Xia Buer slept past eight o'clock and had breakfast before taking Ali and Slingshot Boy to gather. A total of one hundred and twenty soldiers were already waiting in line in the open space. Instructor Liu, who had just been promoted, was giving them instructions, but
Si Nan next to him said angrily: "How did you become the company commander? You three are the only ones in the whole company who are late!"
"If you can't withdraw me, you can just put me in confinement..."
Xia Buer looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water. Si Nan was so angry that his face was livid. Only Alina winked at him and smiled evilly in the team, but Xia Buer said again: "I really can't do it.
I understand you, our reconnaissance company doesn’t have to go to the military parade, why are you so serious and want to die?”
"Chen Xiaotian! What nonsense are you talking about? Stand up straight..."
When Teacher Liu heard this, he was angry, but Xia Buer stepped forward and waved his hands: "Instructor! I really mean this from the bottom of my heart. Do you know why people unite to beat us? It's because our uniforms clearly show that we are officers and soldiers."
They are bandits, if they don’t fight us, who will we fight?”
"What on earth do you want to say..."
Both Professor Liu and Si Nan frowned at him, and Xia Buer said: "I ask you, what is the responsibility of our reconnaissance company? Is it to bring back the latest and most important information, but you have to dress yourself up like
Main force, when people see your clothes, they start to bombard you with artillery, you are just a spy!"
"Then what do you think we should do..."
Si Nan stared at him unconvinced, and Xia Buer immediately replied: "Take people to move all the supplies for the shufflers. Each person will be given a set of their own clothes and equipment, and the mutated brothers will be injected with that
What liquid is used to cover up your mutated smell? After leaving the camp, you will all be shufflers, did you hear that?"
"Hey~ Isn't it just disguised investigation? What do you think you have to say..."
Si Nan curled his lips disdainfully and led the people away. Xia Buer followed up and said: "Brothers! I don't know what big principles to say. Anyway, if you want to survive, follow my orders. From now on, you will all become hooligans for me."
, I am your boss, and you are all my younger brothers, do you understand?"
"I understand!"
The soldiers all shouted excitedly, but Xia Buer still shook his head and said: "You don't look like gangsters when you hold a machete, Ali! Get some disposable tattoos for them, and all the male soldiers' heads will be shaved green.
The female soldiers with short hair were put into dreadlocks for me, and the ones with long hair were dyed for me, and all the earrings and studs were put on for me!"
"Should I do it too..."
Professor Liu looked at him in astonishment. In fact, he was here to supervise Xia Buer, but Xia Buer smiled and said: "If you want to die, just be yourself. If you don't want to die, just shave your head. Then
Find a one-eyed dragon eyepatch and wear it, I guarantee the Shuffler will treat you as a brother!"
"Alas~ When I meet you, I'll be damned for eight lifetimes..."
Professor Liu sighed and shook his head, and could only follow the soldiers to the logistics office. Xia Buer also ran over to prepare things for reconnaissance. When they came out again, they were "renewed". The soldiers in the camp
Everyone's eyes were wide open, and the patrolling guard almost fired a warning shot.
"Oh my God! How did you do it like this? I almost thought the Shufflers had invaded..."
Battalion Commander Zhou and other officers all stared at them dumbfounded. Not only did the scouts of the third company put on black combat uniforms, but they also looked like gangsters. The male soldiers had green skin and round short hair, while the female soldiers did not have pigtails.
They have red hair and yellow hair, and even the instructor has one eye and a big bald head.
"Haha~ Chief! Let's go to reconnoiter the enemy's situation. Let's wait for our good news..."
Xia Fuji walked over wearing black toad glasses and a thick gold chain hanging around his neck. He climbed onto the chariot under the dumbfounded gaze of all the officers and soldiers, but the chariot was also made gaudy for them.
Not only was the head of a sand lizard tied with its mouth wide open, there were also many pale skulls hanging on the car.
More than a dozen vehicles rumbled out of the valley. Leading the way were several Toyota off-road vehicles. A complete dead man's skull was placed on the hood of the leading vehicle. Xia Fujian was sitting in an armored infantry fighting vehicle.
Pointing at Si Nan opposite, he said: "You go to the military parade, please unbutton your collar and at least three buttons!"
"I'm not wearing a vest, just two pills will be enough..."
Si Nan reluctantly loosened two buttons of her clothes. Even though she wore a very coquettish make-up, her pretty face could still be seen flaming red. But Alina loosened three buttons generously and followed suit.
Xia Fujian was slumped in his seat, chewing gum like a little girl.
"What if we encounter mutants..."
Alina stuffed a piece of chewing gum into Xia Buer, and Xia Buer smiled and said: "You are stupid! How could we encounter mutants when we go to the area controlled by the Shuffler? But don't expose the secret, you must remember it.
Your own characters, the Shufflers, are all very extreme villains!"
Si Nan immediately raised his head and muttered in a low voice: "My name is Han Yufei. I have been hanging out in nightclubs for many years. I smoke, drink and fight. I have also killed someone and been wanted. I can book the night for two hundred yuan, no! Two hundred yuan."
If it’s less, I’d have to pay at least five hundred!”
"It must be less! I'm willing to pay five thousand for someone like you..."
Xia Fuji couldn't help but stretched out a hand, and everyone was immediately laughed at. Si Nan immediately said angrily: "Don't laugh at me. I at least have to pretend to be a female gangster. You can just act like you are."
If we meet mutants, they will believe you if you say you are Xia Fujian!"
