This is Xia Fuji's first time away from Hangzhou and coming to a strange city thousands of miles away. In his impression, Guangguan has always been one of the most open cities in the country. People of all skin colors can be seen here.
But what impressed him most was a sentence: One hundred thousand ladies went to Guangguan, and one million prostitutes crossed the river!
"Oh my God! Why are there so many people? Hangzhou is almost becoming a ghost town..."
In an extended version of the Hummer, Aunt Wu and the dog girl all looked out of the car curiously. Pedestrians and vehicles were coming and going on the road, and there was no sign of depression and dilapidation. The girls on the road were still wearing shorts.
Skirts were swaggering through the market, and the vendors were even more enthusiastic about selling them.
Lao Sha, who was holding a can of beer, said with a smile: "It's already much less. There used to be more than 13 million people here. Nearly two-thirds of them were taken away during the evacuation. But we provided housing for free, and many people were taken away."
I moved here from the countryside, that’s why the city is so lively!”
"I heard that the boss managed to win over this city without firing a single shot or releasing a living corpse..."
Xia Buer put down the beer can and looked at Lao Sha, but Lao Sha said: "Yes! Mr. Sun went to talk in person, but we still released two Fat Corpse Kings. The other party backed down and raised a few
Conditions, we also gave them 48 hours to evacuate people and important supplies, and also made a series of guarantees!"
"Why haven't these foreign uncles been evacuated..."
Big Taro pointed at a few foreigners with sad faces on the street, but Lao Sha actually sneered: "What foreign uncle? Whoever has a strong fist is the uncle. Mr. Sun detained them on purpose. He said that our people are no better than anyone else."
Lowly, those officials suffering from rickets dare not support them, but he dares!"
Lao Sha bit the last two words very hard, and his face was filled with a strong sense of pride. However, Xia Buer is no longer the stupid young man he used to be. He always thinks from two sides in everything. Sun Chuci buttoned up
These foreigners may not only be motivated by national pride, but the most important thing is probably to keep these foreign masters as hostages.
"Yo yo yo~ Jin Yiwei! Are you filming a movie..."
A group of straight-backed Jin Yiwei suddenly walked over from the front, each wearing an angry red Feiyu suit, a black gauze hat on their head, carrying a Xiuchun knife in their hands, and even wearing shiny cowhide official boots on their feet, and these
All of them are tall and tall, over 1.8 meters tall, and they look extremely handsome in these clothes.
"Is this your sword holder..."
Xia Fujian felt that these people were definitely not out to be cool, because although the little girls on the street were so handsome that they were nymphomaniacs, none of them dared to approach or take pictures. However, Lao Sha snorted coldly: "What if we
Anyone dressed like this would have died a long time ago, this is the police created by sycophants!"
"police?"
Everyone's faces were full of astonishment, and Lao Sha said: "Master Sun likes to study history, especially the culture of the Ming Dynasty. The sycophants created these royal guards, saying they were to distinguish the police from the old and new eras. Now even the procuratorate has given them
It was changed to Dali Temple, and everyone put on official uniforms to show off!"
"Haha~ This must have scratched the old man's itch, otherwise why didn't they stop him? This flattery must have hit the right place..."
Xia Buyer clapped his thighs and burst into laughter. No wonder they saw many men and women in ancient costumes on the street. They were probably civil servants in the puppet army. Lao Sha couldn't help laughing and said, "You are the only one who dares to say this.
But this is our own national costume, and it’s time to restore our national self-confidence!”
"What kind of army are you sword holders? Are they all spies..."
Xia Buyer finally brought the topic to the confidential part, but Lao Sha said: "Actually, the so-called three ace troops are all from the same family. The Blood Drops are responsible for investigating and stealing intelligence, Gang Baotou is responsible for providing fire support, and we, the sword bearers,
We are only responsible for assassinations, and when it is our turn to take action, we will definitely kill people and steal goods!"
"As expected, there are specialties in the art industry. If anyone is targeted by you, they will definitely not be able to escape..."
Xia Buyer looked at him with admiration, but Lao Sha shook his head again and said: "We are not martial arts masters. Many times it is over if people kill us, and you don't know what kind of opponent you will encounter. The worst time
I killed fifteen brothers, and when I was about to launch an attack, I realized that they were all dead! Alas~"
"Who is so awesome..."
Xia Buyer was shocked immediately, but Lao Sha shook his head and refused to say any more. At this time, the Hummer also stopped in front of an antique garden. Not only could there not be a ghost around, there was not even a parked Hummer.
Even the bicycle could not be seen, but Xia Buer suddenly smiled and said: "I found a knife-wielding man!"
"Where? Who is so stupid..."
Lao Sha suddenly sat up and looked outside, but Xia Buer smiled slyly and said: "Hehe~ It's the place you are looking at. It seems that you are the old man's direct troops, and you are even assigned the task of guarding the mansion.
I’ve given it to you, you have to protect me from now on, I’m your close disciple!”
"You little naughty boy..."
Lao Sha laughed and scolded him, got up and led them out of the car and into the garden. After entering the gate, several people obediently handed over their weapons and ammunition, but when Xia Buer took out the disassembled corpse claw spear,
, Lao Sha unexpectedly shouted out of control: "Corpse-collecting Spear!!! Where did you get it?"
"Huang Zhongzhen gave it to me. He forced me to single out the corpses of mother and child, but this one is a replica..."
Xia Buer subconsciously handed over the Corpse Claw Spear. Unexpectedly, after Lao Sha looked at it as if he was facing an enemy, he turned around and walked quickly into the depths of the forest garden. When Xia Buer and the others were searched,
No one showed up after that, but instead, a little beauty in period costume came out to guide them.
