After the New Year's Eve dinner, people were either playing cards or on their way to play cards. Naturally, the four leaders were not exempt from this custom. The large living room of the City Lord's Mansion was already full of smoke and smoke. More than a dozen tables were either playing mahjong or playing cards. Men and women gathered together.
They shouted loudly together, and those who didn't know how to gamble sang and danced in the side hall.
"Haha~ I touched myself again..."
Li Shirong took a hard photo of Yaoji. Commander Gong, who was sitting opposite her, broke out in a cold sweat. Sha Daji and Zhang Mang looked as if they had eaten dead flies. Xia Buer, who was watching the battle, was overjoyed.
He almost lost Gushan City just now, but Li Shirong immediately made a comeback after replacing him.
"Hurry up and bring the fruit. Your wife has won so much money, but you don't want to give us any fruit..."
Zhang Mang rolled his eyes at Xia Buer, Sha Daji angrily replaced him with Xiao Daji, Xia Buer happily ran to ask the maid to serve fruits, and playing cards with Li Shirong, they were just looking for death, Li Shirong Elementary School
Before I graduated, I started working in the casino, often beating Feng Momo and the others to the point of losing their butts.
"Master! You are so amazing, your calculations are so accurate..."
Suddenly there was a burst of exclamations of admiration in the side hall. Xia Buer turned his head in confusion and saw that Big Taro was wearing a golden dragon-patterned Tai Chi suit and twisting a bunch of shiny bracelets in his hand.
, was reading palms for a large group of young wives and older girls, and several men were also inside with excited faces.
"Big taro..."
Xia Buer walked towards the side hall with a weird look on his face, but Li Xuezhu pulled him aside and asked in surprise: "Who did Da Taro learn to read faces from? He actually didn't even know that I have a younger brother who died in infancy."
As you all know, my mother has never told anyone about this, and I just confirmed it with her!"
"No way? It's really accurate..."
Xia Buyer scratched the back of his head in disbelief. After Li Xuezhu nodded, he said suspiciously: "Big Taro picked up a fortune-telling book in the mountain village, and then he read it all day long like a demon. He went there whenever he had nothing to do.
I tell people fortunes and read fortunes, but I always thought that book was bullshit!"
"I think he has really developed some skills, otherwise how could he frighten so many people..."
Li Xuezhu turned around and looked at the side hall. Big Taro sat upright and looked like a master. Xia Buer had no choice but to go over and call him out, but Big Taro actually took the initiative to lead him up to the bedroom on the third floor. He broke into trouble when he entered the door.
He smiled and said: "This destined person, do you also want to have your fortune told by me?"
Xia Buer closed the door and said disdainfully: "Bah~ I don't know how many pounds you have. Jiang Huizi must have carefully studied their information and made an analysis report for you to read. If not, I would immediately
Strip naked and crawl all over the floor!”
Big Taro leaned against the wall and said: "Keiko did give me everyone's analysis report, but you have already read the report. Did it say that Li Zhonghui was raped? Was Sha Daji's sister married? And
Was Su Tong a fat man before?"
"What? Su Tong used to be a fat man, how on earth did you know..."
Xia Buyer was confused by him, but Big Taro said proudly: "Third points are destined by heaven, and seven points depend on blindness. The divine book I picked up also said that fortune telling can only judge the opponent's personality."
Personality, as well as his physical condition, but personality often determines destiny, a person with a bad temper cannot achieve great things!"
"This is quite reliable. I think fortune telling is similar to psychology..."
Xia Buyer nodded in agreement, but Da Yutou added: "But there are also some magical things, such as the palmistry of annihilation of children and grandchildren. In order to confirm its authenticity, I went to the hospital to find someone to compare it. Anyone diagnosed with infertility
Nearly all the people have this kind of palmistry, so I became obsessed with this business!”
"What about me?"
Xia Buyer stretched out his hands curiously and said, "Under the little finger of your right hand, above the love line, are there a few interlaced tic-tac-toe patterns? Go back and look at other people's, as long as they are mutant men.
If this kind of pattern appears, it is the pattern of annihilation of descendants. If you don’t have it on your left hand, it’s not congenital!”
"Holy crap! It's really..."
Xia Buyer was finally shocked, but Big Taro sighed: "Oh~ It would be strange if you didn't. The biggest flaw of mutants is that they can't have children. Otherwise, it would be great to be a mutant. Now don't you doubt that I am
You’re out of your mind, you can’t completely believe in Feng Shui physiognomy, but you can’t disbelieve it either!”
"Is it Keiko's idea to do this..."
Xia Buyer looked at his master suit up and down, but Big Taro said: "This is a secret skill that my godfather taught me. He once served as the abbot master, and the shuffler was also brainwashed by his faith.
And I have been holding back for so long before I show my true ability, just to make a big splash and implement the first step of my plan to create a god!"
"Plan to create a god? What kind of god to create..."
Xia Buyer suddenly felt that this damn fat man was a bit unfathomable, and Da Yutou said again: "Do you know why our country is not allowed to make ghost movies? Because there are too many idiots. They will believe whatever you make, and I am going to
I will continue your master's path and mold you into an invincible god of war, and I will be the reincarnation of that person!"
"You can't even explain anything, and you still want to brainwash people. I think you are the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie..."
Xia Buyer looked at him dumbfounded, but Big Taro said disdainfully: "Can Monkey Sun go to the West without Zhu Bajie? Can your master survive until now without my godfather? The relationship between them is that Monkey Sun and Zhu Bajie, Guo Degang and
Yu Qian, they have made each other successful, one cannot exist without the other, don’t you understand this?"
"Nah! You've only been a master for a few minutes, but it's as if you've suddenly become enlightened. It's made me very uncomfortable..."
