A group of young men and women burst into laughter, and the boy who took the lead in mocking was particularly gloating about his misfortune. However, Xia Buer turned to Huang Lily and joked: "It seems that you are not very popular. So many old classmates wish you bad luck. Never before."
Stop showing off in front of others, right?"
Huang Baihe also said depressedly: "This has nothing to do with my popularity. Our class is either the children of cadres or the rich second generation. The atmosphere of comparison is very serious, but I really didn't expect that you actually fell in love with Wu Xiuxiu. You should have been a cadre before.
Children?"
"What a cadre! I'm not familiar with her..."
Xia Fujian walked into the courtyard nonchalantly. Huang Baihe didn't take the ridicule of her classmates seriously. She knew better than anyone whether Xia Fujian was a fake. She even smiled at a few people very implicitly and said directly
He stepped forward to hold Xia Buer's arm and walked in front of a middle-aged man with a rosy face.
"Hello, uncle! I am Huang Baihe, a classmate of Jiacai. I wish you a grandson as soon as possible..."
Huang Baihe smiled and handed over a large stack of food stamps. She was so naked that she didn't even have a red envelope cover, but when she handed it out, it weighed a thousand pounds. Everyone standing at the door to greet the guests was shocked, even her classmates were dumbfounded.
I couldn't believe that she was so generous.
"Thank you! Please come in quickly and take a seat..."
The groom's father nodded excitedly and thanked them, and quickly sent someone to call them in. However, Huang Baihe's male classmate was confused: "Dagang! Didn't you say that Huang Baihe was unlucky and the whole family was arrested? What happened to her?
You are so comfortable, and you change boyfriends too quickly, right?"
"I really didn't lie to you, my cousin works at the police station..."
A big fat man was equally suspicious and said: "He told me personally that Huang Lily's whole family was arrested. It seems that Ouyang Mufeng was cuckolded. Huang Lily begged her father to sue her grandma, but they still didn't get him out. And that person in Shiniu County
I don’t even sell anything to them anymore. Lily Huang has really offended a lot of people!”
Wu Xiuxiu said with a sneer: "No wonder she is so interested in Zhang Ziyu. She probably treats the poor boy as the director of the department. Let's see how she cries in the end!"
"Your ex-boyfriend is so brave, he even dared to impersonate Director Zhang..."
A group of people showed disdain and walked into the compound with an attitude of gloating.
There are only eight tables in the spacious courtyard, which is rare in these days. Xia Buer and Huang Lily have already sat down, but the groom has not shown up yet. Instead, the bride is entertaining the guests with a cheerful smile.
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"This bride's smile is a bit wild..."
Xia Buer crossed his legs carelessly. The bride looked to be at least ten or nineteen years old, with a pretty figure and one of the best in height. However, Xia Buer smiled evilly and said: "I think the groom's father is also smiling evilly.
Do you think he is an old pickpocket and having an affair with the wife of his stupid son?"
"Pfft~"
Huang Baihe covered her mouth and burst into laughter, patted his arm and scolded: "You are so disgusting. You are thinking of such a mess. My bride is a college student from a prestigious school. She had no choice but to marry a stupid boy. Why?
You wouldn’t do that with your father-in-law, otherwise you wouldn’t be able to laugh so happily!”
"Where is the bridegroom's wife? Isn't she still serving Wong Tai Sin..."
Xia Buer lit a cigarette and looked around. Huang Lily already knew why he was here. She said "wait a moment" and got up to inquire. Several of her classmates happened to be seated as well, and they all stared at Xia Buer with malicious intent.
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"Zhang Ziyu! Why didn't I realize that you have the potential to be a soft rice earner before..."
Wu Xiuxiu opened her mouth unscrupulously, and Xia Buyer blew smoke at her and said with a smile: "My teeth have always been excellent. I can eat both hard and soft food. The most important thing is that I live well. I remember the time when we were intimate."
Yes, you will kneel on the ground and moan so happily that you will never forget it for the rest of your life, right? Hehe~"
"You fart! When did I have sex with you? Don't talk nonsense..."
