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0740 Men's crotch self-improvement

"Bang~"

The unexpected explosion directly blew Xia Buer away. If he hadn't hid behind a tree in time, he would have been killed, but even so, he was still knocked away like a baseball and hit head on.

He fell down from the treetop with a loud crash, breaking more than a dozen tree branches along the way before he landed with a crash.

"ah……"

Xia Buyer clutched his crotch and screamed in pain. More than a dozen tree branches were crushed by his little brother. The worst pain for this man almost made him faint. He took several deep breaths before suppressing it.

, but when he looked up, he found that his body was smoking, and even the scales on his chest had melted.

“Fuck!!!”

The stunned Xia Fujian hurriedly took off his armor and threw his helmet on the ground. The two things were corroded almost as soon as they landed. If it was a little later in the evening, it would be his body's turn, and when he covered it,

When he knelt down in pain with his crotch crotched, he realized that the Iron Suo Zombie King had actually self-destructed.

"Oh My God……"

Xia Fujian looked ahead in disbelief. Not only did a large number of trees fall down with the Corpse King as the center, but almost everything within a radius of a hundred meters was emitting green smoke. There was smelly acid everywhere, and broken trunks.

The fat intestines shot out by the blade, and the big belly of the Tiezou Zombie King exploded like a balloon.

"Ho~"

The Tiezou Corpse King, who was kneeling on the ground, roared and stood up. It was hundreds of meters away from Xia Buer, but only a dozen big trees were left between them. Its tattered belly was already exposed.

The internal organs, skin and muscles were hanging down like rotten cotton wool under the abdomen, while the fat intestines were surging inside like blood snakes.

"Hiss~ It won't be broken..."

Xia Buer rubbed his crotch and stood up with a grin on his face. He crossed his legs and didn't dare to bring them together. But then he heard a spluttering sound, and the iron rope corpse king's big belly closed up quickly, and soon became flat.

The macho muscle belly began to expand outward like a balloon.

"Haha~ Guizhou Donkey is exhausted. If you have the guts, don't run away..."

Xia Buer pointed at Tiesuo Corpse King and laughed. Tiesuo Corpse King snorted contemptuously, patted his newly bulging belly and waved to him. Xia Buer immediately picked up the Corpse Claw Spear and slowly

He slowly moved towards Iron Suo Corpse King's side, but Corpse King put his hands on his hips and smiled nonchalantly.

"Hmph~ Just wait! I will go over and challenge you soon..."

Xia Buyer suddenly took out a tube of blue liquid, which was the mutant Viagra commonly known as "Qiyang Water". He took off the cap and stuck it directly on his lower abdomen, and soon it was filled with a powerful heat.

The unbearable tingling pain in his limbs and balls quickly subsided, and he was finally able to stand up straight and be a man.

"fire!"

Xia Buer suddenly pinched his headset and shouted. The two self-propelled artillery guns at the foot of the mountain fired almost at the same time. The two shells directly blew the iron rope zombie king off the ground. Xia Buer also hid in the big tree.

Then, a burst of flying sand and rocks came crashing down on the ground, and the Tiezhao Corpse King also fell to the ground with a roar.

"Whoosh~"

Xia Buer didn't wait for the dust to settle before he shot out. The Tiesou Corpse King lay on the ground like a big toad. When he noticed that he was coming, he immediately repeated his old trick, but Xia Buer also threw himself behind a fallen tree.

, then there was a loud bang, and the zombie king's newly healed belly exploded again.

"Squirt~"

A large amount of acid liquid flew in all directions like flowers. It was so powerful that it even penetrated the tree trunks. However, there were three big trees blocking Xia Buer's side, and the self-destruction this time was far less fierce than before.

, the three trees trembled for a while and then subsided, and Xia Buer also jumped up at this time.

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh..."

More than a dozen fat intestines suddenly shot at him head-on. It was not that the Tie Suo Corpse King didn't want to use its full strength, but that it lay on its side and hindered the attack of the fat intestines.

While Wang knelt down, he suddenly jumped behind it and stabbed it hard in the anus.

"Ho~"

When the Iron Suo Corpse King saw that this thing was about to explode, he immediately let out a panicked roar, and a few fat intestines instantly pierced its lower back, and actually shot Xia Buer backwards, catching Xia Buer off guard.

Fuji didn't expect that it didn't even need its kidneys, so he hurriedly chopped off a few fat intestines and was infected in one go.

"Pfft~"

A very fast small intestine suddenly pierced his abdomen and came out, hanging him in the air like a mutton skewer. However, Xia Fujian could no longer feel the pain, so he quickly chopped the small intestine in half with a spear.

Fat Chang fell to the ground, kicked on the ground with all his strength, and shot the corpse king's big ass again.

Something unexpected happened again. A piece of fat sausage shot out from the corpse king's anus like lightning, and hit Xia Buer's leg with a bang, making him spin twice in the air before falling to the ground.

A strong smell of feces instantly filled his whole body, and Tiesuo Corpse King actually used the anal prolapse method at the critical moment.

"Ho~"

The Tiesuo Corpse King roared with extreme anger. Prolapse of the anus to save itself was obviously an insult to its dignity. After turning around, this guy instantly raised hundreds of fat intestines and pierced Xia Buer like a dragnet, attacking in a large area.

He had no way to escape and could only watch the dense intestines being shot towards him.

"ah……"

At the critical moment! Xia Buer suddenly roared like crazy. All he could think about was punching away the Tie Suo Corpse King. A strong air flow visible to the naked eye suddenly appeared around him, as if it was made of air.