"I'll go! The old man really knows how to enjoy himself. He actually occupied the entire park..."
The more Xia Fuji walked, the more shocked he became. This place was really filled with birds singing and flowers fragrant. There were forests of trees, occasionally dotted with some unique small pavilions and rockeries with rugged rocks. Even the small ponds were designed with originality. If someone wanted to come in and assassinate Sun Yat-sen,
Chu Ci, I'm afraid I got lost before I found it.
"Old Tie! No matter how beautiful Sun Chuci's wife is, you have to control it..."
Aunt Wu suddenly came over and said, "Don't you think that your relationship with Lao Sun is like Lao Fu and Zhang Yishan in "Remaining Crime"? You two also met in the detention center. In case Lao Sun has the same relationship,
You are such a handsome daughter-in-law, you must resist the temptation!"
"That's right! Sister-in-law must not sleep with her. Sister-in-law is not a good thing..."
Big Taro also nodded in agreement, and Gou Mei added even more jealously: "Sun Chuci must be over sixty. If he finds a young wife, he will definitely be very hungry. What if she seduce you? You sleep with me?"
If you agree, you will definitely die. If you refuse, she will definitely blow the wind on your pillow and hurt you, so you'd better stay away from her!"
"Are you crazy? Have you watched too many TV series..."
Xia Fujian glanced at them angrily, and as he spoke, he arrived in front of an ancient house with a pure wooden structure. At first glance, this ancient house looked like a Japanese-style building, with a black tile roof and black wooden walls, except for the grid.
The wooden doors are almost all black, giving people a very solemn and mysterious feeling, but if you look carefully, you will find that it is Tang Feng.
"Guys! Let's go to the pavilion and take a rest. We have prepared cakes for you. Mr. Xia, please come with me..."
The little beauty in ancient costume who led the way pointed ahead. Several beauties in ancient costume were already waiting in the pavilion by the pond. Gou Mei and others immediately ran over. Xia Buer also walked directly to the ancient house. Who was it?
I found out that not only was I asked to take off my shoes, but I was also asked to put on a pair of pure white socks.
"Xiao Ling! This is the guest invited by the master, right..."
Suddenly! A mature woman in cheongsam came out from the front. Xia Buer's expression suddenly changed drastically. Not only did this woman have a pair of big coconuts on her chest, but she also had peach blossoms in her eyes. She was soft and charming.
With her plump figure and age as a mature woman, she is definitely a human flesh juicer that can suck up dirt even when sitting on the ground.
"Madam! This is Mr. Xia..."
The little beauty bowed her knees respectfully, and the mature woman immediately led Xia Buer forward with a smile, but Xia Buer's heart had already begun to beat, and Old Man Sun's small body would definitely not be able to satisfy this girl.
You guys, he happens to be a handsome little guy, so there's no guarantee that the ladies won't have an idea for him.
'What a tragedy! There is such a hungry sister-in-law..."
Xia Buer lowered his head to prevent the other party from coveting him. The mature woman twisted her butt as big as a millstone and led him into the backyard with a smile. Suddenly, the mature woman covered her mouth and said with a smile: "You are so shy.
What are you doing? I won’t eat you. I heard from my master that you are very courageous!"
"I'm gay, oh no! I have low blood sugar..."
Xia Buer squatted down beside a small fish pond and pointed his butt directly at the mature woman, not letting her see his handsome appearance. However, he soon heard someone saying suspiciously: "Xiaoer! You are sticking your butt out.
Then what are you studying? I don’t have any fish in there!”
"Let me see if there are any bastards..."
Xia Buyer turned around and saw Sun Chuci. He only saw that Sun Chuci was wearing a Hanfu made of burlap. There were no embellishments on the clothes. He had a simple style, while Sun Chuci walked
He went to the coffee table under the eaves and sat cross-legged on the futon. He knocked on the coffee table and said, "Why are you so stupid? Come here!"
"Mr. Xia, please, I will make tea for you..."
After the mature woman poured a blessing, she turned around and left. Xia Buer breathed a long sigh of relief, hurriedly ran to sit cross-legged opposite Sun Chuci, and whispered: "Boss! You are already old.
You're such a little wife, don't worry about her screwing you up, I'm worried about your whole body!"
"Fart! This is the tea art teacher I invited. He is a history professor at the university..."
Sun Chuci slapped the table angrily, and Xia Buer immediately looked shocked, but he still said uneasily: "Boss! Show me how many wives you have, just in case you have any desire."
The dissatisfied sister-in-law tried to attack me, but I had to find a way to resist!"
"What a mess, I'm just a wife, who do you think I am..."
Sun Chuci pointed at the back door angrily. Xia Buer quickly stretched his head and saw that she was a little old lady with wrinkles on her face, but he still said with a look of disbelief: "Impossible! You keep so many beauties.
It doesn’t need to be an exhibition, just tell me the truth quickly and I will stay away from them in the future!”
"I really want to hit you with a brick to death, you little bastard..."
Sun Chuci was so angry that he cursed, but suddenly looked at him and laughed, waved his hands and said: "You little bastard, you still don't follow the routine, you are the only one who dares to talk to me like this, say
Come on! What kind of official do you want to be? You can choose the official position I have here!"
"I don't want to be an official, I'm just here to eat and wait to die..."
Xia Buyer carelessly grabbed a handful of broad beans from the coffee table. He knew in his heart that the old fox was starting to trick him. Every word he said might be a test or a trap. If he couldn't answer well, he would sit on the bench at least, or he might be afraid at worst.