"Director, didn't you say success depends on experience, but no matter how you look at it, it all depends on luck."
"Wow, I can't tell it anyway. It feels like the program team has improved again. It's exactly the same."
"Hahaha, why don't you let Qixi smell it first? If it spits it out, it's a jade fish."
"I like your idea."
When the staff brought it to the long table, the members complained and two cups of coffee were placed on the table. Experience told them that if they chose the wrong one, it would be GG.
Zheng Kai kept standing at the table and observing from various angles. In the end, he still shook his head in disappointment.
"I don't feel anything at all. Both cups are like coffee, both cups have added ingredients."
"Director Su, did you do any research when you were designing the link?"
Su Yan waved his hand with a headache: "In the past, writers prepared the recipes. I didn't even pay attention. I would have learned it if I had known about it."
The show crew was very proud of everyone's reaction.
"There are three rounds in the game. If you win them all, you will get the right to use the SUV."
As soon as Lin Junping finished speaking, there were boos from the members.
"Hey, it's so difficult to win all three rounds."
"You still can't tell, they just want us to ride in the magic car on a hot day."
"It seems that I have never won a similar competition before."
"Actually, for the sake of comedy, it would be much better to sit on a bun, but the audience is used to seeing us being unlucky, so it's not surprising at all."
Zhang Yishan didn't know where he got a thermometer, but at ten o'clock in the morning, the camera showed a close-up of "thirty-three degrees".
"Dear director, it's still outdoor at 33 degrees. If it's inside a car, it's probably similar to a sauna."
"It's okay if I win!"
Lin Junping's words blocked everyone back.
Yes! If you win, you don’t have to worry about anything. The key is, can you win?
The seven members took turns to check, and there were disagreements on which cup of coffee was the real coffee. No one could convince the other, so in the end, Su Yan simply let Su Yan decide on his own.
"You guys are so unreliable. In the past few years, the coffee you drank has almost circled the TV station, and you have not made any progress at all. No wonder you can still survive in the segment. Director, is it the old rule that if you drink it all, it will be considered a success?
"
"Oh... Director Su is great, I love you." Wang Jiaer clapped and stepped forward, just about to flatter him.
Su Yan shook his head: "No, just asking casually, I will spit it out."
The show has aired for five seasons, and Yujin Fish Coffee has appeared countless times. So far, only one person has drank it all, and that is Jia Ling, who appeared as a guest in the third season. Not only the members, but also the staff were scared.
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But there are also sequelae, that is, I have to run to the toilet several times at night.
The most important thing about a variety show is the sense of ritual. You can't even see it, but you still have to act like a serious expert. Su Yan naturally understands this.
"challenge!"
After confirming that the members could not help and had to rely on himself, he made a choice, picked up the cup in his left hand, held the straw in his mouth, and the brown liquid slowly rose.
He Jiong, Zhang Yishan, Lin Gengxin and others stayed away from each other. This is the real experience. If it is a jade fish, it will definitely spray. If it is too close, it may affect the pond fish.
1 second, 2 seconds, 3 seconds...
"Could it be..."
"No, Director Su hasn't swallowed it yet, so I can't tell for sure."
"My face doesn't change, I can't tell."
"Is this real coffee?"
Everyone's mentality is actually quite contradictory. On the one hand, they hope to succeed and enjoy the air-conditioned treatment in the hot summer. But on the other hand, if they can see Su Yan drinking jade fish, they will definitely be happy, and the ratings will probably rise.
few.
"Ah! It's coffee!"
After looking at it for a long time, He Jiong came to the conclusion that it was ordinary coffee, because simply holding the fish in his mouth was not an easy task.
Su Yan also smiled and gave a thumbs up to the sky with his right hand.
"yeah!!!!"
"Well done, well done."
"It seems that Director Su is really lucky."
The members gathered around, dancing, laughing and celebrating.
"Director Su, why don't you try another cup?" Lin Gengxin helped him pick it up, and the others also followed suit.
Su Yan'ao had no choice but to obey the order. After putting it to his mouth, the fishy smell hit his nose and his expression became ugly uncontrollably.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Although other people's misfortune cannot bring benefits to oneself, it cannot stop happiness.
"puff!!!"
No accident, he sprayed. Zheng Kai was too close and got a lot of smear on his body. He complained endlessly and asked his assistant to get clothes while Su Yan gargled frantically.
"Su Yan, how many times has this tried jade fish?" He Jiong must have interviewed him about his feelings.
"first."
"Wow, so you haven't tried it yourself before?"
"Well, you don't need to try this thing. You'll know the result just by smelling it."
"What does that feel like?"
"Sister Jialing, I admire you, I admire you!!!" Su Yan cupped her hands in front of the camera.
After Lin Junping waited for the afterglow of the jade fish to pass, he began to announce the second competition, competing with the program team to pop bottle caps. Each person had one chance, and the one closest to the line won.
It was time for the members to perform. He Jiong negotiated with the director and won three attempts. The reason was naturally very strong. The program team must have gone through a lot of practice before the competition. Director Lin had nothing to say about this.
