Aunt Wu never thought that a good lunch would become his wedding banquet. But he made the appointment by himself, and he slept with the bride by himself. But when the little bride appeared in a pure white wedding dress, he
The slight feeling of rejection in my heart was instantly swept away, and I ran to put on a brand new suit.
"Wow! She's so beautiful, hubby! I want to get married too..."
Xiao Longnu was intoxicated with Xia Buer's face. Unmarried girls naturally have no resistance to wedding dresses, especially after the new daughter-in-law dressed up, her appearance and temperament have not only improved by two levels, but also the face of Big Taro
He said with envy: "Lao Wu is really lucky. Any wife he picks up will be so beautiful!"
"Long Mei! You must never tell Huang Chun about this, otherwise she will kill Aunt Wu alive..."
Xia Buer hugged Xiao Longnu and sat on the bench in the corner of the courtyard. Huang Chun was a tough girl with the word "Strength" tattooed on her buttocks. During the evacuation of Jiuyang City, she had been following Aunt Wu, although who
Everyone knew that Aunt Wu had no intention of marrying her, but Huang Chun always regarded herself as his wife.
"Humph, have you ever been married to someone? You must have a woman outside..."
Xiao Longnu pinched his waist angrily, her jealousy was unambiguous, but Xia Buer immediately changed the subject. Only a fool would discuss such a topic with a woman, and Xiao Longnu looked at the pretty girl
The bride was so greedy that she took the initiative to run up and grab people to talk about this and that.
Six banquet tables have been set up in the courtyard, but except for the food and wine on the main table, which were purchased by the bride’s family, the rest of the food and wine were brought by the guests themselves. These days, we can no longer give out red envelopes like before and bring our own wine.
Even if you attend a wedding banquet, you are given a lot of face. The wine is all home-brewed rice wine, and there is not even a pack of cigarettes in sight.
"Taro! Put a cigarette on each table, and buy two boxes of good wine..."
Xia Buyer kicked Big Taro's ass. Although they didn't take this wedding seriously, they still had to have the respect they deserved. And they were out fighting and killing all day long. Maybe when
I went to see the King of Hell, and it was very likely that I would only have this one wedding in my life.
More and more guests came in to congratulate her, and Aunt Wu was also a little excited. His wife was a serious young lady. She went around greeting guests as if she was getting married. Xia Buer saw that the courtyard was overcrowded.
, he had no choice but to lead Rhubarb into the main room and sit alone at the Eight Immortals table to peel peanuts.
"Hello! Mr. Feng, are you..."
Suddenly! A tall and elegant girl walked in, wearing a beige windbreaker, with very smooth black hair, a pretty face with light makeup that can score 85 points, and wearing black-rimmed glasses.
Xia Buer nodded and asked, "Who are you?"
"My name is Yang Xi, Aunt Zhang asked me to come here..."
The girl put her small leather bag on the table. After sitting down, she said in a very professional tone: "I have to go back to work later. Let's be more straightforward. I am twenty-five years old and work in the Labor Bureau. Every day
The monthly salary is 180, because I am a foreigner and currently live in the dormitory of my work unit!"
"Wait a minute! Are you here to go on a blind date with me..."
Xia Buyer looked at her with a confused face, and Yang Xi asked: "What else? If you are dissatisfied with me, you can just say it. If you want to develop with me, please listen to what I have to say.
End, it is very impolite to interrupt others at will!"
"Uh, keep going..."
Xia Buyer nodded dumbfounded, and Yang Xi took a deep breath and said: "I...had two boyfriends. The first one was my first love in college. We had sex, and the second one was my colleague.
, but unfortunately he passed away from an infection six months ago, so I’m not a virgin, I don’t want to lie to you about this!”
"Well! I appreciate your honesty, but I'm not a virgin either..."
Xia Buyer smiled and lit up his cigarette. He thought this girl was quite interesting, but Yang Xi added: "My employer will allocate housing to me when I get married. I personally don't need any betrothal gifts. I will also be given a full set of gold and silver jewelry. You
All you need to do is buy me a diamond ring, that’s basically my situation, it’s your turn!”
Xia Fujier touched Dahuang's dog's head and smiled and said: "I had nothing when I came here, no house, no car, no education. All I have left is money and a dog!"
"How much money do you have? Do you have fifty thousand..."
Yang Xi suddenly straightened his body and his eyes were bright, but he immediately said: "Don't get me wrong, I'm not here for your money. I just hope that my partner can have a decent job. We have a deputy from the Labor Bureau.
For the vacancy of director, you can become the deputy director for 30,000 yuan, and the remaining 20,000 yuan will be enough for us to get married!"
"You are attracted to me..."
Xia Buyer looked at her in surprise, Yang Xi nodded and said: "Yes! You look very masculine, I like it very much, and the fact that you can run in with supplies from outside the city shows that you are not a weak person.
, you meet my requirements for choosing a spouse in every aspect. It would be even more perfect if you could have a decent job!"
Suddenly! Big Taro ran in from outside with a box of wine, looked at Yang Xi and said in surprise: "You are the Yang Xi that Aunt Zhang introduced to me. Aunt Zhang really didn't lie to me. You have a really good temperament. Let's eat later."
How about we go shopping together after dinner, I will take you to spend some money!"
"What? Aren't you Feng Nantian..."
