In an instant, someone sprayed out the newly imported tea on the spot.
Everyone present also stared with confusion.
What is this introduction?
If you call me Wang Dachui, just say your name is Wang Dachui. Why the hell are you adding so many dramas to yourself?
What are the big ones, fortune telling, fortune telling, and fortune telling.
In such an elegant occasion, can you still show off your face?
"Ha!" Lu Zhouhe and others shook their heads, with playful smiles on their faces again.
They were still dissatisfied a moment ago, but now, they are almost relieved.
Because they were sure that Miss Dong would never look down on such a vulgar person, he was simply too despicable.
Behind the veil.
The young lady of the Dong family was really shocked at this moment. She didn't expect that the gentle and polite young master just now would actually say such words. This was really unexpected.
"But... fortune telling..."
Miss Dong's lips pursed slightly, her eyes were bright, and she seemed to be quite interested in what Xu Que said about fortune telling!
She opened her mouth and said softly: "Young Master Wang..."
"Hey... don't call me Mr. Wang!" Xu Que waved his hand to interrupt and said softly: "Call me Brother Sledgehammer!"
Depend on!
Everyone in the audience suddenly twitched their mouths and looked ashamed.
Big...Brother Sledgehammer?
Hit your sister! Isn’t it disgusting?
Even the young lady of the Dong family behind the gauze curtain was startled for a moment, then her cheeks turned slightly red and she secretly thought how could this person be so shameless.
"Brother Sledgehammer is awesome!" At this time, a shout came from behind the crowd.
Holy shit! Someone really shouted?
When everyone heard this, they immediately turned around and saw only a dog sneaking out of the door.
Everyone subconsciously ignored the dog and looked around at the others, trying to see which fool was calling "Brother Sledgehammer"!
"Master Sledgehammer!" At this time, Miss Dong's voice came from behind the gauze curtain again.
Naturally, it was impossible for her to really call a stranger "Brother Sledgehammer" in front of so many people. This seemed too intimate and inconsistent with the female reserve she had learned since she was a child.
"My little girl has seen a 'divination fortune teller' in an ancient book. It is said that this method can predict destiny and provide endless strategies. Could it be that the young master is really good at it?" She asked, very curious.
"Of course!" Xu Que immediately showed a proud expression, "If Miss Dong is interested, I can also make a fortune-telling for you, but..."
"But what?"
"need……"
"what do you need?"
"I want to touch it..."
Before Xu Que finished speaking, the expressions of everyone in the room suddenly changed.
Touch it?
Nima, what do you want to touch?
"presumptuous!"
Lu Zhouhe immediately shouted loudly, his face full of anger.
"shameless!"
"What do you want to do, you idiot?"
"This is not a place for you to mess around, don't go too far!"
"Miss Dong, please don't fall for this shameless person!"
The rest of the people shouted loudly and sharply accused Xu Que.
Someone even stood up, puffed up his chest and said, "If you want to touch me, touch me. I don't believe you can really figure out everything about me!"
"Go away! Why am I touching you? Are you crazy? I don't want to lose face. What I said was to touch your hand and see your palm. Where are you thinking? Am I, Wang Dachui, the kind of casual person?" Xu
Que glared and said angrily, with a serious face.
Everyone was immediately speechless and rolled their eyes.
Touch hands?
Believed in your evil deeds!
At this time, Lu Zhouhe suddenly took a step forward, stood in front of Xu Que, and said coldly: "Divination is a legend. Even if it really exists, it has been lost long ago. I don't believe you are good at this. You
Do you want to read your palm? Okay, I’ll show it to you!”
After saying that, he directly stretched out his hand and handed it to Xu Que.
Xu Que immediately became happy. He glanced at it absently and shook his head and said, "Master Lu, right? I read your palm and if I'm not mistaken, you are good at music and you recently composed a new piece of music!"
"
"Ha! Can you tell us something we don't know?" Lu Zhouhe immediately sneered, his face full of disdain.
Everyone was also speechless. Who here didn't know what Xu Que said?
