When Ye Kai heard this, he almost laughed out loud.
I thought to myself: The fortune teller is really cruel. He even weighs the cow dung and adds a splash of urine. How can this thing not be smeared to death even if it is applied to the body?
Niutou also looked at Cao Erba suspiciously, suspecting that he was playing a trick on him.
Brother Erba touched his beardless chin and said seriously: "Believe it or not, although the method is a bit crude, it is the last word to survive. When you go back, teach this method to a few other people. Do you want to use it?"
Just leave it to fate."
The bull-headed policeman hesitated for a while, then finally gritted his teeth and said thank you, and left. It seemed that he decided to try this unconventional method. After all, life is the most important thing.
When there was no one around, Ye Kai asked Cao Erba: "Brother Erba, is this method of yours just a lie? It's too shady."
Unexpectedly, Cao Erba said seriously: "This is not nonsense, it is true. Corpse energy belongs to yin. The method I just taught him is called the method of sheltering from evil. Cow dung and child urine are both masculine and full of yin."
, plus there must be a strong smell on the old man’s body and bed, which is called dead air, which can temporarily cover the corpse air.”
Ye Kai nodded, half-informed, but each sect had its own unique method, so he didn't delve into it further.
…
…
I left the criminal police team and took a police car when I came here. When I returned, I couldn't even get a taxi. I waited at the intersection for half an hour and no taxi came by.
The two of them were walking on the street in the city. Cao Erba's attire attracted countless looks from passers-by. Ye Kai always felt that the expressions they looked at him clearly contained the word "liar".
"Old Cao, you wear so much on a hot day, you're not afraid of getting prickly heat? I think you've been wearing these clothes for many days, and they're getting moldy. I'll pay for you to buy clothes later, how about it?" Ye Kai
Like a foreigner who did good deeds, he patted him and said, Brother Erba evolved into Lao Cao.
Cao Erba agreed with this title, but disagreed with the change of clothes: "No, this is a gold silk five-element robe that can only be worn by the true disciples of my Mai Sect. It is warm in winter and cool in summer, invulnerable to water and fire, and does not stain dust.
No need to wash, I can’t wear other clothes.”
Ye Kai's eyes lit up: "Really or not? Then this is a magical garment? Let me try it!"
After he said that, he raised his foot and kicked him over.
Cao Erba quickly moved away: "What do you want to do?"
Ye Kai smiled and said: "Try to see if you can leave any footprints. If not, I will believe you. Otherwise, you have to change my clothes immediately. Didn't you see that others thought we were in cahoots and were a pair of liars?
?”
Just as he was talking, there was a sudden crash above his head, and a large basin of water crashed down along with a plastic washbasin, accompanied by a girl's exclamation.
Ye Kai raised his eyes and quickly activated the Wind Technique and stepped back.
"ah--"
"Wow--"
"Boom!"
Accompanied by a girl's long exclamation, Cao Erba was poured with a basin of water from head to toe. The pink basin fell down, and by chance it was put on his Taoist hat head, and he moved backwards.
It was tilted upward at an angle of thirty degrees, blocking his view.
Ye Kai made great achievements in Gale Wind and escaped disaster.
Standing three meters away, he was overjoyed and gloated: "This golden five-element Taoist robe is indeed incredible. A basin of foot-washing water will make your heart feel cold, but this clothes is still clean. God's robe, it is indeed
Godly clothes, I want to get one and wear it."
Cao Erba took down the washbasin in annoyance, his face covered with bitter gourd. When he looked up, he saw four beautiful characters hanging above his head: Soothing Foot Bath.
"I'm going!"
The fortune teller also cursed.
At this time, a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl wearing white pajamas and red slippers hurriedly ran down. Seeing Cao Erba's miserable state, she almost laughed out loud, but then she stuck out her tongue and immediately lowered her head to apologize.
She has a plain face, fair skin, and beautiful facial features. She is a delicate beauty, but in a place like this...
Cao Erba frowned and asked, "You won't really pour a basin of water for Master Tao's feet, will you?"
As he spoke, he sniffed hard with his dog's nose a few times. Fortunately, he didn't smell any smelly feet.
The girl hurriedly said: "No, no, this is not foot washing water, this is what I use to wash my face..."
But even as a face washer, Dao Ye found it unbearable.
"Master Taoist, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean it. Then... why don't you go inside and wash yourself!"
Cao Erba's golden five-element Taoist robe was invulnerable to water and fire, but the yin-yang hat on his head was an ordinary thing. It was deflated by the basin of water and hanging there, which was very funny. The hair on his face was also messy, and
I can only let her clean it.
Then we learned during the conversation that the girl's name was Manli, and she was the foot-washing girl of this comfortable foot bath. She just got up to wash her face, and found that the sewer pipe was blocked, so she put the washbasin on the window sill after washing her face. Who would have known?
I accidentally touched it and fell down. Fortunately, it was only on the second floor.
Ten minutes later, Cao Erba took a shower at their place. He took off his hat, revealing his long hair. He was still wearing his robe, except for a pair of slippers under his feet, which looked nondescript.
The little girl named Manli said sheepishly: "I'm really sorry just now, otherwise I would give you a free foot massage and take it as an apology. Is that okay, Master Dao?"
Ye Kai thought he would refuse, but he didn't expect that this guy nodded and actually agreed, and said: "Good press, I will come often in the future."
When the Taoist master wanted to massage his feet, Ye Kai couldn't just watch from the side. He also sat down next to him and found another foot bath girl, but he had to pay for it out of his own pocket. Speaking of which, this was his first time in a foot bath.
The person who was washing his feet in the shop was a girl in her early twenties who looked just like that. It was probably too early and the business hadn't officially opened yet. She was yawning while washing her feet. However, Manli next to her was quite good at chirping.
After talking, Ye Kai saw another side of Master Dao. He had a mouth that could tell the dead that they were alive. While talking about everything, he looked for opportunities to take advantage of Manli. He also said that he would read her fortune and touch her for a while.
He touched his face with his hands for a while, making the little girl blush and her heart beat red, but she was also at a loss what to do.
Ye Kai couldn't help but curse: "This guy just said that Xunran's jewelry is full of beauties that are easy to push down. Isn't he also using the excuse of fortune telling to touch every one of them?"
Not to mention, after soaking in it and squeezing it, it feels quite comfortable.
When I went out and turned right, I happened to see a bank. Ye Kai went in and cashed the cash check. The deposit of 100 million alarmed the bank manager on the spot. Just looking at Ye Kai's country boy clothes, he thought he had picked it up somewhere!
However, the rules are the rules. There is no problem with the check, but the bank does not recognize the person who recognized the check. The manager pulled Ye Kai into the VIP room like an uncle, changed a VIP card on the spot, and also introduced various investment and financial management, etc.; Ye Kai
I ignored them all and just kept a current deposit and opened online banking, which will be convenient to use when the time comes.
"Ye Kai, Brother Erba, here!"
As soon as I left the bank gate, I heard a familiar female voice. It was Zixun, sitting in a MINI car and sticking her head out of the window, waving to the two of them.