Yang Xi stood up in shock. Xia Buer, whose face was full of black lines, almost fell to the ground. The fat man actually gave himself such a domineering pseudonym, but Da Yutou put down the wine box and said with a smile: "His name is Feng Yuqiu."
, I am your blind date Feng Nantian, how about we continue chatting?"
"What are we talking about? I'm not interested in you..."
Yang Xi angrily picked up her bag and was about to leave, but as soon as she raised her feet, she glared at Xia Buer unwillingly, as if she wanted Xia Buer to give her an explanation, but Xia Buer said helplessly: "Sister! I
This brother is quite nice. Besides, I already have a girlfriend, so you’d better sit down and have a chat with him!"
"Talk about you! You liar..."
Yang Xi yelled in shame and anger, but as soon as he walked to the door, he was stunned. He saw a cold and charming "black widow" quickly walking into the courtyard, followed by several tall people.
The bodyguards frightened the guests in the courtyard and hurriedly moved to both sides, and the noisy courtyard instantly became quiet.
"Yang Xi? Why are you here..."
Miss Wu crossed the threshold coldly and looked at Yang Xi who was looking embarrassed at the door. Yang Xi immediately lowered his head and pointed at Xia Buer and said awkwardly: "I...I'm here for a blind date. It's me.
Auntie arranged it, Director Wu! Why are you here too?"
Miss Wu straightened up without saying a word. She walked up to Xia Buer coldly and said, "I asked you to get me medicine, but you are actually here drinking wedding wine. Now I have brought you 100,000 kilograms of food stamps. If you take
If nothing comes out, I want you to look good!"
"Why are you in a hurry! Just wait here with peace of mind. When the time comes, I will naturally give you the things..."
Xia Buyer stood up casually, walked to the door and said loudly: "Bride! Our beauty Wu, oh no! Director Wu has come personally to be your witness. Now Director Wu is invited to give a speech. Everyone applauds and welcomes you."
!”
"oh"
Fierce applause and cheers immediately erupted in the courtyard, and Aunt Wu's mother-in-law flushed with excitement. Obviously Miss Wu was a very important figure in Shihu City, but Miss Wu did not expect that Xia Buer would come.
Such a skill, but it was hard for her to get angry in front of everyone, so she could only go out and say a few words of congratulations.
"Old man! Where did this little girl come from..."
Aunt Wu walked up to Xia Buer inexplicably, and her unscrupulous voice was heard by Miss Wu, but Xia Buer didn't intend to carry her behind her back, so she picked her ears and said: "They say they are relatives of Jin Sanpang's family, come here
The man who comes to buy medicine from us is called Wu Fangchang!"
"Hey, is it the future that has a long future..."
"Yes! It's the same Fang Chang who will be there tomorrow..."
Aunt Wu looked at Wu Fangchang with a lewd expression, and Xia Buer added some insults. Wu Fangchang, who was frightened and angry, immediately turned her head away, but the bride just came up to invite her to sit down, so Wu Fangchang could only give the two dirty men a vicious look.
He sat down at the main table with a stinking face.
Yang Xi rolled his eyes and sat down. After Xia Buer and the others sat down one after another, the banquet officially started. However, the people in Shihu City were already hungry after eating hairy crabs, but Xia Buer and others were hungry.
It was like a dead ghost reincarnated. One person was holding a pot of hairy crabs and eating them, his mouth was full of oil. Wu Fangchang and Yang Xi frowned as they watched.
"Damn! Leave a few for us..."
Dog Girl suddenly ran in from outside the courtyard with Slingshot Boy, grabbed the hairy crab from Big Taro and ate it, but Lu Fei who was following behind walked up to Xia Buer and silently handed over a travel bag. Xia Buer
Er smacked his fingers and said, "Miss Wu! Open it yourself and see if it's what you want!"
Wu Fangchang couldn't wait to take the bag over. After opening it, in addition to a lot of medicines, there were also a lot of perfumes and skin care products. Xia Buer said with a smile: "I gave you the perfumes and skin care products. You
She is the first beautiful woman I have seen since coming to Shihu City, so it is considered a kind of fate!"
"Thank you! I will calculate the money to you..."
Wu Fangchang's cold and pretty face finally softened. No woman doesn't like to hear compliments, but she just stood up with her bag and lowered her head and said: "You are very efficient in doing things. I am very satisfied. I will treat you at six o'clock in the evening."
Eat, I will send someone to pick you up when the time comes, don’t be late!”
"! Respect is worse than obeying orders..."
Xia Buyer agreed without hesitation. He took the initiative to approach Wu Fangchang for this effect. Wu Fangchang took the travel bag and left without saying a word. Yang Xi also hurriedly picked up the small bag and followed him out, while Wu Fangchang's bodyguard took a
A heavy suitcase was handed to Xia Buer, and he knew without guessing that it contained food stamps.
Xiao Longnu immediately clung to Xia Buer, pinched his waist with her fingers, and sneered in his ear: "Awesome! Marshal Xia, your ability to flirt with girls is getting better and better. You were like this back then."
You can trick me into getting it!"
"They have nuclear bombs, two..."
Xia Buyer hugged her and looked deeply into her eyes. Long Qiu suddenly stood up and stopped talking. Everyone knew what the nuclear bomb meant. This was Shihu City's life-saving trump card. Anyone who wanted to covet it