"For the audience and friends to have a safe laugh!"
"Whether it's jade fish."
"Still the devil pepper!"
"We can all eat it."
"Whether it's sleeping outdoors."
"It's still warm indoors."
"We can all just drop down and sleep."
“Welcome to Two Days ~ One Night!”
The members now don't need help from writers to write their opening words, they just make them up on the fly themselves.
"Welcome to Two Days and One Night. Our opening today is a bit special. Where is the director?"
"This is located in Dongyang County, Xishan Province, and our station is at the train station.
With the rapid development of high-speed trains, traditional trains have gradually faded out of people's sight and are used more for cargo transportation.
There is still a line here, commonly known as the green car line, which is also one of the few remaining lines in the country."
He Jiong stood up: "Wang Jiaer, do you know what a green car is?"
"I don't know, is it a green train?" He was also curious.
"Absolutely. Because the exterior is painted a layer of olive green, it is commonly known as a green leather car. In our era, we basically used it to go to other places.
In the early days, there was no air conditioning, many designs were unreasonable, and the speed was slow, but it still carried the memory of a generation.
With the continuous development of railways, we in China have achieved world-class standards, and we provide high-speed rail technology to many countries, and we can be proud of it."
"I remember riding in it when I was a kid, and it felt like it had air conditioning. It was also good, but the speed was not fast." Lin Gengxin recalled.
"How old were you when you were a child? It was already upgraded and renovated by then."
Lin Gengxin nodded: "Brother Kai should know, isn't he almost 50?"
Kaikai lay down with his gun inexplicably, and everyone laughed.
"Then we are going to travel by train today."
"Is there anyone else taking this line?"
"Yes." Su Yan replied: "It's just that there are very few people there, so the production team directly booked a carriage."
"yeah!"
Everyone was very excited. Da Fei stepped forward and took the ticket. Perhaps just for the occasion, he still used the same red paper style as before.
Several members rarely take trains, and they have never seen this before, so they picked it up and studied it.
Su Yan saw that it was almost time, so he asked the staff to hurry up and get ready. There were only a few photographers following him to take pictures.
After entering the waiting hall, there were not many people there, but a group of people cheering attracted their attention.
He Jiong also directly came forward and made some simple exchanges, then found a seat and sat down at random.
The production team has also coordinated with the car department and asked people to wait on the platform first to avoid running out of time.
"Oh~ Besides! Besides!"
The train arrives at the station.
Looking at the green car that was getting slower and slower, Su Yan also felt a little strange. He vaguely remembered that he had ridden in it when he was a child, but he couldn't be sure.
The members also got into the car noisily.
Contrary to expectations, the interior of the carriage is actually very clean and tidy, and the air conditioning is sufficient.
It feels good to occupy a carriage alone.
Da Fei pointed at someone with obvious problems at the end: "Look, is this a guest? Does our show finally have a guest? Is it a female celebrity?"
"Oh!" He Jiong was speechless: "Have you ever seen any female celebrity who would read the newspaper there when she appeared? She is obviously from the same era as Green Car, okay, it fits the theme of the show."
Zheng Kai walked over aggressively: "I want to see who it is?"
Unexpectedly, after taking down the opponent's newspaper, he took two steps back.
"Teacher Huang!"
Huang Lei smiled and said, "Oh, what a coincidence, Zheng Kai, why did you step back when you saw me?"
"What?" Kaikai touched his head: "The train just happened to be leaving. I didn't stand properly. I'm really not afraid of you."
He Jiong came up directly and gave him a hug: "Welcome, Teacher Huang."
Others lined up.
Now everyone seems to have found a backer: "Teacher Huang, you don't know, we are going to suffer a lot during the recording of this show. You have to make the decision for us this time."
"Making the decision?" Huang Lei shook his head: "If you can't do it, how can you be as miserable as me? Just a few days ago, Huang Bo and I went down to more than 1,000 meters underground to dig coal, and it was him who did it."
Uh! This rhythm is wrong.
Shouldn't the tiger's body tremble and then the director bow his head and bow?
Why do you look like you can't figure it out?
Naturally, all this was staged, and Huang Lei flew over on a plane.
"But at least Mr. Huang, your program is still in charge of food. Here we are starving and don't know who is where at night."
"Is that so?" Huang Lei glared at his beard and said, "I won't record it anymore. I'm going back." He stood up and made a gesture to leave.
As a good friend for many years, He Jiong naturally knew the routine. He hugged him and said as if coaxing a child: "Not today. Teacher Huang is here. You have to eat and drink well no matter what, right?"
After speaking, he also glanced in the direction of the production team.
Su Yan understood: "It's rare for Teacher Huang to come here. I guarantee that there will be something to eat and a place to sleep."
Huang Lei will not bite the bullet and ask questions about where to eat and where to stay. All this is for the effect of the show.
"Hey, you know, when I was riding this car when I was a kid, I was waiting for the small cart selling things to come over. It should be Jianlibao at that time, and my dad would buy me a bottle. Of course, it was cheap back then, so I could
When we got off the bus, there was still half a bottle left.”
Huang Lei fell into memories.
"After I went to college, I just rode in the car by myself. There were people traveling from north to south, and there were also people playing poker in the car. In the summer, there was an electric fan."
He pointed at the wall: "That's probably where it is. Sometimes the sound you make makes me really afraid of falling."
Everyone laughed together.
"Later on, as technology improved, the number of these cars gradually became less and less. To be honest, I forgot the last time I took a green car."
The members listened to the two teachers talking about some past events, which was quite interesting. After all, they did not understand or familiar with the history.
"By the way, director, how long does it take to get to our destination?" He Jiong started to promote the process.
