Chapter 73: Drunk Taoist Rearranged Heroes List (1)
As soon as people heard the sound outside the door, they all turned their attention to the door.
They all want to see who this acclaimed person is.
Then a Taoist priest appeared at the door.
He walked into the restaurant with stumbling steps.
This Taoist priest has white hair and a long beard that reaches his chest. His beard is also snow-white. But his face looks like he is only in his fifties. I really don’t know how old he is.
This Taoist priest looked very miserable. He was wearing a Taoist robe with countless patches. The boots on his feet were also very worn. There was a hole in the toe of his left foot, exposing the black toes covered with dirt.
There is also a big wine gourd hanging beside the Taoist priest's waist.
He also smelled of alcohol.
The Taoist priest glanced at the restaurant and saw that there was an unoccupied table in the corner, so he walked over and sat down lightly.
Then he said to the waiter: "Second brother, come on, fill up my wine gourd, and give me two side dishes to go with the wine. By the way, if you have salted duck eggs, give me some."
The burly man couldn't bear it any longer. He sullenly said to the Taoist priest: "You drunk Taoist priest, you must have drunk too much cat urine! You actually applaud Liu Yanliang's new ranking. Let me ask you, what's better? If you
If you can convince me what you can say, I’ll hire your wine master. If you can’t tell, I’ll throw you out!”
The Taoist priest looked at the handsome man with drunken eyes and said, "Ask the Taoist priest to speak, and the Taoist priest will speak."
Everyone was a little unfinished, but when the Taoist priest said this, many people put down their bowls and chopsticks and looked at the drunk Taoist priest.
The sturdy man said: "Tell me quickly! What's so good!"
The drunk Taoist priest said: "Because the good ones are a mess, because the good ones are nonsense, and because the good ones are a mess. Liu Yanliang and Liang Jiuyin are really like birds, they are both blind birds."
After hearing this, people burst into laughter.
The tough guy was originally angry about this ranking, but after listening to the Taoist priest's words, he realized that the Taoist priest's previous praise was "anti".
The sturdy man smiled proudly at the tall man who had argued with him before and the man with the long beard.
"They all have ears, you all heard it, right? Haha, don't look at this Taoist priest being drunk, this Taoist priest is the one who understands." Then he said to the Taoist priest: "Taoist priest, I'll buy your wine.
Already."
The drunk Taoist priest waved his hand and said, "No, no, no. I'm just talking about things and telling the truth. If you buy me a drink, others will think I'm trying to trick you into drinking. Then what I say is just farts."
The long-bearded man put down his chopsticks and said to the drunken Taoist priest with a dissatisfied look: "I think you just farted. You laughed at Liu Yanliang's new ranking. If you have the ability, you can rank one. I want to hear it."
Unexpectedly, the drunk Taoist priest said: "I want to arrange it. It is absolutely fair and just and to the point."
Lin Yi and others were waiting for their meals.
Lin Yi was thoughtful at this moment.
And all he could think of was the scene of Meimei dancing gracefully on the Half Moon Beach under the moonlight.
It is as beautiful as a fairy descending from the Moon Palace.
What's even more gratifying is that now Su Jin'er has accepted Meimei, and Meimei will be free in three years. It's true that all the hard work has finally come to an end.
No wonder Meimei dances happily under the moon...
After hearing what the drunk Taoist said, the Taishi brother and sister and the other southern masters turned around and looked at the inconspicuous drunk Taoist in the corner.
The people in the restaurant were in high spirits again.
As people in the martial arts world, their favorite thing to talk about on weekdays is who is strong and who is weak among the masters in the martial arts world today. But since Liang Jiuyin died, there is no reliable ranking. And the people in the martial arts world all rank based on their own preferences.
Randomly arranging them has no reference at all.
Liu Yanliang’s new ranking is too controversial.
So people want to know how this Taoist priest ranks.
They spoke one after another and asked the drunken Taoist priest to rearrange his arrangement.
The drunk Taoist priest ignored the chattering crowd and cast his drunken eyes at Lin Yi, who had his back turned to him.
