"The young monk went down the mountain to transform into a vegetarian. The old monk told me that the woman at the foot of the mountain is a tiger. If you encounter one, you must avoid it..."
Loud music played on the cassette radio. Xia Fujian on the sofa was a little dumbfounded. Not only did Dahuang know how to cover up the conversation with music, he even skillfully took out a cigarette and lit it, then sat on the sofa opposite him and crossed his legs.
, the posture and expression are almost exactly the same as him.
"What...what do you want to do..."
Xia Buyer hesitated for a long time before speaking. Dahuang said weakly: "You always let me enjoy life, but I feel that I have always enjoyed it. As long as I can be with you, I will be satisfied, so I want to help you."
, after completing the mission, we can be together and return to our homes!"
"Dahuang! I really envy you. Being a human being is so easy..."
Xia Buyer smiled wryly and nodded: "I know you want to help us secretly, but you were just a dog before and don't understand the sinister and complex nature of people's hearts. No one except us will be sincerely nice to you. Some people were so mean just a second ago.
If I call you a brother, I will stab a knife into your body in the next second!"
"I know! But I can learn from you..."
Dahuang spread his hands and said: "Don't say things that are beyond your imagination, don't get involved in things that you are not sure of, don't trust people you can't control, pretend to be serious when you encounter things you don't understand, only say half of what you understand, and never think about things with normal thinking.
Then you can follow other people’s paths and leave others with nowhere to go!”
Xia Buyer asked in shock: "Who told you this? Couldn't you have observed it yourself?"
"My wife taught me, Liu Yue..."
Dahuang tilted his head and smiled: "She said that after I understand these principles, I can become a real person. Although I don't like being a person, I will be happy as long as I can help you. What do you think I am today?"
How are you doing, I have sneaked into the Daxian Temple and surrendered a Black Immortal deputy commander!"
"Dahuang! You have refreshed my outlook on life. You are no longer my stupid dog..."
Xia Buyer stood up and touched his head, and asked with a smile: "How many things have you hidden from me? What are the spices that you let Hei Muqing smell, and what are the black bugs that you gave her to eat? Do you know?"
Knowing that she is mine, I am the one who covered her butt!"
"Ah? No wonder she smells like you. If I had known, I wouldn't have done anything to her..."
Dahuang scratched his head in embarrassment and said: "Last night, a man came to Zhou Qing secretly. I heard them talking next door. He gave the old woman a few boxes of spices and said that sniffing them would temporarily paralyze the scarabs. If she eats them,
If she goes down there, she will be in a coma for a day and a night, and let her secretly put it in someone's tea. I didn't catch the name clearly!"
Dahuang took out a box of spices and handed it to him, and then said: "There are three boxes of spices in total. I stole one box and asked Hei Muqing to test it. She collapsed after walking a few steps, but she could talk but had no strength. This box
You can keep it, I will tell the old woman to play with it and lose it!"
Xia Buer opened the delicate wooden box and took a look. The color of the yellow slag was very similar to cumin powder, but it was obviously mixed with a lot of things. He sniffed it lightly and didn't feel anything was wrong, so he put it away and asked:
"What are black bugs? Can they really control scarabs?"
"No way! That's just a cabbage caterpillar..."
Dahuang actually smiled evilly and said: "I painted the cabbage caterpillars with black paint and secretly gave Hei Muqing some laxatives. When she had diarrhea, I said it was the black poisonous worms eating her intestines. She was shocked at that time.
She was so frightened that she cried, and she obediently allowed me to cup her without resisting at all!"
"you……"
Xia Buyer was going crazy. He had never used this trick before. It was 100% Da Huang who learned it from his evil master. However, Chen Guangda had no record of giving laxatives to people. It was probably the cupping that inspired him.
He is better than his master.
Xia Buer had to look at him squarely. He really wanted to treat him like a bitch, and asked: "What are you going to do next? I advise you not to repeat your old tricks. This method will not work on Jiutian Xuannv.
Her life is tied to the Daxian Temple, you can't scare her!"
"I know! Her scarab is different from others, the smell is very strong..."
