Tao University's campus beauty sometimes says some outrageous things. Even if the food is burnt, you won't have diarrhea if you eat it, unless it's really turned into black charcoal.
"Miss, the gas in your house is gone. It's difficult for a clever woman to cook without a fire. There is really no other way. Just eat what you want. You won't get diarrhea." Ye Kai told the truth.
Tao Momo was slightly stunned: "There is no fire? There is such a thing. The landlord is really cunning like a fox. He even said that the gas was just filled in. I haven't used it a few times. Could it be that you put it on while cooking?"
Was the gas stolen?"
Ye Kai's face darkened, and he said to himself, "I'm so full that I'm here to steal the gas from your gas tank. Where can I hide it? I can't hide it in my crotch, right? Even if it's a fart, I can't hide it!"
"Hey, no, there is no gas. The food must be half-cooked. Why are you still burnt?" She realized the problem.
"Actually, it's like this. There is no gas, so I use the Dan fire to cook. My control over the Dan fire is not very good, so the burning happens. Sorry, I will definitely pay attention to it next time.
, guaranteed to get better and better.”
"You cook with alchemy fire?" She looked at him with an expression like looking at an alien, and finally nodded, "Well, okay, forget it this time, just eat!"
"You can eat it, I've eaten it outside." Ye Kai said.
"Oh, if you don't eat anyone you cook, who dares to eat it? Let's eat it together!" She said a little stubbornly and domineeringly, "Baby, come over and eat quickly. We'll get that thing later."
Mu Baobao said inside: "It'll be ready soon, it'll be ready soon, it has been uploaded, hahaha, the response is so strong, everyone is spreading it, it has been spread to more than a dozen classes, and a senior from the computer department said
I am hacking the administrator rights of the forum. Hahaha. Cousin, your transformation will be completed soon. Do you want to thank me? By the way, I am very curious. Cousin, if you didn’t give Teacher Hu
If you do that kind of thing, what are you doing? I noticed that there is a tearing movement there. Isn't it tearing apart Teacher Hu's pussy? Have you ever seen Teacher Hu's pussy?"
"Ahem!" Ye Kai looked embarrassed. He really hadn't watched it at that time, but he had just seen a more secret one, "Well, this video was taken out of context, just a short section of it was intercepted. In fact, it was Hu
The teacher called me to the office to talk about the English test problem. I accidentally spilled the boiling water and injured my leg. I was helping her treat the wound. Later, I went to the infirmary to buy ointment. It seemed that the receipt was still there.
In the pocket."
He felt in his pocket and actually pulled out a crumpled receipt.
Mu Baobao said: "I see, don't worry, we will definitely win this battle, let's wait and see the good show tomorrow!"
Tao Momo ate a chopstick of tomato, tasted it and felt it was okay, so she nodded and said: "I saw Teacher Hu was very sad just now. I'm afraid the school has already dealt with her. Ye Kai, I think you should
Go over and take a look, comfort her, and tell her the news."
Ye Kai's mind flashed to the naked Hu Yuexi, and said: "Oh, I have already told her, will the school make a decision so quickly and expel her?"
Thinking of the way Hu Yuexi cried loudly just now, this is really possible.
Tao Momo invited the baby to come over for dinner again, which made Ye Kai think that Miss Tao might be a good mother in the future. As for whether she was a good wife or not, that was another matter.
Bao Baobao stared at the phone and shouted: "It's done, that senior is so awesome. He has already hacked that damn bastard administrator, and my post has been sent out. Haha, let's see how they die now!"
"
Ye Kai took her mobile phone over and looked at it. Sure enough, there was a post posted by Papaya Baby that was pinned to the top. The name was: Campus Beauty's Investigation File, No. 1, Salted Fish Turns Over.
What a weird name!
When he clicked on it, there was a video taken by Ye Kai. There were already dozens of replies below. He looked at a few of them and felt that they were about the same. Teacher Hu's farce should be clear at this point.
…………
At the same time, Huang Duanzi, who was enjoying the limited-level service of a beautiful woman in a massage parlor, received a call from Ma Yun: "Brother Duanzi, Ye Kai has made a comeback. The school will not expel him because all this is..."
Two teachers did it."
"What teacher did this? What do you mean? Please explain clearly."
"It's just that someone has posted on the school forum now..." Ma Yun briefly explained the matter. Huang Duanzi hung up without saying goodbye. He clicked on the forum and started reading. He originally saw Ye Kai and Hu Yuexi today.
After doing something like this, he was filled with jealousy and expectation. What he was jealous about was that Ye Kai was having sex with such a mature and beautiful teacher. He also thought about it. He was so quick to do it. What he was looking forward to was that the school would definitely not do it this time.
He spared them lightly, and for this reason he also mobilized several younger brothers and asked them to go to the forum to stir up trouble.
But now I looked at another post, and what a twist. The group of guys who were still scolding Ye Kai and telling him to get out seemed to have come over to support him again. There were even a group of idiot fans who sent a lot of posts to
Ye Kai rectified his name and denounced the two teachers who framed people behind the scenes.
"Damn it, why is this guy so lucky?"
"Can't you let me have fun just once?"
Huang Duanzi muttered angrily and almost dropped his phone on the ground. At this time, the masseuse stopped because of his behavior and looked at him with strange eyes. After he calmed down, he said in a cooing voice: "Young handsome guy, you
Do you really want to feel good? Do you want another service, which only costs 500 yuan and is guaranteed to make you feel happy?"
"What service?"
"Keke, the handsome guy is still pretending to be stupid with me, so of course I will provide you with a comfortable service."
Huang Duanzi looked at her. She was a vulgar girl, but now she was really angry and couldn't get rid of her. He didn't think too much and nodded directly.
…………
White horse west wind.
Hu Yuexi also saw the news on the forum.
Since Ye Kai left, she vented hysterically in the room for a while, finally getting rid of the embarrassment and embarrassment that made her faint when she thought about it; but she still felt very awkward in her heart, after all, it was such an extremely private matter.
, I really want to find a hole in the ground that I can’t get out of.
After lying in the room blankly for a while, she received a call from a teacher, telling her that a video file appeared on the forum, which could prove that she was framed and wrongly accused... In fact, Ye Kai had already mentioned this in the note.
I told her online, but I still opened the forum and took a look.
It’s really strange to think about it. The last time he fell into the manhole obediently, it was Ye Kai who helped to carry him out. The last time he was bullied by the hateful office director, it was Ye Kai who helped to resolve it. In addition, this time, it was already the third time.
Three times.
"I haven't felt protected like this for a long time. Is this student really my lucky star?"
"But like that just now, he must think that I am a bad woman. How can I see him in the future?"
At this time, she put on her clothes and walked out of the room, only to see that the door to the living room was ajar. She took a closer look, my God, the lock was broken!
How to sleep at night?
PS: Thank you to all the friends who gave tips and support. I have had a cold and fever these past few days, and I am not in good condition, so I haven’t done much typing. I will code hard today and save more manuscripts, and strive to update more articles next month!