"Pretend I didn't say anything!" After Ye Kai said these words, he ran straight back to his room. He was afraid that if he continued to talk to Han Wan'er, he would suffer internal injuries.
But as soon as I entered the room, I saw the messy broken bed, and I immediately slapped my head. I was busy chatting with Dao Master in the afternoon, and I forgot to buy a bed. In the end, I had to walk into the room that originally belonged to Song Chuhan, and sniffed inside.
There seemed to be a unique feminine scent wafting around, and with a smile on her lips, she took off her clothes and walked into the bathroom.
downstairs.
Zixun said with some embarrassment: "Wan'er, can't you and your brother live in harmony? It's very difficult for me to deal with you like this, and it's not good to help anyone."
Han Wan'er was very angry: "Xunxun, you have also seen that I have apologized to him, but he pretended not to hear and called me Han's ass. How unpleasant!"
Zi Xun chuckled: "Isn't this a compliment to you? How come you are scolding you? A woman's butt is very fertile. I don't think she has yet, geez!"
"You..., I see, both you and Hanhan were confused by him. Now I seriously doubt that this kid knows any magic. Otherwise, how could a beautiful woman like Hanhan, who has eyes higher than her head, do this?
Are you interested in a little gangster like him?" Han Wan'er said angrily.
"That's because you don't understand him yet. Brother... he's different from us. Maybe you will understand in the future."
"Hmph, don't you know how to do some martial arts? What's so great about it, I also practice yoga!"
The two girls were whispering, but Ye Kai who was upstairs saw a set of Song Chuhan's underwear hanging in the bathroom. The little Huniu seemed to be used to putting a change of underwear in the bathroom. This set was better than the last time he saw it.
That one was more conservative, but it was also limited. The black lace material looked very tempting to touch. Fortunately, he restrained it strongly. He only discovered that there was a hair on it when he was rubbing his back with a bath ball.
He was a little strange immediately. Little Huniu was so naked, where did this thing come from?
But I just doubted it for a moment. It was not a big deal in the first place, so it passed away.
When he was lying on Huniu's fragrant bed, he opened WeChat on his phone and looked at it, and found that there were several messages sent by Shui Yepiaoling——
"Pig, are you there?"
"Zhutou, I have a day off tomorrow, are you going to fulfill your promise?"
"Where do you want to invite me to eat?"
This damn girl seems to be addicted to making pig noises, one by one.
Ye Kai didn't want to reply at first, but he just thought about the fact that he was a man who could only spit on her and rely on her for a meal. Moreover, he also wanted to find out what kind of fairy this girl was, so he then replied: "You
What do you want to eat?”
After a while, the dead girl came back: "I know a place that makes delicious food and has a beautiful feeling. I will take you there. It's just that the road is a bit far. It takes more than an hour by bus."
"
Ye Kai didn't have any objections to this, so he agreed, and then the damn girl told him a lot of strange things. Ye Kai felt that it was a waste of time to talk to this guy even if he refused to reveal his real name.
Ah, he immediately replied: "I'm going to bed, I'll contact you tomorrow."
"Ah? You go to bed so early, you are such a pig!"
"You can understand pig language, and you are also a relative of pigs."
After replying to this post, the other party sent a picture of a pig head on the screen. Ye Kai smiled and ignored it, but at this moment, Han Wan'er actually opened the door and walked in.
Ye Kai thought she was here to apologize, but she didn't expect that she was stunned when she saw Ye Kai lying on the bed and asked: "Why are you here?"
Ye Kai said: "The bed in my room is broken, so I will sleep here for one night. Do you have any questions? Do you want to sleep here too? It doesn't matter, your butt is bigger, but this bed is bigger
, I won’t find it too crowded.”
Han Wan'er suddenly felt angry, ashamed and annoyed: "If you say one more thing that I'm a big..., I won't be done with you."
After saying that, my heart suddenly jumped, as if I remembered something important. I walked in quickly and went directly to the indoor bathroom. When I saw that it was wet inside, I suddenly felt a chill on my face and said loudly: "You took a shower here?"
Ye Kai was startled: "I said, can you not be so startled? I'm not deaf, do you need to be so loud?"
Han Wan'er had already walked inside, angrily picked up the hanging underwear, touched it, and seemed to find nothing wrong. Then she felt relieved and walked out again with a cold snort.
"Uh, are you still responsible for washing Hu Niu's underwear, or do you want to wear them?" Ye Kai had sharp eyes and immediately saw what she was holding in her hand.
"This is mine, mine, mine!!" Han Wan'er said with a dark look on her face, saying important things three times.
"Oh, that hair..." Ye Kai's subconscious words made Han Wan'er's face turn purple, and she threw her underwear at his head with a flick of her hand, "I'll kill you!"
Ye Kai suddenly felt that Han Wan'er at this moment was a bit like Song Chuhan back then, or maybe the two had been best friends for a long time, and they were influenced by each other. They were also very violent, and they jumped on the bed without taking off their shoes and wanted to fight Ye Kai.
.
"Hey, hey, hey, I'm talking about big ass. It's very dangerous for you to jump on a man's bed like this. Don't say I didn't warn you. It's none of my business if your butt is not protected by then!" Han Wan'er's little skill
The movements were child's play for Ye Kai. She couldn't even touch his little fingers after just two fiddles.
But the more Ye Kai spoke, the angrier she became, as if she was going crazy: "You still said, you still said..., I will kill you, kill you..."
She moved her hands and feet erratically, which annoyed the Ye family. Finally, she pointed out her acupuncture points with intuition. This time, she was as still as a wooden frame.
"Oh, why aren't you moving? Are you pretending to be a fool?" Ye Kai immediately laughed to death when he saw her teeth and claws froze, especially when this woman opened her mouth wide and looked like she was about to eat someone.
"Haha, even people pretending to be stupid don't look like this. This is too ugly. With your mouth so wide open, do you want to help me with your mouth?" Ye Kai stood up from the bed with a smile, stretched out a finger on her
He flicked his snow-white forehead, then scratched her nose, and finally put his fingers into her mouth, fiddled with them twice, touched her soft tongue, and burst out laughing, "It's so fun, I want to
Take a photo of you and show it to the children later!"
When Ye Kai really picked up his phone and prepared to take a photo, the result was that this woman with a big butt was in tears!
"Okay, okay, forget it if you don't want to commemorate it. I'm going to bed. Just stand guard here!"
Of course, this was impossible. Zixun took the person away as soon as he arrived. He just forgot to take away a set of underwear and left it on the bed.
…………
A night of silence.
When he woke up early the next morning, Zixun had already made breakfast for him to eat. Han Wan'er naturally had a bad look on his face and said coldly: "What an old man. You have nothing to do all day long, and you still have to have others cook for you. What's the matter?"
I have to wait for you."
Ye Kaidao: "You still want to play the wooden man game, right?"
Han Wan'er's body trembled when she heard this. She had been working as a wooden man for an hour last night. Her back was sore when she went to bed at night, and her muscles were hurting to death. She could only give him a fierce look.
Ye Kai glanced at Han Wan'er, smiled, picked up the chopsticks and started to eat directly, a poached egg and a portion of lean meat porridge, plus four flower rolls. He sat down for a few minutes. After finishing, he nodded to Zixun and praised: "Sister, you
My craftsmanship is getting better and better!”
Zixun smiled and said: "Brother, these are all done by Wan'er. She said she had cramps in her feet last night. It was you who saved her, so I still want to thank you. It's just that she is thin-skinned and is embarrassed to speak."