Time flies, the sun and the moon fly by, and in a blink of an eye, October 1st is here, the motherland’s birthday, and it is also the wedding day of Su Yan and Lin Xiaoyun.
Lin Xiaoyun was summoned home by Ti Luo Er's call the night before. She originally wanted to join in the fun and hold a bachelor's night in the hotel with her groomsmen, but Luo Er scolded her: "How can a girl like you be with others?
Discuss how to marry yourself?"
In fact, Tyrol was too responsible. She had discussed it with the bridesmaids and Lin Xiaoyun's father and sister a few days ago. Since it was a Chinese wedding, it must be done according to the rules. My father-in-law didn't understand the customs, but after hearing that he wanted to give the groom some power,
Only in the future will I be nice to my wife and be very cooperative.
Back in the city these days, everyone was staying in a hotel. Su Yan and the two couldn't stay at home. They ran there every day. The group of people had a great time.
Last night, I even bought some red wine. Thirty or so people agreed to just taste it, but in the end, there was a tendency to drink wine together again. Su Yan didn't dare to drink more, so he switched to Coke, since they were all the same color anyway.
Everyone was tacitly aware of it, but Yoona was too excited. Although she had a better drinking capacity than Su Yan, there were so many people there that it was definitely not enough to watch. It all depended on her momentum, and then she lost her temper.
When he saw his daughter-in-law's face turned red, Su Yan stopped her from drinking. The next day's wedding was held, and I hadn't heard of the bride asking for leave because she was drunk. Don't make a joke.
Tyrol and other Girls' Generation members were discussing at home. They waited and waited for no one to come back until after ten o'clock. They were a little anxious because they had to get up early tomorrow morning to put on makeup and other preparations, so they started to grab the goods directly.
Life is chained.
Only then did the person come back.
Lin Xiaoyun, who was hugging her as soon as she got home and calling "sister" in her mouth, was also speechless. She could only ask Xu Xian to accompany her back to the room to sleep while the others continued.
Su Yan will stay in a hotel at night and will set off from here tomorrow morning. Then the motorcade will tour around the city and then turn to his home to pick up the bride.
Before dawn the next day, someone knocked on the door. When I went out, I saw Hu Shuai dressed more handsomely than me. Chen Chichi, Zhang Yishan and the others were all there. He wiped his eyes, looked at his watch and said, "It doesn't have to be so early.
It's not even six o'clock yet, are you sober?"
"Stop talking nonsense!" Hu Shuai opened the door and walked in. "You want to pick up Yoona smelling of alcohol and with dark circles under your eyes?"
Chi Chi even pulled him to the bathroom: "Go pee and take a shower. Hurry up." Then she waved and a group of strangers came.
Su Yan thought that there was a group of people outside the door, and he was a little nervous about the toilet. After finishing it three times, five times, five times and two times, as soon as he went out, without any explanation, he was pressed in front of the mirror.
Good guy, it has only been a few minutes, and all kinds of cosmetics have been put on the table. A man with orchid fingers and earrings is said to be an ace technician and has done makeup for many big names.
Powder powder, eyebrow pencil, and all kinds of tools that Su Yan couldn't name were tossed on his face. When he was finished, he said, hey! It's really good. Not to mention the haggardness accumulated over the past few days, his appearance has gone up a notch, and he is basically able to
He challenged Lao Hu and was slightly better than Lin Gengxin.
Then someone put the groom's red robe and soap boots on him, and a bunch of flowers were draped across his chest, and a group of people gathered around him and walked out.
Yes,
This is a traditional Chinese wedding, wearing ancient costumes.
Originally, just to meet the occasion, I wanted to get a horse for Su Yan to ride, but then I thought it would be too high-profile not to cause trouble for the traffic police uncle. After all, he was still in retirement.
On Su Yan's left is Hu Shuai, on his right is Lin Gengxin, and behind him are a group of handsome groomsmen and relatives who are welcoming the bride.
Yishui's motorcade lined up in front of the hotel. Even the driver, wearing a crisp uniform and white gloves, stood at attention beside the car.
"Get in the car!"
ChiChi roared.
This team is almost like an expeditionary force.