The drunk Taoist looked at Lin Yi's back and said: "Prince Lin, I want to rearrange the masters of the world, are you interested in hearing it? If you are interested in hearing it, I will arrange it. If you are not interested, I will not arrange it."
As soon as the drunk Taoist said these words, people turned their attention to Lin Yi again.
"Prince Lin, why don't you listen."
"That's right, King Lin. You beat Lin Tianshu to death with a hundred moves in front of the entire martial arts world. You have to be ranked in the top three no matter what. Maybe this Taoist priest will rank more reasonably."
Lin Yi's thoughts were also disrupted.
The Taishi brother and sister were originally unhappy with Liu Yanliang's ranking.
It seems that although this Taoist priest is down and out, he is not like ordinary people.
The brother and sister also wanted to hear about his rearrangement of martial arts masters.
Tai Shi Min'er said to Lin Yi: "Hehe, Prince Lin, you must be a little interested. Otherwise, Liu Yanliang's disgusting ranking will keep me awake."
Lin Yi smiled and turned around.
Lin Yi looked at the Taoist priest and said, "It happens that the food has not been served yet. If the Taoist Master is interested in rearranging the meal, I am willing to listen attentively."
After getting Lin Yi's attention, the drunk Taoist priest nodded with satisfaction. But he didn't want to give in. He shouted to the waiter: "Brother, waiter, bring the wine quickly. Without wine, my mind is in chaos. I am
The more I drink, the more I wake up. Others see me as drunk, but I see others as drunk. This is called seeing the world through drunken eyes, and everyone is not a human being. Haha..."
The drunken Taoist priest's laughter echoed in the restaurant.
After hearing his words, Lin Yi felt that this Taoist priest was extraordinary.
Lin Yi's expression and eyes also became more focused.
People couldn't wait for the waiter to serve the drunken Taoist priest wine.
People at the table next to them brought their wine to the Taoist table.
Let the Taoist priest quickly drink and rank.
The drunk Taoist priest drank two drinks in a row, then stopped and said: "This wine is not bad and can be swallowed. Dear friends, let me say it first. When I am ranking, no one is allowed to interrupt or ask questions. If you have any questions, I will finish it.
Ask again. Also, I am only ranking the masters in the world today. I am not ranking the hidden masters, nor the fierce generals of the court, nor the dead. Also, among the masters I rank, the martial arts at the bottom of the ranking may improve by leaps and bounds in the future.
Beyond the former, that is not known. But that is a story for another day. I only rank the current moment. And I only rank the top ten."
Seeing that he spoke so solemnly, people promised not to interrupt or ask questions, and told him to stop being verbose and quickly rearrange his words.
The drunk Taoist priest began to re-rank. He drank another glass of wine, then raised his hand to wipe the wine stains from the corners of his mouth with his sleeves and said: "First, the soul of Linghu in the West Sea. Second, King Linyi of the South. Third, South Courtyard."
As soon as the new ranking of Drunken Taoist priests came out, people in the restaurant suddenly started talking again.
This time the ranking of Taoist priests was recognized by the vast majority of people.
Some even gave the Taoist priest a thumbs up.
Lin Yi finally got the status he deserved, and the Taishi brothers and sisters and the people in the south were all happy now.
Taishi Min'er said to the Taoist priest in a sweet voice: "Taoist priest, you are in the right row. I admire you, little girl."
The sturdy man laughed "haha" and said: "Taoist priest, you really look drunk but are soberer than anyone else. I admire your ranking. This is the serious ranking in the world. Liu Yanliang's ranking is just a bird.
Just like Liang Jiuyin, he is a blind bird!"
Then people in the restaurant all stood up to congratulate Lin Yi. They felt that Lin Yi deserved his reputation for being ranked second.
Since Lin Yi was a party involved and had a special status, it was inconvenient for him to express his opinion.
He just smiled and said nothing.
But in his heart, he was curious about the background of this down-and-out drunk Taoist.
At this time someone asked the drunk Taoist priest.
"Taoist Priest, how big is the gap between the top ten?"