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1114 Absurd

"Boom~"

As two red dragons rushed out of the ground at the same time, tearing a large sand lizard into pieces, the remaining sand lizards all rolled and crawled away. The fighting finally stopped in the small valley, but the two gangs

Everyone was dumbfounded.

"Stand separately! Don't confuse people..."

The two Xia Fujians shouted almost in unison, but the two groups looked at themselves who looked like clones, and how could they be in the mood to go up and have a chat.

Although it is normal for them to encounter themselves in a space crack, the difference of about twenty minutes before and after is an unheard of thing. What's more, they don't know when they entered the crack. What if they can't find the way back?

Dead.

"Chu Qin! Hurry up and put a mark on everyone. The people in the first team can't mess up anymore..."

The two Xia Fuer spoke almost at the same time, and the two Chu and Qin also stood up at the same time, drawing unified symbols for the people on their side, but they had exactly the same idea, so the two women hurriedly discussed it before drawing it.

different symbols.

Xia Buer, who went up the mountain first, quickly shouted: "Dahua! Zhu Wudi! The people in your two cars are separated to the left and right. Now you are the only one who can't tell which side you are from, but the people left behind must be ours. We have already

I've been waiting for you here for more than half an hour!"

"Check your watch! You can tell who comes first and who comes last just by looking at your watch..."

The two Xia Wangchuan shouted at the same time, and the two Xia Buer slapped their foreheads suddenly. They had not thought of such a simple question.

"Three forty-five! We are twenty-five minutes ahead of them..."

After the two big flowers looked at each other's watches, they immediately distinguished their identities, and the one who was ahead of time hurriedly ran up the hillside.

Xia Fujian, who was on the hillside, immediately said: "Now I understand that the space rift can only go back to the past and cannot go to the future. It seems that we entered the rift halfway, but where is this rift?"

Another Xia Buyer turned around and said: "The traces on the road have been buried by the black sand. It is almost impossible to go back accurately. What's more, there is still a black sand storm. I don't know if I have gone back or not, but you can only go back and have a chance."

Good luck!"

Dahua on the slope said hurriedly: "The mouth of the crack won't be too far from here. It was only two kilometers away from here when we transferred. It took about five minutes before we separated, which means that the mouth of the crack is at most one kilometer from here.

!”

Xia Buer, who was on the slope, nodded and said: "My past self, you have to cooperate with us. We drove back in a row. As long as a vehicle disappears, there will be a crack. Now we can only use this stupid method!"

"No problem! Everyone gets on the bus and lines up..."

The two groups immediately got on their side of the chariot and sprayed different marks on the vehicle. It was their duty to save themselves. After two minutes, they drove out collectively, trying to follow the original road.

"Hurry up! I don't want to die in a place like this..."

Xia Wangchuan stamped his feet anxiously in the car, and the others were also sweating coldly. They never thought that they would accidentally enter the space crack in this way. If they couldn't find the way back, they would all turn into one.

Tuan black sand.

"Listen! The sandstorm seems to have stopped..."

Chen Yueran suddenly pricked up his ears in surprise. The sound of black sand hitting the car suddenly disappeared. Everyone hurriedly lay down on the shooting hole and looked out. Sure enough, the overwhelming black sand storm stopped, and the sun shone in the dark sky again.

"I saw a sandstorm in space. It's still far away from us. It's great..."

Wang Wanwan pounded the car in excitement. The spatial sandstorm was still more than ten kilometers away, and it would probably take more than an hour to reach them.

Unexpectedly, Angela said: "Don't be too happy. The longer the sandstorm space lasts, the narrower the space cracks are. It is difficult to find cracks within one meter!"

Everyone shut up and stopped talking again. Looking for a narrow gap in the vast black desert was like looking for a needle in a haystack. Even if they put ten tanks together, they would still miss it. This kind of collision would be missed.

No one can predict the luck of the draw.

"Oops! We've been driving for two kilometers, so the space cracks won't be buried..."

Wang Wanwan broke into a cold sweat again, and Xia Buer also realized the seriousness. It was obvious that he had missed the crack at such a long distance, so he had to order the convoy to turn around quickly and continue looking back along the road they came from.

"I saw it, there..."

The little foreigner Jose suddenly shouted. This boy's observation was far beyond that of ordinary people. Xia Buer hurriedly drove the car over, stopped at the entrance of the crack that he could barely see, and then got out of the car and walked into the crack himself.

go.

"Shua~"

Xia Fuji suddenly disappeared as if he had evaporated from the world. Everyone held their breath and looked forward to it, but Xia Fuji quickly reappeared in front of them and said with a smile: "That's right! We found the way home, that's it.

There’s a crack!”

"Huh~"

Everyone breathed a long sigh of relief, and another Xia Buer walked over and praised shamelessly: "Why are you so handsome? Your looks can kill Peng Yuyan and Daniel Wu in an instant. I have never seen you before."

Such a handsome guy!”

"Brother! Don't be humble, you are really handsome, you are so handsome that you are so handsome..."

"Ugh~"

The two Angelas covered their mouths and almost vomited, and said sarcastically at the same time: "I have never seen such shameless people like you, praising yourself for being handsome, is it interesting?"

"Wow! You are so beautiful. How do you take care of your skin? It is so tender..."