The black Rolls-Royce Phantom, fifteen Bentleys, and three camera cars immediately attracted onlookers as soon as they left the hotel.
This is normal, this is a small urban area, and usually the tail car is used as the lead car.
Moreover, there were so many people getting married today, and those with Mercedes-Benz and BMWs either simply slowed down and let them go first, or they simply ran away without a trace.
Su Yan was sitting in the car, and Lao Hu was accompanying him, helping to straighten the big red flower on his chest.
"How are you? Are you nervous?"
"A little bit."
"What are you afraid of?" Lao Hu patted him on the shoulder: "It's not like you're going to the execution ground, so stand up."
"They say marriage is the grave of love."
"...Then let's turn around and go back?"
"No, no, no, it's just a joke."
Su Yan turned around and could vaguely see the expressions of his parents behind him, full of smiles.
After wandering for about half an hour, the surrounding scenery became familiar.
"Zizzizi!"
A familiar voice came, Su Yan turned his head, and Hu Shuai took out a walkie-talkie from nowhere.
"Attention all units. Attention all units. Our army will arrive on the battlefield in five minutes. Please be ready for battle."
Mr. Wang's voice came.
"Got it! Tirol, this little girl, doesn't know what kind of trap she has set up ahead, so please be careful." This is Huang Lei.
Chi Chi smiled there: "Teacher Huang, my strength is too great to be admired by others. We have elite soldiers and generals on our side. What tricks can a few young ladies come up with?"
"You must never underestimate the enemy. I have seen that Tyrol has put a lot of thought into these days and even held meetings behind closed doors." King Kaikai said.
Su Yan couldn't help but laugh when he looked at the driver. They were such a funny bunch.
While talking, news came.
"A large number of enemy troops were found gathering at the entrance of the alley ahead."
"Can you rush over?"
"I'm afraid it's not easy to deal with. They are a group of half-grown children."
Su Yan had already seen at least twenty children standing at the narrow alley entrance, and there were adults beside them, staring blankly at the vehicles.
"Hiss!" Zhang Yishan exclaimed: "Tyloer still has two brushes. He can't hit him, and he can't rush him. What should we do..."
"Don't worry! Leave it to me."
Wang Yangyang got out of the car, holding a box in his hand, and walked forward resolutely in the eyes of everyone.
Because in the car, Su Yan couldn't hear what he said and could only see the children shaking their heads.
after,
It's too late to say,
Soon then,
Wang Yangyang looked up to the sky and screamed, opened the box and threw something on the side.
After taking a closer look, it turned out to be various chocolate milk candies.
The children broke out with a crash and made way for them.
Xiaopang was surrounded by children. He waved his right hand to indicate that he should continue moving forward and leave this place to him.
When a vehicle passes by, everyone rolls down their windows and pays attention.
Not long after walking down the several hundred meters long alley, we immediately encountered the second challenge.
A group of old men waved cattail fans, set up a Zhenlong chess game, and fought in pairs in the middle, turning a blind eye to the arrival of the motorcade.
"What an insidious Tyrolean. After the children, he actually sent out veteran cadres. What should we do?"
"Leave it to me!"
Huang Lei held a few pieces of Chinese in his hand, and he would send them out when he saw people in front of him.
The effect was remarkable. The old men not only stood up voluntarily, but also took the initiative to move their chairs away and gave a message along the way.
"There is great danger ahead."
Everyone's expressions darkened, and after thanking him, they continued to move forward.
"The vast horizon is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills.
What kind of rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of singing is the most joyful
The winding river comes from the sky and flows towards the colorful sea
Hot ballads are what we look forward to, and singing along while walking is the most comfortable.”
A burst of fiery singing came and Su Yan looked up.
A battleground for military strategists, the open space downstairs has been occupied by a group of aunts, dancing happily in the square.
"this..."
Even the driver got caught up in the drama and fell into deep thought. It was difficult to handle.
Among the thousands of weddings, the most difficult ones to deal with are these mothers-in-law, who have amazing fighting ability, resilience, and unyielding determination.
Mu Mu and Lin Gengxin got off the car to negotiate, but hit a wall and returned.