Dahuang said solemnly: "Jiutian Xuannv must be a puppet. The real big boss will never eat that kind of thing. And she has recognized you, which means there must be a black corpse insect standing behind her. I plan to do something."
Let her trust me and find the Black Corpse Insect!"
Xia Buer nodded and said: "I can help you with this. As long as you make us suffer, she will initially trust you, but you still have to put Hei Muqing and the others away, so she can't let her know that you are mine.
, it’s better to accidentally reveal that you are working for Commander Fang!”
"Well! You teach me..."
Dahuang nodded very humbly, but Xia Buer was teaching with his mouth, but he was smiling bitterly in his heart.
Chu Qin and the others failed to break through the Great Immortal Temple after trying for so long. However, his dog went straight to Huanglong and suddenly became an insider of the Great Immortal Temple. If Chu Qin and the others knew about it, they would probably be upset and think that they were even together.
Not even as good as a dog.
"Second brother! Give me a name..."
Dahuang suddenly said with bright eyes: "Now that I am a human being, I should have a name of my own. Always calling me Dahuang makes me feel like I am still a dog. And I want to share my surname with you, Xia. I think I should
The surname is Xia!"
"We are all members of the Xia family, so it is natural that we should be named Xia..."
Xia Buyer patted him on the shoulder and said: "Since you always think about our hut on the mountainside, then you can call it... Xia Huaishan. Although that mountain is far away from us, as long as we put it
In my heart, no matter where I am, the place where you and I are is home!"
"Xia Huaishan! I like this name..."
Dahuang stood up excitedly, and Xia Buer also stood up and hugged him and said, "Believe me! We will definitely go back alive. Let's go find Momo together. We will take you to the mountain to catch grasshoppers and fruits, and then lie down on the hillside.
Let me tell you a story!"
…
The sun rises and the moon sets! The unusual night passed like this. Not only did Xia Buer not seek bad luck in the Daxian Temple, but he also had no intention of leaving Hongjiashan. He completely regarded the trip to Hongjiashan as a tourist and kept shopping and drinking instead of doing anything serious.
.
"This guy must have been kicked in the head by a donkey..."
Several spies hid on the street corner and looked around suspiciously. They were exhausted after following them all morning, but Xia Buer was still wandering around in high spirits. Finally, under the curious looks of passers-by, he took Da Hua and his little secretary Zheng Beili.
We walked into a dilapidated Taoist temple.
"Huh? Why did Director Zhang go to the Taoist temple? Does he still believe in religion..."
Passers-by gathered to watch eagerly, and suddenly they heard Xia Buer laughing and saying: "Taoist Priest! I came here specifically to thank you. If you hadn't taught me how to slay demons, I would have killed Huang Taixian the night before yesterday.
Wow, you are really an old fairy!"
"I don't dare to take it seriously! Fellow Taoist is praising you ridiculously..."
An old Taoist with a celestial spirit twisted his beard and said with a smile: "It is the responsibility of us cultivators to kill demons and eliminate demons. What's more, the so-called Wong Tai Sin is just a little kid who can't stand up to the stage. In front of us, they are just doing the same thing. They are just the world's people.
How stupid you are to believe their evil deeds, it really makes us heartbroken!"
"Damn it! There are so many idiots who believe in ghosts but not in ghosts. Isn't this putting the cart before the horse..."
Xia Buer deliberately raised his voice and said: "As the saying goes, monks in prosperous times follow the Tao in troubled times. You practice Taoism in prosperous times and go down the mountain in troubled times. This has been the case since ancient times. Therefore, I have a heartless request. I hope that the Taoist master can imitate the sages and take action to save those who are lost.
Lamb, let the young ones have no place to hide!"
The old Taoist glanced at the growing number of spectators outside the door, twisted his beard and shook his head and said: "Oh, how difficult it is! The evil devil has great power and is good at deceiving people's hearts. Even if we have the heart to save the common people, we have no means to turn the tide.
Ah, I can only save a few and count them!"
"No! As long as you are willing to take action, the disciples will definitely help you with all their strength..."
Xia Buer began to perform non-stop. Not only did he fully support the expansion of the Taoist temple, but he also praised the old Taoist priest as a living god. After shocking the melon-eaters outside the door, he immediately threw another heavy stone.
pound bomb.
