A series of wild laughter woke up Xia Buyer. He opened Gu Li's long legs on his chest and found that it was already past two o'clock in the afternoon. He got out of bed and turned off the simple alarm on the door.
When I opened the door, I saw a group of beauties in swimsuits playing in the pond, showing off their beautiful bodies unscrupulously.
"Wow! Welfare is open..."
The slingshot boy also came out with tears streaming down his face. He squatted at the door of the wooden house with him and looked at the beauties in the water. Unpolluted ponds are rare. Although the green water is not very clean, it does not prevent the girls from lying down.
They play in the water on the inflatable mattress, and the pond is half the size of a football field.
"Are you ready to stay here..."
Xia Buyer threw a cigarette to Slingshot Boy. Slingshot Boy lit it skillfully and said with a smile: "Absolutely! I don't have much potential. As long as you can find me a beautiful wife, I will have no problem living in a doghouse."
, I’m just afraid that they won’t look down on me, a country bumpkin, because they are all celebrities from big cities, so they don’t dare to ask for anything extra!”
"Hey! Country bumpkin, give us this dog..."
Before Slingshot Boy could finish his words, several men and women came over, all wearing fashionable brand-name sunglasses. Even their swimsuits and trunks had the logo of Gucci or LV. Xia Buer was stunned for a moment before he realized that he was talking about himself, but he
Now he is unkempt and his T-shirt and jeans are all stained with yellow mud. He really looks like a country leopard in the countryside.
"I'm sorry! I don't want to give this dog away. She is my Dahuang's wife..."
Xia Buyer looked back at the little golden retriever by the door. Several girls immediately ran over and picked it up. A strong young man even said impatiently: "It's not like I'm giving it to you for free, we'll get the equivalent value."
I'll exchange my things with you, and besides, you have to pay rent if you live with us!"
"I didn't say I wouldn't pay the rent..."
Xia Buer stood up and took out his backpack from the house, and directly took out a few diamond necklaces. Several girls immediately looked at him in surprise, but Xia Buer took out a few more things and said, "I
There are also condoms and sanitary napkins, and there are also two bottles of Dior perfume. You can choose whether you want supplies or jewelry!"
"Wow! Did you pick these up from the road? Isn't it easy to pick them up..."
Several girls gathered around to poke their heads in the air, and immediately lost interest in the little golden retriever, but the handsome guy shouted with some embarrassment: "You are sending a beggar, how much are these rotten things you picked up casually worth, what do you want?"
If you want to live here, you must pay twice as much food, or get out of here!"
"Handsome guy! You are deliberately looking for trouble when you say that..."
Xia Buyer suddenly pulled up his backpack and became cold. Gu Li also walked out of the room angrily, but a girl took off her sunglasses and said: "Little brother! I really didn't mean to cause trouble for you. Mr. Qin and the others have already started.
Now that the meeting is over, let all of you newcomers go to the hotel to meet him. If you want to stay, there are conditions!"
"Okay! My dog won't be given away anyway..."
Xia Buer grabbed the little golden retriever from the other party's hand and walked directly to the hotel with Gu Li and Slingshot Boy. The handsome guy was still cursing behind him and said that he didn't understand current affairs. Slingshot Boy said depressedly: "These people are really good at it."
You are a bully, you don’t have any consciousness of working together in the same boat, what’s wrong with us country people, we haven’t digged up their ancestral graves!”
The three people quickly walked into the hotel with Dahuang, and saw Shisanyao and the others walking downstairs. Not only were the four of them brand new from head to toe, Shisanyao and his younger brother were also holding a big stick in their mouths.
Cigars, but they didn't dare to show off in front of Xia Buer, he walked up to him with a bow and nod, and led them into a small bar.
"Wow! This is what a bar looks like..."
The slingshot boy looked around curiously. The lights in the small bar were quite bright. A enchanting beauty was singing a lyrical song on the stage. There were also professional bartenders busy at the bar, and a picture was put together in the middle.
There was a large table, and Qin Tiannan and others sat in a circle around the table.
"Haha~ Lao Tian! You have a good rest, come and sit quickly..."
Qin Tiannan sat on the chair and raised his hand, and several young men immediately moved the chairs for them to sit down. Xia Buer happened to sit face to face with Tang Yu. Tang Yu had obviously taken a shower and not only changed into a brand new fashion,
She also put on quite delicate makeup, and her overall appearance instantly improved to the top level.
"Teacher Tang! You are so beautiful today..."
Xia Buer took out his cigarette and lit one, looking at Tang Yu with unscrupulous eyes. Tang Yu was dressed so beautifully and was wearing a low-cut dress. It was obvious whether he was going or staying, but Tang Yu felt a little guilty.
He stammered: "This... these are the clothes I left here before. They fit better!"
Nie Na, who was not far away, immediately hugged Gao Yuan and said with a sinister smile: "Teacher Tang, please don't be humble. You used to be famous far and wide. The man who pursued you could circle the earth. I remember Secretary Liu of the municipal party committee."
He is your Tashangbin, and the child you aborted should be his!"
"You fart..."
Tang Yu suddenly raised his head and stared at her in shock and anger. Gao Yuan hurriedly stood between them to prevent them from falling out. Qin Tiannan also waved to Nie Na to quickly pour the wine. Nie Na stood up proudly and held up the decanter.
She poured red wine for several people, but when it was Xia Buer's turn, she asked: "Little brother! Do you want some Sprite?"
"Add a little more to me, this stuff tastes terrible..."
Xia Buyer just nodded, and the slingshot boy pushed the red wine glass out with a grimace. Most of the people at the table immediately laughed and Nie Na even mocked: "Sure enough, there are just like any teachers."