Wu Xiuxiu slammed the table angrily
Seeing this, Wu Xiuxiu immediately grabbed his collar and said in a low voice: "Zhang Ziyu! I'm warning you, my boyfriend is from the army. If you dare to tell what happened between us, I will
Let him shoot you with one shot!"
"Why are you so excited? You wouldn't lie to someone that you were a virgin, would you..."
Xia Buyer had no memory of her at all, but from the sound of her voice, they must have slept together, but Wu Xiuxiu said angrily in a low voice: "It's none of your business what I say. Just shut your mouth and I won't expose it."
You did some immoral things back then, otherwise you wouldn’t be able to live with your soft food!”
"Xiuxiu! Why are you grabbing people's clothes..."
A young man in military uniform suddenly walked in. From his clothes, he knew he was a soldier under Commander Fang. However, his temperament clearly did not mean that he was a regular soldier. However, this boy must be in a fat position. He has a general's belly and hair at a young age.
Combing it makes it shine brighter than applying lard.
"Brother Liang! This is my classmate, we are joking..."
Wu Xiuxiu changed her smiling face like a magic trick, stood up quickly, held her arm around her and introduced him: "This is my fiancé Zhang Mingliang. He is the company commander of the inner city security battalion and is responsible for the security of the City God's Temple area. Who dares to bully you there in the future?"
, you just need to tell him his name!"
"The City God's Temple is the Daxian Temple..."
Xia Buer looked at the other party curiously, Zhang Mingliang nodded and said: "Yes! Our army is mainly responsible for patrolling the Daxian Temple. Brother, have you just come to Hongjiashan? You look familiar to me. Have we met somewhere?"
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"Come on, come on! Let me introduce you again..."
Wu Xiuxiu quickly pulled him away and introduced her classmates one by one. She was afraid that Xia Buer would say something inappropriate, but Zhang Mingliang was obviously here for the bridegroom's official family and went to give out red envelopes without saying a few words.
The thick red envelope must contain a lot of food stamps.
"Wu Xiuxiu..."
Xia Buyer sat next to Wu Xiuxiu and said with a smile: "We have already settled our affairs. I will definitely not cause you any trouble. Just rest assured, but I think your boyfriend seems to be doing well."
, but can they still make money by guarding the Great Immortal Temple?"
"Why are you asking about this? Drink your tea..."
Wu Xiuxiu glanced at him impatiently, and Xia Buyer immediately sneered: "Okay! Since you don't miss the past so much, I won't be polite to you. If you don't tell me, I will go talk to Zhang Mingliang myself. By the way, tell me about your
Very cool!"
"You bastard……"
Wu Xiuxiu stared at him in shock and anger, and could only whisper: "The Daxian Temple is superstitious. The higher-ups don't want them to have too many believers, so they stipulate that only a hundred people can enter the temple every day, but my boyfriend can stop in and meet him in person.
Immortal official, do you understand?"
Xia Buer suddenly realized: "Oh! So that's it. The last question is, are you happy or not? If you say you are unhappy, I will be unhappy!"
"Hmph~"
Wu Xiuxiu snorted coldly and turned her head away, her silver teeth almost shattered from her teeth. But in fact, this woman's appearance was only average to above average, but the beauty was that she had an hourglass figure, with a bulging front and a very domineering back.
The cannon stand that men dream of.
"Brother! Come and sit..."
Huang Lily finally came back, and after Xia Buer sat across from her, she whispered: "I heard that the groom's condition is getting worse and worse. He lies on the ground and barks at dogs, but his mother invited the Daxian Temple.
The immortal official said that he would come to exorcise him, but his mother went to greet him in person!"
"Ha~ Not bad luck! I didn't come here in vain, I met the real owner directly..."
Xia Fujian patted his legs excitedly, but Huang Baihe said again: "No! The most powerful person in the Daxian Temple is not the immortal official, but their Nine Heavens Xuannv. It is said that she is the master of Huang Daxian, but she just borrowed it.
The body of a mortal woman appears, but she is easily invisible to outsiders!"