Ah Cha is the representative. After she decided to participate in the design process, she carried the bottle cap with her and took it out to play with when she had nothing to do. So she felt a little unreasonable and agreed generously.
"Director Su, the table is about 2 meters long. After my precise calculation, I only need to use about 0.2 Newtons of force."
Su Yan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. What the hell, it's still 0.2 Newtons.
Lin Gengxin was anxious. He walked to the edge and grabbed the opponent's palm: "It's about the same strength."
"Ignore him, Director Su. The most important thing is your feeling. Just go with your intuition." Zheng Kai had different suggestions.
"The simplest thing is, don't think too much, just complete the three exercises and challenge immediately to warm up your hands."
Yes! It seems that the experience of the members is also varied, and Su Yan feels that everything makes sense.
After practicing three times, one fell to the ground and two were about in the middle. The results were obviously not enough for them to win, and everyone became very worried.
As per the old rule, Ocha is served first.
Hundreds of people from the program team let out shocking cheers. The members wanted to resist, but their voices were completely muffled and their momentum was completely suppressed.
It can only be said that the chance of a chance is too high. Although Ah Cha practiced non-stop, the result was not very good. She was too conservative. After all, if it fell, Su Yan only needed a flick to win.
The result is that the bottle cap stays at about 1.2 meters.
The members cheered, and the opportunity came to the performers again.
Su Yan took a deep breath and looked around. He Jiong and the others were all cheering.
"Yishan, come and give me the cap of your water bottle."
Zhang Yishan was drinking water there, a little confused.
"Yes, he is the luckiest among us." Lin Gengxin explained helpfully.
Su Yan nodded: "That's what I mean."
"Okay, here you go!" Zhang Yishan felt proud and handed over the bottle cap.
Sometimes things are quite weird. I don't know if it's just luck or if Su Yan has talent.
"Bo!"
A soft sound.
The bottle cap flew out under the attention of hundreds of eyes and dozens of cameras. After a second of movement, it stopped firmly on the white line on the edge of the table.
"Wow!!!"
"That's awesome!"
"Su Yanniu."
"Today, no, the beginning of this season is too smooth."
Su Yan was directly hugged by everyone, enjoying the treatment like a king.
The program team was surprised, but did not panic. They were well prepared before starting. No matter what the final result was, it would not affect the subsequent filming. Of course, what they wanted to see was definitely the members entering the van. There is no doubt about this.
When I saw the director and writer discussing in low voices, I couldn't help but laugh. In their view, they had taken the absolute initiative and caused the production team a headache, which was a good thing.
Su Yan was observing secretly, feeling a little tired. His personal mission has not yet been completed. The items recognized include Lin Gengxin’s hat, Wang Jiaer’s sunglasses, He Jiong’s chewing gum, Zheng Kai’s handkerchief, and Bai Ke’s shirt.
Bottle caps by Zhang Yishan.
Although it was a bit tricky, Ah Cha had whispered to him when she came up to him before, so it was fine.
But the remaining Da Fei gave him a real headache.
This guy only had one set of clothes and no jewelry or watches, so there was no way to start.
"Okay, let's continue with the third competition. It's also a blessing." Lin Junping issued the task: "Director Su, there are a total of 146 staff here. You can choose any one and ask him to hand over his wallet or body.
As long as the money exceeds one hundred yuan, you will be considered a winner."
Well, except for the second item, the other two all depend on luck.
"Ah!" Su Yan was troubled.
Cash? I guess most people don’t have it with them. I guess they only take some out and put them in Hongbao during the Chinese New Year. It’s normal for him to not have a dime in his pocket in a year. He pays with his mobile phone everywhere he goes.
Highways also have ETC.
"Director Su, when you find writers, they often have to pay." Zhang Yishan was offering ideas from the side.
"You're stupid. I've seen Ah Cha pay with a credit card or mobile phone." Lin Gengxin objected directly.
"How about looking for someone older? Lao Zhou can do it. He feels like he will have money in his pocket."
The camera showed a close-up of the international referee, but Zhou just smiled and couldn't tell anything.
"Why don't you just go to Director Lin? He looks quite rich."
"Hahaha, that makes sense."
Su Yan looked at the staff around him: "Director, may I ask if the members' wallets count?"
"Okay!" Lin Junping understood what he meant.
"Okay, I'll choose Da Fei's wallet." He made the decision without saying anything.
"Director Su..." Da Fei looked confused.
"Director Su, why don't you discuss it with us?"
"Whatever we discuss depends on luck. Can you ensure that the advice you give is 100% correct?"
Soon, the manager brought Da Fei's wallet over, Su Yan stood in the middle, and a photographer came up to take a close-up.
The results are already in hand. Is it a high-end SUV or a Wuling minivan?
The answer will be revealed soon!
(Thanks to my boss, Little Paradise, for the 500-point reward, and to Feiwushou Laotie for his continuous rewards)