Who knew that Angela's contempt had not yet ended, Xia Wangchuan also took the lead in praising himself, and the others were no exception. While praising him, he touched each other's body, and then laughed together, all of them were so happy.

Mentally retarded children are generally.

"We seem to be a little incompatible..."

The two Angelas looked at each other at the same time. One of them leaned on the car and said depressedly: "Why do you have to be as stupid as them? It's not us Chen Anqi who just follows the crowd, especially the one named Xia. If you compromise,

He dares to slap his nose on his face!"

Another Angela suddenly cursed: "Chen Anqi! Why are you so hopeless? You always say one thing and do another. Last night, he almost let him succeed again. If you are tougher, will you die?"

"I don't want to be tough, but my body doesn't live up to my expectations. I feel weak when he touches me..."

Angela stared at herself unconvinced. The two of them were like questioning each other in their hearts. Her words to her were filled with the smell of gunpowder, but the two Chu and Qin had a much better understanding than them. They knew each other was there as soon as they rolled their eyes.

What are you thinking about?

"Husband! Come here quickly, I have something to tell you..."

The two Chu and Qin suddenly ran over and grabbed the two Xia Buer, and took them directly into the car. After the two women quickly guessed the winner, one of them, Chu Qin, immediately got into the car and closed the door.

"What are you doing? Why are you laughing so obscenely..."

The two Xia Buer frowned at the same time. Without looking at the marks on Chu Qin's arms, they couldn't tell whose wife this was.

Unexpectedly, Chu Qin actually said shyly: "It's rare for us to get together, so why not have fun, just the three of us, okay?"

"this……"

The two Xia Buer stared at each other dumbfounded, and a thought popped into their heads at the same time. Is this Chu Qin's affair in disguise?

But Chu Qin squatted on the ground again and said softly: "You two are my husbands. You are exactly the same even down to the hair on your body. I am not looking for excitement, I just want to try double pampering. Maybe I will only have the same love in this life."

This time, I beg you, two good husbands!"

"no……"

"Then come on..."

The two Xia Buer were suddenly startled. They actually had different ideas, but one of them said: "You are afraid of a sandstorm coming from space. Let's just be quick and drag the guy outside the door in. Let's drag him in."

Let’s try twins too!”

"I really wonder if you are me, with such dirty ideas..."

Xia Buyer shook his head with disdain, but then he opened the hatch and pulled Chu Qin in, who was waiting eagerly outside. After closing the hatch with a "bang", the fox's tail immediately

exposed.

"I'll go! All of this is fine, but the class leader is still the best..."

The two idiots nodded in amazement, but who knew the situation would suddenly turn into chaos.

People who have a partner are imitating the two of them. Even the four wives of Young Master Zhong were dragged away. Xia Wangchuan, who was eager to try, did not wait for Chu Qin to come out. The two of them opened the door and got in while laughing.

An absurd and uninhibited farce finally ended with the approach of a black sandstorm, but the two panting Xia Buer clearly still had more to say.

After the two of them lured one Angela into the car, they closed the hatch with a "bang" and immediately heard Angela's exclamation. The other Angela hurriedly rushed to the hatch, shocked and angry.

shouted: "Let her go! You two beasts!"

The cabin door had been locked from the inside, and Angela's screams quickly disappeared. An anxious Angela was banging on the door and shouting outside.

But after just a few minutes, the cabin door opened, and they saw two Xia Fuji sitting on the ground with bruised noses and swollen faces, with several blood marks on their faces. Angela, with disheveled hair, straightened her clothes and was actually very proud.

jumped out.

"They didn't do anything to you..."

Angela hurriedly pulled herself to the side. The humiliated Angela said disdainfully: "What do they dare to do to me? They are just taking advantage of me, but... kissing two Xia Buer at the same time, it feels like

It’s exciting and wonderful, if it weren’t for the wilderness, I probably wouldn’t have done it!”

"you……"

Angela opened her mouth as if she didn't recognize herself, but seeing the black sandstorm getting closer and closer, a group of ridiculous people could only reluctantly separate.

"I wish you a safe journey and success..."

A group of people stood outside the space crack, leaning together and waving their hands with smiles, watching themselves who looked exactly like them, slowly drove into the space crack, and disappeared in front of their eyes with a "swish".

"Oh~ I'm a bad student! I'm really a bad student..."

Xia Buyer sighed repeatedly while holding a cigarette in his mouth. Thinking about what he just did, it was very ridiculous.

"What's wrong with learning? It's just the husband and wife who are playing around inside and outside..."

Chu Qin said happily: "Besides, we are about to reach the inner circle now. If we don't play now, we will have to wait until the next life. Anyway, I am very happy today. The space rift is really amazing. It would be great if I could meet you when I was seventeen years old.

Got it!"

"Seventeen years old? I will definitely not touch an old aunt like you..."

Xia Buyer shook his head with contempt on his face. Chu Qin immediately pounced on him, scratching and biting him. However, seeing that the sky was already dark, they were just about to find a place to camp when they suddenly noticed smoke rising from the mountains in front of them.

Xia Buyer immediately smiled evilly and said: "What a good luck! Just as I was dozing off, I bumped into the pillow delivery guy and asked everyone to disperse and surround me!"


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