"Hey, how's it going? Senior brother's move is powerful, isn't it? Look at you, you suddenly turned into a wooden man and you can't even move."
Ye Kai walked over with a smile, and didn't care when he saw the angry look on her face. He stretched out his hand and pinched her nose hard. It was smooth and elastic, but it hurt Song Chuhan and screamed: "You little bastard, you stinky
Boy, you’re such a pervert, why don’t you unlock my acupoints? If you dare to pinch my nose, you’re dead—”
"Oh, the wooden man is still so fierce. He is indeed a tiger girl, born like a tiger cub." After he finished speaking, he pinched the beautiful lady's nose until it turned red.
Song Chuhan's face changed drastically, as if someone knew a secret that must not be made public. There was a trace of panic in his eyes, and he said anxiously: "You, how did you know?"
"How do I know?" Ye Kai was stunned for a moment, and then he remembered the scene he saw when his first clairvoyance appeared. It was all white and snowy, and it was really a little tiger; but he didn't dare to point out such a thing.
He said, "Of course I know, I am your senior brother, how can I not know who you are? You are born with a hot temper, you are a powder keg, you can catch fire at a moment's notice, and the five elements are short of water, what are you if you are not a little tiger?"
"
Song Chuhan breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this.
But Ye Kai continued: "You can't move now, but this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Senior brother, I will not only pinch your little nose, but also your big one... Hehehehehe, you owe me this!"
Ye Kai looked like a pig brother, stretched out An Lushan's claws and made gestures on Song Chuhan's towering side. This close observation was really amazing, plus she breathed rapidly when she was angry.
Ups and downs, Ye Kai suddenly felt a little unbearable, and the claws seemed to be obsessed with it, as if they would really press down in the next second.
Song Chuhan had goosebumps on his skin and shouted: "You big pervert, you damn pervert, don't mess around, otherwise, I will bite my tongue and commit suicide!"
Well--
Ye Kai suddenly came back to his senses when he heard this voice, looked at her face and let out a sigh of relief. While using his spiritual power to suppress the man's anger, he said: "Can you commit suicide by biting your tongue? That's all a lie on TV.
Think about it, in ancient times, there was a criminal law of pulling out the tongue, and the person still survived? And, you know, senior brother, I also have the Aoki Curse healing technique, so if you bite your tongue, I can put it back for you."
After he finished speaking, when he wanted to tease the Tigress again, he suddenly found that she was silent. When he saw it, oh my God, Tigress can still shed tears. She is always so strong and will fight for everything with violence.
The policewoman actually cried silently, which completely subverted her image in Ye Kaixin's eyes.
But Ye Kai hated to see a woman shed tears, so he panicked now and quickly helped her to open her acupuncture points: "Okay, okay, I'm kidding you, your nose is turning red when you see her crying."
"It was you who pinched me, you bastard!" Song Chuhan was able to move, and immediately screamed and rushed forward. He didn't care and actually opened his mouth and bit Ye Kai's nose.
"Ahhhh, Huniu, Huniu, junior sister, let go, let go... my nose is bitten off..., holy shit, let go, you crazy woman..." What does it feel like to be bitten on the nose? Don't say that the person who bit you is a big man.
Beauty, I enjoy it just like kissing. It's like farting. The nose belongs to the triangle area of the face. Normally, it would be very painful to squeeze a pimple. But when she bites it like this with her silver teeth, don't mention the pain.
Ye Kai hugged her body in desperation. He knew that her waist and eyes were very sensitive, so he immediately reached out to scratch her, but she seemed determined to leave a mark on his nose and would not let go.
He twisted his delicate body left and right, trying his best to resist.
“Pah, pah, pah, pah—”
Ye Kai couldn't bear the pain. Finally, he got angry and slapped Hu Niu directly on her butt. It was called a slap so hard that Ye Kai felt that the palm of his hand was hurting from the slap.
"Wow -" With an earth-shattering cry, Huniu was beaten so hard that she cried loudly, holding her buttocks and gasping for breath.
"Brother, why did you beat Hanhan to tears?" At this time, Zixun came down from upstairs and happened to see Ye Kai spanking Song Chuhan's butt hard. He immediately froze there. Looking at the extent of the beating, he heard
You can tell by the sound that it must be painful.
Song Chuhan let go of Ye Kai's nose, and Ye Kai quickly let go of her, and a handful of blood came out when he touched it. He quickly ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. When he saw it, there was a deep tooth mark.
, if that woman were more cruel, she would become a noseless man.
Aoki Curse, Aoki Curse, Aoki Curse!
She cast three Aoki spells on her nose, washed it with water, and then went out. Zixun also saw that her nose was bitten just now. She quickly came over to see the injury. She was relieved when she saw that the injury was healing quickly.
After a while, he complained: "What's going on with you two? We just met, why did you... Hanhan, you almost bit off my brother's nose, you were so cruel!"
"Yeah, how can I go out to meet people without my nose?" Ye Kai said.
"He pinched me first, Xunxun, this bastard is not a good person. He not only pinched my nose, but also pinched my body. My balls were about to burst. My butt hurts so much. It hurts so much. He must have been beaten."
It's broken, wuwu..." Since he was beaten to tears, Song Chuhan simply cried to the end, pretending to be pitiful and even lying.
Ye Kai was speechless, when did he pinch her there? Oh, it was a long time ago, okay? This woman is really cunning, she turned into a vixen as expected, but facing Zi Xun's questioning eyes, he was a little unable to explain, and finally said
: "Hu Niu, just arrange it for me. If you have the ability, you can show it and see if I have pinched you."
Huniu cried loudly and of course refused to inspect the goods.
When Ye Kai heard the cry, his tone softened and said: "Sister, this tiger girl was probably fired today, so she has nowhere to vent her anger. My lord has a lot of money, so I won't argue with her anymore. Her butt hurts, right?"
Originally, it would take three days to treat you as a punishment, but forget it, who wants to pity you!"
After taking the picture with a green wood curse, Ye Kai turned around and went back to the room. Before entering the door, he said: "By the way, there are some antiques in the trunk of the Mercedes-Benz. Sister, you can ask someone to see how much they are worth. If you can, sell them. Anyway,
There's no use holding them, they're all grave goods."
After saying that, enter the door and close the door.
Now that the matter of the corpse cultivator has passed, and the second fragment has not been found in the Earth Emperor Tower, this matter can only be investigated slowly; but the cultivation matter must not stop, his sister is still waiting for him in the Zi Mansion, and now the alchemy is
It has become his main goal in the near future, and if he wants to learn to make alchemy, he must first find the elixir fire.
"Sister Huang, where can I find Danhuo?"
"If it was in the past, it would be very simple; but here, I don't know. I can only look for opportunities and look for elixir fire. One is the underground magma fire, the second is the fire in the body of the monster beast, and the third is the thunder and fire of heaven and earth, but the fire
It is not easy to turn a source into a spirit, so you should take your time to find it!"