"With a girl in my arms, the Yellow River is overflowing, and you are sleeping, pigs and dogs are not as good as..."
Aunt Wu pointed at Xia Buer angrily with her hands on her hips, and even forced him to write a four-character poem. Xia Buer, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, yawned, rubbed his sleepy eyes and said depressedly: "It's better to sleep together."
Do you want to do something? Can you people have cleaner minds?"
"Pull him down! When Zhao Yeye left, his face was full of desire and dissatisfaction. His face was full of what I wanted..."
Big Taro held a cigarette in his mouth with contempt on his face, and even the dog girl also said: "That's right! Fortunately, we gave the house to you last night, and you ended up being Liu Xiahui for the whole night. Zhao Yeye must have given it up long ago.
All the women in your family have greeted her, and if she comes to sleep with you again next time, I will take your last name!"
"You common people should all become my master's disciples. You and him are just the same thing..."
Xia Buer got up angrily. Outsiders had no idea what he and Zhao Wuyan were doing. Sometimes it was better to simply sleep instead of having close contact. He put on his shoes and asked again: "How is the situation going?
Okay, how many people have been arrested?”
"After arresting more than 400 people, some of the little shrimps will be left alone. If we arrest them again, we will not be able to lock them down..."
Aunt Wu handed over a cigarette and sighed: "Chang Guiling and others are a typical collusion between government and businessmen. They have developed into a criminal group. They not only embezzle public property, but also lend money, gamble and force girls into prostitution. Mr. Ding
San even chopped up the corpses of several people who didn’t pay back the money, he was so courageous!”
"Big Taro! Do you have anything to say..."
Xia Buer looked at Da Taro coldly. Chang Guiling was one of his regular sex partners, but Da Taro puffed up his chest and said, "I have never done anything untoward. Chang Guiling and I are just legitimate sex partners.
Every time I put on my pants and leave, I didn’t agree to any of the things she asked me to do!”
"Let's go! Go to the trial conference..."
Xia Buyer patted his shoulder lightly, turned around and walked out with a few people. They soon arrived at the leisure square in the center of the town. A high platform had been set up in the square, and more than 400 people were tied up with big flowers.
The prisoners knelt on the stage, while tens of thousands of people and soldiers had already gathered below the stage.
A red banner has been pulled up on the high platform, with the words "Conference on Public Handling of Criminal Cases" written in large white letters. The police chief in police uniform is reading the crime story above, and the captains, who are representatives of the army, are sitting in a long row.
Behind the table, everyone's expressions were terrifyingly gloomy.
"Second Master! This way please..."
A policewoman led Xia Buer to the high platform from the side, but Xia Buer did not sit on the middle seat, but sat calmly at the end. Zhao Wuyan was absentmindedly playing with a pen next to him.
Asked softly: "Did you sleep well last night?"
"Yeah! Pretty good..."
"Will you sleep next time..."
"I won't sleep anymore..."
"Why? Why don't you really sleep next time..."
"You really don't want to sleep unless you're sleeping..."
"Then it's vegetarian, I promise it's not pornographic..."
Xia Buer looked at him swornly, Zhao Wuyan immediately covered her mouth and smiled, turned her head and gave him a charming look, instantly making Xia Buer feel excited, but a woman
The police suddenly ran over and said with a pale face: "Second Master! Your microphone is not turned off!"
"ah!"
Zhao Wuyan's expression suddenly changed, and she quickly covered the microphone in front of her. But when she looked down the stage, the two of them were immediately dumbfounded. The crowd was already silent, and they all stared at them.
Even the director turned around with embarrassment, making both of them blush with shame.
"Can this man and woman still sleep naked, second brother! Can you teach me how to do it..."
Feng Momo straightened up with a half-smile, and the strong smell of vinegar quickly filled the air. The others were suppressing laughter, and their whole bodies were shaking as if they were cramping. Xia Buer quickly stood up and coughed lightly.
With a loud voice, he walked directly to the stage, took the microphone and said: "Everyone! Let me say a few words!"
The audience immediately burst into warm applause, and those who wanted to laugh quickly took the opportunity to laugh violently. Xia Buer did not wait for the applause to stop and said: "Everyone already knows what happened. These rats and moths embezzled public funds and property, and cost us our lives."
The exchanged material data is yours, what do you think we should do?"
"kill!!!"
Everyone shouted almost in unison. People these days are very murderous, and dead people are already commonplace. But Xia Buer said: "It's too cheap to kill them. Next month we will counterattack Gushan City."
, when the time comes, let these moths charge us and spit out everything they have eaten!"
"Wow~"
The audience was immediately in an uproar. How to deal with these criminals is no longer important. The counterattack on the city is the explosive news. Most of the people here are local residents. Everyone is looking forward to returning to their homes one day, but there are hundreds of thousands of people in the city.
Head zombies are no joke, not to mention there are a large number of mutated zombies.
"We have already created miracles while we are alive. Tell me loudly, do you have the confidence to follow me and create miracles again..."
Xia Buer pointed the microphone high at the audience, and the audience immediately erupted into a tsunami-like shout. Xia Buer gave a thumbs up with great satisfaction and said: "In the next month, all officers and soldiers, including militiamen, will be here."
Nei Tongtong has entered training mode. Next month I will take you back to your hometown and hold a celebration banquet for you at Gushan City Hall!"
"oh……"
Huge cheers rose to the sky again. Xia Buer had never lost a battle until now. If he dared to say it in public, he would have the confidence to do it. But he turned around and tore off the police chief's epaulette and angrily said: "You are a policeman."
