"Zhao Yeye! Are you done yet? I just shaved your hands with scissors..."
Xia Buyer squatted on the bed with a depressed face, but Zhao Wuyan still held up the spatula aggressively and roared loudly: "If you dare to call me Zhao Yeye again, I will beat you into Eunuch Xia, you bastard
You shaved my scissor hands, but you still drew Mickey Mouse on my chest, are you a psychopath?"
"Why are you so perverted? Two Mickey Mouses with pink noses are so cute..."
Xia Buer gave a naughty laugh. Zhao Wuyan was so angry that her breasts hurt, and both of her breasts hurt. However, her body was still very weak, and she even broke out in sweat after all the fuss, so she had to throw away the skin in anger.
I went out to change clothes, but I really didn't have the energy to argue with this wicked guy.
"Xia Fujian! What kind of vision do you have? Can't you steal some tasteful clothes..."
Zhao Wuyan walked in from the outside very quickly, already wearing a floral dress with a strong rustic flavor, but Xia Buer rolled his eyes and said: "It's good that I didn't let you bare your butt, by the way! The one on your back
Was the tattoo made with pigeon blood? Why can’t you see any traces at all?”
"Because our self-healing ability is very strong, of course there will be no traces after the tattoo is applied..."
Zhao Wuyan leaned lazily against the door frame and said: "This is called the Picture of a Lady Crying Blood. There are drops of blood on every back. They only appear when we are emotionally excited or drink a lot of alcohol, so this picture symbolizes
Our fate also reminds us to stay calm!"
"There are nine tears of blood on your back. Does that mean you have killed nine important people..."
Xia Buer stood up and lit a cigarette, but Zhao Wuyan snatched his cigarette and said: "That was the rule before we launched the attack. Every time we kill someone, we have to tattoo a blood tear on the back. The blood and tears get bigger and bigger."
The more people, the higher the status, but later on, too many people were killed, so this rule was abolished!"
"Have you ever regretted being a blood droplet..."
Xia Buyer looked at her with bright eyes, but Zhao Wuyan shook her head and said: "There is nothing I don't regret later. There have been too many times in my life where I couldn't help myself. If I could choose, I would rather not be born. This way
I won’t be an orphan, and I won’t have a miserable childhood!”
"Come quickly, come and catch the chicken thief..."
Suddenly! An old woman yelled at the door of the courtyard. Apparently she noticed that the door had been pried open. Then she heard many people running towards the door. Xia Buer hurriedly said to Zhao Wuyan: "I'm going out.
Lure them away and wait for me at the lake where the plane crashed last night!"
"Be careful..."
Zhao Wuyan also knew that she was a soft-footed shrimp and would be caught in minutes if she ran out. Who knew that Xia Buer actually rushed directly into the yard, slammed into a few old women outside the door, raised his corpse claw spear and shouted
He said: "Everyone, get out of my way. I will kill anyone who dares to block the way!"
"Smash him to death..."
A large group of villagers rushed over aggressively, and a large number of bricks were thrown at him like raindrops. Xia Buer did not expect that the folk customs here were so strong, and he was so frightened that he ran away with his head in his arms. Who knew that a hemp rope would
Suddenly he bounced up from the ground and tripped him up.
"ah……"
Xia Buyer was thrown so hard that there were stars in his eyes, and he screamed in agony, but before he could react, a big net fell from the sky again, and more than a dozen men rushed towards him. They just held him down and started punching and kicking him, and soon he was like a pig being tied up.
He was tied up tightly.
"Folks! There's a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding..."
Xia Buyer fell to the ground and kept wailing, even having his nose bleeding. However, a few girls ran up to him and kicked him hard, scolding him fiercely: "Bah~ you stole six of our chickens."
The two dogs didn't even spare our bras and pants, so if they didn't beat you to death, it would be considered a light blow!"
"I will compensate you! I will compensate you ten times..."
Xia Fujian yelled anxiously, finally realizing the power of the people, but after a few girls touched his pockets, they immediately cursed angrily: "You damn poor guy!
You don't even have a mobile phone and you dare to claim compensation, send him to the police station and jail him!"
"Hey, hey! If you have something to say, my watch is valuable. Damn it! Who stole my watch..."
Xia Buyer was quickly thrown into a farm truck, and like a prisoner who was being taken to the execution ground to be shot, he was pulled by his hair and stood in the truck in public, followed by more than a dozen majestic men.
Some people even drove out several cars to clear the way for them, honking their horns even more arrogantly than real police officers.
At this time, hundreds of young and old men in the whole village came out to join in the fun. Zhao Wuyan, who was hiding in the dark, could only watch Xia Buer being taken away, but Xia Buer wanted to find a piece of tofu and slap himself to death quickly. If he let
When people know that he has been captured by a group of country bumpkins, whether they are mutants or shufflers, they will all laugh out loud.
However, within the time of two cigarettes, the farm truck arrived in the town and took Xia Buer to the police station in full swing. He was directly charged with being a "perverted pervert", but the police station was not in the mood to care about these sneaky things.
, he very perfunctorily asked Xia Buer to choose whether to pay a fine or be detained.
"Police! This is his murder weapon. The nature of the murder weapon is different..."
Several villagers reluctantly took out the corpse-claw spears, but the policeman smiled disdainfully. The ugly corpse-claw spears really didn't look like a deterrent. He waved his hand and said, "Thank you for your suffering. This
Just leave the little pervert to us. You should go back quickly and don't run around if you have nothing to do!"