"Bring me the cage quickly..."
Xia Buer waved his hand towards the door, and immediately a group of people filed out, and brought a large iron cage with a loud noise. The big iron cage was covered with black cotton, and there was no clue what was inside.
Something, the iron cage not only made a clanging sound when hit, but also an unpleasant and strange scream came from inside.
Xia Buyer pretended to be solemn and shouted: "Everyone, please give in. The one inside is a kid, which is what you call Huang Taixian. I caught one the night before and couldn't kill it, so I brought it here specially for the old god to take action."
, just in time to let you see their true colors!"
"Shua~"
Xia Buer suddenly tore off the black cloth on the iron cage, and the people eating melons ran away in fear, only daring to stay in the distance and peek.
Unexpectedly, the cage is also covered with a layer of glass, and a translucent mist rushes inside, turning into a distorted human face for a while, and then two claws clawing at it, but the thick glass seems to be bulletproof.
Yes, no matter how hard it collides, it can't break through.
"Wong Tai Sin! It's really Wong Tai Sin. I've seen it once..."
Someone in the crowd immediately exclaimed, but Xia Buer said loudly: "What nonsense, these are imps brought by evil people. They work together to steal your money and play with your women, and you still stupidly take them."
To be a god, you need to be thoughtful!"
"Oh~ you guys, please be more careful..."
The old Taoist priest sighed and shook his head and stepped out. After flicking his fly whisk and chanting Wuliang Tianzun, he immediately slapped the iron cage with his palm.
The wild Wong Tai Sin was immediately wiped out by electricity.
"Wow~ He's dead! He was killed with one palm. The old god is so powerful..."
Tuo in the crowd immediately cheered loudly, and the people who didn't know the truth also applauded excitedly.
Someone shouted: "Leader! We know they are dirty things, but ordinary people like us really can't afford to offend them. Please ask the leaders to take action and uphold justice for us. We have had enough!"
"Leader! Please help our family..."
A woman suddenly rushed to Xia Buer and knelt down in front of her, crying: "My daughter is only sixteen years old. Ever since she believed in the evil spirits of the Daxian Temple, all the money in the family has been used for worship, including her own body."
We also got in, and all we did was kowtow and burn incense all day long, and our family was almost ruined!"
"Leader! Please save my wife too..."
A young man also rushed over and wailed: "My wife disappeared in Daxian Temple. She went to burn incense with my sister, but no one came back. I went to Daxian Temple to ask for her help, but not only did they not admit it, they even had people beat her up.
If you break my arm, it’s not because I ran so fast that I lost my life!”
"Leader! You have to make the decision for us..."
A large number of people came to kneel down and cry in front of Xia Buer. These people were not all trustworthy, more than half of them were real victims. This shows how deep the evil done by the Daxian Temple was. It was just that the people were forced by their lustful power and dared to get angry.
I just dare not say anything.
"Bang~"
Xia Buer slammed the iron cage and shouted angrily: "Damn it! These hypocritical guys are bullying people too much. Do you really think there is no one in our Hongjiashan? I will help you out today."
, everyone, follow me and settle accounts with those liars!"
"Settle accounts! Settle accounts..."
Everyone raised their arms and shouted with indignation, and with the help of the trustees fanning the flames, a mighty force soon formed, and they rushed towards the Daxian Temple under the leadership of Xia Fujian.
"Hmph~ I knew this kid didn't hold in his fart well..."
Commander Fang stood on the city gate and sneered again and again, and said to Marshal Dong behind him: "Instruct the patrol team to maintain public order and watch them fight ghosts. Don't worry about other things. By the way, let Wu Li give him a reminder.
Point out the old thief Ouyang for me!"
"Commander! Is Ouyang Bai really the boss behind the Daxian Temple..."
Marshal Dong carefully observed his words, but Commander Fang sneered and said: "Of course not! There are experts behind the Daxian Temple, and Old Thief Ouyang can only be regarded as their accomplice. If he hadn't blocked me many times, the Daxian Temple would have let me
Uprooted!"
(I wish you all a happy National Day, good things and good luck!)