep voice.
Xu Que shook his head and said nothing.
But Er Gouzi shouted honestly: "Damn it, this means your woman has more than one adulterer!"
"What?" The burly man was immediately shocked. His eyes widened with anger and sadness. The look on his face was that he wanted to kill someone.
"You bitch, ahhhhh!"
boom!
Immediately, the burly man suddenly rushed into the room, grabbed the woman, and roared: "Tell me how many adulterers you have and how many people you have seduced!"
"I...I..." The woman suddenly panicked, her eyes swept around frequently, and finally landed directly on Xu Que, and she raised her hand at the same time.
Holy shit!
Is this to frame the saint?
Xu Que suddenly took a breath of cold air and shouted loudly, "Honest man, let me be fair. Since this matter has already come to this, I hope you can calm down and don't scold her..."
Speaking of this, Xu Que paused slightly.
In the room, burly men and women also looked over.
Under the stunned gazes of the two people, Xu Que turned around with Er Gouzi and left the last four words lightly: "Please beat her to death!"