The thin monkey was unlucky this time. His body was kicked and he flew up. He screamed in the air and dropped the frog to death. What was terrible was that this guy had a bag with unpeeled durian in his hand.
, this time, it’s terrible!
"My butt, my butt is broken!" Thin Monkey burst into tears.
"Brother, why are you kicking him? Why don't you go and help him!" Zi Xun glanced at Ye Kai angrily. If he was going to be kicked out, what would he do?
Ye Kai was speechless, walked over, pulled the person up, and pulled out the durian: "Brother, I'm sorry, I thought it was a robber or something. I hit you too hard. I'm sorry! But, your luck..."
The thin monkey covered his buttocks and said with a grimace: "Have you ever seen a handsome robber like me? Ouch..."
He really wanted to curse people, but he was here to strike up a conversation. If he wanted to scold people away, wouldn't all the previous efforts be wasted? At this time, Zhen Gao also rushed over and shouted: "Monkey, monkey, how are you doing?"
,Are you okay? Oh my god, don’t be kicked out and become paralyzed. It’s better to go to the hospital for a check-up..."
Zhen Gao thought that if he went to the hospital for a check-up, he would have more time with the beautiful woman.
Zixun is a kind-hearted girl. Thinking that it was Ye Kai who kicked him and he must be responsible after all, she said: "He is right. It is better to go to the hospital for a check-up. We will be responsible for the medical expenses."
As if he had just discovered Zixun, Zhen Gao turned around and yelled: "Ah, beauty, handsome guy, it turns out it's you. Just now, I was so embarrassed on the boat just now. I almost bumped into you, and now... too
It’s a fate.”
Zhen Gao chatted with Zixun, but Luo Shanshan stood far away, with no interest in going up. When she saw Zixun from a distance, she felt the huge gap. Zhen Gao was right, he was indeed
Such a beautiful woman, no wonder he was so smitten with her. He was so attentive to her before, but now she doesn't care about her anymore.
Really, who is he?
It’s better to just go back and forget it!
Dong Yue next to her comforted her: "Shanshan, Zhen Gao is a rich second generation. Rich second generations are all like this. It's okay for fun. If you want him to be sincere to you, don't expect it... Forget it.
Come here, let’s have fun. It’s quite expensive to come by yourself, and it’s rare for anyone to treat you.”
At this time, the boat back would not arrive until tomorrow. Luo Shanshan was angry for a while and then figured out that at least she had not really had anything happen to Zhen Gao now. If she could see his character clearly after losing her virginity,
, that really makes me want to cry.
Over there, Ye Kai had already used fluoroscopy to look at Slim Monkey's body, and found that this guy only had a few holes in his butt punctured by durians, and nothing else. But he was surprised to see this guy.
I saw some Durex in my pocket, and it seemed like they had female companions too!
Just seeing him pretending to be a seriously injured person, Ye Kaixin vaguely understood. In addition, Zhen Gao next to him was always trying to find out some information about Zixun. He was even more aware of it and sneered: "This
Does anyone know if there is a hospital on the island? This would be great. I often treat dog and cat for fractures and so on. I’ll show it to you.”
As he spoke, he started directly and squeezed Shouhou's thigh hard.
"Ouch——"
The skinny monkey jumped three feet high and howled loudly. He was not injured at first, but now he is really injured. The guy lost his sense of pain and blurted out: "Nima than..."
Just as he said it, he suddenly caught Zhen Gao's eyes. He could only hold back the tears and said hurriedly: "Nimabi's cannon, if you have nothing to do, buy a durian to kill yourself. Now Brother Monkey's anus is pierced."
If you wear it, please pay for it!"
Ye Kai chuckled and said: "It's a trivial matter to pierce the chrysanthemum. I'm just worried about the sequelae of the bone. Come on, come on. I'm a professional. I'll show you and I won't hurt you."
How dare you, Skinny Monkey, if you don’t hurt me, I’m already in excruciating pain. If I’m hurt again, I won’t be disabled. He immediately waved his hands and said repeatedly: “It’s okay, it’s okay, no need, no need, I’m fine already.”
"Really? You won't have to lose money again then, so let's take a look!"
"It's okay, thank you!" Shouhou almost cried.
"Oh, it's okay. That means we don't have to go to the hospital. Let's go. Be careful when you walk in the future. Don't act like you're going crazy. I thought you were going to kill someone just now!" Ye Kai clapped his hands and smiled at Zixun.
laugh.
At this time, another female student also came up: "It seems that you are also here to travel, right? We are students from Jiangzhou University and we are also here to travel. How about taking a companion with us? It will be lively if there are more people."
This female classmate was also bribed by Zhen Gao to help him pick up girls.
Ye Kaidao said: "No, we are not here for a trip. You can take your time and enjoy yourself. It will be in vain!"
That Zhen Gao hurriedly said: "It turns out you are local islanders, that would be even better, be a tour guide for us. We are not familiar with it when we come here for the first time. Don't worry, I will pay you, definitely a lot, three times a day."
How about a thousand yuan? If it's too little, you can add more."
"No time!" Ye Kai said.
"Five thousand!" Zhen Gao increased the price.
"Sister, let's go!"
"Ten thousand..., beauty, just tell me a price. Money is not an issue. I have plenty of money?"
"Humph, of course money is not the problem, talent is the problem. You look so wretched, your guts are about to leak out. If you don't give in, I will slap you to death." Ye Kai was too lazy to argue with him anymore.
Yes, I directly sent harsh words.
Watching the two people walking away, Zhen Gao shouted, "Fuck," the plan to go together and pick up girls was put on hold, but the two boys next to him were still talking: "Beauty, what a super beauty, Brother Gao,
You are right, such a beauty makes every man want to touch her!"
Zhen Gao was so angry that his liver ached: "If you touch his hair, it will turn yellow. That kid is really tough. Don't fall into my hands. Let's go, go back, and pick up a pretty girl. Damn it, I need to find someone to vent my feelings to."
fire."
…………
Walking on the road, Zixun found that Ye Kai always looked at her from time to time, as if she had flowers on her face. She looked embarrassed several times: "Smelly little brother, are you addicted or something? Look at me again.
It’s up to you to collect the money!”
Ye Kai shook his head and said: "A beauty is a disaster, this is indeed a good saying. Look, from the middle-aged photographer yesterday to the stupid young man today, they were all fascinated and dizzy when they saw you. As a result,
, are they all in trouble?"
When Zi Xun heard this, he felt happy in his heart. Women all like to be praised. Who doesn't like beauty? He just said: "You didn't do it? Besides, your sister and I are naturally beautiful. What can I do?"
Go for plastic surgery to look uglier?”
Just as she was talking, her cell phone rang, and she looked to see that it was Han Wan'er calling.
For a moment, she seemed to feel nervous about being a thief, and saw that Ye Kai was hesitant to answer the phone.
"Why, aren't you answering Assistant Han's call?"
"This... we came to Dongya Island alone, I'm afraid she thought we..." She always felt like we were sneaking around, and she didn't want her to know that she and Ye Kai came to the island alone and had to spend the night.
"Are you afraid that she thinks we are here to have an affair?"
"What, steal, steal..."
Zi Xun's face turned red and she glared at him before walking to the side to answer the phone.