The director doesn't even know what's going on under his nose, so what use do we have for you? Get out and guard the gate!"
"yes!"
The police chief retreated with an embarrassed look on his face. Xia Buer announced a series of punishment measures. Finally, he invited Chen Guangda from the audience to come up and said: "Everyone! This is my master Chen Guangda. Starting today,
He is our chief coach, and we will officially change our name to Corpse Collector, everyone applauds..."
"Wait a minute..."
Chen Guangda suddenly took the microphone and smiled happily: "I'm very happy that you have this heart, but I hope you can make your own achievements and take a different path from us corpse collectors, so I let the corpse collectors
Let it become a thing of the past, use your own hands to create a piece of sky, and restore peace to this world!"
"Pa bang bang..."
The audience immediately burst into warm applause. Even Zhao Wuyan and others stood up and applauded vigorously. Chen Guangda seemed to be a vulgar guy, but his broad-mindedness was truly unparalleled. He would not let Xia Buer inherit it.
The corpse collector just wanted him to spread his wings and fly high, surpassing himself.
"Master! Thank you..."
Xia Buer was very moved and hugged Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda also patted his back hard and said, "Do it well! Boy, as long as you don't forget your original intention, your future achievements will definitely surpass mine. Master will
I will cheer for you silently behind you and bless you forever!"
"Thank you! Thank you Master..."
Xia Buyer felt a kind of fatherly love, which was the emotion he lacked the most, so he straightened up with red eyes, took the microphone and said loudly: "From today on, we do not belong to any organization, we just
Fight for our homeland, let us work together to fight back to Gushan and celebrate the New Year in Gushan!"
…
The weather at the end of February was cold and cold, but the soldiers in Mistress Town were training shirtless. The female soldiers were only wearing small vests. As the chief instructor, Chen Guang naturally did it himself and led the soldiers day and night.
After training, even Xia Buer returned to the state of a student, humbly learning from Chen Guangda.
"Master! Go and eat the chicken. Eat the chicken before you eat..."
Just after a day of hard training, Xia Fujian happily found Chen Guangda. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda said angrily: "Damn it! If you don't eat chicken or eat tonight, I made an appointment with the sisters to fight Picardo. Today
Whoever loses later will run naked around the city three times, I won’t believe that I can’t beat those little bitches!”
"Ouch~ I remembered it. I have something important to do tonight, so I won't have time to eat chicken with you..."
Xia Buer slapped his head and ran away, what a joke! Chen Guangda's skills were better than his, and he was still a person who dared to rush up with a pan. He couldn't even lift his head after being tortured by his sisters every day. What if tonight?
I didn't even have to wear underwear when I went crazy with him.
"Let's go! Sisters, let the 100-man group run naked tonight..."
A group of female warriors walked over shoulder to shoulder. The leader was Chen Guangda's third wife, Cong Xiaowei, nicknamed Sangbiao. Feng Momo had become her disciple half a month ago. Her whole painting style
She suddenly changed from an ignorant and fearless silly girl to a calculating little goblin, which gave Xia Buyer more and more headaches.
"Xia Laoer! Let's go and eat chicken. Your master has made an appointment for us to fight Picardo..."
Feng Momo looked at Xia Buer arrogantly, but Xia Buer acted as if he hadn't heard anything and ran out of the school grounds, picking his nostrils. Unexpectedly, Meng Ling suddenly caught up with him, grabbed him and said, "Second brother!
I have something to discuss with you, and I hope you can agree!"
"explain……"
Xia Buer looked at her indifferently. Ever since Meng Ling became Feng Momo's slave, her entire sense of existence had disappeared. The soldiers no longer called her Sister Ling.
, Meng Ling rarely goes out except for training, but Xia Buer knows that this woman will never settle for mediocrity.
"In ten days, I want to lead the trap camp and attack Gushan City..."
Meng Ling puffed up her chest and her eyes were bright. Xia Buer was stunned by what she said, and said suspiciously: "Are you tired of living? The mortality rate in the camp is very high. They will face the Fat Corpse King and destroy the city.
It's not impossible. Although I don't want to see you, it would be too wasteful to let you die!"
"I know you don't want to see me, so I want to make up for it..."
Meng Ling took a deep breath and said: "I don't want to defend what happened in the past. If it was wrong, it was wrong. But everyone will make mistakes. I hope you can give me another chance. If I survive this time,
Please terminate the master-servant relationship between me and Feng Momo and make me yours again!"
"Is there any difference? Feng Momo is all mine..."
Xia Buyer reached out and pinched her chin. Meng Ling was still as delicate and beautiful as before, but she shook her head and said: "No! Being yours again is my only motivation for survival now. As long as I don't end my relationship with Feng Mo for one day,
I will never be able to hold my head high because of Mo's relationship. If this happens, I would rather die, and I will never joke!"
"Okay! I promise you..."
Xia Fujian held the back of her neck fiercely, looked directly into her eyes and said: "If you can survive, I will make you my blood droplet. No one can command you except me.
Your power will be as big as your territory, do you want it?"
"Think! Master..."
Meng Ling immediately knelt on the ground. When she raised her head, her eyes burst out with strong fighting spirit. Xia Buer then patted her cheek and said: "Work hard to live. Gushan City is just a starting point for us. I will definitely do it in the future."
I will take you all over the world!"
(All the chapters I owed have been paid off, and now it’s time to accumulate energy and prepare to explode, to fulfill my previous commitment!)