"Damn fat man! You are just a pig, and pigs are smarter than you..."
Xie Tiaojiao scolded angrily. The gray-faced big taro was squatting in the farmland, looking at the upturned off-road vehicle and not daring to reply. The little fox girl who was like a clay figure stopped speaking for him and put her hands on her hips and sighed:
"It's such a wide road, how could you overturn the car?"
"My tire suddenly burst, can you blame me..."
Big Taro muttered with a bitter look on his face, and was immediately kicked by Xie Damei into the mud ditch. He patted his butt in despair and climbed out again, stood on the land of the off-road vehicle and looked around.
It is a very desolate district and county road, surrounded by either thatched wasteland or rolling hills.
"It's better now. The car overturned and the radio was broken. Even the walkie-talkie couldn't be charged..."
Xie Xie crossed his waist with one hand and kept pointing at him and scolding him, but two Mountain Wolf Army soldiers ran over from the road and said in a hurry: "Hurry up! There is a large group of wandering living corpses coming from the east. They should be going there."
If you join the corpse tide, you can’t go any further on the planned route!”
"Alas, the house is leaking, but it rains all night, and the lion from the east of the river roars to kill me. What kind of world is this..."
Big Taro looked at Xie Xie with a sad face, Xie Xie immediately picked up a wooden stick and was about to beat him. He was so frightened that he quickly got into the car, took out weapons and equipment, and ran onto the road with his tail between his legs. He looked around and pointed.
He looked forward and said: "This mountain is the mouth of a coffin. As the saying goes, the coffin opens to eat people..."
"If you dare to say another word about feudal superstition, I will kill you..."
A wooden stick suddenly hit his back from behind. Big Taro hurriedly closed his mouth and ran to the opposite side. Xie followed him with a curse, but the three men and two women were all in a very embarrassed state. There had just been a downpour last night.
It was raining heavily and all five of them were as dirty as mud monkeys, which made Xie Xie, who always loves beauty, very angry.
"Oops! There's a herd of beasts, run away..."
A soldier's face suddenly changed dramatically. The cold wind was mixed with a fishy smell. Experienced soldiers knew that it was the smell of corpse beasts. The five people immediately ran with all their strength, but the big taro lay flat.
Instead of walking along the path, he led them all the way up the mountain.
"You've got shit in your head. If you don't get a car, why would you climb over the mountain..."
Xie Xie ran after her with a lot of complaints, but Fatty didn't have any other skills. Even Xia Buer couldn't catch up with her when running. After she climbed up the mountainside out of breath, Big Taro stopped and said: "I
I've told you that I'm really capable, so just open your eyes and take a good look down at me!"
"What..."
Xie Xie turned around impatiently, but she was shocked when she saw it. It turned out that a large group of living corpses were coming from behind the mountain. If she had just run forward along the path, she would be killed by two groups of living corpses.
She was caught in the middle, but she still said unconvinced: "What did you do when a blind cat met a dead mouse and the car overturned?"
"Stop saying a few words and leave quickly..."
The little fox girl walked up the mountain with a sad face. Big Taro had to speed up and climbed over the mountain. It took three hills to get rid of the corpses, but all five of them were exhausted. One soldier was panting heavily.
He said angrily: "Taro! I really admire you. We have never been so tired following the second master!"
"Gogen! Just be content, at least we didn't kill anyone..."
Big Taro walked up to the top of the mountain and unloaded his backpack. Behind the mountain was a large green farmland with a winding river running through it. He could still see the urban area with tall buildings in the distance, but he just wanted to take out his binoculars.
Look, the little fox lady said: "Zi Mo! Eat something first and then get busy. It's already past twelve o'clock!"
"Hehe~ Our little Sasha still knows how to care for people, unlike some tigresses who only roar..."
Big Taro sat down on the grass with a fart. After giving him a thank you glance, he couldn't curse anymore. The five people took out the dry food in their bags and started eating and drinking, but Gou Gen said while eating: "Taro! We are now
We are getting farther and farther away from the main force, we can't keep running like this, otherwise they won't be able to find us!"
"Who wants to run away? There's a wave of corpses blocking the way. You can't just wait to die..."
Big Taro conveniently stuffed a can of eight-treasure porridge to the little fox girl, smiled and winked at her, but thanked her and then said: "Our situation should have been reported, Xia Fujian will definitely send a helicopter to search and rescue us, we should find a safe place
Just charge the walkie-talkie somewhere and wait for rescue with peace of mind!"
"I think maybe he won't send..."
Big Taro took a bite of the steamed bun in his hand and said dejectedly: "Erga hopes that I can become a talent more than anyone else. He asked me to lead the team this time just to train me. If he knows that I can't even do this well,
, maybe if you are so cruel, you can just ignore me and let me find a way to go back on my own!"
"He can't be so cruel, right? He doesn't know how much you weigh..."
Xie Xie looked at him in shock, but Big Taro sighed: "Alas, when our four brothers ran away from Hangzhou, the three of them were either kings or generals, and I was the only one left to eat and wait for death, but I still
I found a female military advisor as my wife, and everyone said it was like a flower stuck in cow dung!"
"Hmph~ Who told you to be dissatisfied? Your wife is also blind. A person who can't even control his weight can still be expected to become a talent..."