"What do you think you don't know? Of course!" Xu Que suddenly raised his lips: "Master Lu, are you still single today? To tell you the truth, you will be single in the future, and you will be single in the future, and you will be alone all your life!"
"You..." Lu Zhouhe's face suddenly turned black with anger.
Xu Que's words were completely implying that it was impossible for him to get together with Miss Dong.
However, at this moment, Miss Dong's voice came from behind the gauze curtain: "Master Sledgehammer, can you tell me how you saw it?"
"Haha, the secret must not be leaked!" Xu Que pretended to smile profoundly, looked at the gauze curtain again, and continued: "But since it is Miss Dong who asked me, I can tell you the reason!"
"Thank you, Mr. Sledgehammer!" Ms. Dong's wife responded immediately. It was obvious that she was particularly curious and interested in these things.
"Actually, it's very simple. I looked at Mr. Lu's palm and found that his palms are very big!" Xu Que responded.
Everyone present was stunned.
Big palm?
What does this have to do with a lifetime of loneliness?
Miss Dong was also startled for a moment and asked, "Why is this?"
"Because..." Xu Que paused, then suddenly picked up the guitar, plucked the strings, and opened his mouth to sing: "The older you grow, the more lonely you become. The older you grow, the more uneasy you become. You also have to watch the wings of your dreams be broken..."
At this point, he suddenly stopped and said to the crowd with a mean look on his face: "How is it? Do you hear me clearly? The bigger the hand is, the louder the applause is. Look at Mr. Lu's hands. They are big thieves. If he doesn't
I will be alone for the rest of my life and I will eat shit live!"
"puff!"
Someone spat out the tea in his mouth again.
The others also rolled their eyes and almost fainted.
Lu Zhouhe was so angry that he trembled all over and almost spit out blood.
The bigger the palm, the lonelier it becomes?
Why don’t you go to heaven?
What kind of divination is this?
The atmosphere in the whole place suddenly dropped to a freezing point, which was very embarrassing.
Because what Xu Que caused was not funny. If it were a joke, it would be an extremely cold joke!
Even behind the gauze curtain, there was silence.
It wasn't until a few breaths later that the Miss Dong family showed an awkward yet polite smile and said softly: "Well, I didn't expect Mr. Sledgehammer to be so funny. It actually gave the little girl some insight!"
"Miss Dong, you're welcome!"
At this time, Xu Que put on a serious face and said with a faint smile: "Actually, divination and fortune-telling are matters that must not be revealed, otherwise it will damage my morality and character, so my explanation just now is just a preamble.
It’s just a joke, believe it or not, it’s up to you!
Besides, I came here today not to show off my abilities, nor to prove anything, but I have something to ask Miss Dong for help!"
"Oh?" Ms. Dong's family was startled, then nodded and said, "I wonder if there is any way that little girl can help Master Sledgehammer?"
"Alas, it's a long story!" Xu Que sighed heavily and said with a sad look on his face: "I have a very good friend, Ergouzi, who is innocent, kind, simple and honest, but recently he got an incurable disease.
Before I die, I want to drink a sip of Ten Thousand Years Flower Dew! I hope Miss Dong can lend a helping hand and send me some Ten Thousand Years Flower Dew. It doesn’t need to be too much, just a dozen or twenty buckets.”
"What?" Miss Dong was suddenly shocked.
Everyone present was also moved.
Ten Thousand Years of Flower Dew?
Daqing has been making trouble for a long time. Is this guy here for the ten thousand years of flower dew?
And as soon as you open your mouth, you want more than ten or twenty barrels?
Mom sells batches, do you really think that the flower dew of ten thousand years falls from the sky? It’s like a lion’s mouth!
"Master Sledgehammer, I'm afraid..." At this time, the Dong family lady responded, her tone was a bit awkward, and she hesitated to speak.
Xu Que's face immediately condensed and he said solemnly: "Miss Dong, don't worry, I, Wang Dachui, am not the kind of person who likes to receive favors in vain! If you can help me, I am willing to give you my life... Hey, hey, don't you guys?
Look at me like this, my charges are usually very expensive, 800 a time, 2000 for a night, no kidnapping!"