His big fist hit the big head of Tiesuo Zombie King with a "bang" sound.

"Bang~"

The Tiesuo Corpse King was smashed into pieces, his head fell deeply into the soil, and his uncontrollable fat intestines suddenly shrank back, but Xia Buer, who was dizzy, did not dare to breathe at all, and was confused.

Staring at the corpse king's big butt like a hill, he suddenly jumped up and roared wildly.

"Pfft~"

The golden hoop corpse claw spear stabbed the corpse king's tail vertebra accurately. This copper-skinned and iron-bone guy was only vulnerable here. The corpse claw spear almost disappeared into the handle. Xia Buer took advantage of the situation and pressed the handle.

After pressing the ejection button, the Corpse King let out a horrific roar, and his buttocks hit the ground with a bang.

"Plop~"

Exhausted, Xia Buer fell directly onto the Corpse King's butt. The thing that saved his life just now was Spiritual Storm. Every time this thing appeared, it could drain all his energy. It's a pity that he didn't know how to use it correctly. Every time

He would not be forced out until the moment of life and death, otherwise he would not have been beaten in such a miserable state.

"King of Heaven! Where are you..."

Xiang Tian led a group of people and ran up in a hurry. When they saw Xia Buer leaning on the corpse king's big buttocks and breathing heavily, the group of people were all stunned and Zheng Songren even stuttered: "

The eight...eight-barred Fat Corpse King was just...killed like this. Are you really a god descending to earth?"

"What the hell! Hurry up and call a car to tow it away. There are zombies everywhere here..."

Xia Buer stood up staggeringly, and pulled out the corpse claw spear from his big butt. The paralyzed Tie Suo Corpse King immediately snorted in shame and anger, but Xia Buer climbed directly onto its back.

He pointed at a compound eye on the back of its head and said with a ferocious smile: "There are three kings of Shituoling, right? I'll take care of one of them first!"

"Pfft~"

Xia Buer suddenly pierced a compound eye. Unexpectedly, the compound eye exploded but failed to hit the head. Xia Buer poked more than ten times in a row but failed to find the vital point. However, Xiang Tian climbed on the corpse king's back and said:

"King of Heaven! The remaining zombie clan have all retreated. I guess they want to preserve their strength and don't want to be wiped out by nuclear bombs!"

"Alas~ It's too late! Otherwise none of them would be able to escape..."

Xia Buer sat on the back of the Corpse King with great pity. After thinking about it, he said: "Hurry up and notify the artillery unit to fire two-thirds of the artillery shells into the sinkhole, and then call home to use missiles.

I'm going to blow it up to death, preferably a bomb that can penetrate the ground, and hit the area around the sinkhole hard!"

"Okay! I'll make arrangements right away..."

Xiang Tian immediately jumped down and started giving orders over the walkie-talkie. Two tanks also rumbled up, directly blasting away the obstructing trees and driving to the side of the Corpse King. Then he threw two wire ropes around the Corpse King's feet, like

He was dragged down the mountain like a dead pig, while Xia Buer sat lazily on the back of the Corpse King and smoked a cigarette.

"Oh my god! You really killed this monster..."

Su Tong and Bai Sha supported each other and walked over. They both covered their mouths and were shocked. Xia Buer, who barely survived, was not in the mood to cry. If Tiesuo Corpse King had underestimated him, he might have died a long time ago, but he

Suddenly, I felt that Baisha, the ocean horse, was extremely attractive. Being next to the long-legged Su Tong was a powerful tool for seducing people.

"Come up and sit! Corpse Ace leather seats..."

Xia Buer stared at Su Tong's magnificent chest, and the two women immediately climbed up without realizing it. Xia Buer couldn't help but sniff Su Tong's body, and actually asked in a daze: "Su Tong!

Why do you smell so good? Do you have the legendary body fragrance?"

Su Tong sniffed herself strangely and wondered: "How can you have body fragrance if you smell like sweat? The so-called body fragrance is just the smell of cosmetics that have been pickled because of too much use. But what's going on down there? You don't know.

Did you hide the grenade in your crotch?"

"Don't mention it! It almost broke..."

Xia Buyer covered his crotch and almost cried. The effect of the water was fading away, and his little brother began to sting again. But he suddenly understood. No wonder the two women suddenly became super attractive.

The attraction, it turns out, is the damn Qi Yang. The water is playing tricks.

"Dong dong dong..."

All the artillery shells in the sky hit the mountain where the sinkhole was located. For a moment, the earth shook, the mountains collapsed, and gravel flew over several kilometers away. Xia Buer quickly covered his ears and asked people to retreat. The remaining few units

All the chariots came over to help, dragging the huge iron rope corpse king straight towards the outside of the mountain.

The artillery bombardment lasted for more than twenty minutes before it was over. No one would be willing to spend such money if it wasn't a life-and-death battle. Not only could a lot of ammunition not be manufactured in the current arsenal, but the production speed could not keep up with the consumption. However, the soldiers outside the mountain were getting more and more

When I was uneasy, several shabby tanks came out of the mountains.

"The King of Heaven is out! Huh? They are dragging something behind them. It's so big..."

The soldiers looked up in confusion, and soon discovered that not only were they dragging the giant fat corpse king with them, Xia Buer was also sitting arrogantly on the corpse king's back and smoking, while two tall beauties were chatting and laughing with him, so domineering

The scene instantly ignited the blood of the soldiers, and cheers like a tsunami immediately sounded from all directions.


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