The girl felt good at first after listening to it, but after a while she tasted the taste and hummed with a pretty face: "What you mean is that I am not as good as your girlfriend, my figure is not as good as hers, and I am not as beautiful as her."
?”
The girl asked herself whether she was the school beauty or the number one. How could the girlfriend found by this skinny monkey in front of her be more beautiful? She was even prettier than this lady. This guy must be blind, with abnormal sexual/orientation, or he is a girl.
My friend is blind.
Ye Kai said casually: "Yes, my girlfriend is D."
"What?"
"The D from ABCD, the D that is two sizes bigger than you."
The girl understood this time, but she was so angry that she wanted to blow up the temple. This damn monkey, this ugly monkey, actually made fun of her breasts. She was definitely first-class in terms of facial features and temperament, but it was just the two things on her chest.
Unsatisfied, I just jumped out of the cage of A and lost a lot of points: "Humph, is D amazing? Who knows if it is real D, maybe it is fake, it is all silicone."
Ye Kai was stunned. Whether it was Han Wan'er or Song Chuhan, they were all genuine products. There was no need to install any silicone. But think about it, why bother arguing with this little girl? He could see it.
Old Man Tao's cultivation level is terrifyingly advanced, but his granddaughter has little cultivation level. She is just a beginner in the Qi Dynasty realm. No wonder she needs a bodyguard.
"Hey, it's getting late, it's almost dark, be careful there are snakes in the pool, you'd better come out quickly!" Ye Kai said.
"Ah -" the girl exclaimed, looking around, "Then...turn your head quickly."
"Okay!" Ye Kai turned around and muttered in a low voice, "If there's anything good to see, I won't look at it!"
The girl heard this and was so angry that she almost went crazy. She really wished her grandfather had killed him just now. While gritting her teeth and cursing in her heart, she carefully swam to the shore. When she was about to get out of the water, she kept looking at Ye Kai to prevent him from peeking.
But the edge of the pool was quite slippery. She was only focused on guarding Ye Kai against thieves, but did not notice that there was moss on the stones beside the pool. As a result, her feet slipped when she climbed up——
"Ah, ouch!"
"...wuwuwu..."
I cried straight away afterwards.
When Ye Kai heard the shouting and crying, he naturally couldn't ignore it. He immediately looked back and found her slumped on the stone, covering her lower body with her hands and crying so hard that her heart broke.
"What's wrong? What happened?" Ye Kai quickly stepped forward.
But the girl immediately cried and shouted: "Don't come over, turn around... Ouch... Grandpa, it hurts me so much, it's coming out, it's coming out, it's bleeding!"
Ye Kai was startled when he heard this, thinking that it couldn't be possible. What a coincidence, he sat down and bumped into that spot? Then, I'm afraid it would be really painful and life-threatening.
At this time, Ye Kai ignored her objections and ran over to grab her clothes on the ground: "It's okay, it's okay. You put your clothes on first and I'll help you heal your injuries."
Since they were all monks anyway, he didn't need to be secretive. He directly used the Aoki Curse to form a blue rune mark and penetrate it into her body.
"Forget it, since that old man may test me, then I'll do it to the end."
So, he cast two more Aoki Curses in succession.
The girl didn't seem surprised by this, but after Ye Kai's Aoki Curse took effect, the first period of time would be even more painful. She shivered in pain and cried loudly: "Ooooo, stinky monkey, you did it to me."
What is this thing? Don’t you think it hurts me enough? What kind of thing is this? It hurts me to death..."
Ye Kai said: "This is a healing technique. Once it hurts, it will heal immediately. Otherwise, if you fell down, your bones might be broken. Just be patient and see if you don't bleed now."
Already?"
"Turn around!"
After the girl put on her clothes and took a closer look, it seemed that there was really no bleeding anymore, but the stone was covered with moss, and her butt fell on it, and the result was that it was all dirty, and now she felt a little embarrassed.
How can I wash the wound if it's not healed yet? But if the wound is healed, it's even more troublesome. The dirt is all stuck under the skin, so how can I see anyone?
So he endured the pain and washed slowly while urging Ye Kai never to look back.
It took a long time for her to finish the treatment and put on her pants. The wound seemed to be no longer painful, but she was a little worried now. She asked Ye Kai: "Hey, is your treatment okay? What do you think I am now?"
...Still a girl?”
Ye Kai rolled his eyes: "Don't worry, my treatment has no sex-changing function."
The girl almost went crazy when she heard this. She was stunned for a long time before she said: "What I'm asking is, am I a girl or a woman now?"
"..." Ye Kai wanted to laugh a little, remembering that the first time he and Han Wan'er used the Aoki Curse, and it was restored immediately, so he was very sure of her identity, but she was so arrogant, so he deliberately didn't
Said, "How do I know if you are a woman? I haven't tried."
I’ve tried it, but it’s still a girl!
Looking at the frowning girl, Ye Kai was in trouble. He was going to rush back to County D, but Old Man Tao gave himself such a task, but he ran away. So what should I do next?
"Hey, you don't really want me to be your bodyguard, do you? How about you tell your grandfather that you don't like my bodyguard and ask for a replacement?"
The girl originally thought so too, she didn't want such an ugly monkey to be her bodyguard, but now that Ye Kai said this, she started to mutter in her heart: "You stinky monkey, you don't want to be one, why don't I?"
It’s not as you wish. After looking at my lady’s body, I’m still too small. I still want to try it. I really want to eat swan meat... By the way, don’t the bodyguards have to listen to my lady? Humph, then let me
You can become a bodyguard and see how I torture you to death in the future."
Thinking of this, she said: "I'm sorry, my grandfather has always kept his word. He said he wanted you to be a bodyguard, so you won't be able to escape. Otherwise, if he gets angry, you will really just
He could be beaten to death, and besides, he's gone now, so I can't call him back."
Ye Kai was in a dilemma: "Then you have a way to contact him, right?"
The girl said: "There is no way. People like my grandfather don't have mobile phones on them. It's very difficult to find the dragon when he sees the beginning but not the end. So, from now on, you just be my little bodyguard. Now
I'm thirsty, please go find me some water."
Holy shit!
Seeing the girl's expression like this, Ye Kai felt a little sick: "Isn't there water in the pool behind you? Just drink from that. I drank a lot just now."
The girl said angrily: "That is my lady's bath water, how could you..., what did you say, you just drank it?"
Ye Kai suddenly had a black line on his face. He didn't think anything of it at first, but now when she mentioned bath water, he felt a little nauseous. If it were further extended, wouldn't it be water for washing feet and washing buttocks? How disgusting!
Seeing her gloating about her misfortune, Ye Kai was also a little annoyed and said: "Your grandfather keeps his word, but he just said that I am your fiancé. So do you, the fiancée, want to listen to me?"