"Jiutian Xuannv? Why isn't she called Fairy Zixia..."
Xia Buyer couldn't laugh or cry
Shaking his head, he felt more and more that there was a smell of shoe religion in it, but seeing that the sky was getting dark, the generator had already lit up all the light bulbs, but no one dared to open the banquet until the immortal official arrived.
The guests could only chat in twos and threes.
"Lily! Your vision is getting worse and worse..."
A man who looked like a small boss looked at Huang Lily and said unscrupulously: "You might as well have followed me. Although I can't make you rich, I can always guarantee that you will have enough food and clothing. And you have to know that once
Director Zhang knows that someone is impersonating him, and you will be implicated too!"
"Have you met Director Zhang himself? How do you know that this person of mine is a fake..."
Huang Baihe held the tea cup with a smile, but the other party slammed the table and shouted: "If he were Director Zhang from Shiniu County, I would eat this table on the spot, and Director Zhang would come here to eat alone.
Wedding wine, anyone with a little bit of brains knows it’s impossible!”
The fat classmate also shouted: "Yes! If he were Director Zhang, I would go to the hut to get a bowl of shit to eat, otherwise I would let him eat the shit!"
"Hahaha……"
All the classmates at the table burst out laughing. Wu Xiuxiu even said angrily: "Huang Lily! You used to be a very smart person, why are you so stupid now? Your Zhang Ziyu used to be afraid of mice. If he were a stone cow,
Director Zhang of the county, I will cut off my head and play it as a ball for you!"
"Pfft~"
Huang Lily almost sprayed the tea in her face, hurriedly waved her hand and said with a smile: "Wu Xiuxiu! Some bets are best not to be made casually. Eating the table and eating shit are not life-threatening, but if you cut off your head, you will really have to be reincarnated.
went!"
"Master Immortal Official has arrived..."
Suddenly! Someone shouted with a loud voice outside the door, and then along with the clear ringing of copper bells, there was a very strange sound of chanting mantras. It seemed that many men and women were mixing together and chanting sutras at the same time, and there was a wave of evil spirits.
The anger just hit my face.
"Master Immortal Official is here, kneel down quickly..."
The groom's father rushed to the door and knelt down. All the guests in the courtyard also knelt down in fear, including a table of Huang Baihe's classmates. Everyone knelt down nervous and excited, even Zhang Mingliang, a soldier.
They all knelt very devoutly.
"Brother! We..."
Huang Baihe also looked at Xia Buer nervously. Unexpectedly, Xia Buer was eating melon seeds carelessly, as if the melon-eating crowd wanted to watch a good show. Huang Lily had no choice but to sit down, but they were the only ones in the audience.
The person was still sitting, which seemed particularly awkward.
"Ding ding ding..."
Two teams of women in ancient costumes wearing white gauze walked in first. Not only were they chanting words, but they were also knocking exquisite small bowls in their hands. Moreover, each of them wore a bamboo hat on their head, covered by translucent white gauze.
Their faces look like masters from martial arts movies.
"Why don't you kneel down when you meet the Immortal Official..."
More than a dozen women in white gauze all looked at Xia Buer. Xia Buer spat out the melon seed shells and ignored her, but suddenly a woman in red walked in outside the door. She was dressed almost exactly like the women in white gauze, including a bamboo hat.
The red gauze on her head also covered her cheeks.
"It turns out that Director Zhang is here, no wonder he is superior..."
The woman in red stared at Xia Buer with her head held high, but the guests in the courtyard were shocked. They all looked over in surprise and doubt, but Xia Buer stood up with a handful of melon seeds and said with a smile: "
Where are the people who just said they wanted to eat the table and eat shit? You can start performing!"
"Ah? We..."
The two men looked at each other in horror, never expecting to meet a real guy, but Xia Buer walked up to Wu Xiuxiu again, bent down and asked jokingly: "I don't want you to cut my head off, I just ask you
Did it feel good that time?"
Wu Xiuxiu's face turned pale suddenly, and she said in horror: "So...so good!"