Xie Xie rolled his eyes rudely, and Big Taro silently gnawed the steamed bun without saying a word, but Gou Gen held the map and solemnly said: "That's not good! To the south of us is the urban area, to the west is a town, and to the northeast are
There are still zombies blocking the way, we have no way to escape now!"
"If Erga were here, what would he do..."
Big Taro leaned against the tree and muttered. After everyone had finished eating, he stood up decisively and said: "Let's go through the edge of the town. Why Erga can become the king of heaven? It's because he always
If we overcome difficulties and have the courage to challenge dangerous situations, we will also..."
"Hey! Stop cheering here. People have the ability to overcome difficulties. Do you have it..."
Xie Xie looked at him cross-eyed and annoyed. Unexpectedly, Big Taro picked up his backpack without saying a word, turned around and walked towards the direction of the town. The four of them looked at each other and didn't have a good idea, but the little fox girl
But he whispered: "Thank you! What you said is too unpleasant, it will hurt his self-esteem!"
"Hmph~ If jade cannot be carved, it cannot be used. I am doing this for his own good..."
Xie Xie stood up with a cold snort, picked up his backpack and weapons and chased after him. He pinched the big taro's ears and taught him a lesson: "Little fat man! You have a bad temper now, don't you? Get rid of me in just a few words, sister."
Look, do you believe I can twist off your pig ears?"
Big Taro stared at her angrily and said: "Do you dare to make a bet with me? If I take you back safely, you will... you will run naked in front of me. If you can't come back, I will do whatever you want."
, I won’t complain if you want to kill or chop him into pieces!”
"Okay! This is what you said, I'm waiting to see your performance..."
Xie Xie pushed his head away with all his strength. Big Taro rubbed his ears and speeded up again. The group soon arrived at the foot of the mountain, but Big Taro was stopped just as he was about to walk onto the field ridge. Gougen said depressedly:
"My fat master, let us do the work of opening the road. If you walk in like this, you are seeking death!"
"Then tell me the taboos here. I am your apprentice now..."
Big Taro hurriedly took a few steps back in embarrassment. His greatest advantage is that he is not ashamed to ask questions and never pretends to understand. The two soldiers also took the trouble to explain to him that the place where this kind of weed is taller than a person is the best place.
It's dangerous. If they're not careful, they will lose their lives.
"Bang~"
Gougen suddenly fired a shot into the deserted field, and sure enough! In less than half a minute, several corpse cats jumped out, and even corpse rats shot out like rockets. After a few people were able to deal with it without any danger,
I had to go around in a long circle to get close to the town.
"Good luck! I didn't see any living corpses..."
Gou Gen squatted behind the agricultural vehicle with his binoculars. This was a workers' town built on the mountain. The town was full of old houses from the 1970s and 1980s. They were either two-story dormitories with brick structures or dusty brick buildings.
There are many old residential buildings, and several old office buildings can be seen in the background.
Xie whispered: "Fat man! We'd better take it easy. If there aren't many living corpses, we might as well find a safe place to stay here first, find a way to charge the military walkie-talkie, and finally connect a long antenna, etc."
Someone come to the rescue!”
"Don't you think it's very strange that there are no living corpses in such a big place..."
After Da Taro glanced at her, he picked up the corpse claw spear and ran forward. Two soldiers hurriedly chased him to protect him, but Da Taro ran outside the canteen at the entrance of the town and gently pushed open the door with his spear.
Look, it's actually empty inside, it's been cleared out a long time ago.
"survivor!"
Several people looked at each other deeply. It is not a good thing to have survivors. Everyone knows that living people are more dangerous than living corpses. However, Big Taro continued to walk into the town, only to find that the inside of the town was covered with iron fences.
It was circled, and there was a row of copper characters inlaid on the wall at the gate, but only the three characters "Geological Team" were left.
"Living corpse!"
Gougen suddenly pulled the big taro, and more than a dozen living corpses were struggling with the iron fence not far away. These were all old and weak corpses. They didn't notice the five living people coming over, but they were obviously waiting for them.
I have been here for a long time, and the iron fence has been chewed like a twist by them.
"The fighting ability is not good..."
The two soldiers' eyes lit up at the same time. They ran over and eliminated the living corpses in three strokes. Then they easily climbed over the fence with a few bricks. When they landed, they saw several vegetable greenhouses converted from flower beds and the corridor of the dormitory building.
There are also flower pots for growing vegetables, and there are even goats bleating somewhere.
"Shh~ Someone..."
The big taro cat pointed to the front behind the greenhouse. There was a large flat-roofed cement house in front of it. Bursts of chatter and laughter were coming from inside. The big taro cat took the initiative to pat the shoulders of the two soldiers and sneaked in with the cat bent over.
On the side of the big bungalow, he took a wooden ladder and placed it under the high window.
'Water mist? Could it be a bathhouse...'
Big Taro climbed up a little suspiciously, and when he lay on the foggy window and took a closer look, sure enough! More than a dozen old ladies were taking a bath inside, laughing and playing with the water, but a little daughter-in-law seemed to have
Su Sue raised his head and met his evil eyes.
"ah……"
A piercing scream suddenly rang out, and Big Taro was so frightened that he fell off the ladder, making him dizzy. Stars were flying. By the time he tried to run away, it was already too late. A group of people were carrying swords, guns and sticks.
When I rushed out, there were even two big wolf dogs showing their teeth and claws.