Student, Tang Yu also liked red wine with Sprite, which really wasted the efforts of foreign winemakers for more than a hundred years!"
"Your hard work? Didn't you pay for the red wine? It couldn't have been stolen..."
Xia Buyer glared quite exaggeratedly and said: "People make red wine just to sell it for money. Giving them money is the greatest compliment. Drinking red wine is like eating dumplings. You don't care if I dip it in vinegar or not, it's nothing."
It went into my stomach, so I really don’t understand, are you drinking red wine for enjoyment, or are you just showing off?"
"Well said! Add Sprite for me too..."
Tang Yu immediately waved to the bartender, and Xia Buer shook his head again and said: "Someone once told me that you must add ice balls to whiskey. Adding ice cubes will affect the taste. Then I asked the bartender, and the result was
People say that adding ice hockey is just to sell it more expensively, and the taste is all the result of those petty bourgeoisie who love to show off!"
"you……"
Nie Na pointed at Xia Buer with a face full of shame and anger, and even the hair on her head stood up, but Qin Tiannan waved her hand and said with a smile: "What the little brother said makes sense, in fact, it is just like antiques, their value in the eyes of those who like them
Liancheng, people you don’t like are worthless, but I didn’t ask you here just to drink and chat!”
"Want to hear the details..."
Xia Buer picked up the cigarette and leaned back in his chair. Qin Tiannan looked at Thirteen and said, "Lao Tian is considered a senior adventurer. We are going to let him take the lead in setting up a material search team. The lineup will be determined by drawing lots, but
You newcomers have to go, of course! The girls don’t have to go out!”
"Mr. Qin may have misunderstood. We don't intend to stay here..."
Xia Buyer directly hugged Gu Li and said with a smile: "I owe Teacher Tang a big favor, so I took the risk to send her here. Now that she is safe, we should go back. There are friends waiting for us in Langya Cave.
, we will set off early tomorrow morning, and I won’t lose a penny of the rent!”
"Forget the rent, just make friends..."
Qin Tiannan waved his hand nonchalantly and did not take him seriously, while Slingshot Boy blinked and said: "I am willing to stay, but I have a condition. You have to arrange a wife for me. I can provide it."
Three times the material exchange, if my wife has one hundred catties, I will get you three hundred catties of grain!"
"Hahaha……"
Everyone raised their heads and laughed, and Nie Na even said disdainfully: "You think this is a white meat market. You want to buy a woman to take home with three hundred kilograms of grain. You are so beautiful. You don't even think about it without three thousand kilograms."
Don’t even think about it!”
"Okay! Deal, three thousand is three thousand..."
The slingshot guy immediately slapped the table and jumped up. He rubbed his hands and kept looking at the girls, making everyone look at him dumbfounded. But the thirteenth girl smiled bitterly and said: "Big star! Three thousand kilograms is only one and a half tons, so what?"
A pickup truck was brought back, and he just went out for a walk!"
"Is this... so easy..."
Nie Na opened her mouth in disbelief. There were only factories nearby, and they did not dare to leave this area too far. Naturally, they knew nothing about this kind of thing, but Qin Tiannan smiled and said: "Since you are so confident
We can’t go back on our word, Xiaona! Call in all the single girls!”
"Single? Oh..."
Nie Na was stunned for a moment before going out slowly. After a while, she brought in a dozen girls. Naturally, they were all the ugliest ones here. The slingshot guy couldn't bear to look at her and said: "I'm marrying a wife again."
I’m not looking for a servant, forget it! I want this, I’ll pay five thousand catties!”
A fair-skinned and beautiful little star suddenly changed her expression. She jumped up and shouted loudly: "What are you talking about? Five thousand kilograms! If you pay fifty thousand kilograms, I won't do it. My face is covered with pimples and I want to eat swan meat. You don't want to eat swan meat."
Take a look at yourself without peeing!"
"I promised..."
Qin Tiannan suddenly slammed the table, pointed at her and said: "You guys rely on your beauty to eat and work all day long. Do you know what situation we are in now? We have even run out of paper to wipe our butts, and we don't even have medicine for colds and coughs.
You have to eat, I won’t tolerate you being picky here!”
"I... I can't go farming. I don't want to marry a country bumpkin..."
The little star lowered her head and squeezed next to Gao Yuan, tugging at his clothes anxiously. Unexpectedly, Gao Yuan pushed her away and yelled: "Why are you tugging on me? Our supplies are almost exhausted. If we don't go out and make it worse, everyone will become primitive."
, if you have the guts, go out with them to get supplies, or else just marry me!"
"Why don't you let Nie Na marry him? You will bully me and I will let you sleep in vain..."
The little star immediately pulled his clothes and cried and shouted. Gao Yuan immediately threw her to the ground in shame and anger. Qin Tiannan also said coldly: "Wu Zining! Don't be shameless. If you still want to stay here, you'd better be obedient.
Otherwise, don’t blame us for turning against us!”
"Woo~"
Wu Zining collapsed on the ground and cried loudly, but no one came up to help her, but Qin Tiannan laughed again and said: "Xiao Wang! As long as you can prove that you have real ability, I will try my best to meet all your requirements, but this time we
Can you do it without food, just daily necessities and medicines?"
"No problem! But I want to have a date with Zi Ning alone first to enhance our relationship..."
The slingshot boy pointed at Wu Zining, who immediately lay on the ground crying and rolling around. Qin Tiannan agreed without hesitation, but Xia Buer sneered at Gu Li: "There are jackals mixed in among a group of sheep.
It’s a joke to still want to eat meat with wolves!” (https:)