"Come! Look towards me..."
A young policeman suddenly raised a police phone and took a picture of Xia Buer before he could react. Unexpectedly, his expression suddenly changed, and he suddenly took two steps back and screamed: "Quickly!"
...Call the director quickly, he is a Class A wanted criminal, he is a mutant!"
"Holy shit!"
Several policemen jumped up in fright, and hurriedly grabbed the handcuffs to call for reinforcements. Soon, several more policemen ran in from outside, holding thick shotguns in their hands, and asked as if they were facing a formidable enemy: "
Are you sure he is a mutant? Hurry up and try cutting him!"
"Director! Don't try, he is Xia Buer, Sun Chuci's right-hand man..."
The little policeman shivered and held up a wanted notice, which clearly printed Xia Buer's frontal photo. The director's old face instantly turned pale, and he hurriedly said: "Quick...quickly notify the special police.
No! Send him to the county immediately, don't let anyone kidnap him!"
"Oh~ the boat capsized in the gutter..."
Xia Buyer sighed with a bitter look on his face, and a group of policemen quickly handcuffed and shackled him. Thinking that they were worried, they tied him up with chains again, and then hurriedly tied him up.
He was escorted into a police car. All the three cars in the police station were dispatched. The police even put on helmets and body armor.
"Hey! Give me a cigarette, and I'll save your life when my brothers come..."
Xia Fujian looked at the little policeman beside him coldly. The policeman immediately shivered, and cold sweat started to flow from his forehead. He quickly took out a cigarette and stuffed it into his mouth, lit it for him tremblingly, and then said:
"It's...not easy for us either. There are old and young at home, so please don't make things difficult for us!"
"Okay! Let me get out of the car now, and I will pretend that nothing happened, otherwise you will become the second Guangwan tonight..."
Xia Buyer curled up his lips and sneered, but the little policeman turned his head and stopped talking. He was holding the shotgun tightly and was very nervous. No matter how Xia Buyer threatened the policemen, they all remained silent, but not long after, the driver
But he suddenly wondered: "Huh? Aren't we going to the county? How can the first car drive to the airport?"
"This is a thunderbolt. Who dares to catch it? We are the only ones out of luck..."
The middle-aged policeman on the left looked at Xia Fujian very resentfully. After a while, all their mobile phones received text messages. The middle-aged policeman immediately lamented: "I told you, not even the city bureau dared to accept this plague god.
I guess the province is also scolding me, ugh~ it’s such a bad year!”
"What? Do you want to invite me to fly..."
Xia Buer squinted his eyes and looked at the other person, who immediately put away his phone and stopped talking. However, he soon discovered that the police were deliberately driving in circles, and they drove into the high-speed rail station until dark. Xia Buer was immediately happy.
Said: "It turns out I'm taking the high-speed rail. This is great. I've never taken the high-speed rail before!"
The police car drove straight into the underground parking lot. From a distance, a large number of special police officers were seen waiting in formation. Before the police car could stop, all the special police officers surrounded them. The little policeman hurriedly lit a cigarette for Xia Buer and said sadly:
"Brother! Don't blame me, don't hold grudges!"
"Don't go back to the police station, otherwise you won't be able to see the sun tomorrow morning..."
Xia Buer held a cigarette in his mouth and laughed. Several police officers immediately swallowed their foam and hurriedly pushed open the car door and ran out. However, Xia Buer stepped out with a swagger and said with a ferocious smile: "It's so big."
Welcome me, do you have a policewoman to accompany you? If not, I will be unhappy!"
It's a pity that the SWAT officers didn't bother him at all. They rushed up and pulled out the cigarette from his mouth. They even covered his head with a black cloth bag and almost carried him and walked quickly to the station. Soon he was there
I felt myself entering a cool place, and then someone pressed me down on the seat.
"Huh~"
Xia Fujian's hood was suddenly taken off, and he came into a bright carriage. The spacious seats were all bright red. However, except for more than 20 special police officers who were watching eagerly, no normal passenger could
No, Xia Buyer immediately smiled and said: "Why are you standing here? I don't have three heads and six arms, so I can't run away!"
"Xia Fujian! Don't be complacent, you will die when you stand..."
A middle-aged special police officer glared at Xia Buer fiercely, but Xia Buer said with a smile: "Police officers! Do you have any family members? Do you know how many cities have been attacked now? Maybe I'll wait for you to get some sleep.
After you get up, your homeland will become our territory, do you understand what I mean?"
"Hmph~ Stop scaring us. If we were afraid of death, we would no longer be police officers..."
The middle-aged SWAT officer stared at him with a stern expression. Unexpectedly, Xia Buer smiled ferociously and said: "Death? If you can die easily, I lose. Have you ever seen those mutants sticking out their tongues? They are all police, SWAT and soldiers."
Something like that, but once they are injected with mutant fluid, they will turn into dogs and become our dogs!"
Xia Buyer suddenly stood up and sneered: "This is my first time taking the high-speed rail. I hope to have a perfect experience. If you are polite to me tonight, I will treat you as ordinary passengers. Otherwise
When my people stop this train, I promise to turn you all into tongue-twisting beasts!"
"As long as you don't cause trouble, we will try our best to meet your needs..."
The tone of the middle-aged special police officer softened immediately. No one was sure whether mutants would attack this train, but after Xia Buer sat back, he said domineeringly: "Give me food, the most expensive kind, let the most expensive ones