"Hey! Don't tell me, Xiaotian really looks a bit like Xia Fujian..."
Teacher Liu suddenly sat up straight and stared at Xia Buer. The others also nodded in unison.
When I meet mutants, I will tell them that I am Xia Fujian and let them fight me as a shuffler!"
"No, no! This is no joke..."
Professor Liu quickly waved his hand and said: "Xia Buer has become independent. Both the mutants and the shufflers hate him. Moreover, Xia Buer himself has come to the Black Desert. If you pretend to be him, they will have to mobilize a large army to come."
You can’t chase us, the Shufflers have sent heavy troops to look for Xia Buer!”
"What do you think Xia Buer wants to do? How come he beats everyone he sees..."
Alina tilted her head with a puzzled look on her face, but Si Nan sneered: "Xia Buer has great ambitions. He wants to be the king of the entire world. He will kill anyone who does not submit to him. If he gets
The treasures in the core area will be the end of us all as a human being!"
"Si Nan! Another button of your shirt is opened..."
Xia Buer suddenly pointed at Si Nan's collar and immediately changed the subject while she was panicking. The convoy did not slow down because of this. Unfortunately, many high-tech equipment cannot be used here, and all enemy information must be seen with the naked eye.
It was observed that after leaving the area controlled by the Renaissance Army, the entire convoy immediately became cautious.
"Everyone, please be vigilant. We are less than 40 kilometers away from the core area..."
Si Nan lay on the shooting hole and scanned the outside of the car. The soldiers also began to check the weapons and equipment, but a moment later they suddenly heard a loud noise, followed by bursts of violent gunfire, and a small convoy was even more fierce.
They climbed over the sand dunes, but as soon as they saw them, they immediately turned and fled.
"Fire! Kill them..."
Xia Buer rushed into the cockpit with a single stride. Although there were no obvious signs on the opponent's car, this was the control area of the Shufflers. The only ones being chased were the mutants. Their infantry tanks immediately headed towards
The opponent's butt opened fire, and the two lagging armored vehicles were blown up in one fell swoop.
"Bang bang~"
Two off-road vehicles hit the dunes one after another and were unable to move. The people in the vehicles immediately jumped out and fled in all directions. The last armored vehicle was quickly eliminated, and another off-road vehicle rolled over on its own from the dunes.
After landing, Xia Buer immediately picked up the loudspeaker in the car and shouted: "Surrender quickly, hand over the gun and not kill!"
"Surrender! We surrender..."
More than a dozen mutants knelt on the ground crying. Although they were also wearing black combat uniforms, the styles and embroidered logos were different from those of the shufflers. But as soon as the tanks surrounded them, two tanks unexpectedly
Driving up the sand dunes with a rumble, more than a dozen tanks and armored vehicles appeared around.
"Oops! It's the main force of the Shufflers..."
All the soldiers were horrified. The opponent surrounded them in an even more exaggerated way. Many troop carriers were still swishing around. Xia Buer immediately picked up the shuffler's walkie-talkie and spoke loudly.
Shouted: "Brothers, please don't accidentally injure me, my boss is General Chen!"
"Damn it! What are you doing here? You are looking for death..."
An angry curse came from the walkie-talkie immediately, but the soldiers' faces were still very stiff, but Xia Buer said: "Don't be nervous! Just take care of yourself when you come. The instructor will stay in the car and adapt to the situation. The rest of the people will
Come down with me, stand behind me and don’t say anything!”
Saying that! He got out of the car with a dozen soldiers, but he actually ran straight to the surrendered mutants, picked two middle-aged men and asked Si Nan to take them away quickly, but immediately several people came from
The man from the opposite side ran over, pointed at him and yelled: "What are you doing, trying to take the credit?"
"Haha~ We caught the person, and the credit is ours..."
Xia Buer looked at the leader of the other party and laughed. He was a dark-faced man in his thirties, but the other party still pointed at him with murderous intent and said: "Little brat! Stop giving me such glib words. I have already chased one of them."
It has been many hours, and you have fired a few shots just to get the credit, but there is no way!"
"Okay! All the credit goes to you, but don't even ask for supplies..."
Xia Buer waved his hand and was about to go back. The other party was stunned and quickly pulled him back. Xia Buer then pretended to say: "We found the missing logistics troops. They were poisoned by a strange plant.
Yes, my boss kindly asked me to share half of the supplies with you, but since you don’t appreciate it, forget it!”
"Haha~ Brother! If you have something to say..."
The other party immediately stepped forward and hugged him affectionately. Xia Buer took out two tubes of mutant Viagra, handed them to him and said with a smile: "Brother! We can't even catch a hair in the north, and neither can I."
Greedy, how about we interrogate these prisoners on the spot and ask as many as we can, and then give me two more corpses to take away?"
"No problem! Brother will give you four pieces and I'll treat you to a drink tonight..."
The other party put away the Viagra with a smile and patted his shoulder quite grandly. But before he could finish his words, the prisoners fell down one after another. Only a middle-aged man was still kneeling on the ground. The black man immediately said with a ferocious smile: "Hehe~ I
Just know that there is a big fish, this is 100% an official!"
"Xiao Fei! Hurry up and take out all the good wine I have collected, and set up an awning. I want to have a few drinks with my big brother, and Nana is here to take care of me..."
Xia Buer waved his hand carelessly, and the soldiers were immediately dumbfounded. They saw him walking arm-in-arm with the black man to the opposite side, and soon he and a group of shufflers began to call each other brothers. Even the soldiers couldn't believe that he was themselves.