"It will take about three and a half hours. There will be a stop in the middle for about five minutes, and then we will go directly to the base camp."
"Well, it's already noon, what should we eat?" Baike touched his stomach, indicating that he was hungry.
"Teacher Huang Lei mentioned the snack cart just now. Let's play a game as a snack. The one who loses in the end can buy a cart at his own expense."
The members looked at each other with wonderful expressions.
"As long as it's not me!"
Huang Lei was puzzled: "Now we have to pay for the show? Why are you all so happy? Besides, this car costs a lot of money."
Su Yan smiled: "There's a one in eight chance, Teacher Huang, you won't be so unlucky. It's quite hard for the staff here, don't you think so?"
Seeing that no one had any objections, he began to publish the rules of the game.
"You still remember the wink game Fu Bu Fu played last time."
"Remember!"
The members said in unison.
Huang Leimeng was forced.
Just remember whatever you remember, I'm new here, okay.
He Jiong, who was sitting next to him, kept explaining for a while, but found that he was still a little confused.
After trying it out for a few times, Huang Lei laughed. Not to mention, it was quite interesting.
Su Yan looked serious: "Then what we are playing today is another version."
Hey! Huang Lei was angry at that time.
If you don't play this, why bother to learn it so much?
"But it's almost the same." Su Yan quickly reassured him, Huang Lei really dared to slap him: "It's just that the opponent is you.
There were eight people in total. After I announced the start, I stood up and started counting from 1 loudly. For example, Teacher Huang Lei stood up and shouted 1, and Bai Ke did the same, that is, these two people are rock, paper, scissors. If each number is a single person,
The last person loses."
"No wonder it's called a wink game. It's actually just watching other people's actions. It's considered psychological warfare." Huang Lei finally understood how to play it.
Lin Gengxin was eager to give it a try: "I don't care, I will definitely shout 1, and no one can compete with me."
Wang Jiaer learned: "I am 2, I am 2."
He Jiong was speechless: "Okay, you are the second best."
Everyone was laughing, and Wang Jiaer couldn't figure out what was going on.
"Let's try it out first. After all, it's our first time playing."
He Jiong's proposal was approved, naturally it was not because of money, he was very concerned about the performance.
Unlike the expected intense situation, after Su Yan announced the start, everyone looked at each other and kept moving, but no one got up.
Lin Gengxin, who had been clamoring to be the first to shout, immediately became silent.
"1!"
"Hahahaha!" Everyone laughed.
He Jiong and Huang Lei couldn't hold it any longer and stood up at the same time.
"Hey, it would be great if this was an official game." Zhang Yishan felt it was a pity.
"That's it, let's officially start." Su Yan said: "Three, two, one."
As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Gengxin stood up immediately and shouted out the numbers.
The others were shocked and one of them left.
"2!"
Bai Ke succeeded and walked up to Lin Gengxin with a big smile to celebrate with a high five.
"3!" Baike.
"4!" He Jiong.
"5!" Da Fei.
"6!" Zheng Kai.
"7!" Zhang Yishan.
"Hahaha"
The whole sequence went smoothly. Huang Lei was still struggling whether he could get up or not, so it was over.
"You must have colluded." He expressed his dissatisfaction.
"Teacher Huang, there is no way to cheat in this game. You can call anyone at will. Are you going to compete with someone soon?"
"I'm going to call the snack truck." Da Fei stood up.
Wang Jiaer accompanied me.
He Jiong reminded loudly, please fill up the car, there is person number 34 here.
After a while, the two came over together with the salesperson.
Su Yan asked the staff not to be polite and just come forward and take it.
Everyone was eating snacks, chatting, and looking at the scenery outside the window, feeling so happy.
Seeing that the time was almost up, Su Yan stood up.
"In a while, there will be a stop for the train, Xiaojiao.
There is a specialty here, which is noodles, and we will select a member to taste it on behalf of everyone."
As soon as I said this, I stopped doing anything and said it was a specialty. Why should I give it to just one person?
"Please be quiet first, I haven't finished speaking yet." Su Yan explained patiently: "The stopping time of this site is 7 minutes, which means that the selected member must finish the noodles within this time before he can
Get in the car."
"Heh~"
Originally everyone was in high spirits, but this turned out to be a big hole.
"It takes 3 or 4 minutes to cook the noodles. It's still so hot. It's too late."
"What if I haven't finished eating? Will the train wait?" Wang Jiaer asked.
"We only reserved one carriage. There are still passengers in other carriages. How can we wait? We have time to prepare." Su Yan answered him.
"Doesn't that mean this person will fall behind?" He Jiong said in surprise and started laughing.
"Although it's scary, it's also very interesting to think about."
"Are you really lagging behind?" Huang Lei confirmed again and again and shook his head: "Your program is also ruthless."
"The rules are very simple. I have a dice here." Su Yan threw the sponge dice on his hand: "Just roll the point, the smallest one loses, and the score is the same."
He Jiong was the first to stand up: "I'll go first."
The dice was thrown up in response. After rolling on the ground a few times, a big "five" made him sigh in relief. It was basically safe.
The other people's faces were full of envy, and no one wanted to get out of the car to eat that noodle.
Huang Lei is second.
He held the dice and took a deep breath before throwing it out. After hitting the chair, the dice slowly turned over.
"1!"
He scratched his hair in disbelief.
The members are celebrating like crazy, all they have to do is compete with each other.
It's true that other people's misfortunes are my luck.
Huang Lei could only hope that someone else would come out to challenge him.
But fate seemed to be joking with him. The members finished throwing one by one, and the youngest one was Baike's two.
In the end, only Lin Gengxin was left.
Everyone's eyes were on him.
Lin Gengxin picked up the dice and kissed it. He shouted: "Go, Pikachu."