Xia Buer scratched his scalp and felt dizzy for a while, but Big Taro said seriously: "In two days, we will go to the front line together to observe the movements of the zombie clan. At the same time, I want to build momentum for you. I want everyone to know that you
It is an unavoidable destiny to fight against the Buddha, I am your Zhu Bajie, no, I am the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi!"
"You bastard, you still dare to say it was your idea. You even recited the words wrong..."
Xia Fujian grabbed him in shame, and Big Taro finally laughed and said: "How can I marry Keiko home if I don't work hard? People are laughing behind her back because she has poor vision and found someone who can only eat and wait to die."
My boyfriend, but I can swear that this plan was really my idea, but Keiko helped me perfect it!"
"Master! Master, are you there..."
Suddenly! There was a soft call outside the door. The voice was Commander Gong’s mistress Li Zhonghui. But Da Yutou hurriedly pushed Xia Buer into the toilet and said with a sly smile: "These women are so superstitious."
Now, you hide here and watch how I fool her, hehe~"
"Don't mess with her, something will happen..."
Xia Buer hurriedly tried to pull him back, but Da Yao Tou ran over and opened the door. Xia Buer had to close the toilet door, leaving a crack, and then saw Li Zhonghui walking in biting his lips.
Taro opened the door seriously and said: "I said you are going to lose money tonight. You will lose miserably!"
"Well! I lost a lot, and I didn't even dare to tell the commander..."
Li Zhonghui nodded pitifully, then followed Da Yutou to the sofa, and whispered: "Master! The commander doesn't know that I have been violated. I only said that you figured out the memorial day of my relatives. Please don't
Tell him that it’s not easy for me to get to where I am today, and I still have a family to support!”
Big Taro sat on the sofa, lit a cigarette, and sneered: "Family? You have defeated everyone in your family. I am embarrassed to say it in front of Commander Gong. You are so tough that you can defeat King Yama to death."
Whoever sleeps with you will be in trouble, the family you are talking about are probably the bastards out there!"
"Master! You must not tell anyone, my life is so miserable..."
Li Zhonghui actually knelt down in front of him with a "pop" and cried bitterly: "I was violated by two men. The second one was my former leader. He was powerful and I didn't dare to disclose it. After I got pregnant, he
They forced me to give birth, but I only dared... I only dared to tell the commander that the child was my sister's!"
"Oh~ I've seen it a long time ago. You were poor when you were young and suffered when you grew up. It's really pitiful..."
Big Taro suddenly stood up with a face full of shock, took out a magic pestle from his pocket and held it in his hand, pointed at the empty door and exclaimed: "Li Zhonghui! How many immoral things have you done? How many do you know?
Did the innocent souls follow you in? Five of them! A family of five!"
"Ah! Master, save me..."
Li Zhonghui suddenly crawled behind him and trembled violently, her face turned pale and she might faint at any time, but Da Yatou took out another piece of yellow paper and lit it with shaking hands, without using any auxiliary tools, and then threw it hard at the door.
He shouted: "The evil spirits are gone! Don't seek death!"
"Dong dong dong..."
The door suddenly shook violently, and the chandelier in the room exploded with a bang. Li Zhonghui was so frightened that she screamed and got under his crotch, but Xia Buer in the toilet just rolled his eyes. No wonder he died.
The fat man took the initiative to bring him here. It turned out that he had already prepared to set a trap for Li Zhonghui.
"Oops! They're going to get on you..."
Big Taro took out a small bottle of water and poured it on his forehead, and deliberately dropped a few drops on Li Zhonghui's hand. Li Zhonghui was so frightened that he trembled and cried: "Please let me go, I was also forced by Lao Geng and the others."
, If you don’t die, I will die!”
"If you don't get out, I will make you never reincarnate. Get out now..."
Big Taro roared angrily and smashed out the Demonic Pestle. The pestle was nailed to the door with a bang. A gust of wind immediately blew in from the window, causing the curtains and sheets to sway. Big Taro also collapsed on the sofa.
, panting and saying: "They have retreated temporarily, get out of here quickly, I was almost killed by you!"
"No! Master, please save me, please save me..."
Li Zhonghui actually lay on the ground and kowtowed to him a few times. Did the big taro pretend to be so: "Sister! In fact, I am already over one hundred and twenty years old. It's not that I don't want to help you, but Xia Buer is about to go on an expedition, so I have to stay.
Try your best to help him. If I hadn't changed his destiny for him, do you think he would have become the King of Summer at such a young age?"
"Master! It doesn't matter to King Xia Tian. I am the one who suffers. Please save me..."
Li Zhonghui was completely frightened. Big Taro sighed with unbearable expression: "Oh~ you look too much like my first love, that's all! I will spend one time of my true energy to help you switch on and off the whole body, so that those resentful ghosts can
I can’t pester you anymore, but you must be sincere, if you waver even a little bit, you will be doomed!”
"Thank you, master! Thank you, master, for your life-saving grace..."
Li Zhonghui kowtowed excitedly, and Big Taro stood up and said: "Kneel down facing the east and take off these worldly burdens on your body. Remember! You can't keep a ring. Finally, you kowtow three times devoutly and recite Taiyi."
Immortal Master helps me achieve an indestructible golden body, and I will consecrate your practice, do you understand?"
"Understood! Disciple understands..."
Li Zhonghui actually started to take off her clothes without hesitation, taking off all the jewelry. When she was about to take off her clothes, Xia Buer couldn't stand it any longer. He quietly opened the door and walked out. He had completely seen the power of superstition today.
Wow, such a shrewd woman like Li Zhonghui could be deceived into a brainless person by Big Taro.