In the end, it was Lao Hu who took action: "We can only use unique tricks."
The sunroof of the car was opened and he stood up.
"Sisters, I am Hu Shuai. My friend is getting married today. Please give me some respect. The auspicious time is coming soon. There is no need to delay."
The loud voice finally made the leading lady turn around and signal to the people nearby to turn off the music first.
Su Yan secretly yelled, "This is not Aunt Li next door."
"Yun'er married into China, and these aunts are her natal family today. We can't let you go so easily!"
"Then what do you want?"
"Call the representative and shake your head with the aunt. If you win, you will pass."
"Maki" Lao Hu picked up the walkie-talkie and shouted.
"Okay, I will risk my life for Director Su."
"Bang!"
The rear door opened, and the handsome Maki came to the front.
The music is playing, the cameras are filming, and everyone is laughing.
As soon as the song came down, it was so shocking that the gods and ghosts wept.
In addition, Hu Shuai threw a handful of red envelopes on the ground.
Problem solving.
The crowd gathered around Su Yan and started going upstairs.
The gate is guarded by my father-in-law.
After Su Yan called Dad a few times in Korean, the old man opened the door without any embarrassment.
It is already filled with the words "Great Happiness".
There is also the last hurdle, the new house guarded by the bridesmaids.
No one was in a hurry. They picked up the things on the living room table and ate and drank for a while to replenish their strength. They had to put on makeup early in the morning and didn't even have time to eat breakfast.
Lao Hu walked forward and knocked on the door.
"Who?" Tyrole asked knowingly.
"Open the door! Pick up the bride." Old Hu shouted there.
There was a flurry of warblers and swallows inside.
"Don't open it! It's not that simple."
"Show your sincerity."
"Sing a song first."
King Kaikai came out and sang the song "A Man Should Be Strong", which was so sonorous and powerful that it was deafening.
It made Su Yan laugh so hard that there was no sound in the room for an instant.
"Red envelope, we want red envelope."
came from less than standard Chinese.
After a while, Lao Hu knelt down and stuffed a dozen of them in.
"Wow, it's only six yuan, so insincere!"
"Hey, mine is...1.2.3.4.5.6...This one has ten zeros. How much is it?"
"Ten billion! Oh my God!"
"What? This is Zimbabwean currency. It's not as good as six dollars."
This move seemed to offend the bridesmaid, who refused to open the door no matter how much she begged from outside.
Su Yan stood up: "Is it time for me to take action?"
Then, under the gaze of everyone, he took out a key from his pocket.
He turned around and smiled at the groomsmen: "Yooner secretly gave it to me last night."
"Click!"
The door was opened, and Hu Shuai and the others rushed in. The bridesmaid who was standing behind the door screamed and stepped back, and the others looked confused. The plot was different from what they thought?
Lin Xiaoyun, on the other hand, was sitting on the bed wearing a bright red wedding dress, with bright eyes and white teeth, and the moon was shy.
After learning that it was the little spy who secretly gave the key out, the bridesmaids were furious.
"There's no one like you."
"I'm really afraid that I won't be able to get married."
"You are the one who talks about you all the time."
"Hey, it's a pity that we still planned it for so long."
Yoona was just having fun there.
Su Yan sat on the edge: "Are you happy?"
Yoona nodded.
"Then let's go."
Yoona shook her head and pouted.
"Whoa!"
Su Yan placed a seal on his wife's lips.
"Hey! Let's go." Lin Xiaoyun stretched out his green-white arms.
Su Yan immediately hugged the princess and led everyone to prepare to go out.
"Hey!" Tirol shouted anxiously from behind: "Hijab, red hijab, it's all your fault."
A group of people started to go downstairs in a lively manner.
"Oppa."
Yoona's voice came over, but it wasn't loud enough that others couldn't hear it.
"Um?"
"Am I your wife?"
"Um!"
"hey-hey."
Although she couldn't see her expression, the calves that kept flapping up and down spoke volumes.
"Get in the car and let's go!"
With a shout from Chi Chi, the convoy set off again.
(Thanks to Mr. Azheng 128 for 38 consecutive rewards)